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2013-09-22 02:39:57 PM

udhq: Mid_mo_mad_man: rhondajeremy: Mid_mo_mad_man: Billy Bathsalt: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Bslim: jonny_q: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.

Or, you know, maybe this is the toll taken on a person who, through just trying to be a good person, becomes a household name and is called a "unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole" likely to start a mass-shooting by random people on the internet. He can't go in public without being hated. Hell... he can't even help out as the witness of an accident without accusation that his lawyer stages the whole thing. It's no wonder his family fell apart.

Of course, I'm no more sure of my theory than you are of yours, but guess which version is more likely based on the facts....

Just like what happened to OJ.

Except OJ actually murdered two people and Zimmerman didn't.

You're exactly right.  Zimmerman actually murdered one person.

.

No, Zimmerman did not murder anyone. Please learn what the word you use mean before posting.

Go grammar Nazi go!!!

I'm not a grammar nazi. I was saying that the jury said it was lawful killing which is not a murder. Calling him a murderer is libel/slander.

No, the jury did not find it to be a lawful killing, all they decided was that there was not enough evidence to overcome the burden of proof.

It is almost a foregone conclusion that he will be found civilly liable if the Martin ...




George was found not guilty by means of self defense. He's immune from civil suits.
 
2013-09-22 02:42:13 PM

flondrix: jaytkay: According to some Internet Florida lawyer I googled, if you can't serve the defendant in person, you have to file an affidavit with the court, convince the judge that you really tried, and then publish a notice once per week for four weeks.

But you cannot receive child support or alimony by that process.

Whoa, a guy can get out child support that way?


Apparently, in Florida, yes.

But you'd have to hide forever, because the terms of the divorce can be changed once you get served.
 
2013-09-22 02:44:46 PM

grumpfuff: Mid_mo_mad_man: grumpfuff: So..somebody mentioned OJ up thread and it reminds me of a pet peeve of mine.


I've seen quite a few people that defend Zimmerman and also profess OJ was a murdering murderer.

Why is the finding of the court the "end all be all" in Zimmerman's case, but not OJ's?

No one ever doubted Zimmerman shot Martin. It was a self defense case. OJ denied it from the get go. It's an apple and oranges situation. I think OJ did it but the case was botched and he walked. I'm not angry over it. The state didn't prove his case beyond a doubt. Now I do agree with the civil case outcome. That's another thing Zimmerman is immune from civil action. He's free and legally it's a settled marter

That really didn't address my question.

What I'm saying is there are people who say something to the effect of "Zimmerman was tried and found not guilty, so you have to accept that, but OJ is a murdering murderer who murders,even though he was tried and found not guilty."

It reminds me a lot of the "Obama is an empty suit dictator!" nonsense.




I've never complained about the OJ verdict. I didnt get upset about it.
 
2013-09-22 02:47:05 PM

freak7: What's your source for any of your assumptions? We have Zimmerman's recorded call as well as his interviews with police. Either he's a master liar who planned this whole event so he could kill a black guy, or he's telling the truth.

Come on, tell us how you know anything about what Martin was doing or how he felt that night?


Or, perhaps, he considers all black teenagers wearing hoodies to be automatically suspicious?
 
2013-09-22 02:47:49 PM

DayeOfJustice: You'd think, after going through a huge murder trial, he might be aware of service rules. She'll likely be able to file something with court showing that she's made several attempts to serve, but can't find him. The court would then allow for service to his last known address or publication, then they'll just move forward without him.

But then again, he's already proven himself to be not so bright, what with his inability to follow basic directions and stalk strangers.


This. He's just going to cost himself a small fortune later on, as he will have to pay her lawyer for all the extra work. Also, the judge for their divorce will think he is an asshole and a gamesman.
 
2013-09-22 02:48:27 PM

RussianPooper: The people have their witch and they won't stop until the witch is dead.


I'm fairly certain he weighs way more than a duck.
 
2013-09-22 02:49:07 PM
With all of the OJ and GZ comparisons.  Does that mean we will have another Naked Gun movie with GZ guest starring?!  Maybe we could muppet Leslie Nielsen's corpse.
 
2013-09-22 02:49:15 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: grumpfuff: Mid_mo_mad_man: grumpfuff: So..somebody mentioned OJ up thread and it reminds me of a pet peeve of mine.


I've seen quite a few people that defend Zimmerman and also profess OJ was a murdering murderer.

Why is the finding of the court the "end all be all" in Zimmerman's case, but not OJ's?

No one ever doubted Zimmerman shot Martin. It was a self defense case. OJ denied it from the get go. It's an apple and oranges situation. I think OJ did it but the case was botched and he walked. I'm not angry over it. The state didn't prove his case beyond a doubt. Now I do agree with the civil case outcome. That's another thing Zimmerman is immune from civil action. He's free and legally it's a settled marter

That really didn't address my question.

What I'm saying is there are people who say something to the effect of "Zimmerman was tried and found not guilty, so you have to accept that, but OJ is a murdering murderer who murders,even though he was tried and found not guilty."

It reminds me a lot of the "Obama is an empty suit dictator!" nonsense.

I've never complained about the OJ verdict. I didnt get upset about it.


Then you're not one of the people I was referring to. *shrug* Still doesn't answer my question though.
 
2013-09-22 02:50:59 PM

s2s2s2: rewind2846: I'm betting on the mass shooting or suicide by cop.
On that day, even though I don't drink and haven't had a drop since 1986, I will have a beer.
And laugh.
/hope his wife gets all the money he fraudulently scammed raised

Stay classy.


Oh I will. Haven't shot and killed any kids yet, so that's a win for me. I'm just waiting for this asshole to self-destruct... he was already proven to be a model of instability even before the incident that made him so infamous. If he decides to rearrange his dental work with a .45, I will not weep.
 
2013-09-22 02:53:07 PM

freak7: The problem with you Trayvon supporters is you have nothing but speculation to back up your position

...

...because Zimmerman killed the other witness.
 
2013-09-22 02:54:43 PM

freak7: Mercutio74: What's your source for Martin's demeanor?

What's your source for any of your assumptions? We have Zimmerman's recorded call as well as his interviews with police. Either he's a master liar who planned this whole event so he could kill a black guy, or he's telling the truth.

Come on, tell us how you know anything about what Martin was doing or how he felt that night?


You've got the tougher job.  You're trying to say that you know exactly what happened because Zimmerman said so.  Don't forget, this is a guy who finds someone he doesn't know having their garage door open at night suspicious.  So suspicious it's worth calling 911.  So, judging by the sheer volume of 911 calls that Zimmerman had originated, my tendency is to think he might have his suspicion threshold tuned a little too finely.

My take on the matter is that the only first hand testimony we have about what happened prior to Zimmerman and Martin getting into a physical altercation is the word of the guy who ended up killing the only other witness.  I'm sorry, but I detect that the guy who killed the other guy might have a vested interest in making sure that the shooting was justified.

Me, I think the story is probably more complicated than Zimmerman needs us to believe.  You, on the other hand, have some kind of desire to believe the eyewitness testimony of the accused.
 
2013-09-22 02:56:44 PM

jaytkay: freak7: The problem with you Trayvon supporters is you have nothing but speculation to back up your position...

...because Zimmerman killed the other witness.


Yep. Hard to get the other side of he story when that side is taking a dirt nap.
 
2013-09-22 02:58:52 PM
Yeah, Zimmerman was really farked up. Luckily he apparently had Wolverine-like healing powers.
 
2013-09-22 02:59:47 PM

Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?


With any luck, Georgie will see Miley in a hoody eating skittles.

DEADLY, DEADLY Skittles!!
 
2013-09-22 03:09:51 PM

grumpfuff: Mid_mo_mad_man: grumpfuff: So..somebody mentioned OJ up thread and it reminds me of a pet peeve of mine.


I've seen quite a few people that defend Zimmerman and also profess OJ was a murdering murderer.

Why is the finding of the court the "end all be all" in Zimmerman's case, but not OJ's?

No one ever doubted Zimmerman shot Martin. It was a self defense case. OJ denied it from the get go. It's an apple and oranges situation. I think OJ did it but the case was botched and he walked. I'm not angry over it. The state didn't prove his case beyond a doubt. Now I do agree with the civil case outcome. That's another thing Zimmerman is immune from civil action. He's free and legally it's a settled marter

That really didn't address my question.

What I'm saying is there are people who say something to the effect of "Zimmerman was tried and found not guilty, so you have to accept that, but OJ is a murdering murderer who murders,even though he was tried and found not guilty."

It reminds me a lot of the "Obama is an empty suit dictator!" nonsense.


Precisely my point. Amazing the logical gymnastics that are on display.
 
2013-09-22 03:14:43 PM

freak7: the witness that saw Trayvon on top of George, swinging away, doesn't fit into your version of events so you choose to pretend he doesn't exist.


There was no such witness. Sorry the facts don't fit your needs. That must be difficult for you.

A neighbor said he "might" have seen Trayvon swinging but it was too dark to tell.
 
2013-09-22 03:19:11 PM
"You're wrong!"
"No, you're wrong!"
"No, YOU'RE wrong!"
"No, YOU'RE WRONG!"
"NO, YOU'RE WRONG!"
 
2013-09-22 03:21:07 PM

cygnusx13: iheartscotch: 1. I don't care to hear about farking George Zimmerman every time he takes a farking shiat. It's almost like 24 hour news networks use him to fill vacant time slots. He was acquitted; get over it.

2. Duuuuuude; divorce that girl, before she Lorena Bobetts you.

3. I should really get stock in scotch and popcorn stocks for these threads.

Posting on Fark clearly isn't your talent. Might I suggest highlights.com?


Hey now! I reserve the right to have whatever the hell opinion I choose; post said opinion as often as I feel necessary; and wave my private parts at your auntie.

/ I'm farrrrrr from the worst offender, around here. Please send complaints to:

I don't give a fark
123 smug bastard lane
 
2013-09-22 03:22:23 PM

freak7: You know how I know you don't know the basic facts of the case?


Ooh ooh!  I know this one.  Is it, "Because his account isn't the same as Zimmerman's"?
 
2013-09-22 03:26:07 PM

freak7: You know how I know you don't know the basic facts of the case?


You know how I know you haven't read the actual testimony?
 
2013-09-22 03:28:21 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Which was apparently accepted by the jury, but the Court of Pubic Opinion is still out.


HAHA!
 
2013-09-22 03:29:32 PM
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First he was an asshole for not going into hiding after the trial.  Now he's an asshole for going into hiding after the trial.  Some people need to destroy him because they think he was supported by the people they hate.

Everybody drink!
 
2013-09-22 03:30:01 PM
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2013-09-22 03:37:31 PM

freak7: jaytkay: ...because Zimmerman killed the other witness.

I guess the witness that saw Trayvon on top of George, swinging away, doesn't fit into your version of events so you choose to pretend he doesn't exist.


...except that there was no Zimmerman DNA found on Trayvon Martin's hands.  How the heck do you grab and pound the shiat out of guy's head without getting his DNA on your hands or under your fingernails?
http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/news/documents/2012/09/19/case_pa rt _5_Gorgone_FDLE_complete_report_7_26_12_.pdf
 
2013-09-22 03:39:21 PM

cosmiquemuffin: How the heck do you grab and pound the shiat out of guy's head without getting his DNA on your hands or under your fingernails?


Clearly that's just one more point in the tally of "Reasons why Trayvon Martin really was behaving suspiciously".  How INDEED?  I think it's because Martin cleaned his own fingernails prior to shooting himself with Zimmerman's gun.  Suspicious.
 
2013-09-22 03:43:13 PM

grumpfuff: So..somebody mentioned OJ up thread and it reminds me of a pet peeve of mine.


I've seen quite a few people that defend Zimmerman and also profess OJ was a murdering murderer.

Why is the finding of the court the "end all be all" in Zimmerman's case, but not OJ's?


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2013-09-22 03:45:39 PM

Vector R: grumpfuff: So..somebody mentioned OJ up thread and it reminds me of a pet peeve of mine.


I've seen quite a few people that defend Zimmerman and also profess OJ was a murdering murderer.

Why is the finding of the court the "end all be all" in Zimmerman's case, but not OJ's?

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I think it's because everyone knows Zimmerman shot Martin, he's even admitted it, but the laws of Florida and the jury still say he's not guilty.  OJ didn't even get that far.
 
2013-09-22 03:49:11 PM

freak7: Yeah, I'm sure this story is 100% accurate. Besides, you don't have to serve somebody with papers before you can divorce them, there are avenues you can take if unable to make contact with them.


Exactly. My mom and dad got divorced without her ever serving a single paper. It was all done by mail. He got to keep the crappy trailer,suv,stuff in the trailer and my mom got full custody of me.
 
2013-09-22 03:59:13 PM

freak7: jaytkay: freak7: You know how I know you don't know the basic facts of the case?

You know how I know you haven't read the actual testimony?

You might want to review your notes before you comment again. To help point you in the right direction, you're looking for the witness named John.


Correct, John Good. He is the witness whose testimony you are misrepresenting.
 
2013-09-22 04:05:18 PM

A Terrible Human: freak7: Yeah, I'm sure this story is 100% accurate. Besides, you don't have to serve somebody with papers before you can divorce them, there are avenues you can take if unable to make contact with them.

Exactly. My mom and dad got divorced without her ever serving a single paper. It was all done by mail. He got to keep the crappy trailer,suv,stuff in the trailer and my mom got full custody of me.


So...he got the better payout
 
2013-09-22 04:06:35 PM

freak7: Correct, John Good. He is the witness whose testimony you are misrepresenting.

Yeah, no. He said he saw Trayvon on top swinging away.


Nope. Go read the testimony. If you want to quote it here, don't be dishonest and skip the parts where he wasn't sure.
 
2013-09-22 04:15:27 PM

freak7: that's all that matters.


I think we can all agree that's all that matters to you.
 
2013-09-22 04:17:12 PM

freak7: What he saw was Trayvon on top swinging, that's all that matters.


He said swinging or maybe holding down.

Again, sorry. I know you are very emotionally wrapped up in your feelings for George Zimmerman, but you shouldn't let that cloud your judgment.
 
2013-09-22 04:19:45 PM
One thing is for certain. The news media did an utterly superb job of trying and convicting this man before the case even went to trial.
 
2013-09-22 04:20:27 PM
Trayvon Martin had it coming. Fact.
 
2013-09-22 04:21:20 PM

phenn: One thing is for certain. The news media did an utterly superb job of trying and convicting this man before the case even went to trial.


Well, he did do it.  No one ever contradicted that, not even Zimmerman.  The only reason he got off is because self defence laws relating to firearms are so farked up.
 
2013-09-22 04:32:43 PM

phenn: One thing is for certain. The news media did an utterly superb job of trying and convicting this man before the case even went to trial.


It's the only reason this case got any attention. Before the media got involved, this was being swept under the rug.

Heck, the only reason they got an acquittal was because the spd didn't collect the forensic evidence they should have, because who cares, it was just a black kid.
 
2013-09-22 04:34:49 PM

ThatDarkFellow: Trayvon Martin had it coming. Fact.


Lazy troll is lazy. Plonk.
 
2013-09-22 04:38:18 PM

freak7: Offer some proof to back your opinions.


Not my opinions. I'm talking about the testimony. Look it up if you want. Or not, if you want to cling to your beliefs.
 
2013-09-22 04:38:51 PM
I see the Zimmer Rimmers are out in force as usual.
 
2013-09-22 04:44:51 PM

Mercutio74: phenn: One thing is for certain. The news media did an utterly superb job of trying and convicting this man before the case even went to trial.

Well, he did do it.  No one ever contradicted that, not even Zimmerman.  The only reason he got off is because self defence laws relating to firearms are so farked up.


Well, I'm not going to get into an argument on anymore Zim threads. I will only say that I disagree. I think the laws are correct and they were followed in this case. No, I do not like the idea that a mother lost her son. Never will. It's sad all around.
 
2013-09-22 04:46:29 PM

phenn: Well, I'm not going to get into an argument on anymore Zim threads. I will only say that I disagree. I think the laws are correct and they were followed in this case. No, I do not like the idea that a mother lost her son. Never will. It's sad all around.


Personally I think the threshold for lethal self defence should be your life WAS in danger, not you FELT your life was in danger.
 
2013-09-22 04:47:45 PM

Mercutio74: phenn: One thing is for certain. The news media did an utterly superb job of trying and convicting this man before the case even went to trial.

Well, he did do it.  No one ever contradicted that, not even Zimmerman.  The only reason he got off is because self defence laws relating to firearms are so farked up.


Actually, he did a bunch of interviews.  His first lawyers left because, in part, he wouldn't stfu and kept giving interviews without his permission or knowledge.  On top of that he couldn't even keep his story straight between all the press interactions.
 
2013-09-22 04:51:36 PM

Mercutio74: phenn: Well, I'm not going to get into an argument on anymore Zim threads. I will only say that I disagree. I think the laws are correct and they were followed in this case. No, I do not like the idea that a mother lost her son. Never will. It's sad all around.

Personally I think the threshold for lethal self defence should be your life WAS in danger, not you FELT your life was in danger.


That's still pretty gray. Who's to say your life was not in danger? Nah, the law is correct (IMO).
 
2013-09-22 04:56:52 PM

phenn: That's still pretty gray. Who's to say your life was not in danger? Nah, the law is correct (IMO).


To me that would be part of the calculus when you decide whether or not to shoot a fellow human being (or even whether or not to take a gun when you go patrolling for "suspicious" individuals on your free time).  And the entity that would say if life was in danger or not would be the jury after the fact.

I guess I just look at carrying lethal weapons as something to be taken seriously, which is also why I think the laws should reflect that responsibility.
 
2013-09-22 05:02:46 PM

Mercutio74: I guess I just look at carrying lethal weapons as something to be taken seriously, which is also why I think the laws should reflect that responsibility.


It's a very serious matter, yes. Hey - I'd rather flight than fight and I carried for a long time.
 
2013-09-22 05:03:05 PM
It is really shameful that so many third parties spent so much energy labeling the wrong person a slimeball in the Zimmerman case.

I would think being George Zimmerman in Florida would be a very dangerous thing to be as almost anyone can shoot him dead on sight then claim 'Stand yer ground' as he's a known hot-headed killer with a gun.
 
2013-09-22 05:04:31 PM

s2s2s2: I'm getting a kick out of the inability of the haters to spell worth a damn, today.


I'm getting a kick out of the inability of some people to use a comma properly, today.
 
2013-09-22 05:06:16 PM

ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: DRINK!

Well at least it's almost noon.


10 years ago I would have given my left nut to have the opportunity to put my fingers up Z's sweet, sweet man organs.
Now, not so much.
I am not saying he is ugly, I am saying that he isn't as hot as he used to be

now anderson cooper?  that's the kinda fox i'd like to get friendly with.  :)
 
2013-09-22 05:09:29 PM

Esroc: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

I don't see how Miley is self destructing. Other than an admittedly tasteless concert and music video she's done nothing overtly bad. I mean, she doesn't seem to be stumbling through a revolving door between rehab and coke-fueled party binges.


Wait till she gets access to her HM money. It'll happen.
 
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