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(New York Daily News)   Miley Cyrus touches another new low   (nydailynews.com) divider line 40
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2013-09-22 11:30:27 AM
9 votes:
Whoever would've thought that Billy Ray could unleash something on the world that was even more annoying than "Achy Breaky Heart"?
2013-09-22 12:02:29 PM
6 votes:
My only problem with her, is that she is ugly.
2013-09-22 11:04:35 AM
4 votes:
Can't we just shoot her?
2013-09-22 01:14:24 PM
3 votes:
I don't understand why a 'meh' looking girl sees need to convolute this fact by gnarling her face and flagging her coated tongue about as if it's an attractive thing... When I see her, I feel the need to wash and get a penicillin shot all at the same time...

/she should mind herpes and Qs
2013-09-22 12:01:58 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-09-22 10:32:09 AM
3 votes:
Everything's better with midgets.
2013-09-22 09:43:41 AM
3 votes:
New queen of /b/?
2013-09-22 09:21:49 AM
3 votes:
If you think Miley Cyrus goes too far, you take yourself way too seriously.
2013-09-22 01:20:18 PM
2 votes:
Fark Miley Cyrus. I'll take the midgets.
2013-09-22 01:11:07 PM
2 votes:
oi39.tinypic.como.scdn.co
2013-09-22 12:57:10 PM
2 votes:
cdn-usa.gagbay.com
2013-09-22 12:10:08 PM
2 votes:
Please stop telling us about Miley's new lows.
The only reason anyone cases is because media outlets think we should care, that her marketing staff have managed to find a hook that gets that no-talent leftover attention. We don't want to care about her. There are enough attention whores in the world today.
2013-09-22 12:01:02 PM
2 votes:
Congratulations media. In your desire to stoke fake breathless outrage over nothing, you've now managed to get trolled by a 20 year-old high school drop out.
2013-09-22 11:34:08 AM
2 votes:
Did she also have an eighteen-inch-tall Stonehenge model?
2013-09-22 10:53:46 AM
2 votes:

edmo: Miley Cyrus Madonna touches another new low

There we go, welcome to 1984.

/Old enough to have heard this same shiat before


Only less talent and looks this time around. Oh, Madonna had a natural understanding of 'sexy' and could convey that with subtlety too. Miley is a little girl that just figured out that people pay attention to boobs and ass and likes the attention. She has not and probably never will evolve beyond that.

/Not a Madonna fan
//still has respect for true talent
2013-09-22 10:27:02 AM
2 votes:
Miley Cyrus Madonna touches another new low

There we go, welcome to 1984.

/Old enough to have heard this same shiat before
2013-09-22 09:58:58 AM
2 votes:
The shark, ladies and gentlemen, has been jumped.
2013-09-22 09:43:04 AM
2 votes:
Trololololololo.....
2013-09-23 12:29:08 PM
1 votes:

AbiNormal: [wilsonteacher.ca image 384x400]

/Can't wait for the Miley fad to fade.


Can she really be called a fad if she has been around for over 7 years?  Her TV show started in '06.
2013-09-22 11:31:23 PM
1 votes:

Mikey1969: LesserEvil: In one sense, it's sad, but the stupid tongue thing makes any sympathy I have for her evaporate.

That's kinda what I meant by #3, people can pull off the whole 'stick the tongue out' thing, some people look kinda hot, some look scary and badass. MIley just flops that big wide thing out and looks like a basset hound... Except that I've had a couple of bassets and I actually like them. It's kind of the same with her skimpy clothes. Some women can pull off the whole 'Rocker Slut' look and be sexy, she just looks like she is trying WAY too hard. The sad thing is, she's pretty damned good looking, but she's taken all of these things other people have done well, and made herself into a nightly joke.


Miley reminds me of this SNL character:
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...except instead of the fingers in the armpits, Miley sticks her tongue out.
2013-09-22 09:50:10 PM
1 votes:
i'd do her, but not let Billy Ray watch
2013-09-22 06:34:28 PM
1 votes:

Hiro-ACiD: baconbeard: Xanadone: Whoever would've thought that Billy Ray could unleash something on the world that was even more annoying than "Achy Breaky Heart"?

It boggles the mind, doesn't it?

Hicks was right about Satan's involvement. It's the only plausible explanation remaining.


Hicks was also right about nuking her from orbit, it being the only way to be sure.
2013-09-22 05:42:40 PM
1 votes:

baconbeard: Xanadone: Whoever would've thought that Billy Ray could unleash something on the world that was even more annoying than "Achy Breaky Heart"?

It boggles the mind, doesn't it?


Hicks was right about Satan's involvement. It's the only plausible explanation remaining.
2013-09-22 04:09:02 PM
1 votes:

SevenizGud: Polluted her body with tattoos. The dude hair is awful. No tits.

I'd have to be drunk as fark, but it could still be done because the rest of her body is pretty good.


For all your 'holier than thou, but I'd hit it' BS, you do realize that she wouldn't piss on your sorry ass if you were on fire, right?
2013-09-22 03:45:32 PM
1 votes:
All you haters, no problem: I'll take one for the team and hit that all night long.
2013-09-22 03:35:59 PM
1 votes:
If you were to tell me she's 35 years old, I'd believe you.
2013-09-22 02:30:05 PM
1 votes:

Disgruntled Goat: Infernalist: I could understand the outrage if she was actually talented.

But she's not.

You were saying?

A little talent for you.

Summary: generic canned comment about popular person fails.


Like I said in the last Miley thread, she does have some talent. But no more than the top three performers at any high school in the country.
2013-09-22 02:23:24 PM
1 votes:
Nasty
2013-09-22 01:48:53 PM
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2013-09-22 01:35:13 PM
1 votes:
wilsonteacher.ca

/Can't wait for the Miley fad to fade.
2013-09-22 01:13:43 PM
1 votes:

LewDux: Disgruntled Goat: Infernalist: I could understand the outrage if she was actually talented.

But she's not.

You were saying?

A little talent for you.

Summary: generic canned comment about popular person fails.

Using links against magic words like "talent" is like using remote control against Data


That makes no farking sense.
2013-09-22 01:08:56 PM
1 votes:
First she sounds like a chain smoker, now she looks the part
2013-09-22 12:48:34 PM
1 votes:

kb8080: She's an Achy Breaky Fart. Tart


If only her plane would crash into Little Wayne's plane and the whole thing land on top of the Rascall Flatts tour bus.
2013-09-22 12:20:37 PM
1 votes:

Clash City Farker: Anthracite: Gives new meaning to a Disney Princess!

Could this all be a big F.U. to Disney?


That hand she fingered herself with does sort of look like Mickey's...
2013-09-22 12:18:46 PM
1 votes:

Anthracite: Gives new meaning to a Disney Princess!


Could this all be a big F.U. to Disney?
2013-09-22 12:12:35 PM
1 votes:
She's not stupid or crazy but she is the only top 40 music act the fat, old farts on Fark can name as she laughs all the way to the bank. Yeah, nothing kills a music career like geezer hate. What bothers me is the blatant Nintendo ripoff for her set design.
2013-09-22 12:10:45 PM
1 votes:

The Martintuckian: I don't care what she does. I'd still drink a gallon of her whizz just to see where it comes from.


I'm not sure you'd want to do that.
2013-09-22 12:04:46 PM
1 votes:
I don't care what she does. I'd still drink a gallon of her whizz just to see where it comes from.
2013-09-22 11:45:16 AM
1 votes:
A new Lowe?   Rob or Nick?
2013-09-22 11:41:12 AM
1 votes:

thamike: If you think Miley Cyrus goes too far, you take yourself way too seriously.


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