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(TMZ)   George Zimmerman is avoiding divorce by hiding from his wife. Yeah, that'll work   (tmz.com) divider line 40
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2013-09-22 01:43:36 PM
5 votes:
He can get divorced, there are plenty of people in this thread alone lining up to suck his cock.
2013-09-22 01:57:13 PM
4 votes:
Holy shiat! What if Trayvon Martin was actually trying to serve George Zimmerman with Divorce Papers!

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2013-09-22 01:27:10 PM
4 votes:
You know, I respected him back when he was just a child murderer. But now it's getting hard to defend him.
2013-09-22 01:24:18 PM
4 votes:
Want to bring him out of hiding? Have a black teen walk down the street wearing a hoodie and eating Skittles. To Zimmerman that's like catnip.
2013-09-22 12:16:24 PM
4 votes:
Can't he just shoot her?
2013-09-22 11:50:34 AM
4 votes:
He should just stand his ground.
2013-09-22 02:05:24 PM
3 votes:
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Remeber folks, Zimmerman's entire defense is that he was a big pussy
2013-09-22 03:39:21 PM
2 votes:

cosmiquemuffin: How the heck do you grab and pound the shiat out of guy's head without getting his DNA on your hands or under your fingernails?


Clearly that's just one more point in the tally of "Reasons why Trayvon Martin really was behaving suspiciously".  How INDEED?  I think it's because Martin cleaned his own fingernails prior to shooting himself with Zimmerman's gun.  Suspicious.
2013-09-22 02:59:47 PM
2 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?


With any luck, Georgie will see Miley in a hoody eating skittles.

DEADLY, DEADLY Skittles!!
2013-09-22 02:48:27 PM
2 votes:

RussianPooper: The people have their witch and they won't stop until the witch is dead.


I'm fairly certain he weighs way more than a duck.
2013-09-22 01:33:15 PM
2 votes:

iheartscotch: Duuuuuude; divorce that girl, before she Lorena Bobetts you.


Considering that Zimmerman had the police called on him for showing up at his in-laws house and threatening to shoot them and his estranged wife, I'd say that she needs to divorce him before he George Zimmermans her.
2013-09-22 01:12:47 PM
2 votes:
Just think, if he had been convicted like he should have been, he wouldn't have all these problems.
2013-09-22 01:07:47 PM
2 votes:
What a stand-up guy. There's no way he'd ever lie about the events of certain situatinos to keep himself out of jail.
2013-09-22 01:07:17 PM
2 votes:

HighOnCraic: He should just stand his ground.


I'm going to take a shot in the dark, but I believe that strategy won't work this time.
2013-09-22 01:06:55 PM
2 votes:
Hmmmmmm, if only there was a way to murder someone in cold blood and get away with it...
2013-09-22 11:55:02 AM
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: DRINK!


Well at least it's almost noon.
2013-09-22 11:50:49 AM
2 votes:

BizarreMan: Maybe the lawyers can't find him but I'd lay money on TMZ or The Enquirer having a bead on him before the end of the day.


All they gotta do is check the nearby gun shops. He'll be in one of them
2013-09-22 11:40:07 AM
2 votes:
DRINK!
2013-09-23 09:07:40 AM
1 votes:

PunGent: there's SOME evidence M was on top of Z


Right. Zimmerman's word, which I'm sure we can safely say means that at no time was he on top. amirite?

PunGent: Your link says "fingernail scrapings" were taken from M.

Now, make a fist.  Look at it.

See how your fingernails are ON THE INSIDE?

Tough to get DNA transfer there.


Most interesting revelation from the trial: "Martin's own DNA was not found in the scrapings from under his nails."

Fact: Martin was never there.
2013-09-22 09:24:20 PM
1 votes:

cretinbob: RoyHobbs22: He won't shoot his wife, she's white.  I certainly hope the mailman delivering the certified letter of divorce paraphernalia is not a minority.

You sure that she's white? She looks hispanic.

[a.abcnews.com image 640x360]


You sure about that?  She looks half Hutt
2013-09-22 06:19:17 PM
1 votes:

kortex: First off, why are we still hearing about him? Second, divorce her! I wish I could be lucky enough to have my wife want to divorce me.

/can't flim flam the zim zam


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2013-09-22 04:38:51 PM
1 votes:
I see the Zimmer Rimmers are out in force as usual.
2013-09-22 03:19:11 PM
1 votes:
"You're wrong!"
"No, you're wrong!"
"No, YOU'RE wrong!"
"No, YOU'RE WRONG!"
"NO, YOU'RE WRONG!"
2013-09-22 02:23:48 PM
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: rhondajeremy: Mid_mo_mad_man: Billy Bathsalt: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Bslim: jonny_q: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.

Or, you know, maybe this is the toll taken on a person who, through just trying to be a good person, becomes a household name and is called a "unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole" likely to start a mass-shooting by random people on the internet. He can't go in public without being hated. Hell... he can't even help out as the witness of an accident without accusation that his lawyer stages the whole thing. It's no wonder his family fell apart.

Of course, I'm no more sure of my theory than you are of yours, but guess which version is more likely based on the facts....

Just like what happened to OJ.

Except OJ actually murdered two people and Zimmerman didn't.

You're exactly right.  Zimmerman actually murdered one person.

.

No, Zimmerman did not murder anyone. Please learn what the word you use mean before posting.

Go grammar Nazi go!!!



I'm not a grammar nazi. I was saying that the jury said it was lawful killing which is not a murder. Calling him a murderer is libel/slander.


No, the jury did not find it to be a lawful killing, all they decided was that there was not enough evidence to overcome the burden of proof.

It is almost a foregone conclusion that he will be found civilly liable if the Martin family decides to pursue it further.
2013-09-22 02:21:10 PM
1 votes:

cretinbob: RoyHobbs22: He won't shoot his wife, she's white.  I certainly hope the mailman delivering the certified letter of divorce paraphernalia is not a minority.
You sure that she's white? She looks hispanic.
[a.abcnews.com image 640x360]


She looks like a Grade-A coont. It should have been a match made in heaven. Damn you, Trayvon Martin, for destroying such a beautiful marriage!
2013-09-22 01:59:58 PM
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: The J4M crowd on Fark seems to know nothing about the shooting they are wanting to lynch him for. A sane rational person who followed the case knows with out a shadow of doubt that the verdict was correct. No shred of evidence says that it was a justified killing. Race baiters and suffers of whit guilt turned it into a circus and ruined this mans life. I guarantee that if it was two white men involed this wouldn't even gone to trail. People need to accept the facts and move on.


Freudian slip there, son?
2013-09-22 01:53:53 PM
1 votes:
I'm getting a kick out of the inability of the haters to spell worth a damn, today.
2013-09-22 01:50:17 PM
1 votes:

freak7: Mugato: He can get divorced, there are plenty of people in this thread alone lining up to suck his cock.

Better than siding with a violent criminal.


So there are points where you'd suck a dick, huh?

lol
2013-09-22 01:50:08 PM
1 votes:
I'm betting on the mass shooting or suicide by cop.
On that day, even though I don't drink and haven't had a drop since 1986, I will have a beer.
And laugh.
/hope his wife gets all the money he fraudulently scammed raised
2013-09-22 01:27:59 PM
1 votes:

jaytkay: Do they have kids?


Nope, George caught them in the Halloween candy.
2013-09-22 01:22:04 PM
1 votes:
1. I don't care to hear about farking George Zimmerman every time he takes a farking shiat. It's almost like 24 hour news networks use him to fill vacant time slots. He was acquitted; get over it.

2. Duuuuuude; divorce that girl, before she Lorena Bobetts you.

3. I should really get stock in scotch and popcorn stocks for these threads.
2013-09-22 01:19:39 PM
1 votes:
He just wants to make a big entrance for once in his life.
2013-09-22 01:18:58 PM
1 votes:
Eat a bullet already you stupid fark.
2013-09-22 01:17:13 PM
1 votes:
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2013-09-22 01:16:58 PM
1 votes:

Shostie: Someone needs to tell him what the phase "in abstentia" means.


You could take notes too.
2013-09-22 01:09:26 PM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: DRINK!


i think I'm still drunk from the earlier Zimmy posts

/gonna need a liver transplant
2013-09-22 01:05:20 PM
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?


I've got bets in both

/just to be safe
//win-win, no matter who loses
2013-09-22 12:27:34 PM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: DRINK!



I bet Alcoholics Anonymous just LOVES this guy.
2013-09-22 11:49:23 AM
1 votes:
Maybe the lawyers can't find him but I'd lay money on TMZ or The Enquirer having a bead on him before the end of the day.
2013-09-22 11:35:45 AM
1 votes:
Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?
 
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