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(Deslidefied)   48 incredibly terrible tattoos. Not safe for work, not safe for lunch, not safe for sanity.... Bonus - deslided   (deslide.clusterfake.net) divider line 226
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2013-09-22 05:45:52 PM  
Why haven't I seen the girl with Butt Slut on her rear in porn?

That seems like a valid question.
 
2013-09-22 06:05:19 PM  
Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too
 
2013-09-22 06:05:51 PM  

somedude210: Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too


Came here to say that.
 
2013-09-22 06:13:13 PM  
All tattoos are bad tattoos
 
2013-09-22 06:27:18 PM  

Mangoose: Why haven't I seen the girl with Butt Slut on her rear in porn?

That seems like a valid question.


How do you think she paid for the tattoo?
 
2013-09-22 06:28:53 PM  
I was thinking of getting a tattoo to commemorate a bucket list kinda thing happening in a month. Then I see these and think, "nopenopenope."
 
2013-09-22 06:29:01 PM  
You'll notice they're almost all words. From an aesthetics point, text is awful. Did Vermeer paint books? Da Vinci? Michelangelo? Did anyone? Hell, even hacks like Jackson Pollack stuck with shapes and colors.

Do you want to get a tattoo with words? Do you REALLY? Think again and again.

If you still want to after a long thought, that's your body and your business. But remember you're handicapping yourself off the bat.
 
2013-09-22 06:32:06 PM  

doglover: You'll notice they're almost all words. From an aesthetics point, text is awful. Did Vermeer paint books? Da Vinci? Michelangelo? Did anyone? Hell, even hacks like Jackson Pollack stuck with shapes and colors.

Do you want to get a tattoo with words? Do you REALLY? Think again and again.

If you still want to after a long thought, that's your body and your business. But remember you're handicapping yourself off the bat.


www.geekytattoos.com
 
2013-09-22 06:38:39 PM  
The Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka wasn't that bad, the Louis Vuitton sleeve on the other hand.

/I did laugh way too much at the I'm going to kill you Ray Romano
 
2013-09-22 06:44:40 PM  
thepeoplescube.com
 
2013-09-22 06:48:06 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [thepeoplescube.com image 400x300]


Rightwingers can enjoy anal too.
 
2013-09-22 06:50:20 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: doglover: You'll notice they're almost all words. From an aesthetics point, text is awful. Did Vermeer paint books? Da Vinci? Michelangelo? Did anyone? Hell, even hacks like Jackson Pollack stuck with shapes and colors.

Do you want to get a tattoo with words? Do you REALLY? Think again and again.

If you still want to after a long thought, that's your body and your business. But remember you're handicapping yourself off the bat.

[www.geekytattoos.com image 333x500]


See what I mean? It's awful.

cdn.crushable.com
 
2013-09-22 06:54:37 PM  
This really needs to be posted to every tattoo parlor wall:

img2u.info
 
2013-09-22 06:59:24 PM  
I imagine that the Twilight lady does not experience doggy-style very often other than from confused gay men
 
2013-09-22 07:00:02 PM  
delafleur.com
 
2013-09-22 07:09:25 PM  
NO REGERTS
 
2013-09-22 07:10:45 PM  

VelcroFez: NO REGERTS


Keep going, it's get better.
 
2013-09-22 07:16:11 PM  

aiiee: [delafleur.com image 450x344]


I smiled
 
2013-09-22 07:25:05 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-09-22 07:31:41 PM  

Paris1127: [i.chzbgr.com image 480x274]


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-22 07:33:34 PM  
I like #6.  A certain generic irony.
 
2013-09-22 07:51:33 PM  
I like the "tattoo" tattoo.
 
2013-09-22 07:54:59 PM  

doglover: Mitch Taylor's Bro: doglover: You'll notice they're almost all words. From an aesthetics point, text is awful. Did Vermeer paint books? Da Vinci? Michelangelo? Did anyone? Hell, even hacks like Jackson Pollack stuck with shapes and colors.

Do you want to get a tattoo with words? Do you REALLY? Think again and again.

If you still want to after a long thought, that's your body and your business. But remember you're handicapping yourself off the bat.

[www.geekytattoos.com image 333x500]

See what I mean? It's awful.

[cdn.crushable.com image 490x582]


Yeah, I posted it to support your argument, not as a rebuttal.
 
2013-09-22 07:57:42 PM  
www.freetattoodesigns.org

Translation:  She takes it up the butt.....
 
2013-09-22 07:57:51 PM  
cdn.funnie.st
Literally everything in this picture is just plain wrong
 
2013-09-22 07:59:04 PM  
Holy shiat the FIRST one makes me wanna eat glass.
 
2013-09-22 07:59:27 PM  
OMGLOL Jesus/Willie Nelson doesn't make the list?

THAT'S SOME OL' BULLLLLLLLLshiat!
 
2013-09-22 08:00:13 PM  
I don't care what other people choose to do with their body.  Some of those were hilarious though, I liked the forehead penis butterfly.
 
2013-09-22 08:00:51 PM  
I have seen some bad tats in my time...........but oh my...............
 
2013-09-22 08:01:34 PM  
What is the story behind this one?

i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-22 08:01:41 PM  

Mangoose: Why haven't I seen the girl with Butt Slut on her rear in porn?

That seems like a valid question.


Because even for porn that's not enough mystery.
 
2013-09-22 08:02:44 PM  
Are those tittays or are those waterskins???????
 
2013-09-22 08:05:10 PM  

Canton: What is the story behind this one?


Once there was this cupcake, and he ate a lot of corn...
 
2013-09-22 08:05:23 PM  
cdn.funnie.st

So this idiot hasn't been to a concert in a decade, and he picks Nickelback?
Also saw Gwen Stefani twice, and still hasn't figured out how to spell her name right.

/looks like they just copy-pasta'd from this site
 
2013-09-22 08:05:31 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: I was thinking of getting a tattoo to commemorate a bucket list kinda thing happening in a month. Then I see these and think, "nopenopenope."


I found the design I wanted, started at for three years to make sure, and then finally did it. 7 years later I still like my tattoo.  It's a major decision, treat it that way.
 
2013-09-22 08:06:07 PM  
Some of those were actually funny.

Still waiting to see "This is my penis. There are many like it, but this one is mine...my penis is my life..."

/not really
 
2013-09-22 08:06:41 PM  

skantea: Mitch Taylor's Bro: I was thinking of getting a tattoo to commemorate a bucket list kinda thing happening in a month. Then I see these and think, "nopenopenope."

I found the design I wanted, started at for three years to make sure, and then finally did it. 7 years later I still like my tattoo.  It's a major decision, treat it that way.


*stared at it for three years to make sure...
 
2013-09-22 08:07:30 PM  
cdn.funnie.st

She should have left it that way, trolling is a art.
 
2013-09-22 08:07:56 PM  

Kittypie070: Are those tittays or are those waterskins???????


I like how the fat roll looks like a scrotum.  I wonder if she planned that.
 
2013-09-22 08:10:35 PM  
I imagine a fair few of these were done by apprentice 'friends' for the sake of experience because at the price professionals charge I would find it hard to believe people would make such poor permanent decisions.
 
2013-09-22 08:13:20 PM  
/oblig

cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2013-09-22 08:13:29 PM  
I also have no regerts.
 
2013-09-22 08:14:09 PM  
Some people hate themselves, some people don't want a decent job, and some people were on crack/meth/heroin/oxy.

What in Dog's name would possess people to get those tattoos? It's like they lack any kind of brain activity at all.
 
2013-09-22 08:14:47 PM  
I sure do hope this thread becomes a tattoo debate! That never happens here!
 
2013-09-22 08:16:25 PM  

skantea: Mitch Taylor's Bro: I was thinking of getting a tattoo to commemorate a bucket list kinda thing happening in a month. Then I see these and think, "nopenopenope."

I found the design I wanted, started at for three years to make sure, and then finally did it. 7 years later I still like my tattoo.  It's a major decision, treat it that way.


I did. I decided "nope."
 
2013-09-22 08:16:28 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: doglover: Mitch Taylor's Bro: doglover: You'll notice they're almost all words. From an aesthetics point, text is awful. Did Vermeer paint books? Da Vinci? Michelangelo? Did anyone? Hell, even hacks like Jackson Pollack stuck with shapes and colors.

Do you want to get a tattoo with words? Do you REALLY? Think again and again.

If you still want to after a long thought, that's your body and your business. But remember you're handicapping yourself off the bat.

[www.geekytattoos.com image 333x500]

See what I mean? It's awful.

[cdn.crushable.com image 490x582]

Yeah, I posted it to support your argument, not as a rebuttal.


The period makes it epic level trolling, though.
 
2013-09-22 08:16:30 PM  
I hope I'm not the only one who thinks a few of those aren't really tatoos.

#7 and 42, for example.
 
2013-09-22 08:17:31 PM  
a.espncdn.com
Remember this guy?

www.theinklinks.net
Or this woman?
 
2013-09-22 08:18:28 PM  

Mangoose: Why haven't I seen the girl with Butt Slut on her rear in porn?

That seems like a valid question.


I'm trying to remember the name of the nympho that had herself tattooed all over with cum dumpster and the like, her page was very sad.
 
2013-09-22 08:19:43 PM  
#29 actually looks neat.
 
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