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2013-09-23 08:51:56 AM
I recently started watching Ink Master. Other than the incessant (and forced) blather about "strategy" and "playing the game," it's pretty interesting. Last episode they had people get their eyelids tattooed. I cannot imagine how much money someone would have to pay me before I'd let them tattoo my eyelids. Enough so I would never, ever have to work again, probably.
 
2013-09-23 08:53:54 AM

skantea: I found the design I wanted, started at for three years to make sure, and then finally did it. 7 years later I still like my tattoo.  It's a major decision, treat it that way.


Agreed. I waited until I was 46 to get my first one. It's simple, understated, meaningful to me, and most importantly, not visible to everyone.
 
2013-09-23 09:04:54 AM

puckrock2000: ggecko: /oblig

(Herr KuhlEis pic)

Also oblig:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 642x549]


*Shivers*

If you have not seen the documentary http://www.erasinghatethemovie.com/ you should.  What the guy went through to get that kind of crap off his face was brutal to watch.
 
2013-09-23 09:04:58 AM

marius2: Troll Hard: With a Vengeance.


Why you gotta ruin things?
 
2013-09-23 09:13:35 AM

dpaul007: skantea: I found the design I wanted, started at for three years to make sure, and then finally did it. 7 years later I still like my tattoo.  It's a major decision, treat it that way.

Agreed. I waited until I was 46 to get my first one. It's simple, understated, meaningful to me, and most importantly, not visible to everyone.


On penis: "One-quarter full size"

Small print beneath: "If you can read this, the above is no longer true".
 
2013-09-23 09:27:19 AM
Thinking about getting these tattoos for my 60th birthday (would be my first ones):

www.bobgarontraining.com
 
2013-09-23 09:53:41 AM

Firethorn: marius2: rikkitikkitavi: [achelseaspot.files.wordpress.com image 400x268]

He got it fixed!

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/world-s-worst-tattoo-is-fixed- 18 2335990.html

I love my tattoos :P screw the haters.

...Dude, mad props to the guy who fixed it, Scott Versago over at Empire Ink.  It's one thing to be able to make a great picture on a blank canvas, it's quite another to take one that's horrible and turn it great.


Agreed. I was stunned at how good he made it.
 
2013-09-23 10:03:55 AM
I need to post a picture of a good tattoo for a minute so that I can remember they exist...

www.trueblood-online.com

Better.

I have never really worked up the courage to get a tattoo. For me, it's the permanent factor. I'm almost entirely sure that I'll eventually get sick of whatever I get and regret it. I'd probably go with my kid's name and birthday, but then there's the chance that they fark it up. That leaves me with (maybe) a wedding ring tattoo, but even though I'm happily married now, I'm pretty sure that'll jinx me into a divorce.
 
2013-09-23 10:27:17 AM

doglover: Pony Tattoo


Excuse me sir, may I please touch your arm?
*sigh with girlish delight*
So... what else do you have tattooed?
 
2013-09-23 10:33:12 AM

supayoda: I need to post a picture of a good tattoo for a minute so that I can remember they exist...



Better.

I have never really worked up the courage to get a tattoo. For me, it's the permanent factor. I'm almost entirely sure that I'll eventually get sick of whatever I get and regret it. I'd probably go with my kid's name and birthday, but then there's the chance that they fark it up. That leaves me with (maybe) a wedding ring tattoo, but even though I'm happily married now, I'm pretty sure that'll jinx me into a divorce.


She would look better without that crap on her shoulder
 
2013-09-23 10:37:05 AM

SonOfSpam: LavenderWolf: Phinn: LavenderWolf: vygramul: somedude210: Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too

Came here to say that.

As did I. Last one out of the thread, turn off the lights and let the cat in.

I guess it's sort of funny until you realize that IT'S ON YOUR BODY FOREVER.

Oh, duh. I wouldn't get that in a million years. It makes me happy that someone did, though.

I still don't understand how they hold up your pants though.


Perhaps you can have real clips pierced on your skin to go with the tattoo?
 
2013-09-23 12:23:54 PM

flucto: marius2: Troll Hard: With a Vengeance.

Why you gotta ruin things?


Sorry Baby <3
 
2013-09-23 12:33:12 PM

SonOfSpam: Lamadin: I sure do hope this thread becomes a tattoo debate! That never happens here!

There is no debate - tattoos suck.


So don't get one. And stop staring at mine.

PROBLEM SOLVED!
 
2013-09-23 12:47:11 PM
I saw a young woman (18 to 20yrs old I guess) who had a tattoo of her baby's face on her upper arm. It was a great tattoo, obviously done using a photo of the child.

Too bad she used a pic of the kid with a pacifier in its mouth.

She couldn't use one of the kid where it wasn't sucking on that thing?

//dumbass
 
2013-09-23 02:29:15 PM
Wait isn't the "Google" tatoo, backwards? I mean, it's mirror selfie, right ... so... Oh I dunno.
 
2013-09-23 03:00:44 PM
i really like the last one. don't see what's so bad about it besides it is on two people. but even if they do break up, the simple black line can easily be inked over or filled in.
 
2013-09-23 03:18:08 PM
http://the77s.bandcamp.com/track/tattoo

I don't think that the perfect life
Is coming through without a scratch
If your inside is worth knowing
Then your outside reads like a map
Now this might hurt a little
New lives begin with little pains
But if I'm written on your soul
Then write me on your skin

Tattoo
Tattoo me on you
Tattoo
Tattoo me on you

/Not a fan tattoos but think the song is cool.
 
2013-09-23 03:46:29 PM
i like the misspelled ones.  i've seen others like "born to louse", and "weekend worrier".

also, "death before honor"
 
2013-09-23 04:51:53 PM

brainiac-dumdum: [i278.photobucket.com image 428x700]


OMG.
Thanks for making me laugh like a crazy person at work.
 
2013-09-23 05:51:53 PM
The ultimate tramp stamp

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-23 06:15:29 PM

belhade: I'm considering getting my two sons' names tattooed on my arms. Thankfully my wife hasn't asked me why I haven't considered getting her name tattooed...


...... because you have a short weenie and her name is 3 letters long???
 
2013-09-23 07:56:12 PM

serialsuicidebomber: belhade: I'm considering getting my two sons' names tattooed on my arms. Thankfully my wife hasn't asked me why I haven't considered getting her name tattooed...

...... because you have a short weenie and her name is 3 letters long???


The only part of my weenie that's short is the part that says "Shorty's Bar & Grill, Albuquerque, New Mexico".
 
2013-09-23 08:14:22 PM

belhade: serialsuicidebomber: belhade: I'm considering getting my two sons' names tattooed on my arms. Thankfully my wife hasn't asked me why I haven't considered getting her name tattooed...

...... because you have a short weenie and her name is 3 letters long???

The only part of my weenie that's short is the part that says "Shorty's Bar & Grill, Albuquerque, New Mexico".


Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day.

/old joke
 
2013-09-23 10:00:42 PM
Bookmark
 
2013-09-24 12:39:09 AM

Brainsick: Met a guy at the art school I attended who had the sword tattooed on his chest with "It's Dangerous to go Alone" tattooed as a 'collar' tat...he was 19. Words fail...


Was it in the proper NES font, and did the sword look blocky and 8-bit like so?

www.nintenfan.com

If so, then yes, words should fail you in the face of an EPICALLY AWESOME TAT like that.
 
2013-09-24 05:27:58 AM
Heh...I just remembered that my dad - who has, for years, been vehemently anti-tattoo - got a tattoo recently.  He had to go in for minor surgery, and before they put him under he drew a sword on the palm of his hand with a ballpoint pen in case a catastrophe happened and he died on the operating table.  Apparently afterwards he decided to make it permanent.  Now, when the time comes that he dies, he's guaranteed to die with a sword in his hand, thus ensuring that the Valkyries will collect him  and "take me to Valhalla where I could live in the Great Hall forever, maybe next to Ernest Borgnine."
 
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