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2013-09-22 05:45:52 PM  
Why haven't I seen the girl with Butt Slut on her rear in porn?

That seems like a valid question.
 
2013-09-22 06:05:19 PM  
Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too
 
2013-09-22 06:05:51 PM  

somedude210: Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too


Came here to say that.
 
2013-09-22 06:13:13 PM  
All tattoos are bad tattoos
 
2013-09-22 06:27:18 PM  

Mangoose: Why haven't I seen the girl with Butt Slut on her rear in porn?

That seems like a valid question.


How do you think she paid for the tattoo?
 
2013-09-22 06:28:53 PM  
I was thinking of getting a tattoo to commemorate a bucket list kinda thing happening in a month. Then I see these and think, "nopenopenope."
 
2013-09-22 06:29:01 PM  
You'll notice they're almost all words. From an aesthetics point, text is awful. Did Vermeer paint books? Da Vinci? Michelangelo? Did anyone? Hell, even hacks like Jackson Pollack stuck with shapes and colors.

Do you want to get a tattoo with words? Do you REALLY? Think again and again.

If you still want to after a long thought, that's your body and your business. But remember you're handicapping yourself off the bat.
 
2013-09-22 06:32:06 PM  

doglover: You'll notice they're almost all words. From an aesthetics point, text is awful. Did Vermeer paint books? Da Vinci? Michelangelo? Did anyone? Hell, even hacks like Jackson Pollack stuck with shapes and colors.

Do you want to get a tattoo with words? Do you REALLY? Think again and again.

If you still want to after a long thought, that's your body and your business. But remember you're handicapping yourself off the bat.


www.geekytattoos.com
 
2013-09-22 06:38:39 PM  
The Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka wasn't that bad, the Louis Vuitton sleeve on the other hand.

/I did laugh way too much at the I'm going to kill you Ray Romano
 
2013-09-22 06:44:40 PM  
thepeoplescube.com
 
2013-09-22 06:48:06 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [thepeoplescube.com image 400x300]


Rightwingers can enjoy anal too.
 
2013-09-22 06:50:20 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: doglover: You'll notice they're almost all words. From an aesthetics point, text is awful. Did Vermeer paint books? Da Vinci? Michelangelo? Did anyone? Hell, even hacks like Jackson Pollack stuck with shapes and colors.

Do you want to get a tattoo with words? Do you REALLY? Think again and again.

If you still want to after a long thought, that's your body and your business. But remember you're handicapping yourself off the bat.

[www.geekytattoos.com image 333x500]


See what I mean? It's awful.

cdn.crushable.com
 
2013-09-22 06:54:37 PM  
This really needs to be posted to every tattoo parlor wall:

img2u.info
 
2013-09-22 06:59:24 PM  
I imagine that the Twilight lady does not experience doggy-style very often other than from confused gay men
 
2013-09-22 07:00:02 PM  
delafleur.com
 
2013-09-22 07:09:25 PM  
NO REGERTS
 
2013-09-22 07:10:45 PM  

VelcroFez: NO REGERTS


Keep going, it's get better.
 
2013-09-22 07:16:11 PM  

aiiee: [delafleur.com image 450x344]


I smiled
 
2013-09-22 07:25:05 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-09-22 07:31:41 PM  

Paris1127: [i.chzbgr.com image 480x274]


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-22 07:33:34 PM  
I like #6.  A certain generic irony.
 
2013-09-22 07:51:33 PM  
I like the "tattoo" tattoo.
 
2013-09-22 07:54:59 PM  

doglover: Mitch Taylor's Bro: doglover: You'll notice they're almost all words. From an aesthetics point, text is awful. Did Vermeer paint books? Da Vinci? Michelangelo? Did anyone? Hell, even hacks like Jackson Pollack stuck with shapes and colors.

Do you want to get a tattoo with words? Do you REALLY? Think again and again.

If you still want to after a long thought, that's your body and your business. But remember you're handicapping yourself off the bat.

[www.geekytattoos.com image 333x500]

See what I mean? It's awful.

[cdn.crushable.com image 490x582]


Yeah, I posted it to support your argument, not as a rebuttal.
 
2013-09-22 07:57:42 PM  
www.freetattoodesigns.org

Translation:  She takes it up the butt.....
 
2013-09-22 07:57:51 PM  
cdn.funnie.st
Literally everything in this picture is just plain wrong
 
2013-09-22 07:59:04 PM  
Holy shiat the FIRST one makes me wanna eat glass.
 
2013-09-22 07:59:27 PM  
OMGLOL Jesus/Willie Nelson doesn't make the list?

THAT'S SOME OL' BULLLLLLLLLshiat!
 
2013-09-22 08:00:13 PM  
I don't care what other people choose to do with their body.  Some of those were hilarious though, I liked the forehead penis butterfly.
 
2013-09-22 08:00:51 PM  
I have seen some bad tats in my time...........but oh my...............
 
2013-09-22 08:01:34 PM  
What is the story behind this one?

i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-22 08:01:41 PM  

Mangoose: Why haven't I seen the girl with Butt Slut on her rear in porn?

That seems like a valid question.


Because even for porn that's not enough mystery.
 
2013-09-22 08:02:44 PM  
Are those tittays or are those waterskins???????
 
2013-09-22 08:05:10 PM  

Canton: What is the story behind this one?


Once there was this cupcake, and he ate a lot of corn...
 
2013-09-22 08:05:23 PM  
cdn.funnie.st

So this idiot hasn't been to a concert in a decade, and he picks Nickelback?
Also saw Gwen Stefani twice, and still hasn't figured out how to spell her name right.

/looks like they just copy-pasta'd from this site
 
2013-09-22 08:05:31 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: I was thinking of getting a tattoo to commemorate a bucket list kinda thing happening in a month. Then I see these and think, "nopenopenope."


I found the design I wanted, started at for three years to make sure, and then finally did it. 7 years later I still like my tattoo.  It's a major decision, treat it that way.
 
2013-09-22 08:06:07 PM  
Some of those were actually funny.

Still waiting to see "This is my penis. There are many like it, but this one is mine...my penis is my life..."

/not really
 
2013-09-22 08:06:41 PM  

skantea: Mitch Taylor's Bro: I was thinking of getting a tattoo to commemorate a bucket list kinda thing happening in a month. Then I see these and think, "nopenopenope."

I found the design I wanted, started at for three years to make sure, and then finally did it. 7 years later I still like my tattoo.  It's a major decision, treat it that way.


*stared at it for three years to make sure...
 
2013-09-22 08:07:30 PM  
cdn.funnie.st

She should have left it that way, trolling is a art.
 
2013-09-22 08:07:56 PM  

Kittypie070: Are those tittays or are those waterskins???????


I like how the fat roll looks like a scrotum.  I wonder if she planned that.
 
2013-09-22 08:10:35 PM  
I imagine a fair few of these were done by apprentice 'friends' for the sake of experience because at the price professionals charge I would find it hard to believe people would make such poor permanent decisions.
 
2013-09-22 08:13:20 PM  
/oblig

cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2013-09-22 08:13:29 PM  
I also have no regerts.
 
2013-09-22 08:14:09 PM  
Some people hate themselves, some people don't want a decent job, and some people were on crack/meth/heroin/oxy.

What in Dog's name would possess people to get those tattoos? It's like they lack any kind of brain activity at all.
 
2013-09-22 08:14:47 PM  
I sure do hope this thread becomes a tattoo debate! That never happens here!
 
2013-09-22 08:16:25 PM  

skantea: Mitch Taylor's Bro: I was thinking of getting a tattoo to commemorate a bucket list kinda thing happening in a month. Then I see these and think, "nopenopenope."

I found the design I wanted, started at for three years to make sure, and then finally did it. 7 years later I still like my tattoo.  It's a major decision, treat it that way.


I did. I decided "nope."
 
2013-09-22 08:16:28 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: doglover: Mitch Taylor's Bro: doglover: You'll notice they're almost all words. From an aesthetics point, text is awful. Did Vermeer paint books? Da Vinci? Michelangelo? Did anyone? Hell, even hacks like Jackson Pollack stuck with shapes and colors.

Do you want to get a tattoo with words? Do you REALLY? Think again and again.

If you still want to after a long thought, that's your body and your business. But remember you're handicapping yourself off the bat.

[www.geekytattoos.com image 333x500]

See what I mean? It's awful.

[cdn.crushable.com image 490x582]

Yeah, I posted it to support your argument, not as a rebuttal.


The period makes it epic level trolling, though.
 
2013-09-22 08:16:30 PM  
I hope I'm not the only one who thinks a few of those aren't really tatoos.

#7 and 42, for example.
 
2013-09-22 08:17:31 PM  
a.espncdn.com
Remember this guy?

www.theinklinks.net
Or this woman?
 
2013-09-22 08:18:28 PM  

Mangoose: Why haven't I seen the girl with Butt Slut on her rear in porn?

That seems like a valid question.


I'm trying to remember the name of the nympho that had herself tattooed all over with cum dumpster and the like, her page was very sad.
 
2013-09-22 08:19:43 PM  
#29 actually looks neat.
 
2013-09-22 08:20:11 PM  
achelseaspot.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-22 08:21:32 PM  
A tattoo is just graffiti on your body.
 
2013-09-22 08:22:14 PM  
cdn-www.i-am-bored.com
 
2013-09-22 08:22:41 PM  

Fano: Mangoose: Why haven't I seen the girl with Butt Slut on her rear in porn?

That seems like a valid question.

I'm trying to remember the name of the nympho that had herself tattooed all over with cum dumpster and the like, her page was very sad.


Ah yes, Michelle the Pass Around Girl, NSFW
 
2013-09-22 08:24:32 PM  

rikkitikkitavi: [achelseaspot.files.wordpress.com image 400x268]


He got it fixed!

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/world-s-worst-tattoo-is-fixed- 18 2335990.html

I love my tattoos :P screw the haters.
 
2013-09-22 08:24:37 PM  

rikkitikkitavi: [achelseaspot.files.wordpress.com image 400x268]


i42.tinypic.com

/it got better
 
2013-09-22 08:24:47 PM  
What the hell is wrong with these people
 
2013-09-22 08:25:17 PM  

marius2: rikkitikkitavi: [achelseaspot.files.wordpress.com image 400x268]

He got it fixed!

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/world-s-worst-tattoo-is-fixed- 18 2335990.html

I love my tattoos :P screw the haters.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-09-22 08:25:36 PM  

Fano: Mangoose: Why haven't I seen the girl with Butt Slut on her rear in porn?

That seems like a valid question.

I'm trying to remember the name of the nympho that had herself tattooed all over with cum dumpster and the like, her page was very sad.


Is this it? Ads NSFW.
 
2013-09-22 08:25:43 PM  
cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2013-09-22 08:26:19 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

No butthole tattoos?
 
2013-09-22 08:26:25 PM  
Too many quad tats hitting the scene these days on 20-something women in Cali. I hope that fad passes quickly because seeing those muscles move is beautiful.
 
2013-09-22 08:26:32 PM  

ggecko: /oblig

(Herr KuhlEis pic)


Also oblig:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-22 08:26:34 PM  

Canton: What is the story behind this one?


The cupcake on the can is my favorite of the collection. It would be better only if it was surfing Fark on a tablet, like me.
 
2013-09-22 08:26:43 PM  
I can only hope some of those were just drawn on with sharpies, otherwise them people are just farking dumb.
 
2013-09-22 08:27:21 PM  
If you're going to get one pick out something decent and spend the money for a good tattoo artist.

For everyone in TFA: Here's yer sign.
 
2013-09-22 08:27:30 PM  
I thought 11 (the hot dog one) was sort of absurdly funny. Not that I'd get it personally, but I can see how it could be a good fit for the right person.
 
2013-09-22 08:27:46 PM  
#12 didn't get him the job he hoped for, and #45 was not only not called on down, she was stopped at the studio door.
 
2013-09-22 08:29:12 PM  
The elephant one is cool.
 
2013-09-22 08:29:29 PM  
Instead of getting a tattoo I grew an epic beard. The great thing about an epic beard is that not everyone can grow an epic beard and I can get rid of it in ten minutes.
 
2013-09-22 08:30:13 PM  
Holy fark on an inspired sanctimonious harmonious Enlightened castrated feninized masculinated hydrolighted manifoldaderated reiterated stick.

This is awesome.
 
2013-09-22 08:30:35 PM  
16 is very well done, funny, and a social statement as well. I approve.
 
2013-09-22 08:31:16 PM  

Fano: Fano: Mangoose: Why haven't I seen the girl with Butt Slut on her rear in porn?

That seems like a valid question.

I'm trying to remember the name of the nympho that had herself tattooed all over with cum dumpster and the like, her page was very sad.

Ah yes, Michelle the Pass Around Girl, NSFW


A woman that cums with instructions?
 
2013-09-22 08:32:33 PM  

Fano: I'm trying to remember the name of the nympho that had herself tattooed all over with cum dumpster and the like, her page was very sad.


Pass around girl.  Very NSFW https://www.google.com/search?q=pass+around+girl&client=firefox-a&hs= T bv&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=1os_UqS yCoWY2gW954BI&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1155&bih=665&dpr=1.25
 
2013-09-22 08:32:38 PM  

maram500: Some people hate themselves, some people don't want a decent job, and some people were on crack/meth/heroin/oxy.

What in Dog's name would possess people to get those tattoos? It's like they lack any kind of brain activity at all.


They're free spirits. Non-conformists. They don't care what anyone thinks of them, man. Consequences on quality of life be damned!
 
2013-09-22 08:33:52 PM  

divx88: No butthole tattoos?


She is so hot.

Sorry. I can't help it.
 
2013-09-22 08:34:01 PM  

wildcardjack: Instead of getting a tattoo I grew an epic beard. The great thing about an epic beard is that not everyone can grow an epic beard and I can get rid of it in ten minutes.


Also, you can braid things into it like beer mugs.
 
2013-09-22 08:34:47 PM  
The Clay Aiken one is especially bad/funny because 1) Aiken is now so obscure the site had to put his name in parentheses because his face is no longer famous enough for us to remember without help and 2) The protagonist who gets all the awful tattoos in the Weird Al song "Another Tattoo" has one.
 
2013-09-22 08:35:12 PM  

MechaPyx: If you're going to get one pick out something decent and spend the money for a good tattoo artist.

For everyone in TFA: Here's yer sign.


So much this. The "artist" makes or breaks the best design
 
2013-09-22 08:35:47 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: Mangoose: Why haven't I seen the girl with Butt Slut on her rear in porn?

That seems like a valid question.

How do you think she paid for the tattoo?


www.newsrealblog.com
 
2013-09-22 08:36:36 PM  

doglover: wildcardjack: Instead of getting a tattoo I grew an epic beard. The great thing about an epic beard is that not everyone can grow an epic beard and I can get rid of it in ten minutes.

Also, you can braid things into it like beer mugs.


I'd love to grow one. Work forbids it though. They don't, however, forbid tattoos. Hence, tattoos.

/White collar job (which conveniently hides most of said tattoos)
 
2013-09-22 08:37:00 PM  
I like the elephant.
 
2013-09-22 08:37:22 PM  
Canton:

*shakes tiny fist*

Loooveee yoooou
 
2013-09-22 08:38:17 PM  

megarian: I like the elephant.


megarian:

She is so hot.

Sorry. I can't help it.


Yep, you're perfect.
 
2013-09-22 08:39:11 PM  

megarian: Holy fark on an inspired sanctimonious harmonious Enlightened castrated feninized masculinated hydrolighted manifoldaderated reiterated stick.

This is awesome.


Kiss your mother with that mouth?
 
2013-09-22 08:39:21 PM  

megarian: I like the elephant.


Same here.
 
2013-09-22 08:40:32 PM  

Canton: What is the story behind this one?

[i40.tinypic.com image 552x630]


He wanted the American Thinker logo but the tattoo artist is a liberal.
 
2013-09-22 08:41:18 PM  

Lamadin: doglover: wildcardjack: Instead of getting a tattoo I grew an epic beard. The great thing about an epic beard is that not everyone can grow an epic beard and I can get rid of it in ten minutes.

Also, you can braid things into it like beer mugs.

I'd love to grow one. Work forbids it though. They don't, however, forbid tattoos. Hence, tattoos.

/White collar job (which conveniently hides most of said tattoos)


I'm glad for your sake they forbid sinking an ice pick into your own brain. At least I assume they do as you're still here posting.
 
2013-09-22 08:46:56 PM  
I like the concept of 2 and 10, but they could be better executed.  The suspenders is clever.  All the others are complete trash.
 
2013-09-22 08:47:33 PM  
I am really surprised the "Pass--Around Girl" (NSFW) did not make the list.

She is a walking illustration of how tattoos can be used to degrade human dignity.
 
2013-09-22 08:48:16 PM  

theknuckler_33: maram500: Some people hate themselves, some people don't want a decent job, and some people were on crack/meth/heroin/oxy.

What in Dog's name would possess people to get those tattoos? It's like they lack any kind of brain activity at all.

They're free spirits. Non-conformists. They don't care what anyone thinks of them, man. Consequences on quality of life be damned!


Oh yes--"free spirits" and "non-conformists." Getting a stupid tattoo (or a tattoo at all, and the vast majority are stupid) seems to be conforming in and of itself. As a very wise man once said (and I'm paraphrasing because lazy), if you want to be a non-conformist, go stick your head in a book at the library like the Asian kids. They don't care what people think.
 
2013-09-22 08:53:17 PM  

maram500: Oh yes--"free spirits" and "non-conformists." Getting a stupid tattoo (or a tattoo at all, and the vast majority are stupid) seems to be conforming in and of itself. As a very wise man once said (and I'm paraphrasing because lazy), if you want to be a non-conformist, go stick your head in a book at the library like the Asian kids. They don't care what people other than their parents who want them to grow up to be the perfect model asian kidthink.


Not saying there is anything with reading at the library, but you picked a terrible example for non-conformity.
 
2013-09-22 08:53:38 PM  

Krymson Tyde: I also have no regerts.


NO REGERTS bows, takes its place at the right hand of Vodak.
 
2013-09-22 08:56:23 PM  
The "Tattoo" one is good, but I wouldn't want to be stuck with it
 
2013-09-22 08:56:27 PM  

wildcardjack: Instead of getting a tattoo I grew an epic beard. The great thing about an epic beard is that not everyone can grow an epic beard and I can get rid of it in ten minutes.


i.chzbgr.com

Why not just tattoo a beard on?

some 80s fads tattooed on people:

atariage.comwww.tattooset.coms4.hubimg.com
 
2013-09-22 08:56:42 PM  

puckrock2000: [cdn.funnie.st image 465x630]

So this idiot hasn't been to a concert in a decade, and he picks Nickelback?
Also saw Gwen Stefani twice, and still hasn't figured out how to spell her name right.

/looks like they just copy-pasta'd from this site


I buy a t-shirt at each concert I go to (mostly metal, because fark you) just to show people where I've been. It's never occurred to me to tattoo the artist/date on myself. Or to get my ticket stub tattooed on my entire forearm (#5). These ideas open whole new avenues of possibility...

/#1 shoulda been #48. You don't want people clicking back off your page immediately.
 
2013-09-22 08:57:20 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: Lamadin: doglover: wildcardjack: Instead of getting a tattoo I grew an epic beard. The great thing about an epic beard is that not everyone can grow an epic beard and I can get rid of it in ten minutes.

Also, you can braid things into it like beer mugs.

I'd love to grow one. Work forbids it though. They don't, however, forbid tattoos. Hence, tattoos.

/White collar job (which conveniently hides most of said tattoos)

I'm glad for your sake they forbid sinking an ice pick into your own brain. At least I assume they do as you're still here posting.


Growing a beard is like killing yourself?

Grow up, kid.
 
2013-09-22 08:59:04 PM  

maram500: As a very wise man once said (and I'm paraphrasing because lazy), if you want to be a non-conformist, go stick your head in a book at the library like the Asian kids. They don't care what people think.


There was a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon (which I will also just describe...also lazy) where Calvin pointed out that the headbangers that listened to heavy loud music had grown up to become the establishment. So to rebel, he was going to listen to nothing but elevator music...very quietly.

/It's the same basic joke, people.
 
2013-09-22 09:00:22 PM  
Man those were terrible.
 
2013-09-22 09:02:35 PM  

AnyName: Fano: I'm trying to remember the name of the nympho that had herself tattooed all over with cum dumpster and the like, her page was very sad.

Pass around girl.  Very NSFW https://www.google.com/search?q=pass+around+girl&client=firefox-a&hs= T bv&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=1os_UqS yCoWY2gW954BI&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1155&bih=665&dpr=1.25


2nd image on that search.... tattoos!!

www.xenex.org
 
2013-09-22 09:07:39 PM  

marius2: rikkitikkitavi: [achelseaspot.files.wordpress.com image 400x268]

He got it fixed!

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/world-s-worst-tattoo-is-fixed- 18 2335990.html

I love my tattoos :P screw the haters.


Same. Two tats, no regerts
 
2013-09-22 09:07:44 PM  
#33 should see a doctor about that...
 
2013-09-22 09:11:45 PM  

maram500: the Asian kids. They don't care what people think.


No, they just don't care what most people think.

i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-09-22 09:12:48 PM  

maram500: Some people hate themselves, some people don't want a decent job, and some people were on crack/meth/heroin/oxy.

What in Dog's name would possess people to get those tattoos? It's like they lack any kind of brain activity at all.


Yes.
 
2013-09-22 09:13:16 PM  
I'd share pics of mine but I cannot on a phone.
 
2013-09-22 09:14:40 PM  
There's a new contender!

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-09-22 09:15:28 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: Lamadin: doglover: wildcardjack: Instead of getting a tattoo I grew an epic beard. The great thing about an epic beard is that not everyone can grow an epic beard and I can get rid of it in ten minutes.

Also, you can braid things into it like beer mugs.

I'd love to grow one. Work forbids it though. They don't, however, forbid tattoos. Hence, tattoos.

/White collar job (which conveniently hides most of said tattoos)

I'm glad for your sake they forbid sinking an ice pick into your own brain. At least I assume they do as you're still here posting.


I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that if his work did allow ice picks to the head, he still wouldn't do it because he doesn't want to.  It's entirely likely that his desire for tattoos is totally independent of whether they're allowed or not at his place of work, just like his desire for a beard is independent of the rules.

But then, this is a tattoo thread.  And we all know that logic is frowned upon in tattoo threads.
 
2013-09-22 09:15:40 PM  
mimg.ugo.com
 
2013-09-22 09:16:06 PM  

MassAsster: megarian: Holy fark on an inspired sanctimonious harmonious Enlightened castrated feninized masculinated hydrolighted manifoldaderated reiterated stick.

This is awesome.

Kiss your mother with that mouth?


Um. Yes. Mostly.
 
2013-09-22 09:17:20 PM  

Lachwen: Mambo Bananapatch: Lamadin: doglover: wildcardjack: Instead of getting a tattoo I grew an epic beard. The great thing about an epic beard is that not everyone can grow an epic beard and I can get rid of it in ten minutes.

Also, you can braid things into it like beer mugs.

I'd love to grow one. Work forbids it though. They don't, however, forbid tattoos. Hence, tattoos.

/White collar job (which conveniently hides most of said tattoos)

I'm glad for your sake they forbid sinking an ice pick into your own brain. At least I assume they do as you're still here posting.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that if his work did allow ice picks to the head, he still wouldn't do it because he doesn't want to.  It's entirely likely that his desire for tattoos is totally independent of whether they're allowed or not at his place of work, just like his desire for a beard is independent of the rules.

But then, this is a tattoo thread.  And we all know that logic is frowned upon in tattoo threads.


What he said. I just didn't want to waste the energy responding to a moran.
 
2013-09-22 09:17:38 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: puckrock2000: [cdn.funnie.st image 465x630]

So this idiot hasn't been to a concert in a decade, and he picks Nickelback?
Also saw Gwen Stefani twice, and still hasn't figured out how to spell her name right.

/looks like they just copy-pasta'd from this site

I buy a t-shirt at each concert I go to (mostly metal, because fark you) just to show people where I've been. It's never occurred to me to tattoo the artist/date on myself. Or to get my ticket stub tattooed on my entire forearm (#5). These ideas open whole new avenues of possibility...

/#1 shoulda been #48. You don't want people clicking back off your page immediately.



I met "Weird" Al Yankovic after a concert one time and I jokingly said if he autographed my arm, I'd get it tattooed there. He did. So, I went ahead and had it tattooed. Figured I'd be the only one who could say that!

/and six months later I found out just how wrong I was...
//Noting new under the sun...
 
2013-09-22 09:17:50 PM  
https://db.tt/lultrfsw

Here's one
 
2013-09-22 09:18:00 PM  
 
2013-09-22 09:18:27 PM  
https://db.tt/hJJ5NABJ
 
2013-09-22 09:18:47 PM  

marius2: megarian: I like the elephant.

megarian:

She is so hot.

Sorry. I can't help it.

Yep, you're perfect.


Teeeeeeheheheheheeee
 
2013-09-22 09:20:00 PM  

megarian: marius2: megarian: I like the elephant.

megarian:

She is so hot.

Sorry. I can't help it.

Yep, you're perfect.

Teeeeeeheheheheheeee


Hey I keep trying to tell her that, but she never talks to me.
 
2013-09-22 09:21:08 PM  
maram500: theknuckler_33: maram500: Some people hate themselves, some people don't want a decent job, and some people were on crack/meth/heroin/oxy.

What in Dog's name would possess people to get those tattoos? It's like they lack any kind of brain activity at all.

They're free spirits. Non-conformists. They don't care what anyone thinks of them, man. Consequences on quality of life be damned!

Oh yes--"free spirits" and "non-conformists." Getting a stupid tattoo (or a tattoo at all, and the vast majority are stupid) seems to be conforming in and of itself. As a very wise man once said (and I'm paraphrasing because lazy), if you want to be a non-conformist, go stick your head in a book at the library like the Asian kids. They don't care what people think.


Ah yes, I forgot.  The only way to be non-conformist is to conform to the stereotype of bookworm.

/I have my tattoos because I like them, and they carry significance to me.
//All can be covered with sleeves.
 
2013-09-22 09:22:10 PM  

sithon: I like the "tattoo" tattoo.


I came here to say this. I've secretly wanted a tattoo that says tattoo. Or one that says word.

But I admit the Leviticus 19:28 one is pure brilliance. I'm in awe.
 
2013-09-22 09:26:03 PM  
MOAR
1.bp.blogspot.com


This one is just awesome:
www.ilyke.net
 
2013-09-22 09:26:51 PM  
my friend has "comic sans" written in helvetica on his arm...
 
2013-09-22 09:30:39 PM  

Kit Fister: megarian: marius2: megarian: I like the elephant.

megarian:

She is so hot.

Sorry. I can't help it.

Yep, you're perfect.

Teeeeeeheheheheheeee

Hey I keep trying to tell her that, but she never talks to me.


KIT! I don't wanna hear your shiat!

I love the fark out of you and you make me laugh when I'm not supposed to more than anyone.

So stoppit and send me hilarious/inappropriate/morbid things when I get my email fixed (on the 26th). I made email-linking mistakes in my life. DON'T JUDGE MEEEE! You're not my probation officer!

So stoppit. I don't wanna hit you but I kinds wanna hit you.

Oh fark the cops are here. Marius...you're an asshole. IT WAS A LOVE TAP!
 
2013-09-22 09:33:14 PM  

Kit Fister: megarian: marius2: megarian: I like the elephant.

megarian:

She is so hot.

Sorry. I can't help it.

Yep, you're perfect.

Teeeeeeheheheheheeee

Hey I keep trying to tell her that, but she never talks to me.


I was facebook friends with her for awhile. She's actually kinda cool. Not very bright.
 
2013-09-22 09:35:09 PM  

clutchcargo2002: Kit Fister: megarian: marius2: megarian: I like the elephant.

megarian:

She is so hot.

Sorry. I can't help it.

Yep, you're perfect.

Teeeeeeheheheheheeee

Hey I keep trying to tell her that, but she never talks to me.

I was facebook friends with her for awhile. She's actually kinda cool. Not very bright.


I agree.

Also, I'm over the arson thing.
 
2013-09-22 09:37:17 PM  

mesmer242: I thought 11 (the hot dog one) was sort of absurdly funny. Not that I'd get it personally, but I can see how it could be a good fit for the right person.


Yup. It was done well, just really strange. If you run a hot dog shop or something, or you're like World Hot Dog Eating Champion, it's kinda cool.

If you just like hot dogs.... not so much.
 
2013-09-22 09:40:35 PM  
i278.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-22 09:41:11 PM  
I have to call Sharpie on some of those.

www.dogbreedinfo.com
 
2013-09-22 09:44:01 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com

This tattoo is so bad it let the terrorists win.
 
2013-09-22 09:44:07 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Paris1127: [i.chzbgr.com image 480x274]

It's important, however, to look at the verse in context. This passage in Leviticus, including the surrounding text, is specifically dealing with the pagan religious rituals of the people living around the Israelites. God's desire is to set his people apart from other cultures. The focus here is prohibiting worldly, heathen worship and witchcraft. God forbids his holy people to engage in idolatrous, pagan worship and sorcery which imitates the heathens. He does this out of protection, because he knows this will lead them away from the one true God.

Just an angle to consider.


It appears that this majestic God is a petty asshole from this angle as well.
 
2013-09-22 09:46:18 PM  
I've considered getting tats before, but having done my fair share of autopsies and described more than my share of tats, I always thought that they just sound so ridiculous -- "humanoid with orb", "dragon with flames". Now when I see a heavily tatted person I think about what a pain it would be to measure and describe all of them on the person (which you have to do as part of a routine external examination at an autopsy).  Generally they appeared to be a summary of the poor choices made by the person that ended them up on a cold metal slab.
 

- bs
 
2013-09-22 09:46:42 PM  
clutchcargo2002

My Facebook isn't real. Not even close. Email me if you are serious.


Boy, do I have some funny shiat to tell you. EIP.
 
2013-09-22 09:50:38 PM  
media2.newsnet5.com


/dead giveaway
 
2013-09-22 09:53:16 PM  
No regerts (or no ragrets if you've seen We're the Millers) seems like a koan.
 
2013-09-22 09:56:19 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: maram500: As a very wise man once said (and I'm paraphrasing because lazy), if you want to be a non-conformist, go stick your head in a book at the library like the Asian kids. They don't care what people think.

There was a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon (which I will also just describe...also lazy) where Calvin pointed out that the headbangers that listened to heavy loud music had grown up to become the establishment. So to rebel, he was going to listen to nothing but elevator music...very quietly.

/It's the same basic joke, people.


You're right that would make an AWESOME tattoo!
 
2013-09-22 10:03:27 PM  

LordOfThePings: I have to call Sharpie on some of those.

[www.dogbreedinfo.com image 275x194]


One would hope...and pray...and pray even harder.
 
2013-09-22 10:13:12 PM  
I like the one that just says "tattoo".
 
2013-09-22 10:13:38 PM  

brokenslide: I've considered getting tats before, but having done my fair share of autopsies and described more than my share of tats, I always thought that they just sound so ridiculous -- "humanoid with orb", "dragon with flames". Now when I see a heavily tatted person I think about what a pain it would be to measure and describe all of them on the person (which you have to do as part of a routine external examination at an autopsy).  Generally they appeared to be a summary of the poor choices made by the person that ended them up on a cold metal slab.
 

- bs


You don't want me on your table.  All those boxes for identifying marks and scars?  I stop writing after the first thirty.
 
2013-09-22 10:15:30 PM  
www.rightwingnews.com
 
2013-09-22 10:15:59 PM  
megarian:

 I get my email fixed (on the 26th).

So that's why you haven't responded....
 
2013-09-22 10:17:48 PM  
i.chzbgr.com

I'm finished with this thread
 
2013-09-22 10:22:21 PM  

marius2: megarian:

 I get my email fixed (on the 26th).

So that's why you haven't responded....


YOU TAKE THAT BULLshiat UP WITH um....I dunno....probably he really nice and smart tech guys that get paid shiat and work forever. ;)
 
2013-09-22 10:22:22 PM  
I will enjoy turning down all of their employment applications.
 
2013-09-22 10:23:20 PM  

LordOfThePings: I have to call Sharpie on some of those.

[www.dogbreedinfo.com image 275x194]


laughingsquid.com
 
2013-09-22 10:25:41 PM  

megarian: marius2: megarian:

 I get my email fixed (on the 26th).

So that's why you haven't responded....

YOU TAKE THAT BULLshiat UP WITH um....I dunno....probably he really nice and smart tech guys that get paid shiat and work forever. ;)


Hehehe, poor tech guys
 
2013-09-22 10:25:46 PM  

Fano: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x763]

This tattoo is so bad it let the terrorists win.


Also, she's so blandly mediocre in appearance that if it weren't for sporting a big derpy tattoo in a beauty pageant, she'd just be the 2nd or 3rd hottest mom on the sidelines at any random kids' soccer game.
 
2013-09-22 10:30:24 PM  
I have issues with the whole "bad tattoo" idea. There is the Badly Executed Tattoo catagory and the Tattoo That I Would Never Get catagory. I have a few of them. Only one is visible in my general every day clothing. I didn't get them to be cool or rebellious. All of them mean something to me. No Tweety Birds, celebrity names, or bible quotes. I can't see myself regretting the tattoo of my kid's kisses. I've thought all of mine out because they all represent something for me. I don't generally care if anyone understands them or likes them. My tattoos are for me and no one else. If people choose to judge me because they can see the small tattoo on my wrist then that is thier issue not mine.
 
2013-09-22 10:33:45 PM  

Fire Babe: I have issues with the whole "bad tattoo" idea. There is the Badly Executed Tattoo catagory and the Tattoo That I Would Never Get catagory. I have a few of them. Only one is visible in my general every day clothing. I didn't get them to be cool or rebellious. All of them mean something to me. No Tweety Birds, celebrity names, or bible quotes. I can't see myself regretting the tattoo of my kid's kisses. I've thought all of mine out because they all represent something for me. I don't generally care if anyone understands them or likes them. My tattoos are for me and no one else. If people choose to judge me because they can see the small tattoo on my wrist then that is thier issue not mine.


That would make a great tattoo!
 
2013-09-22 10:36:13 PM  

Drinkthewater: Canton: What is the story behind this one?

The cupcake on the can is my favorite of the collection. It would be better only if it was surfing Fark on a tablet, like me.


Mine too, actually. But I remain mystified by it, that cupcake on the can...

marius2: Canton:

*shakes tiny fist*

Loooveee yoooou


Awwwww! Well, great minds and all, right?
 
2013-09-22 10:39:37 PM  
Came for "My name is..." pic fore and aft. Leaving disappointed.
 
2013-09-22 10:49:41 PM  
Now that tattoos are mainstream instead of being rebellious and cool, how long before the new rebellion is not having any tattoos at all?
 
2013-09-22 10:52:30 PM  

WordsnCollision: Fire Babe: I have issues with the whole "bad tattoo" idea. There is the Badly Executed Tattoo catagory and the Tattoo That I Would Never Get catagory. I have a few of them. Only one is visible in my general every day clothing. I didn't get them to be cool or rebellious. All of them mean something to me. No Tweety Birds, celebrity names, or bible quotes. I can't see myself regretting the tattoo of my kid's kisses. I've thought all of mine out because they all represent something for me. I don't generally care if anyone understands them or likes them. My tattoos are for me and no one else. If people choose to judge me because they can see the small tattoo on my wrist then that is thier issue not mine.

That would make a great tattoo!


Too tired to proofread my posts apparently. Still, no regerts!
 
2013-09-22 10:57:12 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-22 11:00:07 PM  

vygramul: somedude210: Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too

Came here to say that.


That's Ewan McGregor showing his pride.
 
2013-09-22 11:00:30 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Paris1127: [i.chzbgr.com image 480x274]

It's important, however, to look at the verse in context. This passage in Leviticus, including the surrounding text, is specifically dealing with the pagan religious rituals of the people living around the Israelites. God's desire is to set his people apart from other cultures. The focus here is prohibiting worldly, heathen worship and witchcraft. God forbids his holy people to engage in idolatrous, pagan worship and sorcery which imitates the heathens. He does this out of protection, because he knows this will lead them away from the one true God.

Just an angle to consider.


Or it's just a bunch of rules made up by priests trying to control the people and retain control and political power and wealth.

Just an angle to consider.
 
2013-09-22 11:15:13 PM  

Mangoose: Why haven't I seen the girl with Butt Slut on her rear in porn?

That seems like a valid question.


If you had your ENTIRE basement filled with monitors wall to wall, floor to ceiling, you still couldnt watch all the porn that's out there if you watched all of them 24/7 for your entire life.  Do you understand how much porn there is on the tubez??  It's an astronomical amount..   It's there, you just haven't found it (yet)

/good luck
//email me if you find it
///eip
 
2013-09-22 11:22:50 PM  
These tattoos save the rest of us the time it would take to get to know these people.
 
2013-09-22 11:29:21 PM  
somedude210: Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too

I scrolled past it twice going "where's the damn tat?"

// scrolls fast
 
2013-09-22 11:29:40 PM  

untaken_name: LordOfThePings: I have to call Sharpie on some of those.

[www.dogbreedinfo.com image 275x194]

[laughingsquid.com image 640x482]


Am I dumb for needing to google that to see if it was real?
 
2013-09-22 11:29:55 PM  

untaken_name: Now that tattoos are mainstream instead of being rebellious and cool, how long before the new rebellion is not having any tattoos at all?


Who cares. I like mine.

Anyone who "rebels" against society to fit in is a moron. You have to be like Diogenes and just do what's right, regardless.
 
2013-09-22 11:39:00 PM  
The elephant one just might be the only tattoo I have ever seen that could possibly get better looking as the person ages.
 
2013-09-22 11:39:13 PM  
I like the tattoos of current fads, tech, slang, bands, celebrities.  How cool they will be 30 years from now.  The "iphones suck" one comes to mind.
 
2013-09-22 11:39:20 PM  

brainiac-dumdum: [i278.photobucket.com image 428x700]


Hahaha!  That's fantastic!
 
2013-09-22 11:54:32 PM  
What's up with number 13???  It's all sorts of messed up!
 
2013-09-22 11:55:25 PM  

untaken_name: Now that tattoos are mainstream instead of being rebellious and cool, how long before the new rebellion is not having any tattoos at all?


My wife is like that.  Pure virgin skin, wants one but doesnt want to 'conform'.   I guess I have enough for the both of us.
 
2013-09-22 11:55:34 PM  

Lamadin: Lachwen: Mambo Bananapatch: Lamadin: doglover: wildcardjack: Instead of getting a tattoo I grew an epic beard. The great thing about an epic beard is that not everyone can grow an epic beard and I can get rid of it in ten minutes.

Also, you can braid things into it like beer mugs.

I'd love to grow one. Work forbids it though. They don't, however, forbid tattoos. Hence, tattoos.

/White collar job (which conveniently hides most of said tattoos)

I'm glad for your sake they forbid sinking an ice pick into your own brain. At least I assume they do as you're still here posting.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that if his work did allow ice picks to the head, he still wouldn't do it because he doesn't want to.  It's entirely likely that his desire for tattoos is totally independent of whether they're allowed or not at his place of work, just like his desire for a beard is independent of the rules.

But then, this is a tattoo thread.  And we all know that logic is frowned upon in tattoo threads.

What he said. I just didn't want to waste the energy responding to a moran.


I'm actually a she, but that's OK.

/have one tattoo
//on my inner right wrist
///a couple more planned, just need the money
////my slashies never come in threes
 
2013-09-23 12:10:57 AM  

Lamadin: I sure do hope this thread becomes a tattoo debate! That never happens here!


There is no debate - tattoos suck.
 
2013-09-23 12:12:33 AM  

vygramul: somedude210: Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too

Came here to say that.


As did I. Last one out of the thread, turn off the lights and let the cat in.
 
2013-09-23 12:13:22 AM  
worse tattoo i've seen was a chick with the tattoo "trailer park trash" written on her neck, a friend of mine whose a tattoo artist told me about how this guy's ex would give a little for free tats, so he had a buddy of his come talk to her about free tats and she boinked him for it (she had no clue they knew each other). In an ironic twist, his buddy called him when he was finishing up the tat and he walked in as the tat was done.

He basically dropped off a few garbage bags along with a mirror to check her new tat out.

/she still has it after 3 years, ironically she is a denny's waitress of all things.
//worse tat I've seen was a neo nazis with a tattoo of one of the nazi Doctors, Joseph mengla or something - I've seen a few hitler tatoos, an african american with an entire arm tattooed (not like you can really make it out unless you look extremely close).
///Lowell correction officer told me about how some idiots dyed their EYES with tattoo guns, not sure how this can be accomplished or even if its safe? it would be funny to see
 
2013-09-23 12:13:52 AM  

LavenderWolf: vygramul: somedude210: Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too

Came here to say that.

As did I. Last one out of the thread, turn off the lights and let the cat in.



I guess it's sort of funny until you realize that IT'S ON YOUR BODY FOREVER.
 
2013-09-23 12:15:31 AM  

theknuckler_33: [cdn.funnie.st image 640x508]
Literally everything in this picture is just plain wrong


Why does that foot seem like a hand? wtf?
 
2013-09-23 12:15:45 AM  

brainiac-dumdum: [i278.photobucket.com image 428x700]


That's pretty stupid, but so, so awesome. I can hear Bobby screaming lol.
 
2013-09-23 12:16:07 AM  

Phinn: LavenderWolf: vygramul: somedude210: Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too

Came here to say that.

As did I. Last one out of the thread, turn off the lights and let the cat in.

I guess it's sort of funny until you realize that IT'S ON YOUR BODY FOREVER.


Oh, duh. I wouldn't get that in a million years. It makes me happy that someone did, though.
 
2013-09-23 12:19:24 AM  
I stopped at the Clay Aiken tattoo.  Clay's great, but a tattoo?  I'm out man.  I'm out.
 
2013-09-23 12:19:41 AM  
I'm considering getting my two sons' names tattooed on my arms. Thankfully my wife hasn't asked me why I haven't considered getting her name tattooed...
 
2013-09-23 12:20:43 AM  

LavenderWolf: Phinn: LavenderWolf: vygramul: somedude210: Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too

Came here to say that.

As did I. Last one out of the thread, turn off the lights and let the cat in.

I guess it's sort of funny until you realize that IT'S ON YOUR BODY FOREVER.

Oh, duh. I wouldn't get that in a million years. It makes me happy that someone did, though.


I still don't understand how they hold up your pants though.
 
2013-09-23 12:23:24 AM  
CSB time:
Our smoking area at work is located between out parking lot and the courthouse. It makes or great people watching as is, but, one day, I'm out smoking and notice this white trashy blonde digging something out of her car. Her shirt's riding up in back and I notice a tramp stamp. Curious guy that I am, I get close enough to see what it says. I had to do a double take. It said "Cream Pie"
End CSB
 
2013-09-23 12:25:06 AM  

puckrock2000: ggecko: /oblig

(Herr KuhlEis pic)

Also oblig:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 642x549]


I think people like that suffer from some severe, undiagnosed adrenaline and/or hormonal issues. Along with whatever mental issues he may have.
 
2013-09-23 12:25:51 AM  

belhade: I'm considering getting my two sons' names tattooed on my arms. Thankfully my wife hasn't asked me why I haven't considered getting her name tattooed...


"Because you can divorce your wife."
 
2013-09-23 12:26:30 AM  

Lamadin: I'd love to grow one. Work forbids it though. They don't, however, forbid tattoos. Hence, tattoos.


Hence, you need to get a tattoo of a beard where your beard would go.
 
2013-09-23 12:31:29 AM  

Fano: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x763]

This tattoo is so bad it let the terrorists win.


You know for the first time I read what her tattoo says.. Isn't that the Serenity prayer used in AA meetings?

/Hot chick, that likes to drink, with clear issues.
 
2013-09-23 12:32:09 AM  

Gunderson: some 80s fads tattooed on people:


When I first got into ebay seriously a couple years back, the first guy I bought a 'lot' from had a 5" Mario right on his bicep in plain view and his phone had some Nintendo NES tune as a ringtone. Seemed nice enough at first but over time I learned to back away slowly without sudden movements, despite the fact that MY game collection would probably make a lot of Farkers very jealous...

/dude stalked me on facebook briefly
//all hail the 'block' option
 
2013-09-23 12:41:11 AM  

Canton: rikkitikkitavi: [achelseaspot.files.wordpress.com image 400x268]



/it got better


I'm so relieved to see that. Every time I saw that shiatty memorial tattoo, I'd get a get a 15 minute case of the sads. Seriously thanks for the update.
 
2013-09-23 12:50:25 AM  

Aidan: sithon: I like the "tattoo" tattoo.

I came here to say this. I've secretly wanted a tattoo that says tattoo. Or one that says word.



I have a friend who actually kind of DOES have a tattoo that says word. Ok, it says "logos" in Greek lettering, which isn't quite the same thing, but, um... it does sorta translate to 'word'.

Richard_The_Clown: Fuggin Bizzy: puckrock2000: [cdn.funnie.st image 465x630]

So this idiot hasn't been to a concert in a decade, and he picks Nickelback?
Also saw Gwen Stefani twice, and still hasn't figured out how to spell her name right.

/looks like they just copy-pasta'd from this site

I buy a t-shirt at each concert I go to (mostly metal, because fark you) just to show people where I've been. It's never occurred to me to tattoo the artist/date on myself. Or to get my ticket stub tattooed on my entire forearm (#5). These ideas open whole new avenues of possibility...

/#1 shoulda been #48. You don't want people clicking back off your page immediately.


I met "Weird" Al Yankovic after a concert one time and I jokingly said if he autographed my arm, I'd get it tattooed there. He did. So, I went ahead and had it tattooed. Figured I'd be the only one who could say that!

/and six months later I found out just how wrong I was...
//Noting new under the sun...


At least you got a csb out of it.
 
2013-09-23 12:58:17 AM  

marius2: rikkitikkitavi: [achelseaspot.files.wordpress.com image 400x268]

He got it fixed!

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/world-s-worst-tattoo-is-fixed- 18 2335990.html

I love my tattoos :P screw the haters.


...Dude, mad props to the guy who fixed it, Scott Versago over at Empire Ink.  It's one thing to be able to make a great picture on a blank canvas, it's quite another to take one that's horrible and turn it great.
 
2013-09-23 01:04:09 AM  

ladyfortuna: Gunderson: some 80s fads tattooed on people:

When I first got into ebay seriously a couple years back, the first guy I bought a 'lot' from had a 5" Mario right on his bicep in plain view and his phone had some Nintendo NES tune as a ringtone. Seemed nice enough at first but over time I learned to back away slowly without sudden movements, despite the fact that MY game collection would probably make a lot of Farkers very jealous...

/dude stalked me on facebook briefly
//all hail the 'block' option


Look, I wasn't stalking you. I was just trying to be friendly.
 
2013-09-23 01:22:31 AM  
I am not a fan of tattoos, which is why I don't have one. I honestly don't know what I would get too. There isn't anything I care for enough to permanently etch on myself.

I like watching Tattoo Nightmares, okay show. There are worse ones on that show but jeez some of the ones on the slides how are bad.
 
2013-09-23 02:30:09 AM  

Yes this is dog: ladyfortuna: Gunderson: some 80s fads tattooed on people:

When I first got into ebay seriously a couple years back, the first guy I bought a 'lot' from had a 5" Mario right on his bicep in plain view and his phone had some Nintendo NES tune as a ringtone. Seemed nice enough at first but over time I learned to back away slowly without sudden movements, despite the fact that MY game collection would probably make a lot of Farkers very jealous...

/dude stalked me on facebook briefly
//all hail the 'block' option

Look, I wasn't stalking you. I was just trying to be friendly.


Heh. Unless you live in my town, it's a different guy :D
 
2013-09-23 02:41:13 AM  
th09.deviantart.net

Met a guy at the art school I attended who had the sword tattooed on his chest with "It's Dangerous to go Alone" tattooed as a 'collar' tat...he was 19. Words fail...


/35, ex Navy, multiple tats, mostly Americana/Military
 
2013-09-23 03:07:13 AM  
 
2013-09-23 03:11:20 AM  

belhade: I'm considering getting my two sons' names tattooed on my arms. Thankfully my wife hasn't asked me why I haven't considered getting her name tattooed...


Is it because you think it's funny to not like your wife?
 
2013-09-23 03:52:32 AM  

doglover: Pony Tattoo


And it's not even a G3 pony?  Ouch.  Maybe he has a daughter...
 
2013-09-23 04:01:34 AM  
 
2013-09-23 07:13:06 AM  

doglover: Anyone who "rebels" against society to fit in is a moron.


Agreed, but what you're failing to consider is that there are a heck of a lot of morons out there.
 
2013-09-23 07:14:04 AM  

Yes this is dog: untaken_name: LordOfThePings: I have to call Sharpie on some of those.

[www.dogbreedinfo.com image 275x194]

[laughingsquid.com image 640x482]

Am I dumb for needing to google that to see if it was real?


Not at all, it just means you've missed the Kroll Show. Easy to do.
 
2013-09-23 07:28:01 AM  
i26.photobucket.com
i26.photobucket.com
i26.photobucket.com
i26.photobucket.com
i26.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-23 07:39:19 AM  

SonOfSpam: LavenderWolf: Phinn: LavenderWolf: vygramul: somedude210: Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too

Came here to say that.

As did I. Last one out of the thread, turn off the lights and let the cat in.

I guess it's sort of funny until you realize that IT'S ON YOUR BODY FOREVER.

Oh, duh. I wouldn't get that in a million years. It makes me happy that someone did, though.

I still don't understand how they hold up your pants though.


He can just tattoo on some pants.

Problem: solved.
 
2013-09-23 07:52:25 AM  
I don't see the difference between these and what people call "good" tattoos.
 
2013-09-23 08:00:13 AM  

flucto: I don't see the difference between these and what people call "good" tattoos.


Troll Hard: With a Vengeance.
 
2013-09-23 08:11:52 AM  

Torsoheap: The elephant one is cool.


I agree.  I would never get a tattoo, and I don't like them in general, but that one was cool...
 
2013-09-23 08:23:35 AM  

flucto: I don't see the difference between these and what people call "good" tattoos.


The good tattoos consist of the entire set of tattoos that Farkers get.  That's because Farker tattoos always carry deep personal meaning and no Farker ever regrets anything about them.
 
2013-09-23 08:50:29 AM  

Persnickety: flucto: I don't see the difference between these and what people call "good" tattoos.

The good tattoos consist of the entire set of tattoos that Farkers get.  That's because Farker tattoos always carry deep personal meaning and no Farker ever regrets anything about them.


I think you misspelled regerts.
 
2013-09-23 08:51:56 AM  
I recently started watching Ink Master. Other than the incessant (and forced) blather about "strategy" and "playing the game," it's pretty interesting. Last episode they had people get their eyelids tattooed. I cannot imagine how much money someone would have to pay me before I'd let them tattoo my eyelids. Enough so I would never, ever have to work again, probably.
 
2013-09-23 08:53:54 AM  

skantea: I found the design I wanted, started at for three years to make sure, and then finally did it. 7 years later I still like my tattoo.  It's a major decision, treat it that way.


Agreed. I waited until I was 46 to get my first one. It's simple, understated, meaningful to me, and most importantly, not visible to everyone.
 
2013-09-23 09:04:54 AM  

puckrock2000: ggecko: /oblig

(Herr KuhlEis pic)

Also oblig:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 642x549]


*Shivers*

If you have not seen the documentary http://www.erasinghatethemovie.com/ you should.  What the guy went through to get that kind of crap off his face was brutal to watch.
 
2013-09-23 09:04:58 AM  

marius2: Troll Hard: With a Vengeance.


Why you gotta ruin things?
 
2013-09-23 09:13:35 AM  

dpaul007: skantea: I found the design I wanted, started at for three years to make sure, and then finally did it. 7 years later I still like my tattoo.  It's a major decision, treat it that way.

Agreed. I waited until I was 46 to get my first one. It's simple, understated, meaningful to me, and most importantly, not visible to everyone.


On penis: "One-quarter full size"

Small print beneath: "If you can read this, the above is no longer true".
 
2013-09-23 09:27:19 AM  
Thinking about getting these tattoos for my 60th birthday (would be my first ones):

www.bobgarontraining.com
 
2013-09-23 09:53:41 AM  

Firethorn: marius2: rikkitikkitavi: [achelseaspot.files.wordpress.com image 400x268]

He got it fixed!

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/world-s-worst-tattoo-is-fixed- 18 2335990.html

I love my tattoos :P screw the haters.

...Dude, mad props to the guy who fixed it, Scott Versago over at Empire Ink.  It's one thing to be able to make a great picture on a blank canvas, it's quite another to take one that's horrible and turn it great.


Agreed. I was stunned at how good he made it.
 
2013-09-23 10:03:55 AM  
I need to post a picture of a good tattoo for a minute so that I can remember they exist...

www.trueblood-online.com

Better.

I have never really worked up the courage to get a tattoo. For me, it's the permanent factor. I'm almost entirely sure that I'll eventually get sick of whatever I get and regret it. I'd probably go with my kid's name and birthday, but then there's the chance that they fark it up. That leaves me with (maybe) a wedding ring tattoo, but even though I'm happily married now, I'm pretty sure that'll jinx me into a divorce.
 
2013-09-23 10:27:17 AM  

doglover: Pony Tattoo


Excuse me sir, may I please touch your arm?
*sigh with girlish delight*
So... what else do you have tattooed?
 
2013-09-23 10:33:12 AM  

supayoda: I need to post a picture of a good tattoo for a minute so that I can remember they exist...



Better.

I have never really worked up the courage to get a tattoo. For me, it's the permanent factor. I'm almost entirely sure that I'll eventually get sick of whatever I get and regret it. I'd probably go with my kid's name and birthday, but then there's the chance that they fark it up. That leaves me with (maybe) a wedding ring tattoo, but even though I'm happily married now, I'm pretty sure that'll jinx me into a divorce.


She would look better without that crap on her shoulder
 
2013-09-23 10:37:05 AM  

SonOfSpam: LavenderWolf: Phinn: LavenderWolf: vygramul: somedude210: Okay, the rainbow suspenders one is actually pretty farking hilarious, nice touch with the thumbs too

Came here to say that.

As did I. Last one out of the thread, turn off the lights and let the cat in.

I guess it's sort of funny until you realize that IT'S ON YOUR BODY FOREVER.

Oh, duh. I wouldn't get that in a million years. It makes me happy that someone did, though.

I still don't understand how they hold up your pants though.


Perhaps you can have real clips pierced on your skin to go with the tattoo?
 
2013-09-23 12:23:54 PM  

flucto: marius2: Troll Hard: With a Vengeance.

Why you gotta ruin things?


Sorry Baby <3
 
2013-09-23 12:33:12 PM  

SonOfSpam: Lamadin: I sure do hope this thread becomes a tattoo debate! That never happens here!

There is no debate - tattoos suck.


So don't get one. And stop staring at mine.

PROBLEM SOLVED!
 
2013-09-23 12:47:11 PM  
I saw a young woman (18 to 20yrs old I guess) who had a tattoo of her baby's face on her upper arm. It was a great tattoo, obviously done using a photo of the child.

Too bad she used a pic of the kid with a pacifier in its mouth.

She couldn't use one of the kid where it wasn't sucking on that thing?

//dumbass
 
2013-09-23 02:29:15 PM  
Wait isn't the "Google" tatoo, backwards? I mean, it's mirror selfie, right ... so... Oh I dunno.
 
2013-09-23 03:00:44 PM  
i really like the last one. don't see what's so bad about it besides it is on two people. but even if they do break up, the simple black line can easily be inked over or filled in.
 
2013-09-23 03:18:08 PM  
http://the77s.bandcamp.com/track/tattoo

I don't think that the perfect life
Is coming through without a scratch
If your inside is worth knowing
Then your outside reads like a map
Now this might hurt a little
New lives begin with little pains
But if I'm written on your soul
Then write me on your skin

Tattoo
Tattoo me on you
Tattoo
Tattoo me on you

/Not a fan tattoos but think the song is cool.
 
2013-09-23 03:46:29 PM  
i like the misspelled ones.  i've seen others like "born to louse", and "weekend worrier".

also, "death before honor"
 
2013-09-23 04:51:53 PM  

brainiac-dumdum: [i278.photobucket.com image 428x700]


OMG.
Thanks for making me laugh like a crazy person at work.
 
2013-09-23 05:51:53 PM  
The ultimate tramp stamp

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-23 06:15:29 PM  

belhade: I'm considering getting my two sons' names tattooed on my arms. Thankfully my wife hasn't asked me why I haven't considered getting her name tattooed...


...... because you have a short weenie and her name is 3 letters long???
 
2013-09-23 07:56:12 PM  

serialsuicidebomber: belhade: I'm considering getting my two sons' names tattooed on my arms. Thankfully my wife hasn't asked me why I haven't considered getting her name tattooed...

...... because you have a short weenie and her name is 3 letters long???


The only part of my weenie that's short is the part that says "Shorty's Bar & Grill, Albuquerque, New Mexico".
 
2013-09-23 08:14:22 PM  

belhade: serialsuicidebomber: belhade: I'm considering getting my two sons' names tattooed on my arms. Thankfully my wife hasn't asked me why I haven't considered getting her name tattooed...

...... because you have a short weenie and her name is 3 letters long???

The only part of my weenie that's short is the part that says "Shorty's Bar & Grill, Albuquerque, New Mexico".


Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day.

/old joke
 
2013-09-23 10:00:42 PM  
Bookmark
 
2013-09-24 12:39:09 AM  

Brainsick: Met a guy at the art school I attended who had the sword tattooed on his chest with "It's Dangerous to go Alone" tattooed as a 'collar' tat...he was 19. Words fail...


Was it in the proper NES font, and did the sword look blocky and 8-bit like so?

www.nintenfan.com

If so, then yes, words should fail you in the face of an EPICALLY AWESOME TAT like that.
 
2013-09-24 05:27:58 AM  
Heh...I just remembered that my dad - who has, for years, been vehemently anti-tattoo - got a tattoo recently.  He had to go in for minor surgery, and before they put him under he drew a sword on the palm of his hand with a ballpoint pen in case a catastrophe happened and he died on the operating table.  Apparently afterwards he decided to make it permanent.  Now, when the time comes that he dies, he's guaranteed to die with a sword in his hand, thus ensuring that the Valkyries will collect him  and "take me to Valhalla where I could live in the Great Hall forever, maybe next to Ernest Borgnine."
 
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