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(New York Daily News)   Miley Cyrus touches another new low   (nydailynews.com) divider line 125
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2013-09-22 07:28:43 PM

that bosnian sniper: Did she also have an eighteen-inch-tall Stonehenge model?


+1 internets to you for that one!!
 
2013-09-22 07:31:29 PM
Jesus, this might not be so pathetic if:

1. She had an actual ass to "twerk" with.
2. She had actual rhythm to employ during said twerking.
3. She actually KNEW how to stick her tongue out and pull off the 'sexpot' look.

Since none of these works for her, not only is she annoying and unsexy, comparisons to Madonna should result in an immediate flogging. With the exception of the new gold grill on Madonna, most of her stuff was rather brilliantly timed and pulled off. Miley Cyrus, on the other hand, is trying WAY too hard with WAY too little talent.
 
2013-09-22 07:51:25 PM
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Put your farking tongue back in... looks like you had a stroke.
 
2013-09-22 08:06:25 PM

Mikey1969: Jesus, this might not be so pathetic if:

1. She had an actual ass to "twerk" with.
2. She had actual rhythm to employ during said twerking.
3. She actually KNEW how to stick her tongue out and pull off the 'sexpot' look.

Since none of these works for her, not only is she annoying and unsexy, comparisons to Madonna should result in an immediate flogging. With the exception of the new gold grill on Madonna, most of her stuff was rather brilliantly timed and pulled off. Miley Cyrus, on the other hand, is trying WAY too hard with WAY too little talent.


To me, she's like a 12 year-old trying to look sexy. She's locked into some level of immaturity, probably the result of sexual abuse by a handler when she was... 12 years old.

In one sense, it's sad, but the stupid tongue thing makes any sympathy I have for her evaporate.
 
2013-09-22 08:07:13 PM
is it possible that she is an MRF?

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2013-09-22 08:07:54 PM

sammyk: edmo: Miley Cyrus Madonna touches another new low

There we go, welcome to 1984.

/Old enough to have heard this same shiat before

Only less talent and looks this time around. Oh, Madonna had a natural understanding of 'sexy' and could convey that with subtlety too. Miley is a little girl that just figured out that people pay attention to boobs and ass and likes the attention. She has not and probably never will evolve beyond that.

/Not a Madonna fan
//still has respect for true talent


The same Madonna that was badly deep throating a beer bottle?
 
2013-09-22 09:14:20 PM
Twerking isn't new. Her style isn't new. Welcome back to the year 2000.
 
2013-09-22 09:50:10 PM
i'd do her, but not let Billy Ray watch
 
2013-09-22 10:03:15 PM

LesserEvil: In one sense, it's sad, but the stupid tongue thing makes any sympathy I have for her evaporate.


That's kinda what I meant by #3, people can pull off the whole 'stick the tongue out' thing, some people look kinda hot, some look scary and badass. MIley just flops that big wide thing out and looks like a basset hound... Except that I've had a couple of bassets and I actually like them. It's kind of the same with her skimpy clothes. Some women can pull off the whole 'Rocker Slut' look and be sexy, she just looks like she is trying WAY too hard. The sad thing is, she's pretty damned good looking, but she's taken all of these things other people have done well, and made herself into a nightly joke.
 
2013-09-22 10:37:50 PM
She converted to whatever "religion" worships Xenu and became Tom Cruise's new beard?
 
2013-09-22 10:42:36 PM

Kyosuke: LewDux: edmo: Miley Cyrus Madonna Elvis Presley touches another new low

There we go, welcome to 19841956.

/Old enough to have heard this same shiat before

FTFY


LOL
 
2013-09-22 10:56:25 PM

Mikey1969: LesserEvil: In one sense, it's sad, but the stupid tongue thing makes any sympathy I have for her evaporate.

That's kinda what I meant by #3, people can pull off the whole 'stick the tongue out' thing, some people look kinda hot, some look scary and badass. MIley just flops that big wide thing out and looks like a basset hound... Except that I've had a couple of bassets and I actually like them.


Poor Miley. If you can't even appeal to guys who f*ck basset hounds, you're seriously doing it wrong.
 
2013-09-22 11:08:48 PM
No.  She's actually kinda smart.  She was the lust-target of many a pedo for most of her life.  I'm sure she's sick of hearing them and reading their letters/communications.  This is the perfect way to kill off those creeps; be as vulgar and adult (non-childlike) as possible.

I think she'll normalize soon...next year or so.
 
2013-09-22 11:31:23 PM

Mikey1969: LesserEvil: In one sense, it's sad, but the stupid tongue thing makes any sympathy I have for her evaporate.

That's kinda what I meant by #3, people can pull off the whole 'stick the tongue out' thing, some people look kinda hot, some look scary and badass. MIley just flops that big wide thing out and looks like a basset hound... Except that I've had a couple of bassets and I actually like them. It's kind of the same with her skimpy clothes. Some women can pull off the whole 'Rocker Slut' look and be sexy, she just looks like she is trying WAY too hard. The sad thing is, she's pretty damned good looking, but she's taken all of these things other people have done well, and made herself into a nightly joke.


Miley reminds me of this SNL character:
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...except instead of the fingers in the armpits, Miley sticks her tongue out.
 
2013-09-23 12:42:07 AM

LesserEvil: Mikey1969: LesserEvil: In one sense, it's sad, but the stupid tongue thing makes any sympathy I have for her evaporate.

That's kinda what I meant by #3, people can pull off the whole 'stick the tongue out' thing, some people look kinda hot, some look scary and badass. MIley just flops that big wide thing out and looks like a basset hound... Except that I've had a couple of bassets and I actually like them. It's kind of the same with her skimpy clothes. Some women can pull off the whole 'Rocker Slut' look and be sexy, she just looks like she is trying WAY too hard. The sad thing is, she's pretty damned good looking, but she's taken all of these things other people have done well, and made herself into a nightly joke.

Miley reminds me of this SNL character:
[img2u.info image 350x350]

...except instead of the fingers in the armpits, Miley sticks her tongue out.


That's absolutely PERFECT! Couldn't have said it better myself.
 
2013-09-23 12:42:58 AM

EdgeRunner: Mikey1969: LesserEvil: In one sense, it's sad, but the stupid tongue thing makes any sympathy I have for her evaporate.

That's kinda what I meant by #3, people can pull off the whole 'stick the tongue out' thing, some people look kinda hot, some look scary and badass. MIley just flops that big wide thing out and looks like a basset hound... Except that I've had a couple of bassets and I actually like them.

Poor Miley. If you can't even appeal to guys who f*ck basset hounds, you're seriously doing it wrong.


I didn't mean "had" in a Biblical sense... :-)
 
2013-09-23 01:49:22 AM

thamike: If you think Miley Cyrus goes too far, you take yourself way too seriously.


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2013-09-23 02:09:18 AM
 
2013-09-23 02:28:18 AM
There's nothing wrong with being edgy, pushing back boundaries and leading the avant garde. If only Miley were actually doing that...
 
2013-09-23 12:03:35 PM

LesserEvil: In one sense, it's sad, but the stupid tongue thing makes any sympathy I have for her evaporate.

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2013-09-23 12:04:09 PM

YoOjo: She has such pretty flowers on her drums, she must be a gardener.

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I took a double take when I saw the face printed on the drum behind her ass.
 
2013-09-23 12:29:08 PM

AbiNormal: [wilsonteacher.ca image 384x400]

/Can't wait for the Miley fad to fade.


Can she really be called a fad if she has been around for over 7 years?  Her TV show started in '06.
 
2013-09-23 12:34:35 PM

wildstarr: AbiNormal: [wilsonteacher.ca image 384x400]

/Can't wait for the Miley fad to fade.

Can she really be called a fad if she has been around for over 7 years?  Her TV show started in '06.


Obvipusly he meant Miley "Everything That's Wrong With Kids Today" Cyrus, or Cloud Miley in short
 
2013-09-23 02:10:04 PM
Actually looks like she spanked the like twerker's thigh.

Who the f*** cares.

I want to see her stick that tongue in the midget's box lunch. To me, that would be news.
 
2013-09-23 02:13:39 PM
The midget looks like a shrunk down Britney Spears................
 
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