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2013-09-22 07:35:18 PM
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jaytkay: TFA: Rescue crews used peanut oil to loosen the tar from his legs. "It was very laborious  leguminous, very time consuming," Francis said. "It's what we do."

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TFA: Rescue crews used peanut oil to loosen the tar from his legs. "It was very laborious  leguminous LaBreaous, very time consuming," Francis said. "It's what we do."


FTFY
2013-09-22 10:37:18 PM
1 votes:

bratface: Why couldn't he just remove his pants??


What in tar-nation made you think he was wearing pants?  It was in Florida afterall...
2013-09-22 07:55:02 PM
1 votes:
I bet the retar does it again tomorrow.
2013-09-22 07:53:13 PM
1 votes:
George Washington Carver is smiling.
2013-09-22 07:51:57 PM
1 votes:

largedon: Asphalt tank cleaner. How bad do you have to fark up in life to get that job.


Word has it he's asked for a transfer to briar-patch duty.
2013-09-22 07:47:03 PM
1 votes:
Gonna be in the tub for a while.

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2013-09-22 07:44:48 PM
1 votes:

It puts its legs in the tar or else it gets the peanut butter again!



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2013-09-22 07:32:13 PM
1 votes:
TFA: Rescue crews used peanut oil to loosen the tar from his legs. "It was very laborious  leguminous, very time consuming," Francis said. "It's what we do."

FTFY
2013-09-22 07:30:05 PM
1 votes:
Good recipe been using it for years and next time we cut off his legs just because.
 
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