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2013-09-22 07:36:38 AM
WTF did I just read?
 
2013-09-22 07:52:30 AM
I'm no expert in the field but I am guessing this is either a ruse or urban legend.  Barring all of that this has an outside chance of someone trying to gain a spot on a TV show.
 
2013-09-22 07:52:52 AM
I give that marriage 3 weeks.
 
2013-09-22 07:53:11 AM
I, for one, would like to know what happened at Taylor's wedding
 
2013-09-22 07:54:44 AM
Disappointingly for him, her husband will soon find out she's actually not that anal
 
2013-09-22 07:54:50 AM
New York white people problems.
 
2013-09-22 07:58:08 AM

nickdaisy: Disappointingly for him, her husband will soon find out she's actually not that anal


You mean she won't keep the f*cking house clean?
 
2013-09-22 07:59:26 AM
While I don't doubt there are people this vapid out and about on this blue marble, this is about as real as Pam Anderson's front court.
 
2013-09-22 08:00:06 AM
I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AT TAYLOR'S WEDDING!
 
2013-09-22 08:00:21 AM
Settle down future Mrs. Soros. Anyone would look good standing next to your walking dead groom
 
2013-09-22 08:00:23 AM
Who is the poor son of a biatch who married this coont?
 
2013-09-22 08:03:09 AM
What happens if a friend asks you to be a bridesmaid and you refuse? Will it destroy the relationship?
 
2013-09-22 08:04:54 AM

dfenstrate: nickdaisy: Disappointingly for him, her husband will soon find out she's actually not that anal

You mean she won't keep the f*cking house clean?


Both well played.
 
2013-09-22 08:05:20 AM
We all know what happened at Taylor's wedding.

No, but I'm curious...
 
2013-09-22 08:07:57 AM

nickdaisy: I, for one, would like to know what happened at Taylor's wedding


Let's just say that bananas will no longer be allowed in the buffet unless they are peeled and sliced first.
 
2013-09-22 08:09:53 AM

Nogale: What happens if a friend asks you to be a bridesmaid and you refuse? Will it destroy the relationship?


I'd have nope'd right the fark out of there.
 
2013-09-22 08:14:06 AM
THEW WILL BE NO SUVIVOWS!
THE DWEAD PIWATE WOBEWTS HAS COME FOW YOUW SOUWS!
 
2013-09-22 08:14:49 AM

Nogale: What happens if a friend asks you to be a bridesmaid and you refuse? Will it destroy the relationship?


If it did, it was probably a pretty shallow friendship to begin with.
 
2013-09-22 08:24:08 AM
I'm too lazy to find the "ain't nobody got time for that" picture but that pretty much sums up my thoughts on the matter.
 
2013-09-22 08:25:43 AM

wiwille: We all know what happened at Taylor's wedding.

No, but I'm curious...


Stop it!!

**slap**

Reality TV, not even once.
 
2013-09-22 08:28:04 AM
I didn't know Ryan Seacrest was getting married
 
2013-09-22 08:28:55 AM
s9.postimg.org
 
2013-09-22 08:29:31 AM
be respectful of your ruling class

(who could actually have no class at all)
 
2013-09-22 08:32:02 AM
My wife and I did a destination wedding. Got married on a beach in Maui

The only invites were my parents and hers. 10 days in a 5star hotel, including airfare was 3grand in the off season, and the wedding itself including photography and wedding planner was another 3 grand. Cost us less than doing it here in town. Not bad for a week and a half in paradise.

both sets of parents agreed to go, they just looked at it as their vacation. my parents used it as their anniversary trip, just a couple months early.

Seriously go to hawaii in January, it's great and there's no tourists around. We had the whole place to ourselves.

http://mauiwedding.net/ 
Gordon Nash is a brilliant photographer.
He's so good we postponed the wedding two days when he got stuck in vietnam and couldn't get back to maui in time. He was worth it.
 
2013-09-22 08:34:39 AM
This has got to be a spoof. I do not believe there are that number of girls who are unable to say "go and fark yourself".
 
2013-09-22 08:45:59 AM

furterfan: This has got to be a spoof. I do not believe there are that number of girls who are unable to say "go and fark yourself".


darn it
you could well be correct

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bridezilla.asp
 
2013-09-22 08:48:33 AM

nickdaisy: I, for one, would like to know what happened at Taylor's wedding


Indeed.  I don't think I've ever seen a real wedding disaster.  Once the father of the bride got drunk and tried to cut off the power during the father of the groom's long speech, but that's it.
 
2013-09-22 08:48:52 AM
Rule 7 is pretty reasonable.
 
2013-09-22 08:56:05 AM

Vertdang: My wife and I did a destination wedding. Got married on a beach in Maui

The only invites were my parents and hers. 10 days in a 5star hotel, including airfare was 3grand in the off season, and the wedding itself including photography and wedding planner was another 3 grand. Cost us less than doing it here in town. Not bad for a week and a half in paradise.

both sets of parents agreed to go, they just looked at it as their vacation. my parents used it as their anniversary trip, just a couple months early.

Seriously go to hawaii in January, it's great and there's no tourists around. We had the whole place to ourselves.

http://mauiwedding.net/
Gordon Nash is a brilliant photographer.
He's so good we postponed the wedding two days when he got stuck in vietnam and couldn't get back to maui in time. He was worth it.


Did a destination wedding in the Bahamas. Had a few friends and family join. They looked at it as a vacation, some did scuba diving, snorkeling, etc. It saved us so much money and everyone had a great time. If you're looking to get married, it's the way to go.
 
2013-09-22 08:58:35 AM
Whether this is authentic or not, various farkers have posted about weddings they've been invited to where the bride was acting in a similar manner.  Not sure why bridesmaids would agree to anything like this.  In circumstances similar to this, I would just decline.
 
2013-09-22 09:04:52 AM

mesmer242: I'm too lazy to find the "ain't nobody got time for that" picture but that pretty much sums up my thoughts on the matter.


I keep it on speed dial just for such threads.

s23.postimg.org
 
2013-09-22 09:06:22 AM
My advice to the groom... run like hell away from her!
 
2013-09-22 09:13:06 AM
Gergesa:
Not sure why bridesmaids would agree to anything like this. In circumstances similar to this, I would just decline.

I think it doesn't generally start until after you've agreed to be a bridesmaid.  The first few excesses are not a huge deal, but they keep coming and getting more excessive, and by that point you're really committed and if you bail out you will probably be branded an evil traitor and uninvited from not only the wedding but the friendship as well.

Frankly I think risking the last isn't so bad... seems like a lot of the time, people get married and you never hear from them again anyway.
 
2013-09-22 09:22:14 AM
Apparently, my nephew just went through this.

I wasn't invited.
 
2013-09-22 09:22:27 AM
I'd get an ugly tan line just to spite her.
 
2013-09-22 09:29:00 AM
I'm calling bullshiat.
 
2013-09-22 09:44:04 AM

HighlanderRPI: I didn't know Ryan Seacrest was getting married


I didn't know Sheldon Cooper was getting married!
 
2013-09-22 09:44:24 AM
That letter is tripping my BS Meter pretty hard.
 
2013-09-22 09:46:19 AM
Two words:

Coont Poont.
 
2013-09-22 09:50:49 AM

Wogus: That letter is tripping my BS Meter pretty hard.


Thank you. It's amazing how similar the writings of these different women. Not that Caity Weaver would make something up in order to drive traffic to her vapid blog.
 
2013-09-22 10:03:50 AM
Why do these women stick around for this shiat? Go ahead, banish me, it's a relief and saved me a pile of cash. And if that's how you treat friends, your friendship will not be missed.

Also, I forwarded your emails to your future husband. He still has time to bail.
 
2013-09-22 10:24:36 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I'd get an ugly tan line just to spite her.


Dude, nobody wants to see your tan lines...
Wait a minute, They were right!
Gay marriage is going to destroy 'murica!
 
2013-09-22 10:45:20 AM
I've actually seen this level of stupidity in a wedding.  10 years ago Mr. Chick and I got invited to a wedding of one of his friends.  The friend's wife to be was a nutter.  I was invited to not one, not two but SIX wedding showers and was expected to bring a not cheap gift to all of them.  I ended up going to only one.  I had just given birth about a month before, so I had brought my infant son with as my husband was at work.  I was told to leave because the bride felt that my baby was taking all of the attention that was meant for her.

Then we get the wedding invite with this little gem in it, "The bride respectfully asks all guests to attire themselves in midnight blue, emerald green or black, so as not to clash with the tablescapes."  Excuse me, I'm not a prop in your sick little play.  I went in a red dress and told her to fark herself.

They got divorced 6 months later.
 
2013-09-22 11:20:04 AM

BrokenToilet: I give that marriage 3 weeks.


3 hours
Denny Crane approves
Bangs hat check girl in the coatroom...
 
2013-09-22 11:21:38 AM
www.slate.com
 
2013-09-22 11:35:30 AM

log_jammin: WTF did I just read?


Redux squared
 
2013-09-22 11:42:08 AM
My wife and I had a wedding of 8 people total. It was a small, simple ceremony, and we're still married after 11+ years. We got rid of a lot of stress when we realized that all that wedding drama many couples deal with is purely optional.

My philosophy is that the wedding is the LEAST IMPORTANT day of your marriage. It might be an important day, but every day after is more important than that one. If the wedding is the highlight of your marriage, then you're doing it wrong. If you put more thought into the wedding than your marriage, you've got a problem.

And I just don't understand the mindset of women who put up with these bridezillas, but that's because I'm an introvert, and male.
 
2013-09-22 11:46:18 AM
I for one would like to know why anyone would be friends with this hideous person.
 
2013-09-22 11:53:11 AM
I blame the brides mother, she has 20 years more planning invested and never liked anything (her precious accomplished) that was individual.
 
2013-09-22 12:06:13 PM
We got married in Vegas.  The security guard at the chapel was our witness.  Not a single family member or friend was in attendance.  Cost $60.

Best.  Wedding. EVAR.
 
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