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(WBAY Green Bay)   Man carries live chicken to protest open carry gun laws in Wisconsin   (wbay.com) divider line 26
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2013-09-22 02:34:41 PM
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-09-22 02:17:05 PM
4 votes:
Did he hold the chicken sideways to prove how much of a badass he is?
2013-09-22 01:54:02 PM
4 votes:
It's because poultry is classified as an entirely different class of assault weapon, goober.

i.telegraph.co.uk
2013-09-22 03:43:10 PM
3 votes:
lavietidhar.files.wordpress.com

Chicken practicing open-carry.
2013-09-22 03:21:50 PM
3 votes:
Face it, Chickens were outlawed, therefore, only outlaws bring a chicken.
2013-09-22 02:53:16 PM
3 votes:
I shot the Bantam, but I did not shoot the Dominique.
2013-09-22 02:11:21 PM
3 votes:

Arkanaut: Nowhere in the Constitution does it say that citizens have a right to bear chickens.


cdn2.dolimg.com
2013-09-22 02:25:42 PM
2 votes:
i1121.photobucket.com
2013-09-22 02:20:06 PM
2 votes:
Don't egg this guy on.  He's cocked and loaded, just ready to ruffle some feathers.  "What difference is a chicken going to make?", asks the man pointing a gun at the dude with the chicken.  Well, to the man pointing a gun at the dude with the chicken I say, don't count YOUR chickens before they hatch.  Some of those birds are vicious crime fighting machines than can peck and scratch your eyes out before you have a chance to blink.  So, ask yourself, do you feel clucky?  Well, do you punk?
2013-09-22 02:01:00 PM
2 votes:
There's still chickens left that aren't nothing but blood and feathers?

I don't think that this was a very eggselent idea from this egghead.

This law has now come home to roost.

He's just ready to tar and feather the people who made the law.

He's trolling for some hot chicks.

We should listen to a few nuggets of his wisdom.

But why did he cross the road?

/ok I'll stop now
//at least he didn't go off half cocked
2013-09-22 01:54:50 PM
2 votes:
no one panic. he had only one chicken; he was only half cocked.
2013-09-22 06:43:14 PM
1 votes:

Rashnu: Woulda been a better story if he was protesting concealed carry gun laws.  Shoulda at least strapped the chicken to his back.


I am surprised that fewer protests of the concealed weapons permit law in the state have occurred; less than six months after the first permit was issued, a man in an Aldi's supermarket was shot by a concealed weapons permit holder over a simple dispute.
2013-09-22 06:16:19 PM
1 votes:

lohphat: whackamac: The only reason to take weapons away from the public is to control the public.

Right. The Congo is a model of peace and stability vs the tortured in most of the developed world where gun ownership is heavily restricted.

I wonder what the per capita gun deaths are between The Congo, The US, and let's say...Denmark.

I'll wait.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_firearm-related_de at h_rate

I see the going rate for research on FARK is $33. This took me .0014 seconds.

Kindly remit 1 (one) US penny through the cooling slot on your mother's magic porn making box's power supply unit.

/no. not that box
// the one you are always playing with
///no. not that box
////the one with the whirly noises coming out of it.
//no. not that box
//just have grandpa uncle dad do it
//no. not that box
2013-09-22 04:55:54 PM
1 votes:
The majority of individuals who carry firearms in public -- concealed or not -- are extremely incomsiderate. By not engaging in acts of unjustified violence, they cause those who claim that not entirely prohibiting the carrying of firearms in public will increase rates of violence to appear to be irrational and dishonest.
2013-09-22 03:19:14 PM
1 votes:
All I know is that I never heard of any little kids being killed when they were accidentally struck by stray chicken-fire, nor have I ever heard of anyone dying due to an accident while cleaning their chicken.
2013-09-22 03:05:29 PM
1 votes:

RanDomino: whackamac
The only reason to take weapons away from the public is to control the public.

Are you an active member of the local community-based militia which is part of a regional coordinating committee which is integrated into the federated labor syndicate? No, because that system doesn't exist? Okay then shut the fark up and put your surrogate dick away. Unless there are tens of millions of you well-organized and you collectively control an overwhelming majority of the economic power, you will not win that fight. The world-government black helicopter lizard people don't NEED to take your guns away to control you. You can have a whole arsenal in your mom's basement and you'll still lose.


You sound like a lizard person.

/WOLVERINES!
2013-09-22 02:41:02 PM
1 votes:

whackamac: I feel safer with open carry laws. Only criminals, bullies, or the scared would want to hide their weapons.

If everyone open-carried a firearm, you would actually see crime disappear because the second you draw your weapon in a hostile manner, there are 20 people with guns on you to stop it. It is one hell of a deterrent.

Can you draw faster than grandma? Are you sure?

The only reason to take weapons away from the public is to control the public.


"Exactly."

thegreenlineblog.files.wordpress.com
2013-09-22 02:40:26 PM
1 votes:
Sure, you can have all the chickens you want. But because the DHS and the FEMA are stocking up for the Ameripocalypse, you can't get past the egg shortage. Thanks, Bacon Hamsein Obamlet.
2013-09-22 02:30:59 PM
1 votes:

phenn: baka-san: People who open carry are asking for someone to take their guns away...

No, they aren't.


No, they're just assholes.
2013-09-22 02:22:51 PM
1 votes:

wildcardjack: You can tell this guy isn't a Republican because the chicken ain't dead from farking.


You can tell this guy isn't a Democrat because he's not kissing the arse of a black or Latino chicken
2013-09-22 02:11:21 PM
1 votes:

AMonkey'sUncle: When it looks like you're in danger/When you're threatened by a stranger...


Diarrhea
2013-09-22 02:08:54 PM
1 votes:
Now we have Assault Chickens.
Oh boy.
2013-09-22 02:03:29 PM
1 votes:
You can tell this guy isn't a Republican because the chicken ain't dead from farking.
2013-09-22 01:57:35 PM
1 votes:
He's absolutely right. We need to legalize chickens.
2013-09-22 01:55:57 PM
1 votes:
FTA: "There's food being prepared down here and it's illegal," he said. "I think it's silly because that can be a health hazard."
To be fair, guns are also a potential health hazard. But they don't carry salmonella, so at least there's that.
2013-09-22 01:52:49 PM
1 votes:
Keep farking that chicken, buddy!

/ I really need to buy that Kalashnikov; before they try to ban them, cause they are scary.
 
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