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(New York Daily News)   Miley Cyrus touches another new low   (nydailynews.com) divider line 125
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2013-09-22 12:54:26 PM
Didn't read the article, just assumed she covered Achey Breaky Heart.

On a side note, why did she opt for the granny panties?
 
2013-09-22 12:54:55 PM

Disgruntled Goat: Infernalist: I could understand the outrage if she was actually talented.

But she's not.

You were saying?

A little talent for you.

Summary: generic canned comment about popular person fails.


No, popular person with no redeeming value fails
 
2013-09-22 12:57:10 PM
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2013-09-22 01:00:58 PM

Disgruntled Goat: Infernalist: I could understand the outrage if she was actually talented.

But she's not.

You were saying?

A little talent for you.

Summary: generic canned comment about popular person fails.


Using links against magic words like "talent" is like using remote control against Data
 
2013-09-22 01:01:52 PM
I don't know about anyone else but I find the little women hotter than Billy Ray Miley.

/bet they are more fun too
 
2013-09-22 01:08:56 PM
First she sounds like a chain smoker, now she looks the part
 
2013-09-22 01:11:07 PM
oi39.tinypic.como.scdn.co
 
2013-09-22 01:13:43 PM

LewDux: Disgruntled Goat: Infernalist: I could understand the outrage if she was actually talented.

But she's not.

You were saying?

A little talent for you.

Summary: generic canned comment about popular person fails.

Using links against magic words like "talent" is like using remote control against Data


That makes no farking sense.
 
2013-09-22 01:14:24 PM
I don't understand why a 'meh' looking girl sees need to convolute this fact by gnarling her face and flagging her coated tongue about as if it's an attractive thing... When I see her, I feel the need to wash and get a penicillin shot all at the same time...

/she should mind herpes and Qs
 
2013-09-22 01:14:28 PM
Oh my!  How outrageous!!  She's so controversial and 'in your face!!!!!1!!!'
 
2013-09-22 01:20:18 PM
Fark Miley Cyrus. I'll take the midgets.
 
2013-09-22 01:23:51 PM

Disgruntled Goat: LewDux: Disgruntled Goat: Infernalist: I could understand the outrage if she was actually talented.

But she's not.

You were saying?

A little talent for you.

Summary: generic canned comment about popular person fails.

Using links against magic words like "talent" is like using remote control against Data

That makes no farking sense.


Exactly!
 
2013-09-22 01:26:39 PM
Thanks, haters.  You made me like Miley Cyrus.  I don't want to live anymore.
 
2013-09-22 01:35:13 PM
wilsonteacher.ca

/Can't wait for the Miley fad to fade.
 
2013-09-22 01:48:53 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-22 01:50:26 PM

gilatrout: The shark, ladies and gentlemen, has been jumped.


Damn, and I just started kind of liking her today....
 
2013-09-22 01:54:03 PM

Disgruntled Goat: Infernalist: I could understand the outrage if she was actually talented.

But she's not.

You were saying?

A little talent for you.

Summary: generic canned comment about popular person fails.


She sings flat. Isn't singing other people's songs called karaoke?
 
2013-09-22 02:06:21 PM
The midget mushroom pic is hilarious and made me forget whatever snarky thing I had originally planned to say.  Carry on, Cyrus.
 
2013-09-22 02:14:58 PM
Let her keep digging and perhaps she'll end up in China where they'll donate her kidneys to some rich guy from India.

static.hardwarestore.com
 
2013-09-22 02:23:24 PM
Nasty
 
2013-09-22 02:24:02 PM

LesserEvil: [img2u.info image 635x801]

She really should tuck in those tampon strings


So sad to need multiple tampons at that age.
 
2013-09-22 02:30:05 PM

Disgruntled Goat: Infernalist: I could understand the outrage if she was actually talented.

But she's not.

You were saying?

A little talent for you.

Summary: generic canned comment about popular person fails.


Like I said in the last Miley thread, she does have some talent. But no more than the top three performers at any high school in the country.
 
2013-09-22 02:30:46 PM
"In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people... the Cyruses. No one knows who they were or what they were doing..."

lostintegrity.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-22 02:33:35 PM

wiseolddude: My only problem with her, is that she is ugly.


I saw one picture of her when she first had all her hair cut off where she looked pretty adorable. Must have been a weird angle because most other shots look like she has a very weak black hole just above her nose that is sucking all of her features toward it. Oh, and her body is made of rectangles.

/still would, though
 
2013-09-22 02:33:59 PM

LesserEvil: She really should tuck in those tampon strings


The camel-toe in that pic suggests that she TRIED to tuck them in.
 
2013-09-22 02:59:13 PM
That poor little girl doesn't have enough ass to make it happen. If Kristen Bell was doing this, there'd be nothing but applause from you guys.
 
2013-09-22 03:03:33 PM
cdn.uproxx.com

/somebody photoshop in Miley Cyrus... I'm lazy.
 
2013-09-22 03:25:19 PM
I'm just wondering why there wasn't a single audience reaction shot in the story. I don't imagine there would be much enthusiasm from the crowd, but some evidence of the response would help settle the curiosity.

/now I can go back turning my nose at the little AW.
 
2013-09-22 03:35:59 PM
If you were to tell me she's 35 years old, I'd believe you.
 
2013-09-22 03:45:32 PM
All you haters, no problem: I'll take one for the team and hit that all night long.
 
2013-09-22 04:00:01 PM
Polluted her body with tattoos. The dude hair is awful. No tits.

I'd have to be drunk as fark, but it could still be done because the rest of her body is pretty good.
 
2013-09-22 04:07:44 PM
 
2013-09-22 04:09:02 PM

SevenizGud: Polluted her body with tattoos. The dude hair is awful. No tits.

I'd have to be drunk as fark, but it could still be done because the rest of her body is pretty good.


For all your 'holier than thou, but I'd hit it' BS, you do realize that she wouldn't piss on your sorry ass if you were on fire, right?
 
2013-09-22 04:09:13 PM

Kyosuke: LewDux: edmo: Miley Cyrus Madonna Elvis Presley touches another new low

There we go, welcome to 19841956.

/Old enough to have heard this same shiat before

FTFY

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Kyosuke, that was some high brow shiat right there and I thought it should be recognized. Great job, and good day, sir.
 
2013-09-22 04:10:38 PM
I'm just going to wait for the June 2017 issue of Playboy she's going to be the feature pictorial in.
 
2013-09-22 04:12:39 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Oh my!  How outrageous!!  She's so controversial and 'in your face!!!!!1!!!'


Sassy!
 
2013-09-22 04:34:07 PM

fisker: [i.imgur.com image 525x600]


That pic just makes me think of:

www.torgodevil.com
 
2013-09-22 04:41:08 PM

Mugato: Everything's better with midgets.


I understand you've worked for George Lucas.
 
2013-09-22 04:43:45 PM

LonMead: I'm just going to wait for the June 2017 issue of Playboy she's going to be the feature pictorial in.


The one where she'll be "artistically" nude and show one nipple, no bush, like every other disappointing celeb? Also, you have your date wrong, if history is correct, you'll see it in 2025.
 
2013-09-22 04:48:41 PM

YoOjo: She has such pretty flowers on her drums, she must be a gardener.


Isn't that from the episode of Family Guy where Stewie goes to visit the set of the English kid's show?
 
2013-09-22 05:01:18 PM

MNguy: For all your 'holier than thou, but I'd hit it' BS, you do realize that she wouldn't piss on your sorry ass if you were on fire, right?


fark you and your psychological projection.
 
2013-09-22 05:05:58 PM

Fano: LonMead: I'm just going to wait for the June 2017 issue of Playboy she's going to be the feature pictorial in.

The one where she'll be "artistically" nude and show one nipple, no bush, like every other disappointing celeb? Also, you have your date wrong, if history is correct, you'll see it in 2025.


So you're in for a pool, then? How 'bout month and year for a beer?
 
2013-09-22 05:13:11 PM
Her IQ must have been in her hair.
 
2013-09-22 05:18:55 PM

Xanadone: Whoever would've thought that Billy Ray could unleash something on the world that was even more annoying than "Achy Breaky Heart"?


It boggles the mind, doesn't it?
 
2013-09-22 05:21:46 PM

LonMead: Fano: LonMead: I'm just going to wait for the June 2017 issue of Playboy she's going to be the feature pictorial in.

The one where she'll be "artistically" nude and show one nipple, no bush, like every other disappointing celeb? Also, you have your date wrong, if history is correct, you'll see it in 2025.

So you're in for a pool, then? How 'bout month and year for a beer?


I'll go for that.
i1.wp.com Why don't we just... wait here for a little while... see what happens?
 
2013-09-22 05:30:23 PM
I blame MTV for this. Raise a generation on Jackass and Wildboyz instead of music videos, and people get confused about what live entertainment is supposed to look like. Just be glad she didn't start grinding on Bad Grandpa.
 
2013-09-22 05:42:25 PM

Coco LaFemme: Can't we just shoot her 6 hour epic Feelliniesque porn masterpiece already and be done with it?


FTFY.
 
2013-09-22 05:42:40 PM

baconbeard: Xanadone: Whoever would've thought that Billy Ray could unleash something on the world that was even more annoying than "Achy Breaky Heart"?

It boggles the mind, doesn't it?


Hicks was right about Satan's involvement. It's the only plausible explanation remaining.
 
2013-09-22 06:03:44 PM

Disgruntled Goat: Infernalist: I could understand the outrage if she was actually talented.

But she's not.

You were saying?

A little talent for you.

Summary: generic canned comment about popular person fails.


She has a nice enough voice, but her singing is mediocre even for an amateur.
Your links made me think of this song

So take the bench, little girl
And sing your little heart out
The fact the notes are right
Doesn't mean she's any feeling
 
2013-09-22 06:34:28 PM

Hiro-ACiD: baconbeard: Xanadone: Whoever would've thought that Billy Ray could unleash something on the world that was even more annoying than "Achy Breaky Heart"?

It boggles the mind, doesn't it?

Hicks was right about Satan's involvement. It's the only plausible explanation remaining.


Hicks was also right about nuking her from orbit, it being the only way to be sure.
 
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