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(Huffington Post)   You play your music too loud. Does your neighbor C) chew your penis off without the benefit of a full set of teeth?   ( divider line
    More: Weird, Jeremie Calo, Knox County, Fei Lin, Pam  
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7716 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Sep 2013 at 10:12 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-22 10:33:31 PM  
3 votes:
Was it spotted?
2013-09-22 10:27:27 PM  
3 votes:
I know he chewed off a raw penis, but that's still more appetizing than most English cuisine.
2013-09-22 10:24:35 PM  
3 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: No mention of what kind of horrible music set this normally peaceful man off.

Lesson learned: exercise caution when you rock out with your cock out.
2013-09-22 10:18:53 PM  
3 votes:
Mash n' Bangers?
2013-09-22 11:04:26 PM  
2 votes:
I could go for some gummy worms right now.
2013-09-22 10:36:59 PM  
2 votes:
Was he playing "Yackety Sax" too loud?
Because that would make this tragic penis-chewing incident hilarious!
2013-09-22 10:36:14 PM  
2 votes:
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I mean, I had mine removed surgically under general anesthesia. But to have it bitten off in a Buick...
2013-09-23 06:08:31 AM  
1 vote:

Because People in power are Stupid: No mention of what kind of horrible music set this normally peaceful man off.

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Bon Iver
2013-09-22 11:11:21 PM  
1 vote:

FrancoFile: TFA is just a swarm of British cliches.

Bally Jerry...pranged his kite right in the how's yer father...hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
2013-09-22 11:01:53 PM  
1 vote:
APB: "Be on the lookout for a nearly toothless man running around Kent."
Officer Nigel: "Bloody hell. Way to narrow it down, dispatch"
2013-09-22 10:57:51 PM  
1 vote:

freak7: No King Missile comments yet?

2013-09-22 10:41:10 PM  
1 vote:
An English man with only a couple of teeth

Redundant journalism is redundant.
2013-09-22 10:29:22 PM  
1 vote:

GDubDub: Banjos. It is always banjos.

When I bought my banjo it came with a waiver that said my penis would probably be chewed off at some point. It's standard stuff. This guy knew what he was getting into.
2013-09-22 10:26:26 PM  
1 vote:

Brick-House: How long would this have taken?

According to TFA, long enough for one brief bite through the poor sap's pajamas. Either the victim has the world's skimpiest dick or the other guy's few remain teeth have the ability to zip back and forth much like a hedge clipper's.
2013-09-22 10:24:30 PM  
1 vote:
"He also noted, '"The thought of putting a man's penis in my mouth. Well, it's not for me.""

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2013-09-22 10:23:39 PM  
1 vote:
And yet they mock the French.
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