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(TMZ)   George Zimmerman is avoiding divorce by hiding from his wife. Yeah, that'll work   (tmz.com) divider line 289
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2013-09-22 11:35:45 AM
Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?
 
2013-09-22 11:40:07 AM
DRINK!
 
2013-09-22 11:47:08 AM

Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?


Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.
 
2013-09-22 11:49:23 AM
Maybe the lawyers can't find him but I'd lay money on TMZ or The Enquirer having a bead on him before the end of the day.
 
2013-09-22 11:50:34 AM
He should just stand his ground.
 
2013-09-22 11:50:49 AM

BizarreMan: Maybe the lawyers can't find him but I'd lay money on TMZ or The Enquirer having a bead on him before the end of the day.


All they gotta do is check the nearby gun shops. He'll be in one of them
 
2013-09-22 11:55:02 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: DRINK!


Well at least it's almost noon.
 
2013-09-22 12:07:36 PM
Someone needs to tell him what the phase "in abstentia" means.
 
2013-09-22 12:16:24 PM
Can't he just shoot her?
 
2013-09-22 12:27:34 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: DRINK!



I bet Alcoholics Anonymous just LOVES this guy.
 
2013-09-22 01:00:32 PM
At least he's probably now going to shoot anyone.

Aw, who am I kidding?
 
2013-09-22 01:01:20 PM
At least she doesn't have to fark him anymore, and that's half of the divorce right there. The rest is just paperwork unless you're rich.
 
2013-09-22 01:05:20 PM

Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?


I've got bets in both

/just to be safe
//win-win, no matter who loses
 
2013-09-22 01:06:55 PM
Hmmmmmm, if only there was a way to murder someone in cold blood and get away with it...
 
2013-09-22 01:07:17 PM

HighOnCraic: He should just stand his ground.


I'm going to take a shot in the dark, but I believe that strategy won't work this time.
 
2013-09-22 01:07:47 PM
What a stand-up guy. There's no way he'd ever lie about the events of certain situatinos to keep himself out of jail.
 
2013-09-22 01:09:07 PM
Yeah, I'm sure this story is 100% accurate. Besides, you don't have to serve somebody with papers before you can divorce them, there are avenues you can take if unable to make contact with them.
 
2013-09-22 01:09:13 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.


Yeah, it's almost like being tortured by the media for a year and being put on trial on trumped up charges might have a slight effect on your psyche.

I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't have PTSD with all he's been through.
 
2013-09-22 01:09:26 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: DRINK!


i think I'm still drunk from the earlier Zimmy posts

/gonna need a liver transplant
 
2013-09-22 01:09:38 PM
10 to 1, he shoots the wife before it's all said and done.
 
2013-09-22 01:12:16 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.


Or, you know, maybe this is the toll taken on a person who, through just trying to be a good person, becomes a household name and is called a "unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole" likely to start a mass-shooting by random people on the internet. He can't go in public without being hated. Hell... he can't even help out as the witness of an accident without accusation that his lawyer stages the whole thing. It's no wonder his family fell apart.

Of course, I'm no more sure of my theory than you are of yours, but guess which version is more likely based on the facts....
 
2013-09-22 01:12:33 PM

freak7: Yeah, I'm sure this story is 100% accurate. Besides, you don't have to serve somebody with papers before you can divorce them, there are avenues you can take if unable to make contact with them.

You are correct, sir. It is waaaaaay more expensive though. I'm guessing these two fat losers don't have enough to cover it.
 
2013-09-22 01:12:47 PM
Just think, if he had been convicted like he should have been, he wouldn't have all these problems.
 
2013-09-22 01:14:07 PM

jonny_q: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.

Or, you know, maybe this is the toll taken on a person who, through just trying to be a good person, becomes a household name and is called a "unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole" likely to start a mass-shooting by random people on the internet. He can't go in public without being hated. Hell... he can't even help out as the witness of an accident without accusation that his lawyer stages the whole thing. It's no wonder his family fell apart.

Of course, I'm no more sure of my theory than you are of yours, but guess which version is more likely based on the facts....


Just like what happened to OJ.
 
2013-09-22 01:14:18 PM

Bslim: You are correct, sir. It is waaaaaay more expensive though.


I know in the old days, all you had to do was post an ad in the local paper of their last known address for a week or so. Not sure what the rules are these days.
 
2013-09-22 01:14:49 PM

Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?


Miley is just making bad choices on stage. Zimmerman can be counted to fark up every aspect of his personal life.

/ Plus Miley never murdered anybody
 
2013-09-22 01:14:50 PM

jonny_q: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.

Or, you know, maybe this is the toll taken on a person who, through just trying to be a good person, becomes a household name and is called a "unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole" likely to start a mass-shooting by random people on the internet. He can't go in public without being hated. Hell... he can't even help out as the witness of an accident without accusation that his lawyer stages the whole thing. It's no wonder his family fell apart.

Of course, I'm no more sure of my theory than you are of yours, but guess which version is more likely based on the facts....


Neither, since you are both operating on speculation.
 
2013-09-22 01:16:16 PM

Bslim: jonny_q: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.

Or, you know, maybe this is the toll taken on a person who, through just trying to be a good person, becomes a household name and is called a "unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole" likely to start a mass-shooting by random people on the internet. He can't go in public without being hated. Hell... he can't even help out as the witness of an accident without accusation that his lawyer stages the whole thing. It's no wonder his family fell apart.

Of course, I'm no more sure of my theory than you are of yours, but guess which version is more likely based on the facts....

Just like what happened to OJ.


Except OJ actually murdered two people and Zimmerman didn't.
 
2013-09-22 01:16:52 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was

...

Well that and all the evidence that he was being assaulted.
 
2013-09-22 01:16:58 PM

Shostie: Someone needs to tell him what the phase "in abstentia" means.


You could take notes too.
 
2013-09-22 01:17:13 PM
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2013-09-22 01:18:13 PM
The people have their witch and they won't stop until the witch is dead.
 
2013-09-22 01:18:34 PM

BizarreMan: Maybe the lawyers can't find him but I'd lay money on TMZ or The Enquirer having a bead on him before the end of the day.


Suicide within 3 months.

/yes, self-inflicted
 
2013-09-22 01:18:58 PM
Eat a bullet already you stupid fark.
 
2013-09-22 01:19:05 PM
The guns rights activists picked a great poster boy with this guy. I'm sure he'll do them proud.
 
2013-09-22 01:19:14 PM
See kids what happens when you go around paling wanna-be cop with a gun?
 
2013-09-22 01:19:39 PM
He just wants to make a big entrance for once in his life.
 
2013-09-22 01:19:56 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.

Yeah, it's almost like being tortured by the media for a year and being put on trial on trumped up charges might have a slight effect on your psyche.

I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't have PTSD with all he's been through.


I have the same empathy for him. If only we could go back to those halcyon days of yor when a guy could shoot a kid of the proper colour and get a pat on the back and an attaboy instead of getting all legal eagal on him.

Law enforcement is the perfect career move for a guy with such a sturdy mental state.

One might even venture to say it might be the reason he was a wanna be cop and not employer be a real police force. And seeing some of the winners that do make the cut it really says something about him
 
2013-09-22 01:22:04 PM
1. I don't care to hear about farking George Zimmerman every time he takes a farking shiat. It's almost like 24 hour news networks use him to fill vacant time slots. He was acquitted; get over it.

2. Duuuuuude; divorce that girl, before she Lorena Bobetts you.

3. I should really get stock in scotch and popcorn stocks for these threads.
 
2013-09-22 01:22:14 PM
Am I the only one who saw this bloated gash for being the opportunistic, gold digging fish market coming a LONG time ago?

She'll be playing the 'ahma victim' schtick on talk shows soon enough - I doubt she'll go full Goslin as there's not enough dim lighting and lipo to make the jump... and the dumb bastage will be poor and in custody in less than I year...
 
2013-09-22 01:23:07 PM
News Alert To Farkers: People going through divorce react in many different ways, sometimes not optimally.

It's not news.
It's has nothing to do with the case.

Stop acting like vultures.

Divorce is farked up for many people.  I am glad to know your divorce resulted in two fine, rational, pleasant, non angry, non traumatized, productive, forever friends.

Both of them have my best wishes.
 
2013-09-22 01:23:46 PM

bump: Am I the only one who saw this bloated gash for being the opportunistic, gold digging fish market coming a LONG time ago?


Nope. Give it a little time and she'll be shopping for a book deal.
 
2013-09-22 01:24:07 PM

Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?


I don't see how Miley is self destructing. Other than an admittedly tasteless concert and music video she's done nothing overtly bad. I mean, she doesn't seem to be stumbling through a revolving door between rehab and coke-fueled party binges.
 
2013-09-22 01:24:18 PM
Want to bring him out of hiding? Have a black teen walk down the street wearing a hoodie and eating Skittles. To Zimmerman that's like catnip.
 
2013-09-22 01:24:56 PM
Does he really think that hiding will somehow make the divorce go away? After however long is required, his wife will petition the state for the divorce on grounds of abandonment. She'll end up with all of their stuff. Real wise and mature there, George.
 
2013-09-22 01:25:12 PM

eyeq360: HighOnCraic: He should just stand his ground.

I'm going to take a shot in the dark, but I believe that strategy won't work this time.


What you did there, I see it.
 
2013-09-22 01:25:54 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Zimmerman. Definitely. His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.


This. up until recently, I defended the guy since trayvon - in complete fairness - had pinned the fella. And, I gave him the benefit of the doubt on the iPad since divorces are messy. But he's starting to look like a dr.jeckll and mr.hyde situation...
 
2013-09-22 01:26:00 PM
So this is the Florida version of tag?
 
2013-09-22 01:26:25 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Bslim: jonny_q: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?

Zimmerman.  Definitely.  His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.

It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom.  Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.

Or, you know, maybe this is the toll taken on a person who, through just trying to be a good person, becomes a household name and is called a "unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole" likely to start a mass-shooting by random people on the internet. He can't go in public without being hated. Hell... he can't even help out as the witness of an accident without accusation that his lawyer stages the whole thing. It's no wonder his family fell apart.

Of course, I'm no more sure of my theory than you are of yours, but guess which version is more likely based on the facts....

Just like what happened to OJ.

Except OJ actually murdered two people and Zimmerman didn't.



Really? That's what you're going with? OJ was found not guilty, just like Zimmerman.
 
2013-09-22 01:26:35 PM

freak7: I know in the old days, all you had to do was post an ad in the local paper of their last known address for a week or so. Not sure what the rules are these days.


According to some Internet Florida lawyer I googled, if you can't serve the defendant in person, you have to file an affidavit with the court, convince the judge that you really tried, and then publish a notice once per week for four weeks.

But you cannot receive child support or alimony by that process.

Do they have kids?
 
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