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(WBAY Green Bay)   Man carries live chicken to protest open carry gun laws in Wisconsin   (wbay.com) divider line 107
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2013-09-22 01:40:38 PM
I like it...

I'M A MAN WITH A CHICKEN ON THE EDGE!!!!!

People who open carry are asking for someone to take their guns away...

"my half brick in a sock means I steal your unloaded AR"
 
2013-09-22 01:52:49 PM
Keep farking that chicken, buddy!

/ I really need to buy that Kalashnikov; before they try to ban them, cause they are scary.
 
2013-09-22 01:54:02 PM
It's because poultry is classified as an entirely different class of assault weapon, goober.

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-09-22 01:54:33 PM

baka-san: People who open carry are asking for someone to take their guns away...


No, they aren't.
 
2013-09-22 01:54:50 PM
Alice Cooper goes to Defcon 2.
 
2013-09-22 01:54:50 PM
no one panic. he had only one chicken; he was only half cocked.
 
2013-09-22 01:55:57 PM
FTA: "There's food being prepared down here and it's illegal," he said. "I think it's silly because that can be a health hazard."
To be fair, guns are also a potential health hazard. But they don't carry salmonella, so at least there's that.
 
2013-09-22 01:56:01 PM
When it looks like you're in danger/When you're threatened by a stranger...
 
2013-09-22 01:56:27 PM

phenn: baka-san: People who open carry are asking for someone to take their guns away...

No, they aren't.


If they are women, it's a raping they want.
 
2013-09-22 01:56:45 PM

Claude Ballse: It's because poultry is classified as an entirely different class of assault weapon, goober.

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x620]


Came for this reference.
 
2013-09-22 01:57:35 PM
He's absolutely right. We need to legalize chickens.
 
2013-09-22 01:58:24 PM
Well, that will certainly teach those people to not do that thing he doesn't like.
 
2013-09-22 02:00:23 PM
Bear arms... chicken wings...
 
2013-09-22 02:00:31 PM
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2013-09-22 02:01:00 PM
There's still chickens left that aren't nothing but blood and feathers?

I don't think that this was a very eggselent idea from this egghead.

This law has now come home to roost.

He's just ready to tar and feather the people who made the law.

He's trolling for some hot chicks.

We should listen to a few nuggets of his wisdom.

But why did he cross the road?

/ok I'll stop now
//at least he didn't go off half cocked
 
2013-09-22 02:01:51 PM
Nowhere in the Constitution does it say that citizens have a right to bear chickens.
 
2013-09-22 02:02:03 PM
Woulda been a better story if he was protesting concealed carry gun laws.  Shoulda at least strapped the chicken to his back.
 
2013-09-22 02:03:23 PM
I just hope and pray he didn't choke it.
 
2013-09-22 02:03:29 PM
You can tell this guy isn't a Republican because the chicken ain't dead from farking.
 
2013-09-22 02:04:55 PM

baka-san: People who open carry are asking for someone to take their guns away...

"my half brick in a sock means I steal your unloaded AR"


Who in their right mind would carry an unloaded firearm?
 
2013-09-22 02:06:13 PM
Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O. And on his farm he had a Glock, E-I-E-I-O. With a blam-blam here, and a blam-blam there, here a blam, there a blam, everywhere a blam blam!

His farm must've been in the South Side of Chicago.
 
2013-09-22 02:06:29 PM
I've often considered the fanatical gun owners to be more concerned with their cocks than anything else, but this dude is taking that way too literally.

I love me some guns, specifically pistols, but one of my buddies was espousing 'a 12 gauge for home defense' and 'an AR in the bugout bag' as well as something along the lines of point it at someone/someone pointing one at them.

I'm just...stunned. They live in HOUSTON, not even a 'bad' part of town. And they have 2-3 kids under 5. The statistics for at-home break-ins vs. the statistics for 'child accidentally killed by/with gun' are...not pleasant.

Is it just me, that finds this mentallity frightening? I mean, what compells people to think they the US is honestly going to devolve into an actual 3rd world country, with martial law? Is it possible? I guess. Is it likely enough that you should be predicating life choices on keeping guns and ammo in the house in a manner SPECIFICALLY intended solely for the purpose of shooting another human being (i.e. not remotely hunting related)?

/CB75
/Formerly SW 686, Springfield Armory 1911, Buckmark Camper
 
2013-09-22 02:08:54 PM
Now we have Assault Chickens.
Oh boy.
 
2013-09-22 02:09:58 PM

Arkanaut: Nowhere in the Constitution does it say that citizens have a right to bear chickens.


Nowhere in the Constitution does it say that citizens DON't have a right to bear chickens...

/ bearchickens...
// IIRC the constitution is supposed to be what the Federal Government CAN do not what it cant...
 
2013-09-22 02:10:49 PM
You know where this leads, eh?

Somebody is gonna charge you 25c to see the man eating chicken.
 
2013-09-22 02:11:21 PM

Arkanaut: Nowhere in the Constitution does it say that citizens have a right to bear chickens.


cdn2.dolimg.com
 
2013-09-22 02:11:21 PM

AMonkey'sUncle: When it looks like you're in danger/When you're threatened by a stranger...


Diarrhea
 
2013-09-22 02:12:07 PM

Rashnu: Woulda been a better story if he was protesting concealed carry gun laws.  Shoulda at least strapped the chicken to his back.


His chicken holster was at the cleaners.
Real shame, too, it's a real chick magnet.
 
2013-09-22 02:12:10 PM

ElLoco: baka-san: People who open carry are asking for someone to take their guns away...

"my half brick in a sock means I steal your unloaded AR"

Who in their right mind would carry an unloaded firearm?


Same idiot that carries an unloaded chicken.
Image is everything.
 
2013-09-22 02:12:25 PM
www.placekeeper.com


Was it an Assault Chicken?
 
2013-09-22 02:14:24 PM

snocone: Now we have Assault Chickens.
Oh boy.


i.imgur.com

What an assault chicken might look like.

/I do not recommend carrying one, concealed or otherwise
 
2013-09-22 02:15:06 PM

Amos Quito: Was it an Assault Chicken?


Damn, beat me.
 
2013-09-22 02:15:21 PM

snocone: Now we have Assault Chickens.
Oh boy.



Biatch!


/Mine was illustrated
 
2013-09-22 02:15:29 PM
He should have carried a big lollipop.
Same logic applies.

derp.
 
2013-09-22 02:17:05 PM
Did he hold the chicken sideways to prove how much of a badass he is?
 
2013-09-22 02:20:06 PM
Don't egg this guy on.  He's cocked and loaded, just ready to ruffle some feathers.  "What difference is a chicken going to make?", asks the man pointing a gun at the dude with the chicken.  Well, to the man pointing a gun at the dude with the chicken I say, don't count YOUR chickens before they hatch.  Some of those birds are vicious crime fighting machines than can peck and scratch your eyes out before you have a chance to blink.  So, ask yourself, do you feel clucky?  Well, do you punk?
 
2013-09-22 02:20:43 PM

the_rhino: AMonkey'sUncle: When it looks like you're in danger/When you're threatened by a stranger...

Diarrhea


You have just made my entire day. Thank you.
 
2013-09-22 02:22:14 PM
There are two rational reasons to carry a weapon with you in everyday life, open or not:

1) you're in a war

2) you're part of an underdeveloped society where the security gains outweigh the dangers of misuse and accidents

us.123rf.com

If those 2 options don't apply and you still insist in carrying, you have issues.
 
2013-09-22 02:22:51 PM

wildcardjack: You can tell this guy isn't a Republican because the chicken ain't dead from farking.


You can tell this guy isn't a Democrat because he's not kissing the arse of a black or Latino chicken
 
2013-09-22 02:25:32 PM

MrHappyRotter: Don't egg this guy on.  He's cocked and loaded, just ready to ruffle some feathers.  "What difference is a chicken going to make?", asks the man pointing a gun at the dude with the chicken.  Well, to the man pointing a gun at the dude with the chicken I say, don't count YOUR chickens before they hatch.  Some of those birds are vicious crime fighting machines than can peck and scratch your eyes out before you have a chance to blink.  So, ask yourself, do you feel clucky?  Well, do you punk?


Approves.

www.horrorhostmagazine.com
 
2013-09-22 02:25:42 PM
i1121.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-22 02:26:42 PM

kroonermanblack: I've often considered the fanatical gun owners to be more concerned with their cocks than anything else, but this dude is taking that way too literally.

I love me some guns, specifically pistols, but one of my buddies was espousing 'a 12 gauge for home defense' and 'an AR in the bugout bag' as well as something along the lines of point it at someone/someone pointing one at them.

I'm just...stunned. They live in HOUSTON, not even a 'bad' part of town. And they have 2-3 kids under 5. The statistics for at-home break-ins vs. the statistics for 'child accidentally killed by/with gun' are...not pleasant.

Is it just me, that finds this mentallity frightening? I mean, what compells people to think they the US is honestly going to devolve into an actual 3rd world country, with martial law? Is it possible? I guess. Is it likely enough that you should be predicating life choices on keeping guns and ammo in the house in a manner SPECIFICALLY intended solely for the purpose of shooting another human being (i.e. not remotely hunting related)?

/CB75
/Formerly SW 686, Springfield Armory 1911, Buckmark Camper


Care to share those statistics?
 
2013-09-22 02:29:16 PM

Chinchillazilla: Amos Quito: Was it an Assault Chicken?

Damn, beat me.



Yours was better - it showed the Assault Chicken's Bayonet Lug.
 
2013-09-22 02:30:59 PM

phenn: baka-san: People who open carry are asking for someone to take their guns away...

No, they aren't.


No, they're just assholes.
 
2013-09-22 02:31:42 PM

Chinchillazilla: Amos Quito: Was it an Assault Chicken?

Damn, beat me.


Me be fast, thee be slow.
Nice pic, tho.

I do need a ruling on the field,,,
How does a guy breaking the law with his chicken somehow equate with a guy adhering to the law with his gun?

THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE.
 
2013-09-22 02:34:41 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-22 02:35:05 PM
I feel safer with open carry laws. Only criminals, bullies, or the scared would want to hide their weapons.

If everyone open-carried a firearm, you would actually see crime disappear because the second you draw your weapon in a hostile manner, there are 20 people with guns on you to stop it. It is one hell of a deterrent.

Can you draw faster than grandma? Are you sure?

The only reason to take weapons away from the public is to control the public.
 
2013-09-22 02:35:47 PM

snocone: You know where this leads, eh?

Somebody is gonna charge you 25c to see the man eating chicken.


don't be such a geek.
 
2013-09-22 02:38:02 PM

whackamac: I feel safer with open carry laws. Only criminals, bullies, or the scared would want to hide their weapons.

If everyone open-carried a firearm, you would actually see crime disappear because the second you draw your weapon in a hostile manner, there are 20 people with guns on you to stop it. It is one hell of a deterrent.

Can you draw faster than grandma? Are you sure?

The only reason to take weapons away from the public is to control the public.


All very true.
Down to basics. The Herd Must Be Thinned.
Either go back to drowning FLK at birth, or arm 'em all to the teeth and duck.
 
2013-09-22 02:40:26 PM
Sure, you can have all the chickens you want. But because the DHS and the FEMA are stocking up for the Ameripocalypse, you can't get past the egg shortage. Thanks, Bacon Hamsein Obamlet.
 
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