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(Deadspin)   It's pretty obvious by now that someone at Fox Sports has it out for Pam Oliver   (deadspin.com) divider line 45
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2013-09-22 06:34:59 PM
Next, they'll send her to Spain to cover the running of the bulls.
 
2013-09-22 06:42:55 PM
I like how she looks back and says, "Really??" after the band passes, instead of just getting the fark out of the way.  The world does not revolve around you, Pam, even though you fill at least two EEO quotas.  Take some personal responsibility for yourself, for fark's sake.
 
2013-09-22 07:12:59 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: I like how she looks back and says, "Really??" after the band passes, instead of just getting the fark out of the way.  The world does not revolve around you, Pam, even though you fill at least two EEO quotas.  Take some personal responsibility for yourself, for fark's sake.


Is it her call or the field-level producer as to where they set up?
 
2013-09-22 07:19:02 PM

UNC_Samurai: Benevolent Misanthrope: I like how she looks back and says, "Really??" after the band passes, instead of just getting the fark out of the way.  The world does not revolve around you, Pam, even though you fill at least two EEO quotas.  Take some personal responsibility for yourself, for fark's sake.

Is it her call or the field-level producer as to where they set up?


Producer.  But it's her call if she takes one farking step to the side and avoids being run down.  And it's her call whether she looks at the band, who have to march in formation or run each other down, and says, "really??" as if it's their fault.
 
2013-09-22 07:23:27 PM
Christ, what a hack.
 
2013-09-22 07:30:04 PM
I'm still waiting for a sideline reporter to ask a question so stupid, she gets clipped behind the ear.
 
2013-09-22 07:32:58 PM
My father went the same way...
 
2013-09-22 07:36:35 PM
I've got something out for Pam Oliver, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
 
2013-09-22 07:41:21 PM

dickfreckle: I've got something out for Pam Oliver, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.


A Mack truck?
 
2013-09-22 08:11:49 PM
Is it because she's black?

/window seat
 
2013-09-22 08:22:55 PM
Or she's just in the farking way a lot.....
 
2013-09-22 08:23:56 PM

natural316: Is it because she's black?

/window seat


Years ago my roommate was black.We had a dark hallway and I would bump into her.She would say 'I know,I'm black'

/I know,I am pretty sure she is still black.
 
2013-09-22 08:29:40 PM

W.C.fields forever: natural316: Is it because she's black?

/window seat

Years ago my roommate was black.We had a dark hallway and I would bump into her.She would say 'I know,I'm black'

/I know,I am pretty sure she is still black.


Nice recovery. I was ready to start typing.
 
2013-09-22 09:01:08 PM
Can I biatch about how Fox Sports 1 football game coverage sucks balls here?

I mean, really, I am blessed not to have a team I care to watch carried by that abortion of a network.

WTF is up with the ads that take up 2/3 of the screen *during* plays. Fark that shiat, I'd listen to a game on the radio before I watch it on that crapfest.
 
2013-09-22 09:14:22 PM
Get her fat ass off the field while the band is performing!

She could have stood 10 yards closer to the sideline as not been in their way
 
2013-09-22 10:05:17 PM
man that principle was HOT!!!
 
2013-09-22 10:13:54 PM
Pam Oliver is pretty hot if you have a fetish for the NBA's Reggie Miller in a wig with a botox addiction and no talent.
 
2013-09-22 10:45:38 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: Pam Oliver is pretty hot if you have a fetish for the NBA's Reggie Miller in a wig with a botox addiction and no talent.


Go on .....
 
2013-09-22 10:48:25 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: Pam Oliver is pretty hot if you have a fetish for the NBA's Reggie Miller in a wig with a botox addiction and no talent.


Still better than Holly "I got shot with Homer Simpson's makeup gun" Rowe. At least Pam seems to know the name of the game being played. Rowe seems perpetually lost. Can't imagine how Holly Rowe got her job. Thanks to Ron Franklin's stupid comment, they'll never be able to get rid of her.
 
2013-09-22 10:59:47 PM
I would let her get in my way, if you know what I am sayin'
 
2013-09-22 11:11:31 PM

Life_is_a_carnivore: Ryker's Peninsula: Pam Oliver is pretty hot if you have a fetish for the NBA's Reggie Miller in a wig with a botox addiction and no talent.

Go on .....


with big balls unexpectedly slapped upside of her head while on camera and just taking it like it ain't no thang
 
2013-09-22 11:19:58 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: I like how she looks back and says, "Really??" after the band passes, instead of just getting the fark out of the way.  The world does not revolve around you, Pam, even though you fill at least two EEO quotas.  Take some personal responsibility for yourself, for fark's sake.


Sterling Archer like typing detected.
 
2013-09-22 11:51:57 PM
If you're going to be run over at least it was by The Best Damn Band in The Land
 
2013-09-23 12:13:43 AM
As a former college marching band performer who has performed in front of tens of thousands, and played at an NFL game, we were told (and were given permission by stadium officials), that if there was a TV camera, reporter, or anybody in our way, to steamroll right over them.

It's not their field at that moment. It's our field, because we're the performers.

Just like this guy did with his sousaphone.
 
2013-09-23 12:24:16 AM
"Really?"

Yes, really, Pam. Bad things happen when you play chicken with the marching brass section.
 
2013-09-23 12:36:52 AM

Mentat: My father went the same way...


Oh frank
 
2013-09-23 12:43:57 AM
I hope she reports on archery at the Olympics.
 
2013-09-23 12:49:59 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: I like how she looks back and says, "Really??" after the band passes, instead of just getting the fark out of the way.  The world does not revolve around you, Pam, even though you fill at least two EEO quotas.  Take some personal responsibility for yourself, for fark's sake.


Well, she was standing there first, they could easily pay some farking attention to where they are marching. Even when marching bands are involved, it's the person walking who needs to avoid the non-moving person. I't almost like simple math...

You were dropped on your head repeatedly as a child, weren't you?
 
2013-09-23 01:03:28 AM

EngineerAU: Ryker's Peninsula: Pam Oliver is pretty hot if you have a fetish for the NBA's Reggie Miller in a wig with a botox addiction and no talent.

Still better than Holly "I got shot with Homer Simpson's makeup gun" Rowe. At least Pam seems to know the name of the game being played. Rowe seems perpetually lost. Can't imagine how Holly Rowe got her job. Thanks to Ron Franklin's stupid comment, they'll never be able to get rid of her.


The only female I can respond in hate to is Linda Cohn. I can't stand that over-botoxed coont.

I mean she's not terrible at doing Sportscenter, but when she goes off the teleprompter she comes off like a completely nasally NY Jewish whiner.

I bet that biatch is afraid to get on a subway car.

Hey Linda, the subway car isn't going to open its doors and unload you on a ramp leading to Auschwitz...relax.
 
2013-09-23 02:33:08 AM

fatalvenom: I bet that biatch is afraid to get on a subway car.

Hey Linda, the subway car isn't going to open its doors and unload you on a ramp leading to Auschwitz...relax.


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I dont see that kind of antisemitism outside of xbox live
 
2013-09-23 02:55:06 AM
www.davesfootballblog.com
 
2013-09-23 04:22:02 AM

Russ1642: I hope she reports on archery at the Olympics.


You know what Pam Oliver's fivehead is good for?

Target practice.

/if you know what I mean...
 
2013-09-23 07:27:49 AM
  The field is the for the game and half time performances not a stage for an announcer. Get the Fark of the field and it won't be a problem.
 
2013-09-23 08:21:31 AM
ct.fra.bz
 
2013-09-23 09:21:09 AM
What would we ever do without the vital insight of a sideline reporter?
 
2013-09-23 09:45:03 AM
What kind of idiot would set up somebody to give a report right in the middle of a marching band coming off the field? Not only is it an accident waiting to happen, she has to shout to be heard. It's almost as if her producer wanted her to look bad.

If she didn't pick the spot to do the report herself, I thought she handled it fairly well. She didn't get knocked down and ended it up with a smile. It could have been worse, she might have had to dodge the tuba players.
 
2013-09-23 10:16:38 AM
Are there any men reporting from the sidelines of football games anymore?  Kinda tired of seeing a woman on the sidelines all the time.
 
2013-09-23 10:47:33 AM

browneye: Are there any men reporting from the sidelines of football games anymore?  Kinda tired of seeing a woman on the sidelines all the time.


Tony Siragusa reports from behind the end zone when he's not selling adult diapers. That's what you're into, huh?
 
2013-09-23 11:01:46 AM

browneye: Are there any men reporting from the sidelines of football games anymore?  Kinda tired of seeing a woman on the sidelines all the time.


Jim Knox when he's not being run over by buffalo.
 
2013-09-23 11:39:35 AM
She stopped giving head to the producer so its just payback for the frothing coont.  Just how it works.
 
2013-09-23 11:48:39 AM
That's what you get when you insist on having sideline reporting that really doesn't tell the viewers a damned thing.  I've never understood why the sidelines of football games are filled with ex players, reporters, friends families, 3800 players (first team, second team, practice squad).  You need the coaches, refs, and people who are actually playing.  Get the rest of them off, or at least 10 yards off the sideline.
 
2013-09-23 03:59:38 PM
Good Lord, just saw that she's 51.... She could pass for late 30's.  Looks terrific.
 
2013-09-23 09:13:22 PM

fatalvenom:
The only female I can respond in hate to is Linda Cohn. I can't stand that over-botoxed coont.

I mean she's not terrible at doing Sportscenter, but when she goes off the teleprompter she comes off like a completely nasally NY Jewish whiner.

I bet that biatch is afraid to get on a subway car.

Hey Linda, the subway car isn't going to open its doors and unload you on a ramp leading to Auschwitz...relax.


She plays hockey so she's alright in my book.

T.rex: Good Lord, just saw that she's 51.... She could pass for late 30's.  Looks terrific.


51? Damn, lookin' good Big Booty Pam!
 
2013-09-23 10:26:37 PM

farbekrieg: fatalvenom: I bet that biatch is afraid to get on a subway car.

Hey Linda, the subway car isn't going to open its doors and unload you on a ramp leading to Auschwitz...relax.

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I dont see that kind of antisemitism outside of xbox live


Sometimes the truth hurts.
 
2013-09-23 11:14:49 PM

Mikey1969: Well, she was standing there first, they could easily pay some farking attention to where they are marching. Even when marching bands are involved, it's the person walking who needs to avoid the non-moving person


Um, no. You couldn't be more wrong.
 
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