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(ESPN)   The collector of Von Miller's failed drug test tried to help him cheat the test   (espn.go.com) divider line 24
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2013-09-22 03:01:02 PM  
Wonder how prevalent this is across the sports world.

Appears the collector here was just a fanboy, no bribery or anything, but if I make $20M a year and you make 45k to collect my piss, and I offer you 50k to take a fake sample, you're going to say no?
 
2013-09-22 03:06:48 PM  
If I collected urine for a living, I'd probably want some money on the side too
 
2013-09-22 03:26:17 PM  
God damn it, Miller.
 
2013-09-22 03:32:15 PM  
Well, I'm sure glad the NFL's drug testing crew is so good at their job. It certainly doesn't make the entire thing a sham.
 
2013-09-22 03:58:37 PM  

IAmRight: Well, I'm sure glad the NFL's drug testing crew is so good at their job. It certainly doesn't make the entire thing a sham.


I see what you did there
 
2013-09-22 04:41:37 PM  
Throw him out of the league.
 
2013-09-22 05:41:05 PM  
You know who else used the urine collector to cheat?

i1228.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-22 07:42:03 PM  
At least he wasn't a Cubs fan!  Am I right Braun?  High five!
 
2013-09-22 07:55:27 PM  

IAmRight: Well, I'm sure glad the NFL's drug testing crew is so good at their job. It certainly doesn't make the entire thing a sham.


On the other hand, we know that there are at least enough safeguards that the player and the guy collecting the piss can't conspire to pull a fast one.
 
2013-09-22 08:08:49 PM  
Urine trouble, mister
 
2013-09-22 08:09:29 PM  

stevie1der: On the other hand, we know that there are at least enough safeguards that the player and the guy collecting the piss can't conspire to pull a fast one.


Provided that they don't even bother to be in the same city as the player, sure.
 
2013-09-22 08:12:26 PM  

pueblonative: You know who else used the urine collector to cheat?

[i1228.photobucket.com image 272x204]


that is actually a great picture for this topic, Count de Monet
 
2013-09-22 11:00:46 PM  

stevie1der: IAmRight: Well, I'm sure glad the NFL's drug testing crew is so good at their job. It certainly doesn't make the entire thing a sham.

On the other hand, we know that there are at least enough safeguards that the player and the guy collecting the piss can't conspire to pull a fast one.


These guys were only caught because they were wrong about the city they were in. Otherwise, they would have likely gotten away with it
 
2013-09-22 11:53:49 PM  

No Soap Radio: Wonder how prevalent this is across the sports world.

Appears the collector here was just a fanboy, no bribery or anything, but if I make $20M a year and you make 45k to collect my piss, and I offer you 50k to take a fake sample, you're going to say no?


The problem here is that if the only job you can get in life is piss collector you are not likely too smart and so do stupid shiat like substitute the fake one from a city he couldn't possibly have been in.

IMO Miller got a great deal out of this, only two more additional games...that is light.
 
2013-09-23 12:01:25 AM  
THIS IS DENVER PEOPLE!!!
KEEP YOUR FASCIST POLICIES OFF OUR FOOTBALL PLAYERS GODELL!  HE PROBABLY GETS STOMACH ACHES AND NEEDS HIS MEDS!!
/It's just weed guys.
//who dat
 
2013-09-23 12:08:56 AM  

pueblonative: You know who else used the urine collector to cheat?



i830.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-23 05:14:27 AM  

stevie1der: IAmRight: Well, I'm sure glad the NFL's drug testing crew is so good at their job. It certainly doesn't make the entire thing a sham.

On the other hand, we know that there are at least enough safeguards that the player and the guy collecting the piss can't conspire to pull a fast one.


Who cares? If it's not a PED, I sure don't.
 
2013-09-23 07:07:04 AM  
Looks like someone found the weakest link in the system!!!

/Hint: It is always people
 
2013-09-23 10:25:05 AM  

Likwit: stevie1der: IAmRight: Well, I'm sure glad the NFL's drug testing crew is so good at their job. It certainly doesn't make the entire thing a sham.

On the other hand, we know that there are at least enough safeguards that the player and the guy collecting the piss can't conspire to pull a fast one.

Who cares? If it's not a PED, I sure don't.


80% or more of NFL players do PEDs. Who even cares anymore?
 
2013-09-23 01:06:54 PM  

machoprogrammer: 80% or more of NFL players do PEDs. Who even cares anymore?


20% of NFL players.
 
2013-09-23 01:23:23 PM  
buffalosportshallfame.com\

What?
 
2013-09-23 02:34:01 PM  

No Soap Radio: Appears the collector here was just a fanboy, no bribery or anything...


 aka Roger Goodell:   "Nothing to see here folks, just move along."

Let's just say that Von Miller may or may not have been working out with former Bronco teammate Elvis Dumervil in Miami.  And Elvis Dumervil may or may not work out with several high profile names in Miami that the league probably doesn't want to have in the headlines connected to this.
 
2013-09-23 02:37:29 PM  

machoprogrammer: Likwit: stevie1der: IAmRight: Well, I'm sure glad the NFL's drug testing crew is so good at their job. It certainly doesn't make the entire thing a sham.

On the other hand, we know that there are at least enough safeguards that the player and the guy collecting the piss can't conspire to pull a fast one.

Who cares? If it's not a PED, I sure don't.

80% or more of NFL players do PEDs. Who even cares anymore?


I'm that way about all sports, but it's amazing the free pass football gets that other professional sports dont because it's such a huge cash cow for sports media and how they're all petrified of doing anything to get on the bad side of Goodell and the NFL television juggernaut.
 
2013-09-24 04:40:14 AM  
A Denver Bronco....cheated??? This from the same team that started a playoff game covered in Vaseline...I am shocked by this. (what is the font for sarcasm again). Really...its Denver we are talking about here, I would be more shocked if they didn't cheat.
 
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