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2013-09-22 01:27:10 PM
You know, I respected him back when he was just a child murderer. But now it's getting hard to defend him.
 
2013-09-22 01:27:24 PM

freak7: Bslim: You are correct, sir. It is waaaaaay more expensive though.

I know in the old days, all you had to do was post an ad in the local paper of their last known address for a week or so. Not sure what the rules are these days.


Varies state by state.  Some states require you to serve papers / make court appearances for some phases of the proceedings.

iheartscotch: 2. Duuuuuude; divorce that girl, before she Lorena Bobetts you.


I'm more wondering:
At what point does she start giving interviews and start laying out "the truth."  Doesn't even matter if it's the real truth or her wigging out and making shiat up.    "He let the toilet seat up all the time, he claimed to molested his cousin once, I caught him downloading kiddie porn, he used the N* word all the time, after the shooting he told me he wanted to have sex because he was still hard from the thrill of shooting a coon."
 
2013-09-22 01:27:51 PM

jaytkay: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Miley is just making bad choices on stage. Zimmerman can be counted to fark up every aspect of his personal life.

/ Plus Miley never murdered anybody




Neither did George.
 
2013-09-22 01:27:59 PM

jaytkay: Do they have kids?


Nope, George caught them in the Halloween candy.
 
2013-09-22 01:28:01 PM
You'd think, after going through a huge murder trial, he might be aware of service rules. She'll likely be able to file something with court showing that she's made several attempts to serve, but can't find him. The court would then allow for service to his last known address or publication, then they'll just move forward without him.

But then again, he's already proven himself to be not so bright, what with his inability to follow basic directions and stalk strangers.
 
2013-09-22 01:28:25 PM

Infernalist: 10 to 1, he shoots the wife before it's all said and done.


That is entirely possible.

When I was trying to get a divorce, my ex hid from the process servers. For three days, in a little tiny town, he evaded them. I heard that he climbed out of a window at work to get away one day. This from a guy who told everyone that he'd come home from work and found me screwing someone else in our bed, so he was divorcing me.

My lawyer said she'd never seen anything like it, it was the most expensive divorce service she'd ever heard of. Four years later, I was given my divorce, but without a final settlement. The judge was not happy, but he granted it anyway. My lawyer had a nervous breakdown and refused to take my calls anymore.

/DRINK
 
2013-09-22 01:28:56 PM
Has he tried avoiding her detection by wearing a hoodie?
 
2013-09-22 01:29:16 PM

RoyBatty: News Alert To Farkers: People going through divorce react in many different ways, sometimes not optimally.

It's not news.
It's has nothing to do with the case.

Stop acting like vultures.

Divorce is farked up for many people.  I am glad to know your divorce resulted in two fine, rational, pleasant, non angry, non traumatized, productive, forever friends.

Both of them have my best wishes.


Yeah, you VULTURES!!!

You are being so judgmental of this wife-beating, aggravated-assaulting child-murdering sociopath!
Can't you see he's going through a hard time??
If anything, George Zimmerman is the victim here!!
 
2013-09-22 01:29:41 PM
Can we please stop talking about this man.  We really need to move on.  I think we may have eclipsed the Jon and Kate plus 8 derp.
 
2013-09-22 01:30:23 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Some states require you to serve papers


Every state has to have some sort of exemption when the other party can't be found.
 
2013-09-22 01:33:15 PM

iheartscotch: Duuuuuude; divorce that girl, before she Lorena Bobetts you.


Considering that Zimmerman had the police called on him for showing up at his in-laws house and threatening to shoot them and his estranged wife, I'd say that she needs to divorce him before he George Zimmermans her.
 
2013-09-22 01:34:01 PM
a true american hero
 
2013-09-22 01:34:33 PM

Satanic_Hamster: freak7: Bslim: You are correct, sir. It is waaaaaay more expensive though.

I know in the old days, all you had to do was post an ad in the local paper of their last known address for a week or so. Not sure what the rules are these days.

Varies state by state.  Some states require you to serve papers / make court appearances for some phases of the proceedings.

iheartscotch: 2. Duuuuuude; divorce that girl, before she Lorena Bobetts you.

I'm more wondering:
At what point does she start giving interviews and start laying out "the truth."  Doesn't even matter if it's the real truth or her wigging out and making shiat up.    "He let the toilet seat up all the time, he claimed to molested his cousin once, I caught him downloading kiddie porn, he used the N* word all the time, after the shooting he told me he wanted to have sex because he was still hard from the thrill of shooting a coon."


Indeed.

Anything she says at this point is suspect. This is going to be the MOTHER of all divorces. I'm expecting some Maury-esk drama.

/ even that hose beast, Nancy Grace, was on team zim after the incident with the iPad.
 
2013-09-22 01:34:38 PM
jaytkay:

/ Plus Miley never murdered anybody

I wonder if Zimmerman could make a living out of just suing people for slander.
 
2013-09-22 01:36:31 PM

cryinoutloud: Infernalist: 10 to 1, he shoots the wife before it's all said and done.

That is entirely possible.

When I was trying to get a divorce, my ex hid from the process servers. For three days, in a little tiny town, he evaded them. I heard that he climbed out of a window at work to get away one day. This from a guy who told everyone that he'd come home from work and found me screwing someone else in our bed, so he was divorcing me.

My lawyer said she'd never seen anything like it, it was the most expensive divorce service she'd ever heard of. Four years later, I was given my divorce, but without a final settlement. The judge was not happy, but he granted it anyway. My lawyer had a nervous breakdown and refused to take my calls anymore.

/DRINK


Now THAT takes dedication!

/ why do divorces cost so much money? Because, they're worth it!
 
2013-09-22 01:36:52 PM

freak7: Every state has to have some sort of exemption when the other party can't be found.


Yeah, but usually there's a number of attempts / time period required, to keep people from just claiming they can't serve the papers.

Had a buddy had this happen.  His (ex)wife kept trying to the papers served when she knew he was out of town on business trips.
 
2013-09-22 01:37:22 PM
Just shoot her......Derek Medina is taking the Zimmerman defense and doing just fine
 
2013-09-22 01:37:37 PM
It seems in this thread that 99.5 % of you don't know what the word murder means. It refers to an unlawful killing. The jury said it was lawful. So it's not a murder nor him a murderer. People need to move the heck on. How the fark is bs in a divioce case a news story. People pull this stuff all the time.
 
2013-09-22 01:39:11 PM

ChewbaccaJones: Has he tried avoiding her detection by wearing a hoodie?


Came to post this. Grumble...
 
2013-09-22 01:40:23 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Bslim: jonny_q: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.

Or, you know, maybe this is the toll taken on a person who, through just trying to be a good person, becomes a household name and is called a "unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole" likely to start a mass-shooting by random people on the internet. He can't go in public without being hated. Hell... he can't even help out as the witness of an accident without accusation that his lawyer stages the whole thing. It's no wonder his family fell apart.

Of course, I'm no more sure of my theory than you are of yours, but guess which version is more likely based on the facts....

Just like what happened to OJ.

Except OJ actually murdered two people and Zimmerman didn't.


You're exactly right.  Zimmerman actually murdered one person.
 
2013-09-22 01:41:28 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.

Yeah, it's almost like being tortured by the media for a year and being put on trial on trumped up charges might have a slight effect on your psyche.

I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't have PTSD with all he's been through.


I agree. It just like he was shot for going to the store to bu skittles.
 
2013-09-22 01:43:36 PM
He can get divorced, there are plenty of people in this thread alone lining up to suck his cock.
 
2013-09-22 01:43:56 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.

Yeah, it's almost like being tortured by the media for a year and being put on trial on trumped up charges might have a slight effect on your psyche.

I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't have PTSD with all he's been through.


Except all signs show that he was an asshole prior to the shooting as well.
 
2013-09-22 01:44:53 PM

shower_in_my_socks: iheartscotch: Duuuuuude; divorce that girl, before she Lorena Bobetts you.

Considering that Zimmerman had the police called on him for showing up at his in-laws house and threatening to shoot them and his estranged wife, I'd say that she needs to divorce him before he George Zimmermans her.


Um, seriously?

At first, I figured that she didn't press any charges; because, that's what battered women do. Not press charges; that is. But, the moment she called the cops; that decision wasn't hers anymore.

If the cops had found even a little evidence to corroborate the wife's story; they'd have hauled zim down to lockup. They not only didn't find any evidence supporting the wife's claim; but, they didn't find the gun that was supposedly involved.

That leads me to two possible conclusions. Either the police officers involved are totally incompetent; or zim is being falsely accused.
 
2013-09-22 01:45:06 PM

Billy Bathsalt: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Bslim: jonny_q: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.

Or, you know, maybe this is the toll taken on a person who, through just trying to be a good person, becomes a household name and is called a "unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole" likely to start a mass-shooting by random people on the internet. He can't go in public without being hated. Hell... he can't even help out as the witness of an accident without accusation that his lawyer stages the whole thing. It's no wonder his family fell apart.

Of course, I'm no more sure of my theory than you are of yours, but guess which version is more likely based on the facts....

Just like what happened to OJ.

Except OJ actually murdered two people and Zimmerman didn't.

You're exactly right.  Zimmerman actually murdered one person.


.

No, Zimmerman did not murder anyone. Please learn what the word you use mean before posting.
 
2013-09-22 01:48:53 PM

Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?


Him. I think Miley is just doing wacky shiat for the publicity. She hasn't gone full Lohan yet.
 
2013-09-22 01:50:02 PM

shrankage: I think we may have eclipsed the Jon and Kate plus 8 derp.


George & Jon + 9(mm)? The wacky adventures of two hobbyists as they cope with their exes, patrol the neighborhood and try to find ammo at reasonable prices! Guest appearances by Bruce Jenner and Ted Nugent!
 
2013-09-22 01:50:08 PM
I'm betting on the mass shooting or suicide by cop.
On that day, even though I don't drink and haven't had a drop since 1986, I will have a beer.
And laugh.
/hope his wife gets all the money he fraudulently scammed raised
 
2013-09-22 01:50:17 PM

freak7: Mugato: He can get divorced, there are plenty of people in this thread alone lining up to suck his cock.

Better than siding with a violent criminal.


So there are points where you'd suck a dick, huh?

lol
 
2013-09-22 01:52:03 PM

freak7: Bslim: You are correct, sir. It is waaaaaay more expensive though.

I know in the old days, all you had to do was post an ad in the local paper of their last known address for a week or so. Not sure what the rules are these days.


The old days? What are you referring to, the wild west?
 
2013-09-22 01:53:53 PM
I'm getting a kick out of the inability of the haters to spell worth a damn, today.
 
2013-09-22 01:54:13 PM

rewind2846: I'm betting on the mass shooting or suicide by cop.
On that day, even though I don't drink and haven't had a drop since 1986, I will have a beer.
And laugh.
/hope his wife gets all the money he fraudulently scammed raised


That's sort of odd phrasing for a comment. I am glad you included that last sentence to help establish context.
 
2013-09-22 01:54:50 PM

rewind2846: I'm betting on the mass shooting or suicide by cop.
On that day, even though I don't drink and haven't had a drop since 1986, I will have a beer.
And laugh.
/hope his wife gets all the money he fraudulently scammed raised


Stay classy.
 
2013-09-22 01:54:51 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Considering that Zimmerman had the police called on him for showing up at his in-laws house and threatening to shoot them and his estranged wife, I'd say that she needs to divorce him before he George Zimmermans her.


Zimmerman haters always create the narrative they wish was real
 
2013-09-22 01:55:24 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: shrankage: I think we may have eclipsed the Jon and Kate plus 8 derp.

George & Jon + 9(mm)? The wacky adventures of two hobbyists as they cope with their exes, patrol the neighborhood and try to find ammo at reasonable prices! Guest appearances by Bruce Jenner and Ted Nugent!



Oh god please no.  I think i read something recently where Jon was living in a remote cabin in the woods and working as a waiter at some place in town.  It sounded like a ploy for a new tv show, maybe it is in the works!
 
2013-09-22 01:55:29 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: People need to move the heck on.


Zimmerman's defense was paid for by political advocacy groups. You don't get to back someone for political ends (which he accepted) and then say "move on" once he's done serving your purposes. (I mean the collective you, not you specifically.) A lot of causes got into bed with this guy, and now they have to see how it all plays out. That was always my argument from the beginning - why in the hell are gun groups backing THIS guy. It's such a murky case, racially charged, with a sympathetic shooting victim, and the shooter is so obviously an unbalanced person. It was very shortsighted. The odds of him killing again, or killing himself, or getting involved in some other bad shiat, are very high. As a gun owner, this is not at all the person I want representing me in the eyes of the general public.
 
2013-09-22 01:55:37 PM

iheartscotch: shower_in_my_socks: iheartscotch: Duuuuuude; divorce that girl, before she Lorena Bobetts you.

Considering that Zimmerman had the police called on him for showing up at his in-laws house and threatening to shoot them and his estranged wife, I'd say that she needs to divorce him before he George Zimmermans her.

Um, seriously?

At first, I figured that she didn't press any charges; because, that's what battered women do. Not press charges; that is. But, the moment she called the cops; that decision wasn't hers anymore.

If the cops had found even a little evidence to corroborate the wife's story; they'd have hauled zim down to lockup. They not only didn't find any evidence supporting the wife's claim; but, they didn't find the gun that was supposedly involved.

That leads me to two possible conclusions. Either the police officers involved are totally incompetent; or zim is being falsely accused.


It's not like the cops in Florida are known for being insanely competent.
 
2013-09-22 01:55:51 PM

freak7: Shelly showed up at a home she was no longer living in and started removing items. George arrived and started shooting


You'd think he'd know better
 
2013-09-22 01:57:07 PM
The best way for Zimmerman to take himself out, would be to eschew the guns, and walk into a rough part of Chicago.
 
2013-09-22 01:57:11 PM
I like to think that zim sits alone in the dark every night, obsessively listening to the creaks in his home, wondering if someone's inside and looking to shoot him, and thinks to himself every 30 seconds or so..."I shoulda stayed in the farking truck."
 
2013-09-22 01:57:13 PM
Holy shiat! What if Trayvon Martin was actually trying to serve George Zimmerman with Divorce Papers!

files.abovetopsecret.com
 
2013-09-22 01:58:51 PM
The J4M crowd on Fark seems to know nothing about the shooting they are wanting to lynch him for. A sane rational person who followed the case knows with out a shadow of doubt that the verdict was correct. No shred of evidence says that it was a justified killing. Race baiters and suffers of whit guilt turned it into a circus and ruined this mans life. I guarantee that if it was two white men involed this wouldn't even gone to trail. People need to accept the facts and move on.
 
2013-09-22 01:59:53 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.


I don't know -- Miley Cyrus is described as "self-destructing" because she was, at one point, a superstar; Zimmerman was only ever a guy with a shiatty job, a gun, and a hero complex.
 
2013-09-22 01:59:58 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: The J4M crowd on Fark seems to know nothing about the shooting they are wanting to lynch him for. A sane rational person who followed the case knows with out a shadow of doubt that the verdict was correct. No shred of evidence says that it was a justified killing. Race baiters and suffers of whit guilt turned it into a circus and ruined this mans life. I guarantee that if it was two white men involed this wouldn't even gone to trail. People need to accept the facts and move on.


Freudian slip there, son?
 
2013-09-22 02:01:21 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: The J4M crowd on Fark seems to know nothing about the shooting they are wanting to lynch him for. A sane rational person who followed the case knows with out a shadow of doubt that the verdict was correct. No shred of evidence says that it wasn't a justified killing. Race baiters and suffers of whit guilt turned it into a circus and ruined this mans life. I guarantee that if it was two white men involed this wouldn't even gone to trail. People need to accept the facts and move on.

 
2013-09-22 02:02:23 PM

Arkanaut: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.

I don't know -- Miley Cyrus is described as "self-destructing" because she was, at one point, a superstar; Zimmerman was only ever a guy with a shiatty job, a gun, and a hero complex.


She's more famous now.
 
2013-09-22 02:02:33 PM
It would appear the article simply makes up the idea that he's hiding.

I'm sure he's received plenty of threats. It would be silly of him to be easy to find.
 
2013-09-22 02:02:35 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: The J4M crowd on Fark seems to know nothing about the shooting they are wanting to lynch him for. A sane rational person who followed the case knows with out a shadow of doubt that the verdict was correct. No shred of evidence says that it was a justified killing. Race baiters and suffers of whit guilt turned it into a circus and ruined this mans life. I guarantee that if it was two white men involed this wouldn't even gone to trail. People need to accept the facts and move on.


Hmmm....
 
2013-09-22 02:03:07 PM
I think the most unbelievable part of all of this mess is that Zimmerman was (and technically still is) married.
 
2013-09-22 02:03:24 PM

iheartscotch: they didn't find the gun that was supposedly involved.


Yes they did. The police chief said they found the gun in his truck, which is where his wife on the 911 tape said he was and that he was "raging" and threatening them to come closer. He was still standing by his truck when the police arrived. The confusion is that he was not carrying the gun ON HIS PERSON during the incident. But it was right there the whole time.
 
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