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(Daily Mail)   If you had five American gunmen among terrorists to storm Nairobi mall, claim your prize. Wait, what?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 36
    More: Followup, al-Shabab, Americans, Islamic terrorists, broadcast journalism, Secretary of State John Kerry, Kenyans, u.s. aid, hostages  
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2013-09-22 10:28:34 PM
4 votes:
This fact seeking mission to find Obama's birth certificate got out of hand.
2013-09-22 11:08:42 PM
3 votes:

sendtodave: trailerpimp: Yay multiculturalism !

Because you never find murderous right wing extremists in European-American culture.

The problem here is assimilation, to be sure, but don't get the root cause backwards. They're radicalized because American culture doesn't accept them, not the other way around.


see everyone? They simply HAD to kill because America just wasn't accepting of their 12th century barbarism.
Maybe they didn't make it to the Midwest?
2013-09-22 10:46:51 PM
3 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-09-22 10:27:43 PM
3 votes:
I knew it!

Where's my prize?

I did the math:

Pearl Harbor - Us Govt.
Oklahoma Bombing - McVeigh (American)
911 - US govt
Chernobyl Nuclear disaster - American industrial espionage
Fukushima Nuclear disaser - Payback for Pearl Harbour American industrial espionage
That Manning guy - American
The Snowden guy - American
Somalia - George Clooney - American
Twerking - Miley Cyrus - American

Obviously, Americans have their sausage fingers deep in the world's political and economic pie.
Nigeria - American Shopping Mall copyright infringement.
2013-09-22 10:39:21 PM
2 votes:
Alex Jones just jizzed all over himself.
2013-09-22 10:33:50 PM
2 votes:

GungFu: I knew it!

Where's my prize?

I did the math:

Pearl Harbor - Us Govt.
Oklahoma Bombing - McVeigh (American)
911 - US govt
Chernobyl Nuclear disaster - American industrial espionage
Fukushima Nuclear disaser - Payback for Pearl Harbour American industrial espionage
That Manning guy - American
The Snowden guy - American
Somalia - George Clooney - American
Twerking - Miley Cyrus - American

Obviously, Americans have their sausage fingers deep in the world's political and economic pie.
Nigeria - American Shopping Mall copyright infringement.



Look, I admit the Giants are looking terrible this year, but you can't blame it all on Eli.
2013-09-22 10:19:15 PM
2 votes:
Yay multiculturalism !
2013-09-22 10:17:48 PM
2 votes:
Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
2013-09-22 09:02:07 PM
2 votes:
Somalian terrorist group al Shabaab, which has links to al Qaeda, claimed responsibility for the attack which they live-blogged on Twitter


www.yiyinglu.com
2013-09-23 08:07:35 AM
1 votes:

PunGent: Resident Muslim: BigNumber12: Abu Omar, al-Shabaab military commander in Somalia, denies that there were any Britans or Americans involved in the attack - @BBCAfrica

Nooo!!!
Don't say that!!

How else can we justify mistreating immigrants and blatant racism?!
We need to stir things up so that we get the beauty like some of the comments here.

/people will always find an excuse to justify

Sorry, Muslim isn't a "race", so you don't get to play the racism card.

When adherents of a religion call for my death, specifically, responding to that falls more into self-defense than bigotry, imho.  YMMV.


So if I "respond" to that church calling for all the lgbt in America to be put in camps I'm justified? Sweet! Or is it different because jesus?
2013-09-23 07:21:40 AM
1 votes:
I don't get why so many people died. I thought they all could run really fast.

/I'll take an aisle seat
//I usually have to use the bathroom
///is there food on the bus?
////I'll be in the slashy part of hell
2013-09-23 05:25:23 AM
1 votes:

Matthew Keene: Rest assured that none of the five will be named Robert Smith.


Why not?  He wrote "Killing an Arab," after all.
2013-09-23 05:13:08 AM
1 votes:

OtherBrotherDarryl: That means were going to invade ourselves now, right?


Not a bad idea. Maybe we could even try to build bridges and roads and provide health care to win over the hearts and minds of the people.
2013-09-23 04:48:54 AM
1 votes:

cptjeff: FLMountainMan: SirEattonHogg: This is like the fifth time someone mentioned this.  Are Americans really that insular that they don't realize that probably most countries in the world have malls atleast in their largest cities?

Seriously, what is the big deal?  I assume Kenya also has paved highways and tall buildings as well, jeezus.

Are non-Americans really so feeble-minded that they for impressions of America from Fark.com posters?

As far as insular goes - drive ten hours east of Paris and you'll drive through four or five different nations.  Drive ten hours east of El Paso and you'll get to Houston.

Nah, it's fairly accurate. Many, if not most, Americans really do think that just about everywhere in Africa is mud huts and loincloths. Take it from somebody who's taken comments from the general populace for a government agency before. By and large, we're pretty stupid about the rest of the world. But don't worry, so are the people in other countries- listen to World Have Your Say on BBC sometime. Everybody around the world is apparently just as dumb about the rest of it. Which is reassuring.


There's a fun project up here to try and turn that kind of perception on its head:

http://www.africafornorway.no/
2013-09-23 02:27:17 AM
1 votes:
I guess they didn't get the stand down order.
2013-09-23 12:34:28 AM
1 votes:

Mrtraveler01: Paris1127: Minneapolis Star-Tribune isn't so sure.

FTA:

CNN reported Sunday that a Twitter site listing alleged attackers in the siege at a mall in Nairobi, Kenya, included the names of two Minnesotans, but the accuracy of the information was called into question.
Jason Straziuso, an Associated Press correspondent in East Africa, tweeted that the names were fake and had come from a bogus Twitter account.
CNN had said the list identified two of the alleged hostage-takers as Ahmed Mohamed Isse, 22, of  St. Paul, and Abdifatah Osman Keenadiid, 24, of Minneapolis. The names were among nine listed on a Twitter account that later was suspended, CNN reported.

That alone should've been a red flag to us.


We could use some independent confirmation. Maybe the New York Post?
pixel.nymag.com
2013-09-22 11:41:46 PM
1 votes:

trailerpimp: Yay multiculturalism !


I know. All of us white, black and yellow people should just go home and leave America to the Natives.
2013-09-22 11:38:10 PM
1 votes:
Rest assured that none of the five will be named Robert Smith.
2013-09-22 11:00:02 PM
1 votes:

OtherBrotherDarryl: That means were going to invade ourselves now, right?


You don't invade the country where the terrorists are from.  You invade the country next to it.  Watch out Canada!
2013-09-22 10:48:30 PM
1 votes:

cman: OtherBrotherDarryl: That means were going to invade ourselves now, right?

There is a big difference: we aren't giving safe haven to those who purposefully target civilians


commonsenseconspiracy.com
Yeah, we would never do that.
2013-09-22 10:47:50 PM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

Obama's real birth certificate is in the brief case. Alex Jones told me so.
2013-09-22 10:47:33 PM
1 votes:
Religion of blowing people to pieces, more like, amirite?
2013-09-22 10:39:14 PM
1 votes:

OtherBrotherDarryl: That means were going to invade ourselves now, right?


It depends. Do we got any oil?
2013-09-22 10:37:20 PM
1 votes:
Maybe they wanted to visit Obama's homeland?
2013-09-22 10:30:51 PM
1 votes:
Is there anyone here that isn't trolling?
2013-09-22 10:28:15 PM
1 votes:
Are they "Americans" or are they some skinnys we foolishly gave citizenship to?
2013-09-22 10:22:40 PM
1 votes:
If only the liberal Kenyan government didn't prevent their populace from carrying military weapons, these people would have been able to fight back and prevent this happening.
2013-09-22 10:20:46 PM
1 votes:

OtherBrotherDarryl: That means were going to invade ourselves now, right?


Or, following GWOT logic, we're going to have to invade Australia.
2013-09-22 10:18:14 PM
1 votes:

OtherBrotherDarryl: That means were going to invade ourselves now, right?


Well.....

Canadian diplomat Annemarie Desloges, 29 ... among the dead
 So Canada may be invading us soon.
2013-09-22 10:14:50 PM
1 votes:

BravadoGT: Religion of Peace!


Can't believe it took someone this long to pull this retard card out
2013-09-22 10:11:16 PM
1 votes:

OtherBrotherDarryl: That means were going to invade ourselves now, right?


Actually, in my opinion, it's high time the United States got out of America!
2013-09-22 09:40:53 PM
1 votes:
I got a sawbuck that Alex Jones calls it a false flag in under 36 hours of the announcement.

I know, no real bet.
2013-09-22 09:35:16 PM
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: TuteTibiImperes: This is why I have no problem with drone strikes against US citizens involved in terrorist organizations.  While they aren't official soldiers in an enemy's armed forces, for all intents and purposes, they're enemy combatants in the war on terror.

I should clarify, only those who have gone overseas.  If they're involved in terrorist actions on US soil, that should still be a matter for the police/FBI/DHS/insert-government-agency-here.


Eh... Rand is cool with drone striking some guy they think might be robbing a convenience store
2013-09-22 09:22:39 PM
1 votes:

OtherBrotherDarryl: That means were going to invade ourselves now, right?


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
2013-09-22 09:00:13 PM
1 votes:
Five American gunmen involved?

Did an FBI "sting operation" get out of control, or what?
2013-09-22 08:59:27 PM
1 votes:
That means were going to invade ourselves now, right?
 
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