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2013-09-22 11:47:08 AM
10 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?


Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.
2013-09-22 01:55:29 PM
6 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: People need to move the heck on.


Zimmerman's defense was paid for by political advocacy groups. You don't get to back someone for political ends (which he accepted) and then say "move on" once he's done serving your purposes. (I mean the collective you, not you specifically.) A lot of causes got into bed with this guy, and now they have to see how it all plays out. That was always my argument from the beginning - why in the hell are gun groups backing THIS guy. It's such a murky case, racially charged, with a sympathetic shooting victim, and the shooter is so obviously an unbalanced person. It was very shortsighted. The odds of him killing again, or killing himself, or getting involved in some other bad shiat, are very high. As a gun owner, this is not at all the person I want representing me in the eyes of the general public.
2013-09-22 01:19:05 PM
5 votes:
The guns rights activists picked a great poster boy with this guy. I'm sure he'll do them proud.
2013-09-22 02:05:24 PM
4 votes:
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Remeber folks, Zimmerman's entire defense is that he was a big pussy
2013-09-22 01:33:15 PM
4 votes:

iheartscotch: Duuuuuude; divorce that girl, before she Lorena Bobetts you.


Considering that Zimmerman had the police called on him for showing up at his in-laws house and threatening to shoot them and his estranged wife, I'd say that she needs to divorce him before he George Zimmermans her.
2013-09-22 01:23:07 PM
4 votes:
News Alert To Farkers: People going through divorce react in many different ways, sometimes not optimally.

It's not news.
It's has nothing to do with the case.

Stop acting like vultures.

Divorce is farked up for many people.  I am glad to know your divorce resulted in two fine, rational, pleasant, non angry, non traumatized, productive, forever friends.

Both of them have my best wishes.
2013-09-22 01:14:49 PM
4 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?


Miley is just making bad choices on stage. Zimmerman can be counted to fark up every aspect of his personal life.

/ Plus Miley never murdered anybody
2013-09-22 01:09:38 PM
4 votes:
10 to 1, he shoots the wife before it's all said and done.
2013-09-22 01:09:13 PM
4 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.


Yeah, it's almost like being tortured by the media for a year and being put on trial on trumped up charges might have a slight effect on your psyche.

I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't have PTSD with all he's been through.
2013-09-22 02:54:43 PM
3 votes:

freak7: Mercutio74: What's your source for Martin's demeanor?

What's your source for any of your assumptions? We have Zimmerman's recorded call as well as his interviews with police. Either he's a master liar who planned this whole event so he could kill a black guy, or he's telling the truth.

Come on, tell us how you know anything about what Martin was doing or how he felt that night?


You've got the tougher job.  You're trying to say that you know exactly what happened because Zimmerman said so.  Don't forget, this is a guy who finds someone he doesn't know having their garage door open at night suspicious.  So suspicious it's worth calling 911.  So, judging by the sheer volume of 911 calls that Zimmerman had originated, my tendency is to think he might have his suspicion threshold tuned a little too finely.

My take on the matter is that the only first hand testimony we have about what happened prior to Zimmerman and Martin getting into a physical altercation is the word of the guy who ended up killing the only other witness.  I'm sorry, but I detect that the guy who killed the other guy might have a vested interest in making sure that the shooting was justified.

Me, I think the story is probably more complicated than Zimmerman needs us to believe.  You, on the other hand, have some kind of desire to believe the eyewitness testimony of the accused.
2013-09-22 02:28:01 PM
3 votes:

freak7: Mercutio74: Shot for defending himself against an armed weirdo who was following him for no reason?

No, shot for attacking somebody that was doing nothing more than reporting a suspicious person to the police.


Yes, the armed man with a long history of violent crime stalking a child he didn't know after dark was doing nothing wrong.
2013-09-22 02:22:40 PM
3 votes:
So..somebody mentioned OJ up thread and it reminds me of a pet peeve of mine.


I've seen quite a few people that defend Zimmerman and also profess OJ was a murdering murderer.

Why is the finding of the court the "end all be all" in Zimmerman's case, but not OJ's?
2013-09-22 02:19:53 PM
3 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: Zimmerman's defense was paid for by political advocacy groups. You don't get to back someone for political ends (which he accepted) and then say "move on" once he's done serving your purposes. (I mean the collective you, not you specifically.) A lot of causes got into bed with this guy, and now they have to see how it all plays out. That was always my argument from the beginning - why in the hell are gun groups backing THIS guy. It's such a murky case, racially charged, with a sympathetic shooting victim, and the shooter is so obviously an unbalanced person. It was very shortsighted. The odds of him killing again, or killing himself, or getting involved in some other bad shiat, are very high. As a gun owner, this is not at all the person I want representing me in the eyes of the general public.


They've already covered that aspect.  If he does anything now, ANYTHING, it's all part of the liberal conspiracy to smear him and/or the liberal msm media hounded him to do it.  Doesn't matter if he posts online he's going out to rape children, then goes out and rapes children right on Fox News, it's the liberals fault.
2013-09-22 01:43:36 PM
3 votes:
He can get divorced, there are plenty of people in this thread alone lining up to suck his cock.
2013-09-22 01:18:58 PM
3 votes:
Eat a bullet already you stupid fark.
2013-09-22 01:06:55 PM
3 votes:
Hmmmmmm, if only there was a way to murder someone in cold blood and get away with it...
2013-09-22 06:59:30 PM
2 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.

Yeah, it's almost like being tortured by the media for a year and being put on trial on trumped up charges might have a slight effect on your psyche.

I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't have PTSD with all he's been through.


A child died. The bullet came from his gun. Legally justified or not, if our society weren't pissed off,  something would be seriously wrong with us.

Social consequences exist for a myriad of reasons, and they aren't all bad ones.
2013-09-22 03:37:31 PM
2 votes:

freak7: jaytkay: ...because Zimmerman killed the other witness.

I guess the witness that saw Trayvon on top of George, swinging away, doesn't fit into your version of events so you choose to pretend he doesn't exist.


...except that there was no Zimmerman DNA found on Trayvon Martin's hands.  How the heck do you grab and pound the shiat out of guy's head without getting his DNA on your hands or under your fingernails?
http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/news/documents/2012/09/19/case_pa rt _5_Gorgone_FDLE_complete_report_7_26_12_.pdf
2013-09-22 03:26:07 PM
2 votes:

freak7: You know how I know you don't know the basic facts of the case?


You know how I know you haven't read the actual testimony?
2013-09-22 02:53:07 PM
2 votes:

freak7: The problem with you Trayvon supporters is you have nothing but speculation to back up your position

...

...because Zimmerman killed the other witness.
2013-09-22 02:39:19 PM
2 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: grumpfuff: So..somebody mentioned OJ up thread and it reminds me of a pet peeve of mine.


I've seen quite a few people that defend Zimmerman and also profess OJ was a murdering murderer.

Why is the finding of the court the "end all be all" in Zimmerman's case, but not OJ's?

No one ever doubted Zimmerman shot Martin. It was a self defense case. OJ denied it from the get go. It's an apple and oranges situation. I think OJ did it but the case was botched and he walked. I'm not angry over it. The state didn't prove his case beyond a doubt. Now I do agree with the civil case outcome. That's another thing Zimmerman is immune from civil action. He's free and legally it's a settled marter


That really didn't address my question.

What I'm saying is there are people who say something to the effect of "Zimmerman was tried and found not guilty, so you have to accept that, but OJ is a murdering murderer who murders,even though he was tried and found not guilty."

It reminds me a lot of the "Obama is an empty suit dictator!" nonsense.
2013-09-22 02:35:35 PM
2 votes:

freak7: Well except that Trayvon didn't take of running right away, he stood there looking at Zim for a bit before doing so. All this time he's on the phone, shooting the breeze with his female friend. Yeah, he was terrified, right?


What's your source for Martin's demeanor?

/I'm going to guess... Zimmerman's account of the events, right?  :)
//Do you see a theme to your posts yet?  I do.
2013-09-22 02:34:13 PM
2 votes:

iheartscotch: shower_in_my_socks: iheartscotch: they didn't find the gun that was supposedly involved.

Yes they did. The police chief said they found the gun in his truck, which is where his wife on the 911 tape said he was and that he was "raging" and threatening them to come closer. He was still standing by his truck when the police arrived. The confusion is that he was not carrying the gun ON HIS PERSON during the incident. But it was right there the whole time.

I'll have to read the story again, then.

Still, I'm going with vindictive wife on this one. She's the one who got hit with the perjury charge during the trial. That's going to color any divorce proceeding. That is, unless, she can make zim look like a deranged mad man. Divorce is a very interesting thing; both parties lie, out of their asses, to screw over the other party.


She doesn't have to lie here though - "Your honor, my husband was involved in a highly publicized and controversial murder trial where we were threatened and had to go into hiding. Even though I was in fear for my life, he chose to be an AW by touring a gun factory after the verdict. His actions are reckless and negligent."
2013-09-22 02:26:21 PM
2 votes:
I'm happy George Zimmerman will never again have peace.

I sleep great at night know that piece of shiate will never rest or have a life again.

Fark him!
2013-09-22 02:21:47 PM
2 votes:

freak7: When that person then hops on you, bangs your head off the cement and then continues taking swings? You're goddamn right it is. Trayvon was a violent thug with a long history of criminal activity and got exactly what he deserved.


He was just a kid.

I bet you're a Christian, aren't you?
2013-09-22 02:16:05 PM
2 votes:

freak7: Trayvon was a violent thug with a long history of criminal activity and got exactly what he deserved.


Shot for defending himself against an armed weirdo who was following him for no reason?
2013-09-22 01:57:11 PM
2 votes:
I like to think that zim sits alone in the dark every night, obsessively listening to the creaks in his home, wondering if someone's inside and looking to shoot him, and thinks to himself every 30 seconds or so..."I shoulda stayed in the farking truck."
2013-09-22 01:40:23 PM
2 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Bslim: jonny_q: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.

Or, you know, maybe this is the toll taken on a person who, through just trying to be a good person, becomes a household name and is called a "unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole" likely to start a mass-shooting by random people on the internet. He can't go in public without being hated. Hell... he can't even help out as the witness of an accident without accusation that his lawyer stages the whole thing. It's no wonder his family fell apart.

Of course, I'm no more sure of my theory than you are of yours, but guess which version is more likely based on the facts....

Just like what happened to OJ.

Except OJ actually murdered two people and Zimmerman didn't.


You're exactly right.  Zimmerman actually murdered one person.
2013-09-22 01:29:41 PM
2 votes:
Can we please stop talking about this man.  We really need to move on.  I think we may have eclipsed the Jon and Kate plus 8 derp.
2013-09-22 01:24:56 PM
2 votes:
Does he really think that hiding will somehow make the divorce go away? After however long is required, his wife will petition the state for the divorce on grounds of abandonment. She'll end up with all of their stuff. Real wise and mature there, George.
2013-09-22 01:24:07 PM
2 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?


I don't see how Miley is self destructing. Other than an admittedly tasteless concert and music video she's done nothing overtly bad. I mean, she doesn't seem to be stumbling through a revolving door between rehab and coke-fueled party binges.
2013-09-22 01:22:14 PM
2 votes:
Am I the only one who saw this bloated gash for being the opportunistic, gold digging fish market coming a LONG time ago?

She'll be playing the 'ahma victim' schtick on talk shows soon enough - I doubt she'll go full Goslin as there's not enough dim lighting and lipo to make the jump... and the dumb bastage will be poor and in custody in less than I year...
2013-09-22 01:19:14 PM
2 votes:
See kids what happens when you go around paling wanna-be cop with a gun?
2013-09-22 01:12:16 PM
2 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.


Or, you know, maybe this is the toll taken on a person who, through just trying to be a good person, becomes a household name and is called a "unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole" likely to start a mass-shooting by random people on the internet. He can't go in public without being hated. Hell... he can't even help out as the witness of an accident without accusation that his lawyer stages the whole thing. It's no wonder his family fell apart.

Of course, I'm no more sure of my theory than you are of yours, but guess which version is more likely based on the facts....
2013-09-22 01:07:47 PM
2 votes:
What a stand-up guy. There's no way he'd ever lie about the events of certain situatinos to keep himself out of jail.
2013-09-22 12:16:24 PM
2 votes:
Can't he just shoot her?
2013-09-22 11:49:23 AM
2 votes:
Maybe the lawyers can't find him but I'd lay money on TMZ or The Enquirer having a bead on him before the end of the day.
2013-09-23 09:12:17 AM
1 votes:

PsiChick: Penman: PsiChick: Even if you were right, guess what?

Kid's still dead. People are still going to be upset. Same as if a police officer shot a child who was in full-blown meltdown and mentally ill. No matter how justified, society mourns dead children. Your point is totally irrelevant.

Well yeah if you think it's sad when anybody at all dies, then I guess that's true.

Most people do think it's a bit sad, yes, but society reserves special emotions for children. Because, you know, if we were hardwired not to care about children,  humans wouldn't exist as a species.


This is what the Zimmerman defenders will never get. Most of us have within ourselves certain biases and, dare I say it, "moral" precepts not taught by any church, religion or parent. One of those is that we tend to find the killing of children abhorrent, and those who kill children even more so. This is one of the things that has made our species grow to the 7 billion it is now.

Unfortunately in some people their fear that black males are so dangerous as to no longer be children (much less human) has screwed their psyches up badly enough that even that hardwiring shorts out, and they are actually able to excuse and even venerate the death of said child at the hands of an adult who took it upon himself to initiate the contact that led to that child's death.

Child killers will never get my sympathy, empathy or support. Even prison inmates don't like child killers. I do hope Zimmerman lives a long life (if he decides not to have a lead eggroll), and I hope during that life he sees the image of Trayvon Martin's face as the bullet ripped through his body, his face as the last breath left his lungs, his face as he stiffened and died on the lawn near his father's house. Every motherf*cking time he closes his eyes, even when he blinks.
2013-09-23 04:11:42 AM
1 votes:

Penman: Let's be honest: Zimmerman was a fatty. Trayvon outclassed him. Fortunately Zimmerman was able to use his training to outsmart his attacker.


Heh.

I know you're a troll account and all, but what training would that be, exactly?
2013-09-23 01:11:58 AM
1 votes:

Penman: PsiChick: Even if you were right, guess what?

Kid's still dead. People are still going to be upset. Same as if a police officer shot a child who was in full-blown meltdown and mentally ill. No matter how justified, society mourns dead children. Your point is totally irrelevant.

Well yeah if you think it's sad when anybody at all dies, then I guess that's true.


Most people do think it's a bit sad, yes, but society reserves special emotions for children. Because, you know, if we were hardwired not to care about children,  humans wouldn't exist as a species.
2013-09-23 12:58:54 AM
1 votes:

Penman: udhq: Penman: PsiChick: MadAzza: PsiChick:

A child died.

Oh, for fark's sake, here we go again. DRINK!

No. Facts are not disputable. A minor, a person under eighteen, is a child. A child is afforded extra protections by society. A child is dead. The gun came from Zimmerman's bullet. Whether or not you like it, whether or not you feel it was  legally justified,  people will have a problem with this.

You do not get to ignore the real world because it's annoying you.

The child was physically bigger and stronger, and attacked Zimmerman, slamming his head against the sidewalk. If Zimmerman hadn't acted to stop this "child" he himself would be dead.

That's just not true. Zimmerman had a significant weight advantage over Trayvon, was trained in MMA, and had the element of surprise.

If you seriously believe that a seventeen year old kid who was allegedly intoxicated was able to overpower hits much bigger assailant, then I've got a bridge to sell you.

Let's be honest: Zimmerman was a fatty. Trayvon outclassed him. Fortunately Zimmerman was able to use his training to outsmart his attacker.


Sure, if by "outsmart" you mean "shoot in cold blood" and by "attacker" you mean "the child that he was stalking after dark."
2013-09-23 12:47:10 AM
1 votes:

Penman: PsiChick: MadAzza: PsiChick:

A child died.

Oh, for fark's sake, here we go again. DRINK!

No. Facts are not disputable. A minor, a person under eighteen, is a child. A child is afforded extra protections by society. A child is dead. The gun came from Zimmerman's bullet. Whether or not you like it, whether or not you feel it was  legally justified,  people will have a problem with this.

You do not get to ignore the real world because it's annoying you.

The child was physically bigger and stronger, and attacked Zimmerman, slamming his head against the sidewalk. If Zimmerman hadn't acted to stop this "child" he himself would be dead.


Even if you were right, guess what?

Kid's still dead. People are still going to be upset. Same as if a police officer shot a child who was in full-blown meltdown and mentally ill. No matter how justified, society mourns dead children. Your point is totally irrelevant.
2013-09-23 12:37:32 AM
1 votes:

Penman: PsiChick: MadAzza: PsiChick:

A child died.

Oh, for fark's sake, here we go again. DRINK!

No. Facts are not disputable. A minor, a person under eighteen, is a child. A child is afforded extra protections by society. A child is dead. The gun came from Zimmerman's bullet. Whether or not you like it, whether or not you feel it was  legally justified,  people will have a problem with this.

You do not get to ignore the real world because it's annoying you.

The child was physically bigger and stronger, and attacked Zimmerman, slamming his head against the sidewalk. If Zimmerman hadn't acted to stop this "child" he himself would be dead.


That's just not true. Zimmerman had a significant weight advantage over Trayvon, was trained in MMA, and had the element of surprise.

If you seriously believe that a seventeen year old kid who was allegedly intoxicated was able to overpower hits much bigger assailant, then I've got a bridge to sell you.
2013-09-23 12:31:46 AM
1 votes:

s2s2s2: rewind2846: s2s2s2:
"Classy"

Hey, I'm not the one on his knees defending a killer.
Whatever floats your dinghy, though...

Having an opinion = sucking the D(NTTATWWT)?


You can believe that the evidence wasn't there to convict (which I happen to agree with) and still think that there was a terrible miscarriage of justice, that Zimmerman is clearly a violent thug, and that the campaign to smear the victim was abhorrent.
2013-09-22 09:47:58 PM
1 votes:

freak7: NightOwl2255: So, Frep, which witness testified that Martin sucker punched Zimmerman? You state it as a fact so I assume you have proof.

Zim said it in his statements to police. Can you prove it's not true?


Can you prove it is?

/no dog in this fight
//just a fan of intellectual honesty
2013-09-22 09:44:34 PM
1 votes:
s2s2s2: The guy who saw what freak7 says he saw, was Mark Goode. He testified that George looked him in the eye and asked for help, from underneath Trayvon.

Your comprehension of reality is very limited. My sympathies. That must be difficult for you.

1) His first name is not Mark.

2) His last name is not Goode.

3) He did not testify that "George looked him in the eye and asked for help, from underneath Trayvon".

Good luck in life.

You need it.
2013-09-22 09:27:18 PM
1 votes:

PunGent: cosmiquemuffin: freak7: jaytkay: ...because Zimmerman killed the other witness.

I guess the witness that saw Trayvon on top of George, swinging away, doesn't fit into your version of events so you choose to pretend he doesn't exist.

...except that there was no Zimmerman DNA found on Trayvon Martin's hands.  How the heck do you grab and pound the shiat out of guy's head without getting his DNA on your hands or under your fingernails?
http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/news/documents/2012/09/19/case_pa rt _5_Gorgone_FDLE_complete_report_7_26_12_.pdf

Have you never been in a fight?

Possibility one:  Head butt to Z's nose, the cops probably didn't swab M's forehead, and even if they did, DNA transfer isn't 100 percent automatic, every time.  Real life isn't like CSI.

Possibility two:  M grabs Z's clothes/jacket front/shoulders, and slams him into the pavement.  No likely DNA transfer.

Possibility three:  M grabs Z's ears, slams him into the pavement.  STILL no guaranteed DNA transfer.  No idea if the cops ever tried to get prints off Z, or his clothes.

The blood from Z's nose (as opposed to the back of his head) was the most likely thing to get on M, and if it didn't start flowing immediately, even a bare-handed punch wouldn't guarantee transfer.

Life doesn't always imitate Tarantino movies...


Possibility Occam: Martin didn't beat on Zimmerman.  If you are beating the crap out of a guy it is a long stretch to have zero none nada DNA on your hands as a result.
2013-09-22 09:07:26 PM
1 votes:

freak7: My belief is that there's an eyewitness that places Trayvon on top of George, throwing punches, less than a minute before the shot is fired.


The court testimony does not match your belief.  Normal people understand belief is different from fact.

But don't feel bad. I'm sure George will be having fund-raisers where you can release your "belief" all over his face (or vice versa, whatever, I do not judge you two).
2013-09-22 09:00:09 PM
1 votes:

PsiChick: MadAzza: PsiChick:

A child died.

Oh, for fark's sake, here we go again. DRINK!

No. Facts are not disputable. A minor, a person under eighteen, is a child. A child is afforded extra protections by society. A child is dead. The gun came from Zimmerman's bullet. Whether or not you like it, whether or not you feel it was  legally justified,  people will have a problem with this.

You do not get to ignore the real world because it's annoying you.


Had that child* not been shot, that man* would have been arrested for assault, and taken to big boy jail.

*Trayvon
2013-09-22 08:48:16 PM
1 votes:

MadAzza: PsiChick:

A child died.

Oh, for fark's sake, here we go again. DRINK!


No. Facts are not disputable. A minor, a person under eighteen, is a child. A child is afforded extra protections by society. A child is dead. The gun came from Zimmerman's bullet. Whether or not you like it, whether or not you feel it was  legally justified,  people will have a problem with this.

You do not get to ignore the real world because it's annoying you.
2013-09-22 08:46:11 PM
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: The J4M crowd on Fark seems to know nothing about the shooting they are wanting to lynch him for. A sane rational person who followed the case knows with out a shadow of doubt that the verdict was correct. No shred of evidence says that it was a justified killing. Race baiters and suffers of whit guilt turned it into a circus and ruined this mans life. I guarantee that if it was two white men involed this wouldn't even gone to trail. People need to accept the facts and move on.


are you contradicting your self here? is this a Freudian slip? a Jungian slip? because what you wrote is correct, there is no justification for the killing of Martin by Zimmerman. none. it never had to happen. and so far as i'm concerned any bad thing that happens to Zimmerman is karma. and i hope there is lots of it.
2013-09-22 07:50:35 PM
1 votes:
Whatever the thing with Martin, Zimmerman and his whole bullshiat thing is a hilarious trainwreck. This stupid farker has been paraded around as some sort of symbol of "Stand yer Ground" type shiat and it turns out he's a farking moron in real life. Yeah, Florida said he's not guilty, that's fine. But he's a douche of the highest caliber, a wannbe cop who couldn't cut it and who decided to buy a POS pistol and play cop in his shiatty, cookie cutter development.

He's the asshole who helped make gunshows no fun anymore. 90% of you wouldn't even like his stupid ass in person. I find it absolutely hilarious that the retards on the right have chosen to make this loser some sort of symbol. As each year passes the right is choosing worse and worse "poster boys". First a pants shiatting musician who  crows for war yet got out of Vietnam. Next was a "white hispanic" who is mentally unstable and couldn't get into the Police Academy.
2013-09-22 07:25:17 PM
1 votes:
Wow, between this thread and the Benghazi threads, Troll7 is eating like a king!
2013-09-22 06:52:00 PM
1 votes:

MadAzza: OK. Supposing I point a gun at you. You, too, have a gun. You freak out, and shoot and kill me. However, my gun was unloaded.

Haha, joke's on you! You go to prison for 20 years, because your life was not in danger.

And what you "felt" doesn't matter, just like you wanted.


Fair enough, you got me there.

I was thinking more along the lines of "If you are in a fist fight and losing, don't shoot the other guy dead (or at all, for that matter).  Especially if you were looking for trouble in the first place."  I just expressed myself really poorly.

It seems odd to me that a regular civilian can arm themselves and literally go into society, look for suspicious people, follow someone that meets their personal criteria of suspicious, engage them, follow them further, physically fight them, and then shoot them and that's all perfectly legal.  It boggles my mind.
2013-09-22 06:41:26 PM
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: cretinbob: RoyHobbs22: He won't shoot his wife, she's white.  I certainly hope the mailman delivering the certified letter of divorce paraphernalia is not a minority.
You sure that she's white? She looks hispanic.
[a.abcnews.com image 640x360]

She looks like a Grade-A coont. It should have been a match made in heaven. Damn you, Trayvon Martin, for destroying such a beautiful marriage!


She had left the marital home the evening before the Big Bad Zim Zam Boom went on his estrogen fueled whiny rampage.
2013-09-22 06:30:48 PM
1 votes:

Fade2black: I didn't defend Zimmerman, but I also understood that Trayvon wasn't the baby-faced Cherub the media portrayed him as. There simply wasn't enough information on either side to make a definitive call on what happened that night, which is pretty sad.


But the question is what was Martin doing on that night that would warrant him being stalked and eventually killed by Zimmerman.  Martin may have been the next Bond villain waiting to happen, or he might have been the 2nd coming of Jesus...  that's immaterial.  Zimmerman went out that night looking for suspicious goings-on and ended up killing a teenager who didn't seem to do anything wrong.  Judging by the facts of the case, the worst thing he did was fight some weird dude that was following him.
2013-09-22 06:21:24 PM
1 votes:

freak7: cretinbob: Remeber folks, Zimmerman's entire defense is that he was a big pussy

Tell us about the times you've been sucker punched in the nose?


You know how I know you didn't pay attention to the trial?
2013-09-22 05:03:05 PM
1 votes:
It is really shameful that so many third parties spent so much energy labeling the wrong person a slimeball in the Zimmerman case.

I would think being George Zimmerman in Florida would be a very dangerous thing to be as almost anyone can shoot him dead on sight then claim 'Stand yer ground' as he's a known hot-headed killer with a gun.
2013-09-22 04:46:29 PM
1 votes:

phenn: Well, I'm not going to get into an argument on anymore Zim threads. I will only say that I disagree. I think the laws are correct and they were followed in this case. No, I do not like the idea that a mother lost her son. Never will. It's sad all around.


Personally I think the threshold for lethal self defence should be your life WAS in danger, not you FELT your life was in danger.
2013-09-22 04:34:49 PM
1 votes:

ThatDarkFellow: Trayvon Martin had it coming. Fact.


Lazy troll is lazy. Plonk.
2013-09-22 04:32:43 PM
1 votes:

phenn: One thing is for certain. The news media did an utterly superb job of trying and convicting this man before the case even went to trial.


It's the only reason this case got any attention. Before the media got involved, this was being swept under the rug.

Heck, the only reason they got an acquittal was because the spd didn't collect the forensic evidence they should have, because who cares, it was just a black kid.
2013-09-22 04:21:20 PM
1 votes:

phenn: One thing is for certain. The news media did an utterly superb job of trying and convicting this man before the case even went to trial.


Well, he did do it.  No one ever contradicted that, not even Zimmerman.  The only reason he got off is because self defence laws relating to firearms are so farked up.
2013-09-22 04:20:27 PM
1 votes:
Trayvon Martin had it coming. Fact.
2013-09-22 04:06:35 PM
1 votes:

freak7: Correct, John Good. He is the witness whose testimony you are misrepresenting.

Yeah, no. He said he saw Trayvon on top swinging away.


Nope. Go read the testimony. If you want to quote it here, don't be dishonest and skip the parts where he wasn't sure.
2013-09-22 03:59:13 PM
1 votes:

freak7: jaytkay: freak7: You know how I know you don't know the basic facts of the case?

You know how I know you haven't read the actual testimony?

You might want to review your notes before you comment again. To help point you in the right direction, you're looking for the witness named John.


Correct, John Good. He is the witness whose testimony you are misrepresenting.
2013-09-22 03:39:21 PM
1 votes:

cosmiquemuffin: How the heck do you grab and pound the shiat out of guy's head without getting his DNA on your hands or under your fingernails?


Clearly that's just one more point in the tally of "Reasons why Trayvon Martin really was behaving suspiciously".  How INDEED?  I think it's because Martin cleaned his own fingernails prior to shooting himself with Zimmerman's gun.  Suspicious.
2013-09-22 03:29:32 PM
1 votes:
static.someecards.com

First he was an asshole for not going into hiding after the trial.  Now he's an asshole for going into hiding after the trial.  Some people need to destroy him because they think he was supported by the people they hate.

Everybody drink!
2013-09-22 03:22:23 PM
1 votes:

freak7: You know how I know you don't know the basic facts of the case?


Ooh ooh!  I know this one.  Is it, "Because his account isn't the same as Zimmerman's"?
2013-09-22 03:14:43 PM
1 votes:

freak7: the witness that saw Trayvon on top of George, swinging away, doesn't fit into your version of events so you choose to pretend he doesn't exist.


There was no such witness. Sorry the facts don't fit your needs. That must be difficult for you.

A neighbor said he "might" have seen Trayvon swinging but it was too dark to tell.
2013-09-22 02:58:52 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, Zimmerman was really farked up. Luckily he apparently had Wolverine-like healing powers.
2013-09-22 02:50:59 PM
1 votes:

s2s2s2: rewind2846: I'm betting on the mass shooting or suicide by cop.
On that day, even though I don't drink and haven't had a drop since 1986, I will have a beer.
And laugh.
/hope his wife gets all the money he fraudulently scammed raised

Stay classy.


Oh I will. Haven't shot and killed any kids yet, so that's a win for me. I'm just waiting for this asshole to self-destruct... he was already proven to be a model of instability even before the incident that made him so infamous. If he decides to rearrange his dental work with a .45, I will not weep.
2013-09-22 02:47:05 PM
1 votes:

freak7: What's your source for any of your assumptions? We have Zimmerman's recorded call as well as his interviews with police. Either he's a master liar who planned this whole event so he could kill a black guy, or he's telling the truth.

Come on, tell us how you know anything about what Martin was doing or how he felt that night?


Or, perhaps, he considers all black teenagers wearing hoodies to be automatically suspicious?
2013-09-22 02:39:52 PM
1 votes:

iheartscotch: 1. I don't care to hear about farking George Zimmerman every time he takes a farking shiat. It's almost like 24 hour news networks use him to fill vacant time slots. He was acquitted; get over it.

2. Duuuuuude; divorce that girl, before she Lorena Bobetts you.

3. I should really get stock in scotch and popcorn stocks for these threads.


Posting on Fark clearly isn't your talent. Might I suggest highlights.com?
2013-09-22 02:38:14 PM
1 votes:

freak7: udhq: Yes, the armed man with a long history of violent crime stalking a child he didn't know after dark was doing nothing wrong.

George had no criminal record, care to check your facts before responding?


Only because he plead out after he punched that cop.

And that's not even taking into account the ex that he beat so badly she had to get a restraining order against him.

Or the cousin that he raped.
2013-09-22 02:36:35 PM
1 votes:

freak7: Sure I do, Zimmerman calling to report him. Are you suggesting that George reported him as part of a plan to legally murder a black guy?


So no credible evidence, then?
2013-09-22 02:35:47 PM
1 votes:
Anyone who doesn't fully realize that Zimmerman was anything but grossly negligent and criminally irresponsible is a delusional asshat.

...anyone who thinks Trayvon was an innocent, precious little snowflake is equally stupid and delusional.

Both made multiple mistakes.
Why did a grown man pursue a teen in the dark?
Why did he not listen to the advice of the dispatcher?

If Trayvon felt threatened by a "creepy ass cracker" why didn't he call 911?
Why did this "sweet and innocent" boy think that assaulting an adult in the dark would solve anything?

Both sides of this are idiots.
Race baiting.
Political agenda.
Media sensationalizing.
Knee jerk reaction.....etc.....etc.....

An asshole encountered a moron and a tragic death occurred. Period.

The ONLY debate is which one was the moron and which one was the asshole.
2013-09-22 02:30:51 PM
1 votes:

freak7: By observing their actions. Let me guess, you're about to claim that Trayvon was doing nothing to make himself suspicious and that George only called to report him because he saw a black kid in his all white paradise, right?


I'm sure you have some sort of credible evidence that Martin was behaving in a suspicious manner, right?
2013-09-22 02:29:28 PM
1 votes:

freak7: No, shot for attacking somebody that was doing nothing more than reporting a suspicious person to the police.


He did that from his vehicle. Only he knows what he did after that.

/you got a problem?
2013-09-22 02:28:54 PM
1 votes:

iheartscotch: I'll have to read the story again, then.


Police statements about it were confusing. They said he didn't have a gun on his person, but the chief said there was a gun in his truck, but at the same time the police were not allowed to search his truck. It's possible that when asked, Zimmerman just told them "yeah, I have a gun in my glovebox" or whatever. I would be shocked if Zimmerman ever leaves his house again without a gun, either on him or at least in his vehicle. I sure as hell wouldn't go out without a gun if I was him now.
2013-09-22 02:28:29 PM
1 votes:

jonny_q: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.

Or, you know, maybe this is the toll taken on a person who, through just trying to be a good person, becomes a household name and is called a "unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole" likely to start a mass-shooting by random people on the internet. He can't go in public without being hated. Hell... he can't even help out as the witness of an accident without accusation that his lawyer stages the whole thing. It's no wonder his family fell apart.

Of course, I'm no more sure of my theory than you are of yours, but guess which version is more likely based on the facts....


He gets pulled over, he has a gun concealed in the glove box.  He has a fight with his wife and acts like a farking crazy person.  That in itself can send someone 'round the twist, and more likely so if it's not true.  I didn't say he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole - I said his problems since that conviction have made him start to look like one.
2013-09-22 02:25:52 PM
1 votes:

freak7: By observing their actions. Let me guess, you're about to claim that Trayvon was doing nothing to make himself suspicious and that George only called to report him because he saw a black kid in his all white paradise, right?


No, I mean if YOU'RE the guy who's being defined as suspicious, how do you know that YOU'RE suspicious?  I think your inability to look at the situation from the point of view of anyone but Zimmerman is pretty telling.
2013-09-22 02:23:48 PM
1 votes:

Mid_mo_mad_man: rhondajeremy: Mid_mo_mad_man: Billy Bathsalt: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Bslim: jonny_q: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.

Or, you know, maybe this is the toll taken on a person who, through just trying to be a good person, becomes a household name and is called a "unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole" likely to start a mass-shooting by random people on the internet. He can't go in public without being hated. Hell... he can't even help out as the witness of an accident without accusation that his lawyer stages the whole thing. It's no wonder his family fell apart.

Of course, I'm no more sure of my theory than you are of yours, but guess which version is more likely based on the facts....

Just like what happened to OJ.

Except OJ actually murdered two people and Zimmerman didn't.

You're exactly right.  Zimmerman actually murdered one person.

.

No, Zimmerman did not murder anyone. Please learn what the word you use mean before posting.

Go grammar Nazi go!!!



I'm not a grammar nazi. I was saying that the jury said it was lawful killing which is not a murder. Calling him a murderer is libel/slander.


No, the jury did not find it to be a lawful killing, all they decided was that there was not enough evidence to overcome the burden of proof.

It is almost a foregone conclusion that he will be found civilly liable if the Martin family decides to pursue it further.
2013-09-22 02:21:24 PM
1 votes:

freak7: Mercutio74: Shot for defending himself against an armed weirdo who was following him for no reason?

No, shot for attacking somebody that was doing nothing more than reporting a suspicious person to the police.


How does one know if they're suspicious?
2013-09-22 02:16:03 PM
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?


Miley is marketing herself. That's different. The fact that so people realize it shows how good she is at it.

Summon the power of the internets and he's found in days, if not hours.
2013-09-22 02:04:32 PM
1 votes:
He won't shoot his wife, she's white.  I certainly hope the mailman delivering the certified letter of divorce paraphernalia is not a minority.
2013-09-22 02:02:33 PM
1 votes:
It would appear the article simply makes up the idea that he's hiding.

I'm sure he's received plenty of threats. It would be silly of him to be easy to find.
2013-09-22 01:55:37 PM
1 votes:

iheartscotch: shower_in_my_socks: iheartscotch: Duuuuuude; divorce that girl, before she Lorena Bobetts you.

Considering that Zimmerman had the police called on him for showing up at his in-laws house and threatening to shoot them and his estranged wife, I'd say that she needs to divorce him before he George Zimmermans her.

Um, seriously?

At first, I figured that she didn't press any charges; because, that's what battered women do. Not press charges; that is. But, the moment she called the cops; that decision wasn't hers anymore.

If the cops had found even a little evidence to corroborate the wife's story; they'd have hauled zim down to lockup. They not only didn't find any evidence supporting the wife's claim; but, they didn't find the gun that was supposedly involved.

That leads me to two possible conclusions. Either the police officers involved are totally incompetent; or zim is being falsely accused.


It's not like the cops in Florida are known for being insanely competent.
2013-09-22 01:54:51 PM
1 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: Considering that Zimmerman had the police called on him for showing up at his in-laws house and threatening to shoot them and his estranged wife, I'd say that she needs to divorce him before he George Zimmermans her.


Zimmerman haters always create the narrative they wish was real
2013-09-22 01:53:53 PM
1 votes:
I'm getting a kick out of the inability of the haters to spell worth a damn, today.
2013-09-22 01:50:17 PM
1 votes:

freak7: Mugato: He can get divorced, there are plenty of people in this thread alone lining up to suck his cock.

Better than siding with a violent criminal.


So there are points where you'd suck a dick, huh?

lol
2013-09-22 01:50:08 PM
1 votes:
I'm betting on the mass shooting or suicide by cop.
On that day, even though I don't drink and haven't had a drop since 1986, I will have a beer.
And laugh.
/hope his wife gets all the money he fraudulently scammed raised
2013-09-22 01:44:53 PM
1 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: iheartscotch: Duuuuuude; divorce that girl, before she Lorena Bobetts you.

Considering that Zimmerman had the police called on him for showing up at his in-laws house and threatening to shoot them and his estranged wife, I'd say that she needs to divorce him before he George Zimmermans her.


Um, seriously?

At first, I figured that she didn't press any charges; because, that's what battered women do. Not press charges; that is. But, the moment she called the cops; that decision wasn't hers anymore.

If the cops had found even a little evidence to corroborate the wife's story; they'd have hauled zim down to lockup. They not only didn't find any evidence supporting the wife's claim; but, they didn't find the gun that was supposedly involved.

That leads me to two possible conclusions. Either the police officers involved are totally incompetent; or zim is being falsely accused.
2013-09-22 01:41:28 PM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.

Yeah, it's almost like being tortured by the media for a year and being put on trial on trumped up charges might have a slight effect on your psyche.

I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't have PTSD with all he's been through.


I agree. It just like he was shot for going to the store to bu skittles.
2013-09-22 01:34:33 PM
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: freak7: Bslim: You are correct, sir. It is waaaaaay more expensive though.

I know in the old days, all you had to do was post an ad in the local paper of their last known address for a week or so. Not sure what the rules are these days.

Varies state by state.  Some states require you to serve papers / make court appearances for some phases of the proceedings.

iheartscotch: 2. Duuuuuude; divorce that girl, before she Lorena Bobetts you.

I'm more wondering:
At what point does she start giving interviews and start laying out "the truth."  Doesn't even matter if it's the real truth or her wigging out and making shiat up.    "He let the toilet seat up all the time, he claimed to molested his cousin once, I caught him downloading kiddie porn, he used the N* word all the time, after the shooting he told me he wanted to have sex because he was still hard from the thrill of shooting a coon."


Indeed.

Anything she says at this point is suspect. This is going to be the MOTHER of all divorces. I'm expecting some Maury-esk drama.

/ even that hose beast, Nancy Grace, was on team zim after the incident with the iPad.
2013-09-22 01:29:16 PM
1 votes:

RoyBatty: News Alert To Farkers: People going through divorce react in many different ways, sometimes not optimally.

It's not news.
It's has nothing to do with the case.

Stop acting like vultures.

Divorce is farked up for many people.  I am glad to know your divorce resulted in two fine, rational, pleasant, non angry, non traumatized, productive, forever friends.

Both of them have my best wishes.


Yeah, you VULTURES!!!

You are being so judgmental of this wife-beating, aggravated-assaulting child-murdering sociopath!
Can't you see he's going through a hard time??
If anything, George Zimmerman is the victim here!!
2013-09-22 01:27:51 PM
1 votes:

jaytkay: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Miley is just making bad choices on stage. Zimmerman can be counted to fark up every aspect of his personal life.

/ Plus Miley never murdered anybody




Neither did George.
2013-09-22 01:25:54 PM
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Zimmerman. Definitely. His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.


This. up until recently, I defended the guy since trayvon - in complete fairness - had pinned the fella. And, I gave him the benefit of the doubt on the iPad since divorces are messy. But he's starting to look like a dr.jeckll and mr.hyde situation...
2013-09-22 01:25:12 PM
1 votes:

eyeq360: HighOnCraic: He should just stand his ground.

I'm going to take a shot in the dark, but I believe that strategy won't work this time.


What you did there, I see it.
2013-09-22 01:24:18 PM
1 votes:
Want to bring him out of hiding? Have a black teen walk down the street wearing a hoodie and eating Skittles. To Zimmerman that's like catnip.
2013-09-22 01:22:04 PM
1 votes:
1. I don't care to hear about farking George Zimmerman every time he takes a farking shiat. It's almost like 24 hour news networks use him to fill vacant time slots. He was acquitted; get over it.

2. Duuuuuude; divorce that girl, before she Lorena Bobetts you.

3. I should really get stock in scotch and popcorn stocks for these threads.
2013-09-22 01:19:56 PM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.

Yeah, it's almost like being tortured by the media for a year and being put on trial on trumped up charges might have a slight effect on your psyche.

I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't have PTSD with all he's been through.


I have the same empathy for him. If only we could go back to those halcyon days of yor when a guy could shoot a kid of the proper colour and get a pat on the back and an attaboy instead of getting all legal eagal on him.

Law enforcement is the perfect career move for a guy with such a sturdy mental state.

One might even venture to say it might be the reason he was a wanna be cop and not employer be a real police force. And seeing some of the winners that do make the cut it really says something about him
2013-09-22 01:18:13 PM
1 votes:
The people have their witch and they won't stop until the witch is dead.
2013-09-22 01:12:47 PM
1 votes:
Just think, if he had been convicted like he should have been, he wouldn't have all these problems.
2013-09-22 01:12:33 PM
1 votes:

freak7: Yeah, I'm sure this story is 100% accurate. Besides, you don't have to serve somebody with papers before you can divorce them, there are avenues you can take if unable to make contact with them.

You are correct, sir. It is waaaaaay more expensive though. I'm guessing these two fat losers don't have enough to cover it.
2013-09-22 01:09:07 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, I'm sure this story is 100% accurate. Besides, you don't have to serve somebody with papers before you can divorce them, there are avenues you can take if unable to make contact with them.
2013-09-22 01:05:20 PM
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?


I've got bets in both

/just to be safe
//win-win, no matter who loses
2013-09-22 01:00:32 PM
1 votes:
At least he's probably now going to shoot anyone.

Aw, who am I kidding?
2013-09-22 11:55:02 AM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: DRINK!


Well at least it's almost noon.
2013-09-22 11:50:34 AM
1 votes:
He should just stand his ground.
2013-09-22 11:40:07 AM
1 votes:
DRINK!
 
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