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(New York Daily News)   Miley Cyrus touches another new low   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Miley Cyrus, Las Vegas, Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner, Justin Timberlake, iheartradio, Kourtney Kardashian, music festivals  
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13459 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 22 Sep 2013 at 11:24 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-22 11:30:27 AM  
10 votes:
Whoever would've thought that Billy Ray could unleash something on the world that was even more annoying than "Achy Breaky Heart"?
2013-09-22 11:34:08 AM  
8 votes:
Did she also have an eighteen-inch-tall Stonehenge model?
2013-09-22 12:29:35 PM  
5 votes:

She really should tuck in those tampon strings
2013-09-22 12:48:34 PM  
4 votes:

kb8080: She's an Achy Breaky Fart. Tart

If only her plane would crash into Little Wayne's plane and the whole thing land on top of the Rascall Flatts tour bus.
2013-09-22 10:56:25 PM  
2 votes:

Mikey1969: LesserEvil: In one sense, it's sad, but the stupid tongue thing makes any sympathy I have for her evaporate.

That's kinda what I meant by #3, people can pull off the whole 'stick the tongue out' thing, some people look kinda hot, some look scary and badass. MIley just flops that big wide thing out and looks like a basset hound... Except that I've had a couple of bassets and I actually like them.

Poor Miley. If you can't even appeal to guys who f*ck basset hounds, you're seriously doing it wrong.
2013-09-22 01:14:24 PM  
2 votes:
I don't understand why a 'meh' looking girl sees need to convolute this fact by gnarling her face and flagging her coated tongue about as if it's an attractive thing... When I see her, I feel the need to wash and get a penicillin shot all at the same time...

/she should mind herpes and Qs
2013-09-22 12:01:58 PM  
2 votes:

2013-09-22 10:32:09 AM  
2 votes:
Everything's better with midgets.
2013-09-22 10:04:16 AM  
2 votes:
She's ruining Radiohead.
2013-09-22 09:43:41 AM  
2 votes:
New queen of /b/?
2013-09-22 05:42:40 PM  
1 vote:

baconbeard: Xanadone: Whoever would've thought that Billy Ray could unleash something on the world that was even more annoying than "Achy Breaky Heart"?

It boggles the mind, doesn't it?

Hicks was right about Satan's involvement. It's the only plausible explanation remaining.
2013-09-22 03:03:33 PM  
1 vote:

/somebody photoshop in Miley Cyrus... I'm lazy.
2013-09-22 02:30:46 PM  
1 vote:
"In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people... the Cyruses. No one knows who they were or what they were doing..."
2013-09-22 02:24:02 PM  
1 vote:

LesserEvil: [ image 635x801]

She really should tuck in those tampon strings

So sad to need multiple tampons at that age.
2013-09-22 01:54:03 PM  
1 vote:

Disgruntled Goat: Infernalist: I could understand the outrage if she was actually talented.

But she's not.

You were saying?

A little talent for you.

Summary: generic canned comment about popular person fails.

She sings flat. Isn't singing other people's songs called karaoke?
2013-09-22 01:20:18 PM  
1 vote:
Fark Miley Cyrus. I'll take the midgets.
2013-09-22 12:19:34 PM  
1 vote:
Somewhere, a camel is missing a toe.
2013-09-22 12:16:50 PM  
1 vote:
Now with dwarves!
2013-09-22 12:09:20 PM  
1 vote:
She's an Achy Breaky Fart.
2013-09-22 12:07:53 PM  
1 vote:
So, basically, Miley's into midget porn?

/Queue the I
2013-09-22 12:04:46 PM  
1 vote:
I don't care what she does. I'd still drink a gallon of her whizz just to see where it comes from.
2013-09-22 12:01:06 PM  
1 vote:
Ever since the first Mouseteers, Disney has farked up more kids' lives than Michael Jackson and the Catholic Church combined.
2013-09-22 09:58:58 AM  
1 vote:
The shark, ladies and gentlemen, has been jumped.
2013-09-22 09:43:04 AM  
1 vote:
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