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2013-09-22 10:57:12 PM
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2013-09-22 11:00:07 PM

vygramul: somedude210: Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too

Came here to say that.


That's Ewan McGregor showing his pride.
 
2013-09-22 11:00:30 PM

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Paris1127: [i.chzbgr.com image 480x274]

It's important, however, to look at the verse in context. This passage in Leviticus, including the surrounding text, is specifically dealing with the pagan religious rituals of the people living around the Israelites. God's desire is to set his people apart from other cultures. The focus here is prohibiting worldly, heathen worship and witchcraft. God forbids his holy people to engage in idolatrous, pagan worship and sorcery which imitates the heathens. He does this out of protection, because he knows this will lead them away from the one true God.

Just an angle to consider.


Or it's just a bunch of rules made up by priests trying to control the people and retain control and political power and wealth.

Just an angle to consider.
 
2013-09-22 11:15:13 PM

Mangoose: Why haven't I seen the girl with Butt Slut on her rear in porn?

That seems like a valid question.


If you had your ENTIRE basement filled with monitors wall to wall, floor to ceiling, you still couldnt watch all the porn that's out there if you watched all of them 24/7 for your entire life.  Do you understand how much porn there is on the tubez??  It's an astronomical amount..   It's there, you just haven't found it (yet)

/good luck
//email me if you find it
///eip
 
2013-09-22 11:22:50 PM
These tattoos save the rest of us the time it would take to get to know these people.
 
2013-09-22 11:29:21 PM
somedude210: Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too

I scrolled past it twice going "where's the damn tat?"

// scrolls fast
 
2013-09-22 11:29:40 PM

untaken_name: LordOfThePings: I have to call Sharpie on some of those.

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Am I dumb for needing to google that to see if it was real?
 
2013-09-22 11:29:55 PM

untaken_name: Now that tattoos are mainstream instead of being rebellious and cool, how long before the new rebellion is not having any tattoos at all?


Who cares. I like mine.

Anyone who "rebels" against society to fit in is a moron. You have to be like Diogenes and just do what's right, regardless.
 
2013-09-22 11:39:00 PM
The elephant one just might be the only tattoo I have ever seen that could possibly get better looking as the person ages.
 
2013-09-22 11:39:13 PM
I like the tattoos of current fads, tech, slang, bands, celebrities.  How cool they will be 30 years from now.  The "iphones suck" one comes to mind.
 
2013-09-22 11:39:20 PM

brainiac-dumdum: [i278.photobucket.com image 428x700]


Hahaha!  That's fantastic!
 
2013-09-22 11:54:32 PM
What's up with number 13???  It's all sorts of messed up!
 
2013-09-22 11:55:25 PM

untaken_name: Now that tattoos are mainstream instead of being rebellious and cool, how long before the new rebellion is not having any tattoos at all?


My wife is like that.  Pure virgin skin, wants one but doesnt want to 'conform'.   I guess I have enough for the both of us.
 
2013-09-22 11:55:34 PM

Lamadin: Lachwen: Mambo Bananapatch: Lamadin: doglover: wildcardjack: Instead of getting a tattoo I grew an epic beard. The great thing about an epic beard is that not everyone can grow an epic beard and I can get rid of it in ten minutes.

Also, you can braid things into it like beer mugs.

I'd love to grow one. Work forbids it though. They don't, however, forbid tattoos. Hence, tattoos.

/White collar job (which conveniently hides most of said tattoos)

I'm glad for your sake they forbid sinking an ice pick into your own brain. At least I assume they do as you're still here posting.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that if his work did allow ice picks to the head, he still wouldn't do it because he doesn't want to.  It's entirely likely that his desire for tattoos is totally independent of whether they're allowed or not at his place of work, just like his desire for a beard is independent of the rules.

But then, this is a tattoo thread.  And we all know that logic is frowned upon in tattoo threads.

What he said. I just didn't want to waste the energy responding to a moran.


I'm actually a she, but that's OK.

/have one tattoo
//on my inner right wrist
///a couple more planned, just need the money
////my slashies never come in threes
 
2013-09-23 12:10:57 AM

Lamadin: I sure do hope this thread becomes a tattoo debate! That never happens here!


There is no debate - tattoos suck.
 
2013-09-23 12:12:33 AM

vygramul: somedude210: Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too

Came here to say that.


As did I. Last one out of the thread, turn off the lights and let the cat in.
 
2013-09-23 12:13:22 AM
worse tattoo i've seen was a chick with the tattoo "trailer park trash" written on her neck, a friend of mine whose a tattoo artist told me about how this guy's ex would give a little for free tats, so he had a buddy of his come talk to her about free tats and she boinked him for it (she had no clue they knew each other). In an ironic twist, his buddy called him when he was finishing up the tat and he walked in as the tat was done.

He basically dropped off a few garbage bags along with a mirror to check her new tat out.

/she still has it after 3 years, ironically she is a denny's waitress of all things.
//worse tat I've seen was a neo nazis with a tattoo of one of the nazi Doctors, Joseph mengla or something - I've seen a few hitler tatoos, an african american with an entire arm tattooed (not like you can really make it out unless you look extremely close).
///Lowell correction officer told me about how some idiots dyed their EYES with tattoo guns, not sure how this can be accomplished or even if its safe? it would be funny to see
 
2013-09-23 12:13:52 AM

LavenderWolf: vygramul: somedude210: Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too

Came here to say that.

As did I. Last one out of the thread, turn off the lights and let the cat in.



I guess it's sort of funny until you realize that IT'S ON YOUR BODY FOREVER.
 
2013-09-23 12:15:31 AM

theknuckler_33: [cdn.funnie.st image 640x508]
Literally everything in this picture is just plain wrong


Why does that foot seem like a hand? wtf?
 
2013-09-23 12:15:45 AM

brainiac-dumdum: [i278.photobucket.com image 428x700]


That's pretty stupid, but so, so awesome. I can hear Bobby screaming lol.
 
2013-09-23 12:16:07 AM

Phinn: LavenderWolf: vygramul: somedude210: Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too

Came here to say that.

As did I. Last one out of the thread, turn off the lights and let the cat in.

I guess it's sort of funny until you realize that IT'S ON YOUR BODY FOREVER.


Oh, duh. I wouldn't get that in a million years. It makes me happy that someone did, though.
 
2013-09-23 12:19:24 AM
I stopped at the Clay Aiken tattoo.  Clay's great, but a tattoo?  I'm out man.  I'm out.
 
2013-09-23 12:19:41 AM
I'm considering getting my two sons' names tattooed on my arms. Thankfully my wife hasn't asked me why I haven't considered getting her name tattooed...
 
2013-09-23 12:20:43 AM

LavenderWolf: Phinn: LavenderWolf: vygramul: somedude210: Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too

Came here to say that.

As did I. Last one out of the thread, turn off the lights and let the cat in.

I guess it's sort of funny until you realize that IT'S ON YOUR BODY FOREVER.

Oh, duh. I wouldn't get that in a million years. It makes me happy that someone did, though.


I still don't understand how they hold up your pants though.
 
2013-09-23 12:23:24 AM
CSB time:
Our smoking area at work is located between out parking lot and the courthouse. It makes or great people watching as is, but, one day, I'm out smoking and notice this white trashy blonde digging something out of her car. Her shirt's riding up in back and I notice a tramp stamp. Curious guy that I am, I get close enough to see what it says. I had to do a double take. It said "Cream Pie"
End CSB
 
2013-09-23 12:25:06 AM

puckrock2000: ggecko: /oblig

(Herr KuhlEis pic)

Also oblig:
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I think people like that suffer from some severe, undiagnosed adrenaline and/or hormonal issues. Along with whatever mental issues he may have.
 
2013-09-23 12:25:51 AM

belhade: I'm considering getting my two sons' names tattooed on my arms. Thankfully my wife hasn't asked me why I haven't considered getting her name tattooed...


"Because you can divorce your wife."
 
2013-09-23 12:26:30 AM

Lamadin: I'd love to grow one. Work forbids it though. They don't, however, forbid tattoos. Hence, tattoos.


Hence, you need to get a tattoo of a beard where your beard would go.
 
2013-09-23 12:31:29 AM

Fano: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x763]

This tattoo is so bad it let the terrorists win.


You know for the first time I read what her tattoo says.. Isn't that the Serenity prayer used in AA meetings?

/Hot chick, that likes to drink, with clear issues.
 
2013-09-23 12:32:09 AM

Gunderson: some 80s fads tattooed on people:


When I first got into ebay seriously a couple years back, the first guy I bought a 'lot' from had a 5" Mario right on his bicep in plain view and his phone had some Nintendo NES tune as a ringtone. Seemed nice enough at first but over time I learned to back away slowly without sudden movements, despite the fact that MY game collection would probably make a lot of Farkers very jealous...

/dude stalked me on facebook briefly
//all hail the 'block' option
 
2013-09-23 12:41:11 AM

Canton: rikkitikkitavi: [achelseaspot.files.wordpress.com image 400x268]



/it got better


I'm so relieved to see that. Every time I saw that shiatty memorial tattoo, I'd get a get a 15 minute case of the sads. Seriously thanks for the update.
 
2013-09-23 12:50:25 AM

Aidan: sithon: I like the "tattoo" tattoo.

I came here to say this. I've secretly wanted a tattoo that says tattoo. Or one that says word.



I have a friend who actually kind of DOES have a tattoo that says word. Ok, it says "logos" in Greek lettering, which isn't quite the same thing, but, um... it does sorta translate to 'word'.

Richard_The_Clown: Fuggin Bizzy: puckrock2000: [cdn.funnie.st image 465x630]

So this idiot hasn't been to a concert in a decade, and he picks Nickelback?
Also saw Gwen Stefani twice, and still hasn't figured out how to spell her name right.

/looks like they just copy-pasta'd from this site

I buy a t-shirt at each concert I go to (mostly metal, because fark you) just to show people where I've been. It's never occurred to me to tattoo the artist/date on myself. Or to get my ticket stub tattooed on my entire forearm (#5). These ideas open whole new avenues of possibility...

/#1 shoulda been #48. You don't want people clicking back off your page immediately.


I met "Weird" Al Yankovic after a concert one time and I jokingly said if he autographed my arm, I'd get it tattooed there. He did. So, I went ahead and had it tattooed. Figured I'd be the only one who could say that!

/and six months later I found out just how wrong I was...
//Noting new under the sun...


At least you got a csb out of it.
 
2013-09-23 12:58:17 AM

marius2: rikkitikkitavi: [achelseaspot.files.wordpress.com image 400x268]

He got it fixed!

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/world-s-worst-tattoo-is-fixed- 18 2335990.html

I love my tattoos :P screw the haters.


...Dude, mad props to the guy who fixed it, Scott Versago over at Empire Ink.  It's one thing to be able to make a great picture on a blank canvas, it's quite another to take one that's horrible and turn it great.
 
2013-09-23 01:04:09 AM

ladyfortuna: Gunderson: some 80s fads tattooed on people:

When I first got into ebay seriously a couple years back, the first guy I bought a 'lot' from had a 5" Mario right on his bicep in plain view and his phone had some Nintendo NES tune as a ringtone. Seemed nice enough at first but over time I learned to back away slowly without sudden movements, despite the fact that MY game collection would probably make a lot of Farkers very jealous...

/dude stalked me on facebook briefly
//all hail the 'block' option


Look, I wasn't stalking you. I was just trying to be friendly.
 
2013-09-23 01:22:31 AM
I am not a fan of tattoos, which is why I don't have one. I honestly don't know what I would get too. There isn't anything I care for enough to permanently etch on myself.

I like watching Tattoo Nightmares, okay show. There are worse ones on that show but jeez some of the ones on the slides how are bad.
 
2013-09-23 02:30:09 AM

Yes this is dog: ladyfortuna: Gunderson: some 80s fads tattooed on people:

When I first got into ebay seriously a couple years back, the first guy I bought a 'lot' from had a 5" Mario right on his bicep in plain view and his phone had some Nintendo NES tune as a ringtone. Seemed nice enough at first but over time I learned to back away slowly without sudden movements, despite the fact that MY game collection would probably make a lot of Farkers very jealous...

/dude stalked me on facebook briefly
//all hail the 'block' option

Look, I wasn't stalking you. I was just trying to be friendly.


Heh. Unless you live in my town, it's a different guy :D
 
2013-09-23 02:41:13 AM
th09.deviantart.net

Met a guy at the art school I attended who had the sword tattooed on his chest with "It's Dangerous to go Alone" tattooed as a 'collar' tat...he was 19. Words fail...


/35, ex Navy, multiple tats, mostly Americana/Military
 
2013-09-23 03:07:13 AM
 
2013-09-23 03:11:20 AM

belhade: I'm considering getting my two sons' names tattooed on my arms. Thankfully my wife hasn't asked me why I haven't considered getting her name tattooed...


Is it because you think it's funny to not like your wife?
 
2013-09-23 03:52:32 AM

doglover: Pony Tattoo


And it's not even a G3 pony?  Ouch.  Maybe he has a daughter...
 
2013-09-23 04:01:34 AM
 
2013-09-23 07:13:06 AM

doglover: Anyone who "rebels" against society to fit in is a moron.


Agreed, but what you're failing to consider is that there are a heck of a lot of morons out there.
 
2013-09-23 07:14:04 AM

Yes this is dog: untaken_name: LordOfThePings: I have to call Sharpie on some of those.

[www.dogbreedinfo.com image 275x194]

[laughingsquid.com image 640x482]

Am I dumb for needing to google that to see if it was real?


Not at all, it just means you've missed the Kroll Show. Easy to do.
 
2013-09-23 07:28:01 AM
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2013-09-23 07:39:19 AM

SonOfSpam: LavenderWolf: Phinn: LavenderWolf: vygramul: somedude210: Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too

Came here to say that.

As did I. Last one out of the thread, turn off the lights and let the cat in.

I guess it's sort of funny until you realize that IT'S ON YOUR BODY FOREVER.

Oh, duh. I wouldn't get that in a million years. It makes me happy that someone did, though.

I still don't understand how they hold up your pants though.


He can just tattoo on some pants.

Problem: solved.
 
2013-09-23 07:52:25 AM
I don't see the difference between these and what people call "good" tattoos.
 
2013-09-23 08:00:13 AM

flucto: I don't see the difference between these and what people call "good" tattoos.


Troll Hard: With a Vengeance.
 
2013-09-23 08:11:52 AM

Torsoheap: The elephant one is cool.


I agree.  I would never get a tattoo, and I don't like them in general, but that one was cool...
 
2013-09-23 08:23:35 AM

flucto: I don't see the difference between these and what people call "good" tattoos.


The good tattoos consist of the entire set of tattoos that Farkers get.  That's because Farker tattoos always carry deep personal meaning and no Farker ever regrets anything about them.
 
2013-09-23 08:50:29 AM

Persnickety: flucto: I don't see the difference between these and what people call "good" tattoos.

The good tattoos consist of the entire set of tattoos that Farkers get.  That's because Farker tattoos always carry deep personal meaning and no Farker ever regrets anything about them.


I think you misspelled regerts.
 
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