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(WBAY Green Bay)   Man carries live chicken to protest open carry gun laws in Wisconsin   (wbay.com) divider line 21
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2013-09-22 02:22:14 PM
3 votes:
There are two rational reasons to carry a weapon with you in everyday life, open or not:

1) you're in a war

2) you're part of an underdeveloped society where the security gains outweigh the dangers of misuse and accidents

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If those 2 options don't apply and you still insist in carrying, you have issues.
2013-09-22 06:43:14 PM
2 votes:

Rashnu: Woulda been a better story if he was protesting concealed carry gun laws.  Shoulda at least strapped the chicken to his back.


I am surprised that fewer protests of the concealed weapons permit law in the state have occurred; less than six months after the first permit was issued, a man in an Aldi's supermarket was shot by a concealed weapons permit holder over a simple dispute.
2013-09-22 02:58:03 PM
2 votes:
whackamac
The only reason to take weapons away from the public is to control the public.

Are you an active member of the local community-based militia which is part of a regional coordinating committee which is integrated into the federated labor syndicate? No, because that system doesn't exist? Okay then shut the fark up and put your surrogate dick away. Unless there are tens of millions of you well-organized and you collectively control an overwhelming majority of the economic power, you will not win that fight. The world-government black helicopter lizard people don't NEED to take your guns away to control you. You can have a whole arsenal in your mom's basement and you'll still lose.
2013-09-22 02:30:59 PM
2 votes:

phenn: baka-san: People who open carry are asking for someone to take their guns away...

No, they aren't.


No, they're just assholes.
2013-09-22 02:14:24 PM
2 votes:

snocone: Now we have Assault Chickens.
Oh boy.


i.imgur.com

What an assault chicken might look like.

/I do not recommend carrying one, concealed or otherwise
2013-09-22 02:03:29 PM
2 votes:
You can tell this guy isn't a Republican because the chicken ain't dead from farking.
2013-09-22 08:00:25 PM
1 votes:
How about we stop seeing chickens and gun owners as threats and instead turn our attention to the thousands of people who murder people every year.

/pro gun
//pro chicken
2013-09-22 03:52:31 PM
1 votes:

RanDomino: whackamac
The only reason to take weapons away from the public is to control the public.

Are you an active member of the local community-based militia which is part of a regional coordinating committee which is integrated into the federated labor syndicate? No, because that system doesn't exist? Okay then shut the fark up and put your surrogate dick away. Unless there are tens of millions of you well-organized and you collectively control an overwhelming majority of the economic power, you will not win that fight. The world-government black helicopter lizard people don't NEED to take your guns away to control you. You can have a whole arsenal in your mom's basement and you'll still lose.


Preciously. These guns-as-penis-extension trolls think they're safe from government.

You see in their minds, when the cops pull up to a crime scene with a perp with a gun, the first thing they do is say "Whelp...he has a gun. I guess we can't argue with that 2ns Amendment statement." and then go back to the donut shop.
2013-09-22 03:21:50 PM
1 votes:
Face it, Chickens were outlawed, therefore, only outlaws bring a chicken.
2013-09-22 02:49:42 PM
1 votes:

Resident Muslim: kroonermanblack: I've often considered the fanatical gun owners to be more concerned with their cocks than anything else, but this dude is taking that way too literally.

I love me some guns, specifically pistols, but one of my buddies was espousing 'a 12 gauge for home defense' and 'an AR in the bugout bag' as well as something along the lines of point it at someone/someone pointing one at them.

I'm just...stunned. They live in HOUSTON, not even a 'bad' part of town. And they have 2-3 kids under 5. The statistics for at-home break-ins vs. the statistics for 'child accidentally killed by/with gun' are...not pleasant.

Is it just me, that finds this mentallity frightening? I mean, what compells people to think they the US is honestly going to devolve into an actual 3rd world country, with martial law? Is it possible? I guess. Is it likely enough that you should be predicating life choices on keeping guns and ammo in the house in a manner SPECIFICALLY intended solely for the purpose of shooting another human being (i.e. not remotely hunting related)?

/CB75
/Formerly SW 686, Springfield Armory 1911, Buckmark Camper

I'm not a doomsday preacher (well, other than the REAL doomsday!) but sometimes I think we overestimate how well-hinged society is.
A riot can throw a wrench in the works. Sometimes even a power outage and people go nuts. Maybe the whole US doesn't have to evolve into a 3rd world country, but can you imagine if one of the larger gangs said "to hell with it all, lets go pillage some rich neighborhoods!"?

For the record, I don't own a gun, but I understand the concern.


In 66 years, I have learned;
Doomsday if/when will not have already been covered by Hollywood.
All that is required for a complete FUBAR is 3 impossible minor things to occur simultaneously.
Be patient.
2013-09-22 02:40:26 PM
1 votes:
Sure, you can have all the chickens you want. But because the DHS and the FEMA are stocking up for the Ameripocalypse, you can't get past the egg shortage. Thanks, Bacon Hamsein Obamlet.
2013-09-22 02:35:05 PM
1 votes:
I feel safer with open carry laws. Only criminals, bullies, or the scared would want to hide their weapons.

If everyone open-carried a firearm, you would actually see crime disappear because the second you draw your weapon in a hostile manner, there are 20 people with guns on you to stop it. It is one hell of a deterrent.

Can you draw faster than grandma? Are you sure?

The only reason to take weapons away from the public is to control the public.
2013-09-22 02:25:42 PM
1 votes:
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2013-09-22 02:22:51 PM
1 votes:

wildcardjack: You can tell this guy isn't a Republican because the chicken ain't dead from farking.


You can tell this guy isn't a Democrat because he's not kissing the arse of a black or Latino chicken
2013-09-22 02:20:06 PM
1 votes:
Don't egg this guy on.  He's cocked and loaded, just ready to ruffle some feathers.  "What difference is a chicken going to make?", asks the man pointing a gun at the dude with the chicken.  Well, to the man pointing a gun at the dude with the chicken I say, don't count YOUR chickens before they hatch.  Some of those birds are vicious crime fighting machines than can peck and scratch your eyes out before you have a chance to blink.  So, ask yourself, do you feel clucky?  Well, do you punk?
2013-09-22 02:09:58 PM
1 votes:

Arkanaut: Nowhere in the Constitution does it say that citizens have a right to bear chickens.


Nowhere in the Constitution does it say that citizens DON't have a right to bear chickens...

/ bearchickens...
// IIRC the constitution is supposed to be what the Federal Government CAN do not what it cant...
2013-09-22 02:06:29 PM
1 votes:
I've often considered the fanatical gun owners to be more concerned with their cocks than anything else, but this dude is taking that way too literally.

I love me some guns, specifically pistols, but one of my buddies was espousing 'a 12 gauge for home defense' and 'an AR in the bugout bag' as well as something along the lines of point it at someone/someone pointing one at them.

I'm just...stunned. They live in HOUSTON, not even a 'bad' part of town. And they have 2-3 kids under 5. The statistics for at-home break-ins vs. the statistics for 'child accidentally killed by/with gun' are...not pleasant.

Is it just me, that finds this mentallity frightening? I mean, what compells people to think they the US is honestly going to devolve into an actual 3rd world country, with martial law? Is it possible? I guess. Is it likely enough that you should be predicating life choices on keeping guns and ammo in the house in a manner SPECIFICALLY intended solely for the purpose of shooting another human being (i.e. not remotely hunting related)?

/CB75
/Formerly SW 686, Springfield Armory 1911, Buckmark Camper
2013-09-22 02:01:51 PM
1 votes:
Nowhere in the Constitution does it say that citizens have a right to bear chickens.
2013-09-22 01:55:57 PM
1 votes:
FTA: "There's food being prepared down here and it's illegal," he said. "I think it's silly because that can be a health hazard."
To be fair, guns are also a potential health hazard. But they don't carry salmonella, so at least there's that.
2013-09-22 01:52:49 PM
1 votes:
Keep farking that chicken, buddy!

/ I really need to buy that Kalashnikov; before they try to ban them, cause they are scary.
2013-09-22 01:40:38 PM
1 votes:
I like it...

I'M A MAN WITH A CHICKEN ON THE EDGE!!!!!

People who open carry are asking for someone to take their guns away...

"my half brick in a sock means I steal your unloaded AR"
 
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