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(Kotaku)   Turns out the "eyebrow bet" was a fake, and Colin Kaepernick will only lose his dignity after losing to Seattle   (kotaku.com) divider line 31
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2013-09-22 02:55:11 PM  
It was marketing all along. Who could have guessed.
 
2013-09-22 02:59:49 PM  
I care just enough about this to comment that I don't care about this at all.
 
2013-09-22 03:44:52 PM  
Colin Kaepernick and Aaron Rodgers should make an absolutely mega epic bet on their next matchup, since both are now established welchers when it comes to paying up on bets when they lose.

/Russell Wilson and Boyz II Men would have paid up
 
2013-09-22 03:53:40 PM  

Martonio: Colin Kaepernick and Aaron Rodgers should make an absolutely mega epic bet on their next matchup, since both are now established welchers when it comes to paying up on bets when they lose.

/Russell Wilson and Boyz II Men would have paid up


Not only that, but Kaep ran off the field as soon as the Seattle game was over, then later biatched that the defense "got away" with stuff.  I had actually thought he was a pretty cool guy, but I'm wondering if his coach's attitude is rubbing off on him.
 
2013-09-22 04:03:58 PM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: Martonio: Colin Kaepernick and Aaron Rodgers should make an absolutely mega epic bet on their next matchup, since both are now established welchers when it comes to paying up on bets when they lose.

/Russell Wilson and Boyz II Men would have paid up

Not only that, but Kaep ran off the field as soon as the Seattle game was over, then later biatched that the defense "got away" with stuff.  I had actually thought he was a pretty cool guy, but I'm wondering if his coach's attitude is rubbing off on him.


He tried to trademark kissing his own bicep. I think it should be obvious he's a douche.

Especially when that was already done by a certain Genetic Freak
 
2013-09-22 04:11:35 PM  
machoprogrammer:

He tried to trademark kissing his own bicep. I think it should be obvious he's a douche.

Especially when that was already done by a certain Genetic Freak



You mean Big Poppa Pump, Scott Steiner?
 
2013-09-22 05:05:18 PM  

Martonio: machoprogrammer:

He tried to trademark kissing his own bicep. I think it should be obvious he's a douche.

Especially when that was already done by a certain Genetic Freak


You mean Big Poppa Pump, Scott Steiner?


Yep. Holla if ya hear me!
 
2013-09-22 05:56:33 PM  
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2013-09-22 06:10:47 PM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: Martonio: Colin Kaepernick and Aaron Rodgers should make an absolutely mega epic bet on their next matchup, since both are now established welchers when it comes to paying up on bets when they lose.

/Russell Wilson and Boyz II Men would have paid up

Not only that, but Kaep ran off the field as soon as the Seattle game was over, then later biatched that the defense "got away" with stuff.  I had actually thought he was a pretty cool guy, but I'm wondering if his coach's attitude is rubbing off on him.


He's a pussy. Fark him.
 
2013-09-22 07:08:32 PM  
Today's game makes his tears even sweeter.
 
2013-09-22 07:44:04 PM  
San Francisco traded the wrong quarterback.
 
2013-09-22 07:44:34 PM  
Harboughb is a douche and everyone has figured him out. poor play-calling, poor time management, ridiculous kickoff return decisions, etc

and i'm a 9ers fan!!
 
2013-09-22 08:28:44 PM  
Kaep losing last week... well, Seattle is pretty freaking good on defense.

This week? Ehhh he sucked, apparently.
 
2013-09-22 08:55:47 PM  
It's still real to me....
 
2013-09-22 11:13:14 PM  
Turns out, water is wet.
 
2013-09-22 11:26:21 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: whizbangthedirtfarmer: Martonio: Colin Kaepernick and Aaron Rodgers should make an absolutely mega epic bet on their next matchup, since both are now established welchers when it comes to paying up on bets when they lose.

/Russell Wilson and Boyz II Men would have paid up

Not only that, but Kaep ran off the field as soon as the Seattle game was over, then later biatched that the defense "got away" with stuff.  I had actually thought he was a pretty cool guy, but I'm wondering if his coach's attitude is rubbing off on him.

He's a pussy. Fark him.


He has sleeve tattoos. You damn well know it's only a matter of time before he gets picked up for murder one like Hernandez.
 
2013-09-22 11:39:37 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Harboughb is a douche and everyone has figured him out. poor play-calling, poor time management, ridiculous kickoff return decisions, etc

and i'm a 9ers fan!!


Ha.  Dude only made the Superb Owl last year.
 
2013-09-23 01:32:41 AM  
He didn't shave an eyebrow because his eyebrows are actually tattoos.
 
2013-09-23 03:15:36 AM  
Wonder what he lost this week besides even more of his dignity?
 
2013-09-23 06:02:37 AM  
I wondered if Kaep might have a let down year.  Going to the SB as a rookie is not necessarily a good thing, you start to think you don't have to work so hard to win.
 
2013-09-23 06:47:54 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I wondered if Kaep might have a let down year.  Going to the SB as a rookie is not necessarily a good thing, you start to think you don't have to work so hard to win.


And not even putting up a whole season as starter at that!
 
2013-09-23 07:30:04 AM  
Commercials aren't binding contracts? Huh.
 
2013-09-23 10:23:57 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I wondered if Kaep might have a let down year.  Going to the SB as a rookie is not necessarily a good thing, you start to think you don't have to work so hard to win.


Not to mention there's a ton of flash in the pan quarterbacks. Remember when Carson Palmer was good? And Josh Freeman?
 
2013-09-23 11:47:38 AM  
The Niners, when down, abandon their run game WAY too early.

Frank Gore had 11 carries for 82 yards.
 
2013-09-23 12:30:54 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I wondered if Kaep might have a let down year.  Going to the SB as a rookie is not necessarily a good thing, you start to think you don't have to work so hard to win.


Rookie quarterbacks have a slight advantage in that no one has any real game footage on them so their tendencies are not well known and they can get away with stuff due to the element of surprise. The so-called "sophomore slump" happens primarily because the rest of the league studies their playing style and makes appropriate adjustments. The best quarterbacks are the ones who can reinvent themselves over and over again and keep the rest of the league guessing as to what they're going to do next. It's the one dimensional quarterbacks who have trouble staying proficient.
 
2013-09-23 01:13:21 PM  
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2013-09-23 03:37:33 PM  

puffy999: Kaep losing last week... well, Seattle is pretty freaking good on defense.

This week? Ehhh he sucked, apparently.


Seattle broke them.  Physically and mentally.

Hell of a hangover.  Took Carolina a week to get over it then look what they did...
 
2013-09-23 04:48:50 PM  

machoprogrammer: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I wondered if Kaep might have a let down year.  Going to the SB as a rookie is not necessarily a good thing, you start to think you don't have to work so hard to win.

Not to mention there's a ton of flash in the pan quarterbacks. Remember when Carson Palmer was good? And Josh Freeman?


HEY now. At least Palmer had a horrific knee injury to use as a pretty effective excuse.
 
2013-09-23 05:52:40 PM  
ah, Colin's caper nicked as marketing.

/better headline imo
//i guess Charlie Villaneuva lost that bet twice
 
2013-09-23 08:56:17 PM  

fatalvenom: Your Average Witty Fark User: whizbangthedirtfarmer: Martonio: Colin Kaepernick and Aaron Rodgers should make an absolutely mega epic bet on their next matchup, since both are now established welchers when it comes to paying up on bets when they lose.

/Russell Wilson and Boyz II Men would have paid up

Not only that, but Kaep ran off the field as soon as the Seattle game was over, then later biatched that the defense "got away" with stuff.  I had actually thought he was a pretty cool guy, but I'm wondering if his coach's attitude is rubbing off on him.

He's a pussy. Fark him.

He has sleeve tattoos. You damn well know it's only a matter of time before he gets picked up for murder one like Hernandez.


I'm not sure he's running around with gang members, but I get your pseudo-point.

He was hype. He was a product of the system, like Tebow in Denver. This isn't the same SF team as last year. It's not that he brings the team up when he plays- he plays with what he has, and he doesn't have as much as he did last year.

And I'd still like to remind people- Harbaugh is a coont who should learn some humility from his brother.
 
2013-09-24 01:56:45 AM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: fatalvenom: Your Average Witty Fark User: whizbangthedirtfarmer: Martonio: Colin Kaepernick and Aaron Rodgers should make an absolutely mega epic bet on their next matchup, since both are now established welchers when it comes to paying up on bets when they lose.

/Russell Wilson and Boyz II Men would have paid up

Not only that, but Kaep ran off the field as soon as the Seattle game was over, then later biatched that the defense "got away" with stuff.  I had actually thought he was a pretty cool guy, but I'm wondering if his coach's attitude is rubbing off on him.

He's a pussy. Fark him.

He has sleeve tattoos. You damn well know it's only a matter of time before he gets picked up for murder one like Hernandez.

I'm not sure he's running around with gang members, but I get your pseudo-point.

He was hype. He was a product of the system, like Tebow in Denver. This isn't the same SF team as last year. It's not that he brings the team up when he plays- he plays with what he has, and he doesn't have as much as he did last year.

And I'd still like to remind people- Harbaugh is a coont who should learn some humility from his brother.


Football, a sport where fans have no farking clue what a sample size is.
 
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