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2013-09-22 07:31:41 PM
12 votes:

Paris1127: [i.chzbgr.com image 480x274]


2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-09-22 09:40:35 PM
8 votes:
i278.photobucket.com
2013-09-22 07:25:05 PM
7 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-09-22 09:26:03 PM
6 votes:
MOAR
1.bp.blogspot.com


This one is just awesome:
www.ilyke.net
2013-09-22 07:10:45 PM
6 votes:

VelcroFez: NO REGERTS


Keep going, it's get better.
2013-09-22 10:33:45 PM
4 votes:

Fire Babe: I have issues with the whole "bad tattoo" idea. There is the Badly Executed Tattoo catagory and the Tattoo That I Would Never Get catagory. I have a few of them. Only one is visible in my general every day clothing. I didn't get them to be cool or rebellious. All of them mean something to me. No Tweety Birds, celebrity names, or bible quotes. I can't see myself regretting the tattoo of my kid's kisses. I've thought all of mine out because they all represent something for me. I don't generally care if anyone understands them or likes them. My tattoos are for me and no one else. If people choose to judge me because they can see the small tattoo on my wrist then that is thier issue not mine.


That would make a great tattoo!
2013-09-22 09:11:45 PM
4 votes:

maram500: the Asian kids. They don't care what people think.


No, they just don't care what most people think.

i2.kym-cdn.com
2013-09-22 06:54:37 PM
4 votes:
This really needs to be posted to every tattoo parlor wall:

img2u.info
2013-09-22 06:44:40 PM
4 votes:
thepeoplescube.com
2013-09-22 06:32:06 PM
4 votes:

doglover: You'll notice they're almost all words. From an aesthetics point, text is awful. Did Vermeer paint books? Da Vinci? Michelangelo? Did anyone? Hell, even hacks like Jackson Pollack stuck with shapes and colors.

Do you want to get a tattoo with words? Do you REALLY? Think again and again.

If you still want to after a long thought, that's your body and your business. But remember you're handicapping yourself off the bat.


www.geekytattoos.com
2013-09-22 06:05:19 PM
4 votes:
Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too
2013-09-22 05:45:52 PM
4 votes:
Why haven't I seen the girl with Butt Slut on her rear in porn?

That seems like a valid question.
2013-09-22 09:26:51 PM
3 votes:
my friend has "comic sans" written in helvetica on his arm...
2013-09-22 08:14:47 PM
3 votes:
I sure do hope this thread becomes a tattoo debate! That never happens here!
2013-09-22 08:13:20 PM
3 votes:
/oblig

cdn.ebaumsworld.com
2013-09-22 08:07:30 PM
3 votes:
cdn.funnie.st

She should have left it that way, trolling is a art.
2013-09-22 08:05:10 PM
3 votes:

Canton: What is the story behind this one?


Once there was this cupcake, and he ate a lot of corn...
2013-09-23 09:27:19 AM
2 votes:
Thinking about getting these tattoos for my 60th birthday (would be my first ones):

www.bobgarontraining.com
2013-09-23 08:50:29 AM
2 votes:

Persnickety: flucto: I don't see the difference between these and what people call "good" tattoos.

The good tattoos consist of the entire set of tattoos that Farkers get.  That's because Farker tattoos always carry deep personal meaning and no Farker ever regrets anything about them.


I think you misspelled regerts.
2013-09-22 11:39:00 PM
2 votes:
The elephant one just might be the only tattoo I have ever seen that could possibly get better looking as the person ages.
2013-09-22 11:29:21 PM
2 votes:
somedude210: Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too

I scrolled past it twice going "where's the damn tat?"

// scrolls fast
2013-09-22 10:57:12 PM
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-09-22 10:23:20 PM
2 votes:

LordOfThePings: I have to call Sharpie on some of those.

[www.dogbreedinfo.com image 275x194]


laughingsquid.com
2013-09-22 09:44:01 PM
2 votes:
assets.nydailynews.com

This tattoo is so bad it let the terrorists win.
2013-09-22 07:57:51 PM
2 votes:
cdn.funnie.st
Literally everything in this picture is just plain wrong
2013-09-22 06:48:06 PM
2 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: [thepeoplescube.com image 400x300]


Rightwingers can enjoy anal too.
2013-09-23 03:46:29 PM
1 votes:
i like the misspelled ones.  i've seen others like "born to louse", and "weekend worrier".

also, "death before honor"
2013-09-23 10:33:12 AM
1 votes:

supayoda: I need to post a picture of a good tattoo for a minute so that I can remember they exist...



Better.

I have never really worked up the courage to get a tattoo. For me, it's the permanent factor. I'm almost entirely sure that I'll eventually get sick of whatever I get and regret it. I'd probably go with my kid's name and birthday, but then there's the chance that they fark it up. That leaves me with (maybe) a wedding ring tattoo, but even though I'm happily married now, I'm pretty sure that'll jinx me into a divorce.


She would look better without that crap on her shoulder
2013-09-23 08:23:35 AM
1 votes:

flucto: I don't see the difference between these and what people call "good" tattoos.


The good tattoos consist of the entire set of tattoos that Farkers get.  That's because Farker tattoos always carry deep personal meaning and no Farker ever regrets anything about them.
2013-09-23 07:39:19 AM
1 votes:

SonOfSpam: LavenderWolf: Phinn: LavenderWolf: vygramul: somedude210: Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too

Came here to say that.

As did I. Last one out of the thread, turn off the lights and let the cat in.

I guess it's sort of funny until you realize that IT'S ON YOUR BODY FOREVER.

Oh, duh. I wouldn't get that in a million years. It makes me happy that someone did, though.

I still don't understand how they hold up your pants though.


He can just tattoo on some pants.

Problem: solved.
2013-09-23 07:28:01 AM
1 votes:
i26.photobucket.com
i26.photobucket.com
i26.photobucket.com
i26.photobucket.com
i26.photobucket.com
2013-09-23 02:30:09 AM
1 votes:

Yes this is dog: ladyfortuna: Gunderson: some 80s fads tattooed on people:

When I first got into ebay seriously a couple years back, the first guy I bought a 'lot' from had a 5" Mario right on his bicep in plain view and his phone had some Nintendo NES tune as a ringtone. Seemed nice enough at first but over time I learned to back away slowly without sudden movements, despite the fact that MY game collection would probably make a lot of Farkers very jealous...

/dude stalked me on facebook briefly
//all hail the 'block' option

Look, I wasn't stalking you. I was just trying to be friendly.


Heh. Unless you live in my town, it's a different guy :D
2013-09-23 01:04:09 AM
1 votes:

ladyfortuna: Gunderson: some 80s fads tattooed on people:

When I first got into ebay seriously a couple years back, the first guy I bought a 'lot' from had a 5" Mario right on his bicep in plain view and his phone had some Nintendo NES tune as a ringtone. Seemed nice enough at first but over time I learned to back away slowly without sudden movements, despite the fact that MY game collection would probably make a lot of Farkers very jealous...

/dude stalked me on facebook briefly
//all hail the 'block' option


Look, I wasn't stalking you. I was just trying to be friendly.
2013-09-23 12:23:24 AM
1 votes:
CSB time:
Our smoking area at work is located between out parking lot and the courthouse. It makes or great people watching as is, but, one day, I'm out smoking and notice this white trashy blonde digging something out of her car. Her shirt's riding up in back and I notice a tramp stamp. Curious guy that I am, I get close enough to see what it says. I had to do a double take. It said "Cream Pie"
End CSB
2013-09-23 12:19:41 AM
1 votes:
I'm considering getting my two sons' names tattooed on my arms. Thankfully my wife hasn't asked me why I haven't considered getting her name tattooed...
2013-09-22 11:29:40 PM
1 votes:

untaken_name: LordOfThePings: I have to call Sharpie on some of those.

[www.dogbreedinfo.com image 275x194]

[laughingsquid.com image 640x482]


Am I dumb for needing to google that to see if it was real?
2013-09-22 10:52:30 PM
1 votes:

WordsnCollision: Fire Babe: I have issues with the whole "bad tattoo" idea. There is the Badly Executed Tattoo catagory and the Tattoo That I Would Never Get catagory. I have a few of them. Only one is visible in my general every day clothing. I didn't get them to be cool or rebellious. All of them mean something to me. No Tweety Birds, celebrity names, or bible quotes. I can't see myself regretting the tattoo of my kid's kisses. I've thought all of mine out because they all represent something for me. I don't generally care if anyone understands them or likes them. My tattoos are for me and no one else. If people choose to judge me because they can see the small tattoo on my wrist then that is thier issue not mine.

That would make a great tattoo!


Too tired to proofread my posts apparently. Still, no regerts!
2013-09-22 09:53:16 PM
1 votes:
No regerts (or no ragrets if you've seen We're the Millers) seems like a koan.
2013-09-22 09:50:38 PM
1 votes:
media2.newsnet5.com


/dead giveaway
2013-09-22 09:46:18 PM
1 votes:
I've considered getting tats before, but having done my fair share of autopsies and described more than my share of tats, I always thought that they just sound so ridiculous -- "humanoid with orb", "dragon with flames". Now when I see a heavily tatted person I think about what a pain it would be to measure and describe all of them on the person (which you have to do as part of a routine external examination at an autopsy).  Generally they appeared to be a summary of the poor choices made by the person that ended them up on a cold metal slab.
 

- bs
2013-09-22 09:17:38 PM
1 votes:

Fuggin Bizzy: puckrock2000: [cdn.funnie.st image 465x630]

So this idiot hasn't been to a concert in a decade, and he picks Nickelback?
Also saw Gwen Stefani twice, and still hasn't figured out how to spell her name right.

/looks like they just copy-pasta'd from this site

I buy a t-shirt at each concert I go to (mostly metal, because fark you) just to show people where I've been. It's never occurred to me to tattoo the artist/date on myself. Or to get my ticket stub tattooed on my entire forearm (#5). These ideas open whole new avenues of possibility...

/#1 shoulda been #48. You don't want people clicking back off your page immediately.



I met "Weird" Al Yankovic after a concert one time and I jokingly said if he autographed my arm, I'd get it tattooed there. He did. So, I went ahead and had it tattooed. Figured I'd be the only one who could say that!

/and six months later I found out just how wrong I was...
//Noting new under the sun...
2013-09-22 09:07:39 PM
1 votes:

marius2: rikkitikkitavi: [achelseaspot.files.wordpress.com image 400x268]

He got it fixed!

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/world-s-worst-tattoo-is-fixed- 18 2335990.html

I love my tattoos :P screw the haters.


Same. Two tats, no regerts
2013-09-22 08:59:04 PM
1 votes:

maram500: As a very wise man once said (and I'm paraphrasing because lazy), if you want to be a non-conformist, go stick your head in a book at the library like the Asian kids. They don't care what people think.


There was a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon (which I will also just describe...also lazy) where Calvin pointed out that the headbangers that listened to heavy loud music had grown up to become the establishment. So to rebel, he was going to listen to nothing but elevator music...very quietly.

/It's the same basic joke, people.
2013-09-22 08:53:38 PM
1 votes:

Krymson Tyde: I also have no regerts.


NO REGERTS bows, takes its place at the right hand of Vodak.
2013-09-22 08:41:18 PM
1 votes:

Lamadin: doglover: wildcardjack: Instead of getting a tattoo I grew an epic beard. The great thing about an epic beard is that not everyone can grow an epic beard and I can get rid of it in ten minutes.

Also, you can braid things into it like beer mugs.

I'd love to grow one. Work forbids it though. They don't, however, forbid tattoos. Hence, tattoos.

/White collar job (which conveniently hides most of said tattoos)


I'm glad for your sake they forbid sinking an ice pick into your own brain. At least I assume they do as you're still here posting.
2013-09-22 08:31:16 PM
1 votes:

Fano: Fano: Mangoose: Why haven't I seen the girl with Butt Slut on her rear in porn?

That seems like a valid question.

I'm trying to remember the name of the nympho that had herself tattooed all over with cum dumpster and the like, her page was very sad.

Ah yes, Michelle the Pass Around Girl, NSFW


A woman that cums with instructions?
2013-09-22 08:27:21 PM
1 votes:
If you're going to get one pick out something decent and spend the money for a good tattoo artist.

For everyone in TFA: Here's yer sign.
2013-09-22 08:26:43 PM
1 votes:
I can only hope some of those were just drawn on with sharpies, otherwise them people are just farking dumb.
2013-09-22 08:26:32 PM
1 votes:

ggecko: /oblig

(Herr KuhlEis pic)


Also oblig:
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-09-22 08:26:19 PM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

No butthole tattoos?
2013-09-22 08:25:43 PM
1 votes:
cdn2-b.examiner.com
2013-09-22 08:20:11 PM
1 votes:
achelseaspot.files.wordpress.com
2013-09-22 08:14:09 PM
1 votes:
Some people hate themselves, some people don't want a decent job, and some people were on crack/meth/heroin/oxy.

What in Dog's name would possess people to get those tattoos? It's like they lack any kind of brain activity at all.
2013-09-22 08:13:29 PM
1 votes:
I also have no regerts.
2013-09-22 08:07:56 PM
1 votes:

Kittypie070: Are those tittays or are those waterskins???????


I like how the fat roll looks like a scrotum.  I wonder if she planned that.
2013-09-22 08:05:23 PM
1 votes:
cdn.funnie.st

So this idiot hasn't been to a concert in a decade, and he picks Nickelback?
Also saw Gwen Stefani twice, and still hasn't figured out how to spell her name right.

/looks like they just copy-pasta'd from this site
2013-09-22 08:02:44 PM
1 votes:
Are those tittays or are those waterskins???????
2013-09-22 08:01:41 PM
1 votes:

Mangoose: Why haven't I seen the girl with Butt Slut on her rear in porn?

That seems like a valid question.


Because even for porn that's not enough mystery.
2013-09-22 07:59:04 PM
1 votes:
Holy shiat the FIRST one makes me wanna eat glass.
2013-09-22 07:00:02 PM
1 votes:
delafleur.com
2013-09-22 06:59:24 PM
1 votes:
I imagine that the Twilight lady does not experience doggy-style very often other than from confused gay men
2013-09-22 06:38:39 PM
1 votes:
The Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka wasn't that bad, the Louis Vuitton sleeve on the other hand.

/I did laugh way too much at the I'm going to kill you Ray Romano
2013-09-22 06:05:51 PM
1 votes:

somedude210: Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too


Came here to say that.
 
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