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(Gawker)   Chiquita Brand Banana Barons, known for hiring death squads, sink even lower and hire lawyers   (gawker.com) divider line 25
    More: Interesting, Chiquita Brands International, American University in Cairo, United States courts of appeals  
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1974 clicks; posted to Business » on 22 Sep 2013 at 6:05 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-22 04:21:30 PM  
Fu*kers.
 
2013-09-22 04:41:31 PM  
Subby missed a chance to mention FARC.
 
2013-09-22 05:10:55 PM  
Warren Zevon approves.
 
2013-09-22 05:50:24 PM  
If you pay taxes in the US, you, too, are hiring death squads... and a lot more of them than Chiquita ever did.
 
2013-09-22 05:57:44 PM  

DrPainMD: If you pay taxes in the US, you, too, are hiring death squads... and a lot more of them than Chiquita ever did.


Pretty-much.  But that doesn't matter, because U-S-A! U-S-A!  America - F*CK yeah!
 
2013-09-22 06:12:32 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-22 06:38:22 PM  
Meh.  It won't be long before Tropical Race Four wipes out the Cavendish.
 
2013-09-22 07:00:32 PM  

DrPainMD: If you pay taxes in the US, you, too, are hiring death squads... and a lot more of them than Chiquita ever did.


Panels.

Death Panels.
 
2013-09-22 07:09:46 PM  
They hope to win on a peel.

/too easy
 
2013-09-22 07:43:47 PM  
At least we know Dole is clean

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VYPQ6jJKWY
 
2013-09-22 07:45:40 PM  

DrPainMD: If you pay taxes in the US, you, too, are hiring death squads... and a lot more of them than Chiquita ever did.


This. 24/7.
 
2013-09-22 07:52:07 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: Warren Zevon approves.


Harry Chapin does not.
 
2013-09-22 08:28:05 PM  

DrPainMD: If you pay taxes in the US, you, too, are hiring death squads... and a lot more of them than Chiquita ever did.


Nobody is better at killing innocent civilians than the police
 
2013-09-22 08:34:28 PM  
Hahahahahaha, it's about time these third worlders learn that evil will always win, because good, is dumb.
 
2013-09-22 09:40:00 PM  
Banana Baron Death Squad would be an awesome band name.
 
2013-09-22 09:42:23 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-22 10:07:20 PM  

Bslim: Hahahahahaha, it's about time these third worlders learn that evil will always win, because good, is dumb.


"Evil will ways triumph because good is dumb" would the Lord Helmet quote you were looking for.
 
2013-09-22 10:56:32 PM  
Fark, known for linking to Buzzfeed, sinks lower and links to Gawker.

/is Adrian Chen dead yet? Lemme know so I can throwva party
 
2013-09-22 10:59:26 PM  

DrPainMD: If you pay taxes in the US, you, too, are hiring death squads... and a lot more of them than Chiquita ever did.


I'm Canadian. Our taxes go to strongly worded letters.

At least it means the blood of murdered nuns isn't on my hands.
 
2013-09-23 12:26:50 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: DrPainMD: If you pay taxes in the US, you, too, are hiring death squads... and a lot more of them than Chiquita ever did.

Pretty-much.  But that doesn't matter, because U-S-A! U-S-A!  America - F*CK yeah!


Unless you are black or Hispanic or Asian or a woman or a democrat or an atheist or poor or a moderate ...
 
2013-09-23 01:33:02 AM  
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

The villain laying out his plans for domination!
 
2013-09-23 05:32:20 AM  
I'm Chiquita Banana, and I'm here to say
If you want to kill your teacher, here's an easy way
Just put a banana peel on the floor
And watch your teacher go flying out the door

/Sung to the CB jingle
//Yes, we used to sing that as kids
 
2013-09-23 08:19:04 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-23 01:55:26 PM  
Are you telling me that a company that has a history of ordering numerous US-backed coups in Latin America throughout the 20th Century was involved in post-Cold War pre-9/11 terrorism?

thisismyshockedface.jpg
 
2013-09-23 05:56:45 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: DrPainMD: If you pay taxes in the US, you, too, are hiring death squads... and a lot more of them than Chiquita ever did.

Pretty-much.  But that doesn't matter, because U-S-A! U-S-A!  America - F*CK yeah!


And the solution is to totally drop out of US society- including paying those taxes as well as voting- and do fark all to change the system and help popularize a less militaristic foreign policy.
 
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