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2013-09-22 06:13:13 PM
19 votes:
All tattoos are bad tattoos
2013-09-22 06:05:19 PM
9 votes:
Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too
2013-09-22 07:31:41 PM
7 votes:

Paris1127: [i.chzbgr.com image 480x274]


2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-09-22 07:25:05 PM
6 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-09-22 10:30:24 PM
4 votes:
I have issues with the whole "bad tattoo" idea. There is the Badly Executed Tattoo catagory and the Tattoo That I Would Never Get catagory. I have a few of them. Only one is visible in my general every day clothing. I didn't get them to be cool or rebellious. All of them mean something to me. No Tweety Birds, celebrity names, or bible quotes. I can't see myself regretting the tattoo of my kid's kisses. I've thought all of mine out because they all represent something for me. I don't generally care if anyone understands them or likes them. My tattoos are for me and no one else. If people choose to judge me because they can see the small tattoo on my wrist then that is thier issue not mine.
2013-09-22 08:53:17 PM
4 votes:

maram500: Oh yes--"free spirits" and "non-conformists." Getting a stupid tattoo (or a tattoo at all, and the vast majority are stupid) seems to be conforming in and of itself. As a very wise man once said (and I'm paraphrasing because lazy), if you want to be a non-conformist, go stick your head in a book at the library like the Asian kids. They don't care what people other than their parents who want them to grow up to be the perfect model asian kidthink.


Not saying there is anything with reading at the library, but you picked a terrible example for non-conformity.
2013-09-22 08:24:37 PM
4 votes:

rikkitikkitavi: [achelseaspot.files.wordpress.com image 400x268]


i42.tinypic.com

/it got better
2013-09-22 07:51:33 PM
4 votes:
I like the "tattoo" tattoo.
2013-09-22 11:00:30 PM
3 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Paris1127: [i.chzbgr.com image 480x274]

It's important, however, to look at the verse in context. This passage in Leviticus, including the surrounding text, is specifically dealing with the pagan religious rituals of the people living around the Israelites. God's desire is to set his people apart from other cultures. The focus here is prohibiting worldly, heathen worship and witchcraft. God forbids his holy people to engage in idolatrous, pagan worship and sorcery which imitates the heathens. He does this out of protection, because he knows this will lead them away from the one true God.

Just an angle to consider.


Or it's just a bunch of rules made up by priests trying to control the people and retain control and political power and wealth.

Just an angle to consider.
2013-09-22 08:48:16 PM
3 votes:

theknuckler_33: maram500: Some people hate themselves, some people don't want a decent job, and some people were on crack/meth/heroin/oxy.

What in Dog's name would possess people to get those tattoos? It's like they lack any kind of brain activity at all.

They're free spirits. Non-conformists. They don't care what anyone thinks of them, man. Consequences on quality of life be damned!


Oh yes--"free spirits" and "non-conformists." Getting a stupid tattoo (or a tattoo at all, and the vast majority are stupid) seems to be conforming in and of itself. As a very wise man once said (and I'm paraphrasing because lazy), if you want to be a non-conformist, go stick your head in a book at the library like the Asian kids. They don't care what people think.
2013-09-22 08:29:29 PM
3 votes:
Instead of getting a tattoo I grew an epic beard. The great thing about an epic beard is that not everyone can grow an epic beard and I can get rid of it in ten minutes.
2013-09-22 08:29:12 PM
3 votes:
The elephant one is cool.
2013-09-22 08:16:25 PM
3 votes:

skantea: Mitch Taylor's Bro: I was thinking of getting a tattoo to commemorate a bucket list kinda thing happening in a month. Then I see these and think, "nopenopenope."

I found the design I wanted, started at for three years to make sure, and then finally did it. 7 years later I still like my tattoo.  It's a major decision, treat it that way.


I did. I decided "nope."
2013-09-22 08:05:31 PM
3 votes:

Mitch Taylor's Bro: I was thinking of getting a tattoo to commemorate a bucket list kinda thing happening in a month. Then I see these and think, "nopenopenope."


I found the design I wanted, started at for three years to make sure, and then finally did it. 7 years later I still like my tattoo.  It's a major decision, treat it that way.
2013-09-22 07:09:25 PM
3 votes:
NO REGERTS
2013-09-23 10:03:55 AM
2 votes:
I need to post a picture of a good tattoo for a minute so that I can remember they exist...

www.trueblood-online.com

Better.

I have never really worked up the courage to get a tattoo. For me, it's the permanent factor. I'm almost entirely sure that I'll eventually get sick of whatever I get and regret it. I'd probably go with my kid's name and birthday, but then there's the chance that they fark it up. That leaves me with (maybe) a wedding ring tattoo, but even though I'm happily married now, I'm pretty sure that'll jinx me into a divorce.
2013-09-23 12:13:52 AM
2 votes:

LavenderWolf: vygramul: somedude210: Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too

Came here to say that.

As did I. Last one out of the thread, turn off the lights and let the cat in.



I guess it's sort of funny until you realize that IT'S ON YOUR BODY FOREVER.
2013-09-22 11:39:00 PM
2 votes:
The elephant one just might be the only tattoo I have ever seen that could possibly get better looking as the person ages.
2013-09-22 11:29:55 PM
2 votes:

untaken_name: Now that tattoos are mainstream instead of being rebellious and cool, how long before the new rebellion is not having any tattoos at all?


Who cares. I like mine.

Anyone who "rebels" against society to fit in is a moron. You have to be like Diogenes and just do what's right, regardless.
2013-09-22 10:49:41 PM
2 votes:
Now that tattoos are mainstream instead of being rebellious and cool, how long before the new rebellion is not having any tattoos at all?
2013-09-22 09:46:18 PM
2 votes:
I've considered getting tats before, but having done my fair share of autopsies and described more than my share of tats, I always thought that they just sound so ridiculous -- "humanoid with orb", "dragon with flames". Now when I see a heavily tatted person I think about what a pain it would be to measure and describe all of them on the person (which you have to do as part of a routine external examination at an autopsy).  Generally they appeared to be a summary of the poor choices made by the person that ended them up on a cold metal slab.
 

- bs
2013-09-22 09:11:45 PM
2 votes:

maram500: the Asian kids. They don't care what people think.


No, they just don't care what most people think.

i2.kym-cdn.com
2013-09-22 08:57:20 PM
2 votes:

Mambo Bananapatch: Lamadin: doglover: wildcardjack: Instead of getting a tattoo I grew an epic beard. The great thing about an epic beard is that not everyone can grow an epic beard and I can get rid of it in ten minutes.

Also, you can braid things into it like beer mugs.

I'd love to grow one. Work forbids it though. They don't, however, forbid tattoos. Hence, tattoos.

/White collar job (which conveniently hides most of said tattoos)

I'm glad for your sake they forbid sinking an ice pick into your own brain. At least I assume they do as you're still here posting.


Growing a beard is like killing yourself?

Grow up, kid.
2013-09-22 08:53:38 PM
2 votes:

Krymson Tyde: I also have no regerts.


NO REGERTS bows, takes its place at the right hand of Vodak.
2013-09-22 08:27:21 PM
2 votes:
If you're going to get one pick out something decent and spend the money for a good tattoo artist.

For everyone in TFA: Here's yer sign.
2013-09-22 08:14:09 PM
2 votes:
Some people hate themselves, some people don't want a decent job, and some people were on crack/meth/heroin/oxy.

What in Dog's name would possess people to get those tattoos? It's like they lack any kind of brain activity at all.
2013-09-22 08:13:20 PM
2 votes:
/oblig

cdn.ebaumsworld.com
2013-09-22 08:05:23 PM
2 votes:
cdn.funnie.st

So this idiot hasn't been to a concert in a decade, and he picks Nickelback?
Also saw Gwen Stefani twice, and still hasn't figured out how to spell her name right.

/looks like they just copy-pasta'd from this site
2013-09-22 06:54:37 PM
2 votes:
This really needs to be posted to every tattoo parlor wall:

img2u.info
2013-09-22 06:44:40 PM
2 votes:
thepeoplescube.com
2013-09-22 06:32:06 PM
2 votes:

doglover: You'll notice they're almost all words. From an aesthetics point, text is awful. Did Vermeer paint books? Da Vinci? Michelangelo? Did anyone? Hell, even hacks like Jackson Pollack stuck with shapes and colors.

Do you want to get a tattoo with words? Do you REALLY? Think again and again.

If you still want to after a long thought, that's your body and your business. But remember you're handicapping yourself off the bat.


www.geekytattoos.com
2013-09-22 06:29:01 PM
2 votes:
You'll notice they're almost all words. From an aesthetics point, text is awful. Did Vermeer paint books? Da Vinci? Michelangelo? Did anyone? Hell, even hacks like Jackson Pollack stuck with shapes and colors.

Do you want to get a tattoo with words? Do you REALLY? Think again and again.

If you still want to after a long thought, that's your body and your business. But remember you're handicapping yourself off the bat.
2013-09-22 05:45:52 PM
2 votes:
Why haven't I seen the girl with Butt Slut on her rear in porn?

That seems like a valid question.
2013-09-23 09:53:41 AM
1 votes:

Firethorn: marius2: rikkitikkitavi: [achelseaspot.files.wordpress.com image 400x268]

He got it fixed!

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/world-s-worst-tattoo-is-fixed- 18 2335990.html

I love my tattoos :P screw the haters.

...Dude, mad props to the guy who fixed it, Scott Versago over at Empire Ink.  It's one thing to be able to make a great picture on a blank canvas, it's quite another to take one that's horrible and turn it great.


Agreed. I was stunned at how good he made it.
2013-09-23 09:04:54 AM
1 votes:

puckrock2000: ggecko: /oblig

(Herr KuhlEis pic)

Also oblig:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 642x549]


*Shivers*

If you have not seen the documentary http://www.erasinghatethemovie.com/ you should.  What the guy went through to get that kind of crap off his face was brutal to watch.
2013-09-23 08:53:54 AM
1 votes:

skantea: I found the design I wanted, started at for three years to make sure, and then finally did it. 7 years later I still like my tattoo.  It's a major decision, treat it that way.


Agreed. I waited until I was 46 to get my first one. It's simple, understated, meaningful to me, and most importantly, not visible to everyone.
2013-09-23 08:50:29 AM
1 votes:

Persnickety: flucto: I don't see the difference between these and what people call "good" tattoos.

The good tattoos consist of the entire set of tattoos that Farkers get.  That's because Farker tattoos always carry deep personal meaning and no Farker ever regrets anything about them.


I think you misspelled regerts.
2013-09-23 08:00:13 AM
1 votes:

flucto: I don't see the difference between these and what people call "good" tattoos.


Troll Hard: With a Vengeance.
2013-09-23 02:41:13 AM
1 votes:
th09.deviantart.net

Met a guy at the art school I attended who had the sword tattooed on his chest with "It's Dangerous to go Alone" tattooed as a 'collar' tat...he was 19. Words fail...


/35, ex Navy, multiple tats, mostly Americana/Military
2013-09-23 12:58:17 AM
1 votes:

marius2: rikkitikkitavi: [achelseaspot.files.wordpress.com image 400x268]

He got it fixed!

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/world-s-worst-tattoo-is-fixed- 18 2335990.html

I love my tattoos :P screw the haters.


...Dude, mad props to the guy who fixed it, Scott Versago over at Empire Ink.  It's one thing to be able to make a great picture on a blank canvas, it's quite another to take one that's horrible and turn it great.
2013-09-23 12:50:25 AM
1 votes:

Aidan: sithon: I like the "tattoo" tattoo.

I came here to say this. I've secretly wanted a tattoo that says tattoo. Or one that says word.



I have a friend who actually kind of DOES have a tattoo that says word. Ok, it says "logos" in Greek lettering, which isn't quite the same thing, but, um... it does sorta translate to 'word'.

Richard_The_Clown: Fuggin Bizzy: puckrock2000: [cdn.funnie.st image 465x630]

So this idiot hasn't been to a concert in a decade, and he picks Nickelback?
Also saw Gwen Stefani twice, and still hasn't figured out how to spell her name right.

/looks like they just copy-pasta'd from this site

I buy a t-shirt at each concert I go to (mostly metal, because fark you) just to show people where I've been. It's never occurred to me to tattoo the artist/date on myself. Or to get my ticket stub tattooed on my entire forearm (#5). These ideas open whole new avenues of possibility...

/#1 shoulda been #48. You don't want people clicking back off your page immediately.


I met "Weird" Al Yankovic after a concert one time and I jokingly said if he autographed my arm, I'd get it tattooed there. He did. So, I went ahead and had it tattooed. Figured I'd be the only one who could say that!

/and six months later I found out just how wrong I was...
//Noting new under the sun...


At least you got a csb out of it.
2013-09-23 12:41:11 AM
1 votes:

Canton: rikkitikkitavi: [achelseaspot.files.wordpress.com image 400x268]



/it got better


I'm so relieved to see that. Every time I saw that shiatty memorial tattoo, I'd get a get a 15 minute case of the sads. Seriously thanks for the update.
2013-09-23 12:31:29 AM
1 votes:

Fano: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x763]

This tattoo is so bad it let the terrorists win.


You know for the first time I read what her tattoo says.. Isn't that the Serenity prayer used in AA meetings?

/Hot chick, that likes to drink, with clear issues.
2013-09-23 12:25:51 AM
1 votes:

belhade: I'm considering getting my two sons' names tattooed on my arms. Thankfully my wife hasn't asked me why I haven't considered getting her name tattooed...


"Because you can divorce your wife."
2013-09-23 12:25:06 AM
1 votes:

puckrock2000: ggecko: /oblig

(Herr KuhlEis pic)

Also oblig:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 642x549]


I think people like that suffer from some severe, undiagnosed adrenaline and/or hormonal issues. Along with whatever mental issues he may have.
2013-09-23 12:10:57 AM
1 votes:

Lamadin: I sure do hope this thread becomes a tattoo debate! That never happens here!


There is no debate - tattoos suck.
2013-09-22 11:55:34 PM
1 votes:

Lamadin: Lachwen: Mambo Bananapatch: Lamadin: doglover: wildcardjack: Instead of getting a tattoo I grew an epic beard. The great thing about an epic beard is that not everyone can grow an epic beard and I can get rid of it in ten minutes.

Also, you can braid things into it like beer mugs.

I'd love to grow one. Work forbids it though. They don't, however, forbid tattoos. Hence, tattoos.

/White collar job (which conveniently hides most of said tattoos)

I'm glad for your sake they forbid sinking an ice pick into your own brain. At least I assume they do as you're still here posting.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that if his work did allow ice picks to the head, he still wouldn't do it because he doesn't want to.  It's entirely likely that his desire for tattoos is totally independent of whether they're allowed or not at his place of work, just like his desire for a beard is independent of the rules.

But then, this is a tattoo thread.  And we all know that logic is frowned upon in tattoo threads.

What he said. I just didn't want to waste the energy responding to a moran.


I'm actually a she, but that's OK.

/have one tattoo
//on my inner right wrist
///a couple more planned, just need the money
////my slashies never come in threes
2013-09-22 10:13:38 PM
1 votes:

brokenslide: I've considered getting tats before, but having done my fair share of autopsies and described more than my share of tats, I always thought that they just sound so ridiculous -- "humanoid with orb", "dragon with flames". Now when I see a heavily tatted person I think about what a pain it would be to measure and describe all of them on the person (which you have to do as part of a routine external examination at an autopsy).  Generally they appeared to be a summary of the poor choices made by the person that ended them up on a cold metal slab.
 

- bs


You don't want me on your table.  All those boxes for identifying marks and scars?  I stop writing after the first thirty.
2013-09-22 10:13:12 PM
1 votes:
I like the one that just says "tattoo".
2013-09-22 09:44:01 PM
1 votes:
assets.nydailynews.com

This tattoo is so bad it let the terrorists win.
2013-09-22 09:41:11 PM
1 votes:
I have to call Sharpie on some of those.

www.dogbreedinfo.com
2013-09-22 09:40:35 PM
1 votes:
i278.photobucket.com
2013-09-22 09:21:08 PM
1 votes:
maram500: theknuckler_33: maram500: Some people hate themselves, some people don't want a decent job, and some people were on crack/meth/heroin/oxy.

What in Dog's name would possess people to get those tattoos? It's like they lack any kind of brain activity at all.

They're free spirits. Non-conformists. They don't care what anyone thinks of them, man. Consequences on quality of life be damned!

Oh yes--"free spirits" and "non-conformists." Getting a stupid tattoo (or a tattoo at all, and the vast majority are stupid) seems to be conforming in and of itself. As a very wise man once said (and I'm paraphrasing because lazy), if you want to be a non-conformist, go stick your head in a book at the library like the Asian kids. They don't care what people think.


Ah yes, I forgot.  The only way to be non-conformist is to conform to the stereotype of bookworm.

/I have my tattoos because I like them, and they carry significance to me.
//All can be covered with sleeves.
2013-09-22 09:18:00 PM
1 votes:
2013-09-22 09:17:20 PM
1 votes:

Lachwen: Mambo Bananapatch: Lamadin: doglover: wildcardjack: Instead of getting a tattoo I grew an epic beard. The great thing about an epic beard is that not everyone can grow an epic beard and I can get rid of it in ten minutes.

Also, you can braid things into it like beer mugs.

I'd love to grow one. Work forbids it though. They don't, however, forbid tattoos. Hence, tattoos.

/White collar job (which conveniently hides most of said tattoos)

I'm glad for your sake they forbid sinking an ice pick into your own brain. At least I assume they do as you're still here posting.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that if his work did allow ice picks to the head, he still wouldn't do it because he doesn't want to.  It's entirely likely that his desire for tattoos is totally independent of whether they're allowed or not at his place of work, just like his desire for a beard is independent of the rules.

But then, this is a tattoo thread.  And we all know that logic is frowned upon in tattoo threads.


What he said. I just didn't want to waste the energy responding to a moran.
2013-09-22 09:15:28 PM
1 votes:

Mambo Bananapatch: Lamadin: doglover: wildcardjack: Instead of getting a tattoo I grew an epic beard. The great thing about an epic beard is that not everyone can grow an epic beard and I can get rid of it in ten minutes.

Also, you can braid things into it like beer mugs.

I'd love to grow one. Work forbids it though. They don't, however, forbid tattoos. Hence, tattoos.

/White collar job (which conveniently hides most of said tattoos)

I'm glad for your sake they forbid sinking an ice pick into your own brain. At least I assume they do as you're still here posting.


I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that if his work did allow ice picks to the head, he still wouldn't do it because he doesn't want to.  It's entirely likely that his desire for tattoos is totally independent of whether they're allowed or not at his place of work, just like his desire for a beard is independent of the rules.

But then, this is a tattoo thread.  And we all know that logic is frowned upon in tattoo threads.
2013-09-22 08:56:23 PM
1 votes:
The "Tattoo" one is good, but I wouldn't want to be stuck with it
2013-09-22 08:37:00 PM
1 votes:
I like the elephant.
2013-09-22 08:36:36 PM
1 votes:

doglover: wildcardjack: Instead of getting a tattoo I grew an epic beard. The great thing about an epic beard is that not everyone can grow an epic beard and I can get rid of it in ten minutes.

Also, you can braid things into it like beer mugs.


I'd love to grow one. Work forbids it though. They don't, however, forbid tattoos. Hence, tattoos.

/White collar job (which conveniently hides most of said tattoos)
2013-09-22 08:35:12 PM
1 votes:

MechaPyx: If you're going to get one pick out something decent and spend the money for a good tattoo artist.

For everyone in TFA: Here's yer sign.


So much this. The "artist" makes or breaks the best design
2013-09-22 08:27:30 PM
1 votes:
I thought 11 (the hot dog one) was sort of absurdly funny. Not that I'd get it personally, but I can see how it could be a good fit for the right person.
2013-09-22 08:26:19 PM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

No butthole tattoos?
2013-09-22 08:25:43 PM
1 votes:
cdn2-b.examiner.com
2013-09-22 08:24:47 PM
1 votes:
What the hell is wrong with these people
2013-09-22 08:24:32 PM
1 votes:

rikkitikkitavi: [achelseaspot.files.wordpress.com image 400x268]


He got it fixed!

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/world-s-worst-tattoo-is-fixed- 18 2335990.html

I love my tattoos :P screw the haters.
2013-09-22 08:21:32 PM
1 votes:
A tattoo is just graffiti on your body.
2013-09-22 08:20:11 PM
1 votes:
achelseaspot.files.wordpress.com
2013-09-22 08:16:30 PM
1 votes:
I hope I'm not the only one who thinks a few of those aren't really tatoos.

#7 and 42, for example.
2013-09-22 08:07:30 PM
1 votes:
cdn.funnie.st

She should have left it that way, trolling is a art.
2013-09-22 08:00:51 PM
1 votes:
I have seen some bad tats in my time...........but oh my...............
2013-09-22 07:10:45 PM
1 votes:

VelcroFez: NO REGERTS


Keep going, it's get better.
2013-09-22 06:28:53 PM
1 votes:
I was thinking of getting a tattoo to commemorate a bucket list kinda thing happening in a month. Then I see these and think, "nopenopenope."
2013-09-22 06:05:51 PM
1 votes:

somedude210: Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too


Came here to say that.
 
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