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(Deslidefied)   48 incredibly terrible tattoos. Not safe for work, not safe for lunch, not safe for sanity.... Bonus - deslided   (deslide.clusterfake.net) divider line 226
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2013-09-22 08:20:11 PM
achelseaspot.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-22 08:21:32 PM
A tattoo is just graffiti on your body.
 
2013-09-22 08:22:14 PM
cdn-www.i-am-bored.com
 
2013-09-22 08:22:41 PM

Fano: Mangoose: Why haven't I seen the girl with Butt Slut on her rear in porn?

That seems like a valid question.

I'm trying to remember the name of the nympho that had herself tattooed all over with cum dumpster and the like, her page was very sad.


Ah yes, Michelle the Pass Around Girl, NSFW
 
2013-09-22 08:24:32 PM

rikkitikkitavi: [achelseaspot.files.wordpress.com image 400x268]


He got it fixed!

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/world-s-worst-tattoo-is-fixed- 18 2335990.html

I love my tattoos :P screw the haters.
 
2013-09-22 08:24:37 PM

rikkitikkitavi: [achelseaspot.files.wordpress.com image 400x268]


i42.tinypic.com

/it got better
 
2013-09-22 08:24:47 PM
What the hell is wrong with these people
 
2013-09-22 08:25:17 PM

marius2: rikkitikkitavi: [achelseaspot.files.wordpress.com image 400x268]

He got it fixed!

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/world-s-worst-tattoo-is-fixed- 18 2335990.html

I love my tattoos :P screw the haters.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-09-22 08:25:36 PM

Fano: Mangoose: Why haven't I seen the girl with Butt Slut on her rear in porn?

That seems like a valid question.

I'm trying to remember the name of the nympho that had herself tattooed all over with cum dumpster and the like, her page was very sad.


Is this it? Ads NSFW.
 
2013-09-22 08:25:43 PM
cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2013-09-22 08:26:19 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

No butthole tattoos?
 
2013-09-22 08:26:25 PM
Too many quad tats hitting the scene these days on 20-something women in Cali. I hope that fad passes quickly because seeing those muscles move is beautiful.
 
2013-09-22 08:26:32 PM

ggecko: /oblig

(Herr KuhlEis pic)


Also oblig:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-22 08:26:34 PM

Canton: What is the story behind this one?


The cupcake on the can is my favorite of the collection. It would be better only if it was surfing Fark on a tablet, like me.
 
2013-09-22 08:26:43 PM
I can only hope some of those were just drawn on with sharpies, otherwise them people are just farking dumb.
 
2013-09-22 08:27:21 PM
If you're going to get one pick out something decent and spend the money for a good tattoo artist.

For everyone in TFA: Here's yer sign.
 
2013-09-22 08:27:30 PM
I thought 11 (the hot dog one) was sort of absurdly funny. Not that I'd get it personally, but I can see how it could be a good fit for the right person.
 
2013-09-22 08:27:46 PM
#12 didn't get him the job he hoped for, and #45 was not only not called on down, she was stopped at the studio door.
 
2013-09-22 08:29:12 PM
The elephant one is cool.
 
2013-09-22 08:29:29 PM
Instead of getting a tattoo I grew an epic beard. The great thing about an epic beard is that not everyone can grow an epic beard and I can get rid of it in ten minutes.
 
2013-09-22 08:30:13 PM
Holy fark on an inspired sanctimonious harmonious Enlightened castrated feninized masculinated hydrolighted manifoldaderated reiterated stick.

This is awesome.
 
2013-09-22 08:30:35 PM
16 is very well done, funny, and a social statement as well. I approve.
 
2013-09-22 08:31:16 PM

Fano: Fano: Mangoose: Why haven't I seen the girl with Butt Slut on her rear in porn?

That seems like a valid question.

I'm trying to remember the name of the nympho that had herself tattooed all over with cum dumpster and the like, her page was very sad.

Ah yes, Michelle the Pass Around Girl, NSFW


A woman that cums with instructions?
 
2013-09-22 08:32:33 PM

Fano: I'm trying to remember the name of the nympho that had herself tattooed all over with cum dumpster and the like, her page was very sad.


Pass around girl.  Very NSFW https://www.google.com/search?q=pass+around+girl&client=firefox-a&hs= T bv&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=1os_UqS yCoWY2gW954BI&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1155&bih=665&dpr=1.25
 
2013-09-22 08:32:38 PM

maram500: Some people hate themselves, some people don't want a decent job, and some people were on crack/meth/heroin/oxy.

What in Dog's name would possess people to get those tattoos? It's like they lack any kind of brain activity at all.


They're free spirits. Non-conformists. They don't care what anyone thinks of them, man. Consequences on quality of life be damned!
 
2013-09-22 08:33:52 PM

divx88: No butthole tattoos?


She is so hot.

Sorry. I can't help it.
 
2013-09-22 08:34:01 PM

wildcardjack: Instead of getting a tattoo I grew an epic beard. The great thing about an epic beard is that not everyone can grow an epic beard and I can get rid of it in ten minutes.


Also, you can braid things into it like beer mugs.
 
2013-09-22 08:34:47 PM
The Clay Aiken one is especially bad/funny because 1) Aiken is now so obscure the site had to put his name in parentheses because his face is no longer famous enough for us to remember without help and 2) The protagonist who gets all the awful tattoos in the Weird Al song "Another Tattoo" has one.
 
2013-09-22 08:35:12 PM

MechaPyx: If you're going to get one pick out something decent and spend the money for a good tattoo artist.

For everyone in TFA: Here's yer sign.


So much this. The "artist" makes or breaks the best design
 
2013-09-22 08:35:47 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: Mangoose: Why haven't I seen the girl with Butt Slut on her rear in porn?

That seems like a valid question.

How do you think she paid for the tattoo?


www.newsrealblog.com
 
2013-09-22 08:36:36 PM

doglover: wildcardjack: Instead of getting a tattoo I grew an epic beard. The great thing about an epic beard is that not everyone can grow an epic beard and I can get rid of it in ten minutes.

Also, you can braid things into it like beer mugs.


I'd love to grow one. Work forbids it though. They don't, however, forbid tattoos. Hence, tattoos.

/White collar job (which conveniently hides most of said tattoos)
 
2013-09-22 08:37:00 PM
I like the elephant.
 
2013-09-22 08:37:22 PM
Canton:

*shakes tiny fist*

Loooveee yoooou
 
2013-09-22 08:38:17 PM

megarian: I like the elephant.


megarian:

She is so hot.

Sorry. I can't help it.


Yep, you're perfect.
 
2013-09-22 08:39:11 PM

megarian: Holy fark on an inspired sanctimonious harmonious Enlightened castrated feninized masculinated hydrolighted manifoldaderated reiterated stick.

This is awesome.


Kiss your mother with that mouth?
 
2013-09-22 08:39:21 PM

megarian: I like the elephant.


Same here.
 
2013-09-22 08:40:32 PM

Canton: What is the story behind this one?

[i40.tinypic.com image 552x630]


He wanted the American Thinker logo but the tattoo artist is a liberal.
 
2013-09-22 08:41:18 PM

Lamadin: doglover: wildcardjack: Instead of getting a tattoo I grew an epic beard. The great thing about an epic beard is that not everyone can grow an epic beard and I can get rid of it in ten minutes.

Also, you can braid things into it like beer mugs.

I'd love to grow one. Work forbids it though. They don't, however, forbid tattoos. Hence, tattoos.

/White collar job (which conveniently hides most of said tattoos)


I'm glad for your sake they forbid sinking an ice pick into your own brain. At least I assume they do as you're still here posting.
 
2013-09-22 08:46:56 PM
I like the concept of 2 and 10, but they could be better executed.  The suspenders is clever.  All the others are complete trash.
 
2013-09-22 08:47:33 PM
I am really surprised the "Pass--Around Girl" (NSFW) did not make the list.

She is a walking illustration of how tattoos can be used to degrade human dignity.
 
2013-09-22 08:48:16 PM

theknuckler_33: maram500: Some people hate themselves, some people don't want a decent job, and some people were on crack/meth/heroin/oxy.

What in Dog's name would possess people to get those tattoos? It's like they lack any kind of brain activity at all.

They're free spirits. Non-conformists. They don't care what anyone thinks of them, man. Consequences on quality of life be damned!


Oh yes--"free spirits" and "non-conformists." Getting a stupid tattoo (or a tattoo at all, and the vast majority are stupid) seems to be conforming in and of itself. As a very wise man once said (and I'm paraphrasing because lazy), if you want to be a non-conformist, go stick your head in a book at the library like the Asian kids. They don't care what people think.
 
2013-09-22 08:53:17 PM

maram500: Oh yes--"free spirits" and "non-conformists." Getting a stupid tattoo (or a tattoo at all, and the vast majority are stupid) seems to be conforming in and of itself. As a very wise man once said (and I'm paraphrasing because lazy), if you want to be a non-conformist, go stick your head in a book at the library like the Asian kids. They don't care what people other than their parents who want them to grow up to be the perfect model asian kidthink.


Not saying there is anything with reading at the library, but you picked a terrible example for non-conformity.
 
2013-09-22 08:53:38 PM

Krymson Tyde: I also have no regerts.


NO REGERTS bows, takes its place at the right hand of Vodak.
 
2013-09-22 08:56:23 PM
The "Tattoo" one is good, but I wouldn't want to be stuck with it
 
2013-09-22 08:56:27 PM

wildcardjack: Instead of getting a tattoo I grew an epic beard. The great thing about an epic beard is that not everyone can grow an epic beard and I can get rid of it in ten minutes.


i.chzbgr.com

Why not just tattoo a beard on?

some 80s fads tattooed on people:

atariage.comwww.tattooset.coms4.hubimg.com
 
2013-09-22 08:56:42 PM

puckrock2000: [cdn.funnie.st image 465x630]

So this idiot hasn't been to a concert in a decade, and he picks Nickelback?
Also saw Gwen Stefani twice, and still hasn't figured out how to spell her name right.

/looks like they just copy-pasta'd from this site


I buy a t-shirt at each concert I go to (mostly metal, because fark you) just to show people where I've been. It's never occurred to me to tattoo the artist/date on myself. Or to get my ticket stub tattooed on my entire forearm (#5). These ideas open whole new avenues of possibility...

/#1 shoulda been #48. You don't want people clicking back off your page immediately.
 
2013-09-22 08:57:20 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: Lamadin: doglover: wildcardjack: Instead of getting a tattoo I grew an epic beard. The great thing about an epic beard is that not everyone can grow an epic beard and I can get rid of it in ten minutes.

Also, you can braid things into it like beer mugs.

I'd love to grow one. Work forbids it though. They don't, however, forbid tattoos. Hence, tattoos.

/White collar job (which conveniently hides most of said tattoos)

I'm glad for your sake they forbid sinking an ice pick into your own brain. At least I assume they do as you're still here posting.


Growing a beard is like killing yourself?

Grow up, kid.
 
2013-09-22 08:59:04 PM

maram500: As a very wise man once said (and I'm paraphrasing because lazy), if you want to be a non-conformist, go stick your head in a book at the library like the Asian kids. They don't care what people think.


There was a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon (which I will also just describe...also lazy) where Calvin pointed out that the headbangers that listened to heavy loud music had grown up to become the establishment. So to rebel, he was going to listen to nothing but elevator music...very quietly.

/It's the same basic joke, people.
 
2013-09-22 09:00:22 PM
Man those were terrible.
 
2013-09-22 09:02:35 PM

AnyName: Fano: I'm trying to remember the name of the nympho that had herself tattooed all over with cum dumpster and the like, her page was very sad.

Pass around girl.  Very NSFW https://www.google.com/search?q=pass+around+girl&client=firefox-a&hs= T bv&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=1os_UqS yCoWY2gW954BI&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1155&bih=665&dpr=1.25


2nd image on that search.... tattoos!!

www.xenex.org
 
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