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(CBS News)   Mall attack in Nairobi still unresolved, 59 dead, attackers have hostages. Story still developing   (cbsnews.com) divider line 374
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2013-09-22 08:34:44 AM
www.hyscience.com
 
2013-09-22 08:34:49 AM
If you were Muslim (and could name Mohammed's mother) you were set free immediately.
 
2013-09-22 08:35:14 AM
Is there nothing religion can't do?
 
2013-09-22 08:35:39 AM
I'll take Religion of Peace for a thousand Alex!
 
2013-09-22 08:35:56 AM
Ugly situation. I hope the authorities manage to resolve it without more innocents being killed.
 
2013-09-22 08:37:40 AM
But I thought it was GUNS that caused violence on this scale.

These people clearly used Grenades.

/Ban assault beards.
 
2013-09-22 08:38:20 AM
It's sniper time, boys and girls!
 
2013-09-22 08:39:09 AM
Christian church blown up in Pakistan, too.
 
2013-09-22 08:39:16 AM

SmackLT: Ugly situation. I hope the authorities manage to resolve it without more innocents being killed.



Couldn't agree more. What a terrible tragedy.
 
2013-09-22 08:40:08 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: It's sniper time, boys and girls!


It doesn't really matter at this point. Their mission objective has been accomplished.
 
2013-09-22 08:41:23 AM

NewportBarGuy: HotIgneous Intruder: It's sniper time, boys and girls!

It doesn't really matter at this point. Their mission objective has been accomplished.


All the more reason to blow their heads clean off.
 
2013-09-22 08:41:39 AM
I guess the journalism exchange rate is about 20 Kenyans to 1 American.
 
2013-09-22 08:43:45 AM
I heard it was cuz Hot Topic was giving out free Mohammed thongs to the first 100 customers....
 
2013-09-22 08:44:05 AM
Kinda puts our "mass" shootings into perspective...

Hope they can resolve this before too many more innocents are killed.
 
2013-09-22 08:48:20 AM

RatMaster999: Kinda puts our "mass" shootings into perspective...

Hope they can resolve this before too many more innocents are killed.


That damn off-shoring!  We used to be No.1 !
 
2013-09-22 08:48:20 AM

RatMaster999: Kinda puts our "mass" shootings into perspective...


This is an organized attack by 10-15 individuals, not one lone nutjob.
 
2013-09-22 08:48:49 AM

RatMaster999: Kinda puts our "mass" shootings into perspective...


No, it really doesn't.
 
2013-09-22 08:50:32 AM
Maybe Darrell Issa could go help them investigate.
 
2013-09-22 08:51:47 AM
I see this is a followup tag, but I don't see a previous thread.
 
2013-09-22 08:52:35 AM

NewportBarGuy: RatMaster999: Kinda puts our "mass" shootings into perspective...

No, it really doesn't.


I agree. We have this many Americans shot each and every day.
 
2013-09-22 08:53:18 AM
I am actually surprised there's a mall anywhere in Kenya
 
2013-09-22 08:54:10 AM
They should have put up one of these at the mall like we do here. That would have solved EVERYTHING, right? Signs Save lives.

i668.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-22 08:54:46 AM

IkilledLauraPalmer: I see this is a followup tag, but I don't see a previous thread.


Oh it's a follow-up alright.
 
2013-09-22 08:54:56 AM

Bslim: I'll take Religion of Peace for a thousand Alex!


What's not peaceful about a nice long dirtnap?
Everyone likes naps.
 
2013-09-22 08:55:16 AM
 
2013-09-22 08:55:23 AM

NewportBarGuy: HotIgneous Intruder: It's sniper time, boys and girls!

It doesn't really matter at this point. Their mission objective has been accomplished.


What was/is their objective?

/seriously asking
 
2013-09-22 08:56:10 AM
Its like Walmart after Thanksgiving.
 
2013-09-22 08:56:14 AM

DubyaHater: I am actually surprised there's a mall anywhere in Kenya


Why?
 
2013-09-22 08:57:41 AM

generallyso: RatMaster999: Kinda puts our "mass" shootings into perspective...

This is an organized attack by 10-15 individuals, not one lone nutjob.


So it's 10 to 15 nutjobs.
Turn the other cheek, get your head chopped off.
 
2013-09-22 09:00:17 AM

zedster: Israeli special forces enter mall


What the hell? Do they frequently respond to mass shootings in middle-Africa?
 
2013-09-22 09:03:09 AM
More interesting that Nairobi has a mall.
 
2013-09-22 09:06:09 AM

BalugaJoe: Its like Walmart after Thanksgiving.


It's more peaceful than Walmart after Thanksgiving.
 
2013-09-22 09:07:28 AM

eraser8: NewportBarGuy: HotIgneous Intruder: It's sniper time, boys and girls!

It doesn't really matter at this point. Their mission objective has been accomplished.

What was/is their objective?

/seriously asking


It's inter-African fighting. Happens a lot. Kenya has been incurring on Somali territory for a few years. This is a reprisal attack for it by one of the bands of crazy people who "run" Somalia. Any kind of body count would be considered a success by the authors of the plan.

Somalia is a war-torn sh*thole. Kenya, under guidance and support from Western Powers, has been doing their part to help stop piracy and such. This their repayment.

It's bloody and brutal, but... This Is Africa.
 
2013-09-22 09:07:52 AM

Oh_Enough_Already: They should have put up one of these at the mall like we do here. That would have solved EVERYTHING, right? Signs Save lives.

[i668.photobucket.com image 640x494]


Because MORE guns is always the answer.  At least with gun nuts.
 
2013-09-22 09:09:25 AM
Im having a hard time seeing how this could happen. Kenya has pretty stringent back ground checks prior to firearm purchases.
 
2013-09-22 09:09:28 AM
Speaking of Africa and developing -

"We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. But we're going back again in a couple of weeks!"
 
2013-09-22 09:09:44 AM
Walmart on Black Friday is an American Jihad
 
2013-09-22 09:11:58 AM

RatMaster999: Kinda puts our "mass" shootings into perspective...

Hope they can resolve this before too many more innocents are killed.


We need to ban their assault rifles!
 
2013-09-22 09:13:04 AM

zedster: Israeli special forces enter mall


The mall is Israeli-owned, and the gunmen killed people from all over, including Chinese nationals. The fallout should be interesting.
 
2013-09-22 09:20:28 AM

generallyso: zedster: Israeli special forces enter mall

What the hell? Do they frequently respond to mass shootings in middle-Africa?


Remember a couple of years ago when the Israeli tourists in Kenya were attacked? Probably have my tin-foil hat on too tight but I'm guessing Shin Bet has been watching Kenya pretty closely since then.
 
2013-09-22 09:20:44 AM

clancifer: Oh_Enough_Already: They should have put up one of these at the mall like we do here. That would have solved EVERYTHING, right? Signs Save lives.

[i668.photobucket.com image 640x494]

Because MORE guns is always the answer.  At least with gun nuts.


The gun ban peeps always say that.  I'm still trying to figure out how they think putting up a sign equates with 'less guns'.
 
2013-09-22 09:21:32 AM
maybe Obama's birth.certificate was in there
 
2013-09-22 09:22:59 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: The fallout should be interesting.


There won't be any.
 
2013-09-22 09:23:02 AM
I've always thought it be so easy for a group of committed jihadists (or nihilists, whoever) to buy a dozen assault rifles and just have at it in an American mall on Black Friday.  Hundreds dead, and the people who stay away from malls in future would put a handy dent in the American economy.

This is why I stay away from the malls.  That, and all the teenagers.
 
2013-09-22 09:23:58 AM
I don't know what is upsetting me more, this situation or the fact that people are so ignorant about Africa that the fact that there are malls there is what some farker are focused on.
 
2013-09-22 09:24:16 AM
Ah religion. Is there anything it cannot rationalize?
 
2013-09-22 09:25:36 AM
*farkers...I should probably not type angry.
 
2013-09-22 09:26:17 AM

Deathfrogg: Ah religion. Is there anything it cannot rationalize?


This has nothing to do with religion and everything to do with currying favor for power in a war-torn country. Thanks for playing, though.
 
2013-09-22 09:27:58 AM
So anytime a gun is used anywhere in the world we can still make it about the gun debate in the US. Because that's what's important here.
 
2013-09-22 09:28:42 AM

NewportBarGuy: Deathfrogg: Ah religion. Is there anything it cannot rationalize?

This has nothing to do with religion and everything to do with currying favor for power in a war-torn country. Thanks for playing, though.


Why did they let the Muslims go then?
 
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