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(The State)   South Carolina continues its effort to be the most prudish state in America by arresting woman for "not wearing pants" on the beach   (thestate.com) divider line 72
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2013-09-23 12:27:15 AM
FTA: At 2:47 a.m. Friday the officer cited Walter after she was seen laying on her back at the beach access at 47th Avenue North and was not wearing any pants or undergarments, according to the report

Sounds like she was exposing her genital area. Perhaps the submitter thinks the authorities are being prudish, but it's a pretty safe bet that exposing one's genitals on a public beach would result in being arrested in most if not all US states. The exception being nude beaches.
 
2013-09-23 12:42:06 AM
Sandra J. Walter, 48, of Myrtle Beach was cited with unlawful public exposure of specified anatomical parts

But then they don't specify which parts. I am disappoint.
 
2013-09-23 01:09:05 AM
why is this even an article?
 
2013-09-23 01:09:45 AM
and was not wearing any pants or undergarments

Going to the beach and forgetting to bring underwear is something that one does not normally do
 
2013-09-23 01:40:43 AM
She was just hoping that her crabs would all scurry back into the water.
 
2013-09-23 02:19:00 AM
48 and on her back a 2:47 in the morning on a beach? Yeah, I don't want to see that either. Ticket away.
 
2013-09-23 02:20:06 AM
Unless you are protesting wearing pants in Portland
 
2013-09-23 02:21:47 AM
But she could be lying beside an AR-15 or a MP-5 and that's ok. LOL.
 
2013-09-23 02:24:24 AM
something something sandy vagina something.
 
2013-09-23 02:24:36 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: 48 and on her back a 2:47 in the morning on a beach? Yeah, I don't want to see that either. Ticket away.


What if it was a 48-year-old Salma Hayek?  Yeah.  I thought so.
 
2013-09-23 02:34:08 AM

fusillade762: Sandra J. Walter, 48, of Myrtle Beach was cited with unlawful public exposure of specified anatomical parts

But then they don't specify which parts. I am disappoint.


At 48? You don't want details.
 
2013-09-23 02:34:37 AM

log_jammin: why is this even an article?


Yeah, it's more like a pronoun.
 
2013-09-23 02:42:14 AM

Harry_Seldon: Unless you are protesting wearing pants in Portland


Or you're on a naked bike ride.
 
2013-09-23 02:44:38 AM

Bathia_Mapes: FTA: At 2:47 a.m. Friday the officer cited Walter after she was seen laying on her back at the beach access at 47th Avenue North and was not wearing any pants or undergarments, according to the report

Sounds like she was exposing her genital area. Perhaps the submitter thinks the authorities are being prudish, but it's a pretty safe bet that exposing one's genitals on a public beach would result in being arrested in most if not all US states. The exception being nude beaches.


Yeah, that.  This is illegal pretty much everywhere that it isn't explicitly specified to be legal, e.g. nude beaches, massage parlors, and in purely private properties like your house.
 
2013-09-23 02:51:19 AM
I'm guessing the beach doesn't get many visitors at 2:47 am. My guess is the cops found her laying there drunk, and then just saw an opportunity when they found she wasn't wearing pants.
 
2013-09-23 02:53:21 AM

cyberspacedout: I'm guessing the beach doesn't get many visitors at 2:47 am. My guess is the cops found her laying there drunk, and then just saw an opportunity when they found she wasn't wearing pants.


That's not what it's called.
 
2013-09-23 02:55:35 AM
TTIUWP
 
2013-09-23 03:04:33 AM
Some of the "fashion" trends round here in FL border on indecent exposure. How does one sit comfortably when ones lower butt cheeks are exposed?

Getting kick because I'm not wearing any pants. ;)
 
2013-09-23 03:08:57 AM
Which state was it, Maine maybe, that actually allowed public nudity?

To be honest, I don't care. A little more public nudity would be good for our culture.
 
2013-09-23 03:09:12 AM
memecrunch.com
 
2013-09-23 03:10:00 AM

adamatari: Which state was it, Maine maybe, that actually allowed public nudity?

To be honest, I don't care. A little more public nudity would be good for our culture.


Getting people to stop freaking out about it on TV would be a good start.
 
2013-09-23 03:20:08 AM

LordOfThePings: log_jammin: why is this even an article?

Yeah, it's more like a pronoun.


This made me laugh more than any other comment on Fark today. Thank you.
 
2013-09-23 03:45:51 AM

adamatari: Which state was it, Maine maybe, that actually allowed public nudity?

To be honest, I don't care. A little more public nudity would be good for our culture.


The culture with the world's 2nd highest obesity rate (33%)?

i.imgur.com

No.


/damn Mexico for being #1!
//they turk er trophies!
 
2013-09-23 03:58:23 AM

Empty H: Thank you.


My pleasure.
 
2013-09-23 04:09:10 AM

Jim_Callahan: Yeah, that.  This is illegal pretty much everywhere that it isn't explicitly specified to be legal, e.g. nude beaches, massage parlors, and in purely private properties like your house.


You guys are supposed to mention that you aren't lawyers before dispensing legal advice. Do you think all municipalities, states, and even the federal government have laws about wearing pants???
 
2013-09-23 04:10:44 AM

gerbilpox: adamatari: Which state was it, Maine maybe, that actually allowed public nudity?

To be honest, I don't care. A little more public nudity would be good for our culture.

The culture with the world's 2nd highest obesity rate (33%)?

[i.imgur.com image 340x432]

No.


/damn Mexico for being #1!
//they turk er trophies!


I really--REALLY--hope his penis doesn't make the "A."
 
2013-09-23 04:11:19 AM
Was her name Madison?
 
2013-09-23 04:14:23 AM

LordOfThePings: cyberspacedout: I'm guessing the beach doesn't get many visitors at 2:47 am. My guess is the cops found her laying there drunk, and then just saw an opportunity when they found she wasn't wearing pants.

That's not what it's called.


Holy crap, I can't believe I wrote that. I meant, of course, opportunity to cite her for a more serious charge.
 
2013-09-23 04:24:17 AM
No, what's really prudish is this:

cited with unlawful public exposure of specified anatomical parts

Read more here: http://www.thestate.com/2013/09/22/2995188/myrtle-beach-woman-cited-f o r-not.html#storylink=cpy
Aww, did her have her ladybits exposed? What's the equivalent for a male, that his wee-wee was a-dangle?

Jeezus, at least be adult about it. "Specified anatomical parts." Mother of everloving god.
 
2013-09-23 04:34:22 AM

Gyrfalcon: No, what's really prudish is this:cited with unlawful public exposure of specified anatomical parts


It's an arrest report/news article. How do you want them to put it? That she was caught airing out her fanny on a beach?
 
2013-09-23 04:46:17 AM

Gordon Bennett: Gyrfalcon: No, what's really prudish is this:cited with unlawful public exposure of specified anatomical parts

It's an arrest report/news article. How do you want them to put it? That she was caught airing out her fanny on a beach?


Buttocks and vagina are OK words to use.
 
2013-09-23 04:46:42 AM

Jorn the Younger: [memecrunch.com image 775x565]


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-23 04:53:49 AM

Gordon Bennett: Gyrfalcon: No, what's really prudish is this:cited with unlawful public exposure of specified anatomical parts

It's an arrest report/news article. How do you want them to put it? That she was caught airing out her fanny on a beach?


No, damnit. I want it to read that she was giving her hoo-hah some time to shine. In those words exactly.
 
2013-09-23 05:07:28 AM

Jim_Callahan: Bathia_Mapes: FTA: At 2:47 a.m. Friday the officer cited Walter after she was seen laying on her back at the beach access at 47th Avenue North and was not wearing any pants or undergarments, according to the report

Sounds like she was exposing her genital area. Perhaps the submitter thinks the authorities are being prudish, but it's a pretty safe bet that exposing one's genitals on a public beach would result in being arrested in most if not all US states. The exception being nude beaches.

Yeah, that.  This is illegal pretty much everywhere that it isn't explicitly specified to be legal, e.g. nude beaches, massage parlors, and in purely private properties like your house.


Uh, I'm pretty sure it has to be specified as illegal to be against the law.
 
2013-09-23 05:16:44 AM
good old South Carolina....hope of banjo pickin' and moonshine makin'.sounds like Barney Fife was on the job this day.
 
2013-09-23 05:19:04 AM
Violence and gore = wholesome family entertainment
Nudity = someone call the police!!!!11
 
2013-09-23 05:37:31 AM
"Since when is airing out my horrific pussy on a public beach a crime?"
 
2013-09-23 05:46:33 AM

ciberido: Jorn the Younger: [memecrunch.com image 775x565]


She solved the problem of the wrong trousers going wrong by not wearing any at all.
 
2013-09-23 05:58:27 AM

fusillade762: Sandra J. Walter, 48, of Myrtle Beach was cited with unlawful public exposure of specified anatomical parts

But then they don't specify which parts. I am disappoint.


Mulva.
 
2013-09-23 06:00:46 AM
Sounds Myrtle Beach Drunk all right The actual reason how she got there wouldn't even be considered plausible for a Hangover script I'm betting.
 
2013-09-23 06:02:38 AM
Same woman?

s21.postimg.org
 
2013-09-23 06:04:48 AM

Pointy Tail of Satan: But she could be lying beside an AR-15 or a MP-5 and that's ok. LOL.


Hell no, it isn't! If you're going to the beach, you take a Kalashnikov. Do you know what beach sand will do to an AR-15?
 
2013-09-23 06:17:40 AM

Jorn the Younger: adamatari: Which state was it, Maine maybe, that actually allowed public nudity?

To be honest, I don't care. A little more public nudity would be good for our culture.

Getting people to stop freaking out about it on TV would be a good start.


Tonight at 7, a woman exposed her private areas in public. OH NOEZ! Crime and depravity!
Next up, Miley Cyrus performs an endearing dance for family amusement.
Also, these ads for bikini wax kits, complete with under-there nose-hair (I mean No Hair!) shots.
 
2013-09-23 06:53:20 AM
It's the wrong time of year for Bike Week.

/white trash is year round in the Republic of Horry County
 
2013-09-23 07:08:12 AM

Bathia_Mapes: FTA: At 2:47 a.m. Friday the officer cited Walter after she was seen laying on her back at the beach access at 47th Avenue North and was not wearing any pants or undergarments, according to the report

Sounds like she was exposing her genital area. Perhaps the submitter thinks the authorities are being prudish, but it's a pretty safe bet that exposing one's genitals on a public beach would result in being arrested in most if not all US states. The exception being nude beaches.


Especially if shes 48. And Southern. And probably a fatty. Its probably ground zero down there.
 
2013-09-23 07:22:47 AM

Jorn the Younger: [memecrunch.com image 775x565]


users.content.ytmnd.com

Solomon Grundy bought Pants on Monday
Wore on Tuesday
Ripped on Wednesday
Sewed on Thursday
Wore on Friday
Washed on Saturday
Split on Sunday
Those were the pants of Solomon Grundy
 
2013-09-23 07:55:42 AM
Her nickname is Sandy.
 
2013-09-23 08:15:30 AM

Boppidy_Boopa: good old South Carolina....hope of banjo pickin' and moonshine makin'.sounds like Barney Fife was on the job this day.


Now, I like pickin' and slammin' on some SC stupidity, however this time, they get a gold star.  Second, those from that area will back my thought that this woman is not a local.  Third, everyone knows Andy, Barney and all the rest of Mayberry are from NC.  Now, Roscoe P. Coletrane is a SC native, and I mean he really is.
 
2013-09-23 08:34:57 AM

Boppidy_Boopa: good old South Carolina....hope of banjo pickin' and moonshine makin'.sounds like Barney Fife was on the job this day.


The Andy Griffith Show was set in North Carolina.

As for the woman, being fat, stupid, and with sand in your vagina is no way to go through life, Hon.
 
2013-09-23 08:35:57 AM
On the positive side, if she had been male she would have ended up a registered sex offender.
 
2013-09-23 08:38:23 AM

Rann Xerox: Quantum Apostrophe: 48 and on her back a 2:47 in the morning on a beach? Yeah, I don't want to see that either. Ticket away.

What if it was a 48-year-old Salma Hayek?  Yeah.  I thought so.


You... you haven't actually been to Myrtle Beach, have you?
 
2013-09-23 09:07:50 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Same woman?

[s21.postimg.org image 459x387]


What's the background on that pic?  Never found an origin story for it
 
2013-09-23 09:14:48 AM

FrancoFile: Day_Old_Dutchie: Same woman?

[s21.postimg.org image 459x387]

What's the background on that pic?  Never found an origin story for it


Doesn't seem like there's much of a story.  Guy goes to the airport, sees that, says WTF, and takes a picture.  There's probably a reason she's not wearing pants, yeah, but I'm guessing that even the photographer never found out what it was.
 
2013-09-23 09:19:39 AM
South Carolina ranks seventh in obesity.

I'm fine with this arrest.
 
2013-09-23 09:21:36 AM
Seriously, she's lucky she was found by the cops, rather than someone less gentlemanly.

Assuming (and this is a veeery charitable assumption) that the cop didn't rape her either.

/had to call 911 on a stoned young man last weekend
//he wouldn't have been put into the cop car, had he been willing to go into the ambulance
 
2013-09-23 09:34:05 AM
This chick may have been a bit pudgy, and if so, her fat thighs would have covered her ladybits when you looked up her shirt so it is probably much ado about nothing except for some money for the locality from the fine and the court costs.
 
2013-09-23 09:37:15 AM
Suspect is pantsless. Repeat, pantsless.

deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-23 09:51:36 AM

Rann Xerox: Quantum Apostrophe: 48 and on her back a 2:47 in the morning on a beach? Yeah, I don't want to see that either. Ticket away.

What if it was a 48-year-old Salma Hayek?  Yeah.  I thought so.


How many of those are in the general population? It's like a 48 year old man that can still maintain an erection. Yeah. I thought so.
 
2013-09-23 10:13:29 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Rann Xerox: Quantum Apostrophe: 48 and on her back a 2:47 in the morning on a beach? Yeah, I don't want to see that either. Ticket away.

What if it was a 48-year-old Salma Hayek?  Yeah.  I thought so.

How many of those are in the general population? It's like a 48 year old man that can still maintain an erection. Yeah. I thought so.


You're so cute.
 
2013-09-23 10:43:29 AM

FrancoFile: Quantum Apostrophe: Rann Xerox: Quantum Apostrophe: 48 and on her back a 2:47 in the morning on a beach? Yeah, I don't want to see that either. Ticket away.

What if it was a 48-year-old Salma Hayek?  Yeah.  I thought so.

How many of those are in the general population? It's like a 48 year old man that can still maintain an erection. Yeah. I thought so.

You're so cute.


Oh, let me guess. You think you're in better shape than in your 20s and your erections are just as hard?

Tu déconnes, mec. Les nanas te veulent pour ton argent, pas ton corps brisé pauvre imbécile!
 
2013-09-23 10:45:55 AM

cyberspacedout: I'm guessing the beach doesn't get many visitors at 2:47 am. My guess is the cops found her laying there drunk, and then just saw an opportunity when they found she wasn't wearing pants.


I'm guessing that a lot of your guesses are dildos
 
2013-09-23 10:47:05 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Same woman?


Was looking for this
 
2013-09-23 11:01:42 AM

eViLpOpTaRt: Boppidy_Boopa: good old South Carolina....hope of banjo pickin' and moonshine makin'.sounds like Barney Fife was on the job this day.

The Andy Griffith Show was set in North Carolina.

As for the woman, being fat, stupid, and with sand in your vagina is no way to go through life, Hon.


The mountains, even. Hell, the actual city is like 50-ft from the Virginia border.
 
2013-09-23 11:03:54 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: FrancoFile: Quantum Apostrophe: Rann Xerox: Quantum Apostrophe: 48 and on her back a 2:47 in the morning on a beach? Yeah, I don't want to see that either. Ticket away.

What if it was a 48-year-old Salma Hayek?  Yeah.  I thought so.

How many of those are in the general population? It's like a 48 year old man that can still maintain an erection. Yeah. I thought so.

You're so cute.

Oh, let me guess. You think you're in better shape than in your 20s and your erections are just as hard?


how the hell did we get to erections?
 
2013-09-23 11:07:57 AM
She sounds fat..and possibly drunk.
 
2013-09-23 11:48:22 AM
When I first saw the headline I thought must be Hilton Head, those people are like a HOA on crack and out of control.  But after RTA, I agree with other posters, shw wa sdrunk, going to do a quickie ion the beahc abnd pased out.  Cops thought okay we will go with indecent exposure on this one.
 
2013-09-23 12:31:33 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: It's like a 48 year old man that can still maintain an erection. Yeah. I thought so.


*blink*
 
2013-09-23 12:44:40 PM
Nothing to do with the article, just thought it was funny. www.girlscantwhat.com
 
2013-09-23 12:51:18 PM

Lady J: Quantum Apostrophe: FrancoFile: Quantum Apostrophe: Rann Xerox: Quantum Apostrophe: 48 and on her back a 2:47 in the morning on a beach? Yeah, I don't want to see that either. Ticket away.

What if it was a 48-year-old Salma Hayek?  Yeah.  I thought so.

How many of those are in the general population? It's like a 48 year old man that can still maintain an erection. Yeah. I thought so.

You're so cute.

Oh, let me guess. You think you're in better shape than in your 20s and your erections are just as hard?

how the hell did we get to erections?


QA is the poster child for Freud.  Especially the Oedipus complex.
 
2013-09-23 01:10:29 PM
This is still fine though. bleeerrrggggggg
i.imgur.com

Moobies!!!!
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-23 01:38:20 PM

sheep snorter: This is still fine though. bleeerrrggggggg
[i.imgur.com image 600x375]

Moobies!!!!
[i.imgur.com image 600x375]


There is no alternate universe bizarre enough where either of those will ever be "fine." And I'll bill you for the eyewash.
 
2013-09-23 05:01:18 PM
ciberido:

No, no, those are the wrong ones!
 
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