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(The Smoking Gun)   Perp 13 just heard where penis goes. Oh well that's why we love The Smoking Gun's Mugshot Round-up   (thesmokinggun.com ) divider line
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2013-09-22 09:35:59 PM  
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alicia-logic.com
 
2013-09-22 09:45:59 PM  
I thought the shield was in the WWE to protect.

i.cdn.turner.com bandbent.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-22 09:47:21 PM  
Perp 13 just heard where penis goes.

Subby, you do realize he is a hardened motorcycle violator.
 
2013-09-22 09:48:12 PM  
Perp 8 can carry out her sentence in my quarters...

...after I hide my wallet, house keys, car keys, SS card, mail, computer....

/now THAT'S educational!
 
2013-09-22 09:48:45 PM  
Arrested for aggravated assault on a corrections officer.
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Immediately followed by aggravated unconsciousness caused by a corrections officer.
 
2013-09-22 09:52:34 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Arrested for aggravated assault on a corrections officer.
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Immediately followed by aggravated unconsciousness caused by a corrections officer.


Beating up a cop where you have room to run away, that's one thing.
Beating up a prison guard where you KNOW you can't escape...that's really really stupid.
 
2013-09-22 09:54:17 PM  
They're phoning these in anymore.
 
2013-09-22 09:54:47 PM  
Yeah, I'll... pass on this week's "bathe her and send her to me." Nope, not even that one. No, not THAT one... no-- y'know, just forget it.
 
2013-09-22 09:55:45 PM  
You give me CC me ruv u rong time!!!

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2013-09-22 09:56:09 PM  
#13 is in the middle of a sweet guitar solo.
 
2013-09-22 09:57:38 PM  

brimed03: Yeah, I'll... pass on this week's "bathe her and send her to me." Nope, not even that one. No, not THAT one... no-- y'know, just forget it.


Don't know she seems intriguing:

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2013-09-22 09:57:40 PM  
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2013-09-22 09:57:47 PM  
I have a suspicion that number one might be of the homosexual variety.
 
2013-09-22 09:58:24 PM  
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momsla.com
 
2013-09-22 10:00:33 PM  

eas81: brimed03: Yeah, I'll... pass on this week's "bathe her and send her to me." Nope, not even that one. No, not THAT one... no-- y'know, just forget it.

Don't know she seems intriguing:

[i.cdn.turner.com image 650x813]


The lipstick distracts from the crazy eyes...
 
2013-09-22 10:00:55 PM  

eas81: brimed03: Yeah, I'll... pass on this week's "bathe her and send her to me." Nope, not even that one. No, not THAT one... no-- y'know, just forget it.

Don't know she seems intriguing:

[i.cdn.turner.com image 650x813]


found a pic on her facebook:

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/not really
 
2013-09-22 10:01:29 PM  
Caught by her former Bloodhound Gang colleagues:

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2013-09-22 10:06:32 PM  
#1 must be a Brony
 
2013-09-22 10:10:07 PM  
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Caught crawling out of someone's television set.
 
2013-09-22 10:17:30 PM  

Amos Quito: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]

[alicia-logic.com image 375x361]


DAMMIT!


eas81: brimed03: Yeah, I'll... pass on this week's "bathe her and send her to me." Nope, not even that one. No, not THAT one... no-- y'know, just forget it.

Don't know she seems intriguing:

[i.cdn.turner.com image 650x813]


And she knows where to get coke.
 
2013-09-22 10:23:34 PM  

LordOfThePings: Caught by her former Bloodhound Gang colleagues:

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LordOfThePings: Caught by her former Bloodhound Gang colleagues:

[i.cdn.turner.com image 550x413]


Awesome how much he looks like that Wayan's brother in that movie, "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood".

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1949146368/tt0116126?ref_=tt_ov_i
 
2013-09-22 10:24:29 PM  
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2013-09-22 10:27:02 PM  
Caught trying to steal a Hattori Hanzo sword:

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2013-09-22 10:28:51 PM  
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#9?
 
2013-09-22 10:30:32 PM  
i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-22 10:33:12 PM  
I have questions.

Does anybody want to play the male or female guessing game?

No?

Was the guy who was arrested for motorcycle violations arrested for violating a motorcycle?

Do those guys with the pyed-hair* think it will make it harder for witnesses to finger them? (That's pyed as in "pyed piper of Hamlin". Please do not look this word up in the Urban Dictionary.)

Are some of these people androids? Do they dream of electric sheep?

Why does the guy who didn't pay his court costs (thinks: Do I look like a guy who could pay my court costs?) have a purple upper lip area? Was he wearing a purple mustache before shaving last?
 
2013-09-22 10:33:53 PM  
Why did you look it up in the Urban Dictionary?

Are you sorry now?
 
2013-09-22 10:39:17 PM  
i42.tinypic.com  i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-22 10:46:13 PM  
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-22 10:46:54 PM  
i1121.photobucket.com


/Quick, dirty and low hanging
 
2013-09-22 10:53:47 PM  
www.biography.com  i.cdn.turner.com

Josh Hutcherson has really let himself go
 
2013-09-22 10:58:14 PM  

LeroyB: #13 is in the middle of a sweet guitar solo.


Banjo duel, more likely.

www.hearth.com  i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-09-22 11:03:34 PM  

eas81: You give me CC me ruv u rong time!!!

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I think that's a guy.
 
2013-09-22 11:11:46 PM  

That was over 40 years ago.
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STOP BLAMING ME FOR THE BREAKUP!


 
2013-09-22 11:12:21 PM  
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Rainbow Dash has really let herself go.
 
2013-09-22 11:13:13 PM  
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www.albinjohnson.com
Like father, like son?
 
2013-09-22 11:19:31 PM  
I came here for the Fifth Element reference. I was not disappointed.
 
2013-09-22 11:21:49 PM  
www.bitlogic.com
 
2013-09-22 11:33:01 PM  
i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-22 11:44:26 PM  
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I think Kwame bought this model.
 
2013-09-22 11:50:09 PM  
i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-22 11:58:28 PM  
img19.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-22 11:59:39 PM  
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2013-09-23 01:23:38 AM  
All Your Base are Belong To Us
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2013-09-23 01:31:07 AM  
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2013-09-23 01:32:31 AM  
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2013-09-23 01:34:16 AM  

SonOfSpam: LeroyB: #13 is in the middle of a sweet guitar solo.

Banjo duel, more likely.

[www.hearth.com image 387x290]  [i.cdn.turner.com image 385x291]


you do know it's between a banjo and guitar, right?
 
2013-09-23 01:37:02 AM  

eas81: brimed03: Yeah, I'll... pass on this week's "bathe her and send her to me." Nope, not even that one. No, not THAT one... no-- y'know, just forget it.

Don't know she seems intriguing:

[i.cdn.turner.com image 650x813]


She seems like one that likes boudoir photography and strap on's.
 
2013-09-23 02:07:19 AM  

Ed Grubermann: [img.fark.net image 500x625]
I think Kwame bought this model.


That thing does look like a real doll. It's spooky.
 
2013-09-23 02:27:57 AM  

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 520x390]


You rock, as always, minnkat.
 
2013-09-23 02:43:07 AM  
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mad skillz people........mad skillz
 
2013-09-23 02:48:08 AM  

Yes this is dog: Ed Grubermann: [img.fark.net image 500x625]
I think Kwame bought this model.

That thing does look like a real doll. It's spooky.


Was going to make a Kwame reference myself.
 
2013-09-23 05:23:45 AM  
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What's the deal with The Smoking Gun and transformer hookers? The only person more fascinated by transformer hookers than they are is Eddie Murphy.
 
2013-09-23 07:52:16 AM  
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www.thesharkguys.com
 
2013-09-23 08:01:50 AM  

cretinbob: SonOfSpam: LeroyB: #13 is in the middle of a sweet guitar solo.

Banjo duel, more likely.

[www.hearth.com image 387x290]  [i.cdn.turner.com image 385x291]

you do know it's between a banjo and guitar, right?


Sure. You do know it's titled, "Dueling Banjos", right?
 
2013-09-23 08:12:40 AM  

treecologist: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

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That took long enough.
 
2013-09-23 08:26:12 AM  

art_shamsky: [www.zone-sf.com image 340x255]
#9?


My side! Your side! My side! Your side!

/He said to his cellmate...
 
2013-09-23 08:42:34 AM  
Suzanne?
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2013-09-23 08:48:32 AM  

beerrun: treecologist: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

[www.thesharkguys.com image 237x244]

That took long enough.


Indeed.

/oh, a wise guy!!
 
2013-09-23 09:01:59 AM  

RobotSpider: Suzanne?
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Yeah, I'm the one who sent that one in to TSG. It's local to me. I didn't know whether to shiat or wind my watch, then I realized I didn't have a watch.

/dear FSM
 
2013-09-23 09:06:18 AM  
#10 is on American Restoration
 
2013-09-23 09:28:05 AM  
I have this strong urge to print out all these mugshots and replace all the standard photos in all the frames for sale at a Wal-Mart...
 
2013-09-23 09:37:17 AM  

Satanus Maximus: I have this strong urge to print out all these mugshots and replace all the standard photos in all the frames for sale at a Wal-Mart...


That would be awesome. I wonder how long it would take for someone to notice?

I'll do it if you will.
 
2013-09-23 10:39:54 AM  
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Well, I guess we now know who got arrested with the transformer hooker.

/wonder what O&A will say...
 
2013-09-23 11:38:22 AM  

eas81: brimed03: Yeah, I'll... pass on this week's "bathe her and send her to me." Nope, not even that one. No, not THAT one... no-- y'know, just forget it.

Don't know she seems intriguing:

[i.cdn.turner.com image 650x813]


The good thing about seeing a woman with the Bettie Page bangs is that you have time to plan your lies before diving into the crazy.
 
2013-09-23 11:43:06 AM  
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Aaargh! Always remember which hand was replaced with a hook before you scratch your eye!
 
2013-09-23 01:26:40 PM  

brantgoose: Why did you look it up in the Urban Dictionary?

Are you sorry now?


Are you Robin Williams?
 
2013-09-23 01:33:29 PM  
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"Am I gonna have to choke a biatch?"
 
2013-09-23 01:44:09 PM  

Amos Quito: [i1121.photobucket.com image 511x849]


/Quick, dirty and low hanging


At least the Siamease chicks could tounge and suck in synchronized wonderful tandem. I give them two balls and a dick up.
 
2013-09-23 01:47:07 PM  

SmithHiller: [i.cdn.turner.com image 552x420]
Aaargh! Always remember which hand was replaced with a hook before you scratch your eye!


The govenment is covering up the fact that a Borg was arrested over the weekend!
 
2013-09-23 10:39:11 PM  
Number one looks like Cory Montieth in a wig.
 
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