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2013-09-22 02:04:32 PM
He won't shoot his wife, she's white.  I certainly hope the mailman delivering the certified letter of divorce paraphernalia is not a minority.
 
2013-09-22 02:05:24 PM
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Remeber folks, Zimmerman's entire defense is that he was a big pussy
 
2013-09-22 02:06:01 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Mid_mo_mad_man: People need to move the heck on.

Zimmerman's defense was paid for by political advocacy groups. You don't get to back someone for political ends (which he accepted) and then say "move on" once he's done serving your purposes. (I mean the collective you, not you specifically.) A lot of causes got into bed with this guy, and now they have to see how it all plays out. That was always my argument from the beginning - why in the hell are gun groups backing THIS guy. It's such a murky case, racially charged, with a sympathetic shooting victim, and the shooter is so obviously an unbalanced person. It was very shortsighted. The odds of him killing again, or killing himself, or getting involved in some other bad shiat, are very high. As a gun owner, this is not at all the person I want representing me in the eyes of the general public.




I was referring to the submitter. Bs during a divioce ain't news. It's a matter of course.
 
2013-09-22 02:07:15 PM

RoyHobbs22: He won't shoot his wife, she's white.  I certainly hope the mailman delivering the certified letter of divorce paraphernalia is not a minority.


You sure that she's white? She looks hispanic.

a.abcnews.com
 
2013-09-22 02:10:30 PM

cretinbob: RoyHobbs22: He won't shoot his wife, she's white.  I certainly hope the mailman delivering the certified letter of divorce paraphernalia is not a minority.

You sure that she's white? She looks hispanic.

[a.abcnews.com image 640x360]


cretinbob: RoyHobbs22: He won't shoot his wife, she's white.  I certainly hope the mailman delivering the certified letter of divorce paraphernalia is not a minority.

You sure that she's white? She looks hispanic.

[a.abcnews.com image 640x360]




Zimmerman became white when they needed to make him evil. Everybody knows white guys = evil racist.
 
2013-09-22 02:12:01 PM

freak7: Tell us about the times you've been sucker punched in the nose?


Getting punched in the face is grounds for executing someone?

No one tell Mike Tyson. He might eat our children or fark us til we love him.
 
2013-09-22 02:12:04 PM
I thought getting aay from the wife to avoid divorce was exactly how marriage works?
 
2013-09-22 02:12:29 PM
Is there no end to this guy's pussitude?
 
2013-09-22 02:13:39 PM

shower_in_my_socks: iheartscotch: they didn't find the gun that was supposedly involved.

Yes they did. The police chief said they found the gun in his truck, which is where his wife on the 911 tape said he was and that he was "raging" and threatening them to come closer. He was still standing by his truck when the police arrived. The confusion is that he was not carrying the gun ON HIS PERSON during the incident. But it was right there the whole time.


I'll have to read the story again, then.

Still, I'm going with vindictive wife on this one. She's the one who got hit with the perjury charge during the trial. That's going to color any divorce proceeding. That is, unless, she can make zim look like a deranged mad man. Divorce is a very interesting thing; both parties lie, out of their asses, to screw over the other party.

/ a buddy's wife of 10 years dropped that particular bomb on him two weeks ago. He said that she said that she "didn't want the house or his money". I told him to get a lawyer, like 5 minutes ago.
 
2013-09-22 02:13:52 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Billy Bathsalt: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Bslim: jonny_q: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.

Or, you know, maybe this is the toll taken on a person who, through just trying to be a good person, becomes a household name and is called a "unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole" likely to start a mass-shooting by random people on the internet. He can't go in public without being hated. Hell... he can't even help out as the witness of an accident without accusation that his lawyer stages the whole thing. It's no wonder his family fell apart.

Of course, I'm no more sure of my theory than you are of yours, but guess which version is more likely based on the facts....

Just like what happened to OJ.

Except OJ actually murdered two people and Zimmerman didn't.

You're exactly right.  Zimmerman actually murdered one person.

.

No, Zimmerman did not murder anyone. Please learn what the word you use mean before posting.


Go grammar Nazi go!!!
 
2013-09-22 02:15:16 PM
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George tried it and it didn't work.
 
2013-09-22 02:16:03 PM

Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?


Miley is marketing herself. That's different. The fact that so people realize it shows how good she is at it.

Summon the power of the internets and he's found in days, if not hours.
 
2013-09-22 02:16:05 PM

freak7: Trayvon was a violent thug with a long history of criminal activity and got exactly what he deserved.


Shot for defending himself against an armed weirdo who was following him for no reason?
 
2013-09-22 02:16:31 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't have PTSD with all he's been through.


Nonsense.  PTSD is something that liberals made up, it's not real.
 
2013-09-22 02:17:44 PM
She ugly
 
2013-09-22 02:17:59 PM
Welp, one thing is for certain.  If they have kids, they will be fat kids.
 
2013-09-22 02:18:03 PM

rhondajeremy: Mid_mo_mad_man: Billy Bathsalt: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Bslim: jonny_q: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.

Or, you know, maybe this is the toll taken on a person who, through just trying to be a good person, becomes a household name and is called a "unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole" likely to start a mass-shooting by random people on the internet. He can't go in public without being hated. Hell... he can't even help out as the witness of an accident without accusation that his lawyer stages the whole thing. It's no wonder his family fell apart.

Of course, I'm no more sure of my theory than you are of yours, but guess which version is more likely based on the facts....

Just like what happened to OJ.

Except OJ actually murdered two people and Zimmerman didn't.

You're exactly right.  Zimmerman actually murdered one person.

.

No, Zimmerman did not murder anyone. Please learn what the word you use mean before posting.

Go grammar Nazi go!!!




I'm not a grammar nazi. I was saying that the jury said it was lawful killing which is not a murder. Calling him a murderer is libel/slander.
 
2013-09-22 02:19:21 PM

freak7: I know in the old days, all you had to do was post an ad in the local paper of their last known address for a week or so. Not sure what the rules are these days.


The local what?  I see a serious problem with that approach today.
 
2013-09-22 02:19:53 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Zimmerman's defense was paid for by political advocacy groups. You don't get to back someone for political ends (which he accepted) and then say "move on" once he's done serving your purposes. (I mean the collective you, not you specifically.) A lot of causes got into bed with this guy, and now they have to see how it all plays out. That was always my argument from the beginning - why in the hell are gun groups backing THIS guy. It's such a murky case, racially charged, with a sympathetic shooting victim, and the shooter is so obviously an unbalanced person. It was very shortsighted. The odds of him killing again, or killing himself, or getting involved in some other bad shiat, are very high. As a gun owner, this is not at all the person I want representing me in the eyes of the general public.


They've already covered that aspect.  If he does anything now, ANYTHING, it's all part of the liberal conspiracy to smear him and/or the liberal msm media hounded him to do it.  Doesn't matter if he posts online he's going out to rape children, then goes out and rapes children right on Fox News, it's the liberals fault.
 
2013-09-22 02:21:10 PM

cretinbob: RoyHobbs22: He won't shoot his wife, she's white.  I certainly hope the mailman delivering the certified letter of divorce paraphernalia is not a minority.
You sure that she's white? She looks hispanic.
[a.abcnews.com image 640x360]


She looks like a Grade-A coont. It should have been a match made in heaven. Damn you, Trayvon Martin, for destroying such a beautiful marriage!
 
2013-09-22 02:21:24 PM

freak7: Mercutio74: Shot for defending himself against an armed weirdo who was following him for no reason?

No, shot for attacking somebody that was doing nothing more than reporting a suspicious person to the police.


How does one know if they're suspicious?
 
2013-09-22 02:21:47 PM

freak7: When that person then hops on you, bangs your head off the cement and then continues taking swings? You're goddamn right it is. Trayvon was a violent thug with a long history of criminal activity and got exactly what he deserved.


He was just a kid.

I bet you're a Christian, aren't you?
 
2013-09-22 02:22:40 PM
So..somebody mentioned OJ up thread and it reminds me of a pet peeve of mine.


I've seen quite a few people that defend Zimmerman and also profess OJ was a murdering murderer.

Why is the finding of the court the "end all be all" in Zimmerman's case, but not OJ's?
 
2013-09-22 02:22:41 PM

Mercutio74: freak7: Trayvon was a violent thug with a long history of criminal activity and got exactly what he deserved.

Shot for defending himself against an armed weirdo who was following him for no reason?




One punch is defending ones self. Beating a head into concrete is not nor is mounting a guy and beating him. Neither is circling back to attack an creepy cracker.
 
2013-09-22 02:23:22 PM

Mercutio74: How does one know if they're suspicious?


Brown skin, obviously.
 
2013-09-22 02:23:48 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: rhondajeremy: Mid_mo_mad_man: Billy Bathsalt: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Bslim: jonny_q: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.

Or, you know, maybe this is the toll taken on a person who, through just trying to be a good person, becomes a household name and is called a "unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole" likely to start a mass-shooting by random people on the internet. He can't go in public without being hated. Hell... he can't even help out as the witness of an accident without accusation that his lawyer stages the whole thing. It's no wonder his family fell apart.

Of course, I'm no more sure of my theory than you are of yours, but guess which version is more likely based on the facts....

Just like what happened to OJ.

Except OJ actually murdered two people and Zimmerman didn't.

You're exactly right.  Zimmerman actually murdered one person.

.

No, Zimmerman did not murder anyone. Please learn what the word you use mean before posting.

Go grammar Nazi go!!!



I'm not a grammar nazi. I was saying that the jury said it was lawful killing which is not a murder. Calling him a murderer is libel/slander.


No, the jury did not find it to be a lawful killing, all they decided was that there was not enough evidence to overcome the burden of proof.

It is almost a foregone conclusion that he will be found civilly liable if the Martin family decides to pursue it further.
 
2013-09-22 02:23:58 PM
I bet he is in Niarobi
 
2013-09-22 02:24:29 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: One punch is defending ones self. Beating a head into concrete is not nor is mounting a guy and beating him. Neither is circling back to attack an creepy cracker.


Hmmm...  is that the famous "You only get one, better make it good..." exception to the Florida Stand Your Ground Law?  I was unaware that was a thing.
 
2013-09-22 02:25:44 PM

iheartscotch: Still, I'm going with vindictive wife on this one. She's the one who got hit with the perjury charge during the trial. That's going to color any divorce proceeding. That is, unless, she can make zim look like a deranged mad man. Divorce is a very interesting thing; both parties lie, out of their asses, to screw over the other party.


Keep in mind, she perjured herfself lying about how much money he was hiding.
 
2013-09-22 02:25:52 PM

freak7: By observing their actions. Let me guess, you're about to claim that Trayvon was doing nothing to make himself suspicious and that George only called to report him because he saw a black kid in his all white paradise, right?


No, I mean if YOU'RE the guy who's being defined as suspicious, how do you know that YOU'RE suspicious?  I think your inability to look at the situation from the point of view of anyone but Zimmerman is pretty telling.
 
2013-09-22 02:26:21 PM
I'm happy George Zimmerman will never again have peace.

I sleep great at night know that piece of shiate will never rest or have a life again.

Fark him!
 
2013-09-22 02:26:33 PM
A woman is most likely to be murdered by either a current or former husband.

Just sayin'
 
2013-09-22 02:28:01 PM

freak7: Mercutio74: Shot for defending himself against an armed weirdo who was following him for no reason?

No, shot for attacking somebody that was doing nothing more than reporting a suspicious person to the police.


Yes, the armed man with a long history of violent crime stalking a child he didn't know after dark was doing nothing wrong.
 
2013-09-22 02:28:29 PM

jonny_q: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.

Or, you know, maybe this is the toll taken on a person who, through just trying to be a good person, becomes a household name and is called a "unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole" likely to start a mass-shooting by random people on the internet. He can't go in public without being hated. Hell... he can't even help out as the witness of an accident without accusation that his lawyer stages the whole thing. It's no wonder his family fell apart.

Of course, I'm no more sure of my theory than you are of yours, but guess which version is more likely based on the facts....


He gets pulled over, he has a gun concealed in the glove box.  He has a fight with his wife and acts like a farking crazy person.  That in itself can send someone 'round the twist, and more likely so if it's not true.  I didn't say he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole - I said his problems since that conviction have made him start to look like one.
 
2013-09-22 02:28:54 PM

iheartscotch: I'll have to read the story again, then.


Police statements about it were confusing. They said he didn't have a gun on his person, but the chief said there was a gun in his truck, but at the same time the police were not allowed to search his truck. It's possible that when asked, Zimmerman just told them "yeah, I have a gun in my glovebox" or whatever. I would be shocked if Zimmerman ever leaves his house again without a gun, either on him or at least in his vehicle. I sure as hell wouldn't go out without a gun if I was him now.
 
2013-09-22 02:29:24 PM

Mrbogey: Benevolent Misanthrope: His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was...

Well that and all the evidence that he was being assaulted.


Which was apparently accepted by the jury, but the Court of Pubic Opinion is still out.
 
2013-09-22 02:29:28 PM

freak7: No, shot for attacking somebody that was doing nothing more than reporting a suspicious person to the police.


He did that from his vehicle. Only he knows what he did after that.

/you got a problem?
 
2013-09-22 02:29:33 PM

jaytkay: According to some Internet Florida lawyer I googled, if you can't serve the defendant in person, you have to file an affidavit with the court, convince the judge that you really tried, and then publish a notice once per week for four weeks.

But you cannot receive child support or alimony by that process.


Whoa, a guy can get out child support that way?
 
2013-09-22 02:30:51 PM

freak7: By observing their actions. Let me guess, you're about to claim that Trayvon was doing nothing to make himself suspicious and that George only called to report him because he saw a black kid in his all white paradise, right?


I'm sure you have some sort of credible evidence that Martin was behaving in a suspicious manner, right?
 
2013-09-22 02:31:08 PM

freak7: Mercutio74: No, I mean if YOU'RE the guy who's being defined as suspicious, how do you know that YOU'RE suspicious?

Well we could start with taking off running around the corner when you notice that somebody is observing you.


Can you think of any other situations where someone might take off when they're realized they're being followed by a creepy, gormless looking dude?  Any at all?  I'll wait.

/Again, maybe thinking about the situation in a way where there's more than one "dramatic lead" in the story would be a good idea.
 
2013-09-22 02:31:39 PM

grumpfuff: So..somebody mentioned OJ up thread and it reminds me of a pet peeve of mine.


I've seen quite a few people that defend Zimmerman and also profess OJ was a murdering murderer.

Why is the finding of the court the "end all be all" in Zimmerman's case, but not OJ's?




No one ever doubted Zimmerman shot Martin. It was a self defense case. OJ denied it from the get go. It's an apple and oranges situation. I think OJ did it but the case was botched and he walked. I'm not angry over it. The state didn't prove his case beyond a doubt. Now I do agree with the civil case outcome. That's another thing Zimmerman is immune from civil action. He's free and legally it's a settled marter
 
2013-09-22 02:34:13 PM

iheartscotch: shower_in_my_socks: iheartscotch: they didn't find the gun that was supposedly involved.

Yes they did. The police chief said they found the gun in his truck, which is where his wife on the 911 tape said he was and that he was "raging" and threatening them to come closer. He was still standing by his truck when the police arrived. The confusion is that he was not carrying the gun ON HIS PERSON during the incident. But it was right there the whole time.

I'll have to read the story again, then.

Still, I'm going with vindictive wife on this one. She's the one who got hit with the perjury charge during the trial. That's going to color any divorce proceeding. That is, unless, she can make zim look like a deranged mad man. Divorce is a very interesting thing; both parties lie, out of their asses, to screw over the other party.


She doesn't have to lie here though - "Your honor, my husband was involved in a highly publicized and controversial murder trial where we were threatened and had to go into hiding. Even though I was in fear for my life, he chose to be an AW by touring a gun factory after the verdict. His actions are reckless and negligent."
 
2013-09-22 02:35:35 PM

freak7: Well except that Trayvon didn't take of running right away, he stood there looking at Zim for a bit before doing so. All this time he's on the phone, shooting the breeze with his female friend. Yeah, he was terrified, right?


What's your source for Martin's demeanor?

/I'm going to guess... Zimmerman's account of the events, right?  :)
//Do you see a theme to your posts yet?  I do.
 
2013-09-22 02:35:47 PM
Anyone who doesn't fully realize that Zimmerman was anything but grossly negligent and criminally irresponsible is a delusional asshat.

...anyone who thinks Trayvon was an innocent, precious little snowflake is equally stupid and delusional.

Both made multiple mistakes.
Why did a grown man pursue a teen in the dark?
Why did he not listen to the advice of the dispatcher?

If Trayvon felt threatened by a "creepy ass cracker" why didn't he call 911?
Why did this "sweet and innocent" boy think that assaulting an adult in the dark would solve anything?

Both sides of this are idiots.
Race baiting.
Political agenda.
Media sensationalizing.
Knee jerk reaction.....etc.....etc.....

An asshole encountered a moron and a tragic death occurred. Period.

The ONLY debate is which one was the moron and which one was the asshole.
 
2013-09-22 02:36:35 PM

freak7: Sure I do, Zimmerman calling to report him. Are you suggesting that George reported him as part of a plan to legally murder a black guy?


So no credible evidence, then?
 
2013-09-22 02:38:14 PM

freak7: udhq: Yes, the armed man with a long history of violent crime stalking a child he didn't know after dark was doing nothing wrong.

George had no criminal record, care to check your facts before responding?


Only because he plead out after he punched that cop.

And that's not even taking into account the ex that he beat so badly she had to get a restraining order against him.

Or the cousin that he raped.
 
2013-09-22 02:39:08 PM

s2s2s2: Arkanaut: I don't know -- Miley Cyrus is described as "self-destructing" because she was, at one point, a superstar; Zimmerman was only ever a guy with a shiatty job, a gun, and a hero complex.

She's more famous now.


Yeah, well, so is he.
 
2013-09-22 02:39:19 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: grumpfuff: So..somebody mentioned OJ up thread and it reminds me of a pet peeve of mine.


I've seen quite a few people that defend Zimmerman and also profess OJ was a murdering murderer.

Why is the finding of the court the "end all be all" in Zimmerman's case, but not OJ's?

No one ever doubted Zimmerman shot Martin. It was a self defense case. OJ denied it from the get go. It's an apple and oranges situation. I think OJ did it but the case was botched and he walked. I'm not angry over it. The state didn't prove his case beyond a doubt. Now I do agree with the civil case outcome. That's another thing Zimmerman is immune from civil action. He's free and legally it's a settled marter


That really didn't address my question.

What I'm saying is there are people who say something to the effect of "Zimmerman was tried and found not guilty, so you have to accept that, but OJ is a murdering murderer who murders,even though he was tried and found not guilty."

It reminds me a lot of the "Obama is an empty suit dictator!" nonsense.
 
2013-09-22 02:39:52 PM

iheartscotch: 1. I don't care to hear about farking George Zimmerman every time he takes a farking shiat. It's almost like 24 hour news networks use him to fill vacant time slots. He was acquitted; get over it.

2. Duuuuuude; divorce that girl, before she Lorena Bobetts you.

3. I should really get stock in scotch and popcorn stocks for these threads.


Posting on Fark clearly isn't your talent. Might I suggest highlights.com?
 
2013-09-22 02:39:55 PM
Mr. Tough Guy needs to stand his ground.
 
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