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(Examiner)   If you're old and think you're too old to tie the knot with a pretty bride, there's hope: George Soros, 83, married Tamiko Bolton, 42. Of course, he's a billionaire and you're not   (examiner.com) divider line 127
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2013-09-21 08:09:34 PM
It is nice to see two people find love, well at least one found love. The other one found credit which is as good as finding love.
 
2013-09-21 08:43:18 PM
SOOOOORRROOOOOSSSS!!!!
 
2013-09-21 08:45:33 PM
Hell, with his money I'D marry him
 
2013-09-21 08:49:22 PM
I was too busy closing the never-ending pop-ups to read the article. And I've got my pop-up blocker on. What's the deal with that?
 
2013-09-21 08:50:58 PM
Isn't he the same guy that's THE DEBIL???
 
2013-09-21 09:01:59 PM

Demetrius: Isn't he the same guy that's THE DEBIL???


Yes

/and by marrying this woman, he shall become... IMMORTAL
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2013-09-21 09:16:34 PM

DrPainMD: I was too busy closing the never-ending pop-ups to read the article. And I've got my pop-up blocker on. What's the deal with that?


Nope. No pop-ups. Tried Firefox, Chome & IE. Nothing.
 
2013-09-21 09:28:27 PM
Hey, gold diggers need love too. Because let's not kid ourselves here, there's no way in fark a 42-year-old woman is marrying an 83-year-old man unless he's got at least 9 figures in the bank.
 
2013-09-21 09:29:10 PM
Hero?

How bout a new tag

He(t)ro(ll)
 
2013-09-21 09:33:09 PM

Coco LaFemme: Hey, gold diggers need love too. Because let's not kid ourselves here, there's no way in fark a 42-year-old woman is marrying an 83-year-old man unless he's got at least 9 figures in the bank.


Or 9 figures in the bank

/if you know what I mean
 
2013-09-21 09:35:14 PM
DRINK
 
2013-09-21 09:36:37 PM

DrPainMD: I was too busy closing the never-ending pop-ups to read the article. And I've got my pop-up blocker on. What's the deal with that?


It's another Soros conspiracy.
 
2013-09-21 09:36:41 PM
one of the richest men in the world and that's the best he can do?
 
2013-09-21 09:37:18 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Coco LaFemme: Hey, gold diggers need love too. Because let's not kid ourselves here, there's no way in fark a 42-year-old woman is marrying an 83-year-old man unless he's got at least 9 figures in the bank.

Or 9 figures in the bank

/if you know what I mean


I have no idea what you mean.
 
2013-09-21 09:38:00 PM
I'm sure his money played no role inhere being attracted to him. Right, feminists?
 
2013-09-21 09:38:41 PM
iPad really, really sucks.
 
2013-09-21 09:38:44 PM
DrPainMD: I was too busy closing the never-ending pop-ups to read the article. And I've got my pop-up blocker on. What's the deal with that?

I see two highly probably conditions.

1) You already have some sort of malware, which is the true source of the popups.

OR

2) The site has popups, and your browser security settings are so damn lax that you actually saw the popups (in which case, you will soon become infected with some sort of malware and then condition #1 will apply to future sites)
 
2013-09-21 09:39:12 PM

ComicBookGuy: I'm sure his money played no role inhere being attracted to him. Right, feminists?


huh?
 
2013-09-21 09:39:50 PM
"Pretty bride"?

static2.businessinsider.com

I think that if I was that rich, I could get someone much hotter.
 
2013-09-21 09:40:01 PM

skullkrusher: one of the richest men in the world and that's the best he can do?


She's pretty attractive, especially for being in her 40s.  At his age the balance probably swings more towards someone he can talk to and who shares his interests than someone who's a tiger in the sack.
 
2013-09-21 09:40:44 PM

skullkrusher: one of the richest men in the world and that's the best he can do?


When you're as scummy as Soros is sometimes the money isn't enough.
You have to find the gold digger that can overlook that and not retch at your appearance.
 
2013-09-21 09:41:49 PM

TuteTibiImperes: skullkrusher: one of the richest men in the world and that's the best he can do?

She's pretty attractive, especially for being in her 40s.  At his age the balance probably swings more towards someone he can talk to and who shares his interests than someone who's a tiger in the sack.


At his age, a tiger in the sack would kill him.
 
2013-09-21 09:42:42 PM

PanicMan: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Coco LaFemme: Hey, gold diggers need love too. Because let's not kid ourselves here, there's no way in fark a 42-year-old woman is marrying an 83-year-old man unless he's got at least 9 figures in the bank.

Or 9 figures in the bank

/if you know what I mean

I have no idea what you mean.


I may not either

/I started drinking a little earlier than usual today
 
2013-09-21 09:42:42 PM
TuteTibiImperes : She's pretty attractive, especially for being in her 40s. At his age the balance probably swings more towards someone he can talk to and who shares his interests than someone who's a tiger in the sack.

iheartguitarblog.com
 
2013-09-21 09:43:39 PM
Soros

Drink!
 
2013-09-21 09:43:47 PM

TuteTibiImperes: skullkrusher: one of the richest men in the world and that's the best he can do?

She's pretty attractive, especially for being in her 40s.  At his age the balance probably swings more towards someone he can talk to and who shares his interests than someone who's a tiger in the sack.


"pretty attractive, especially for X age" is not hot enough for a billionaire.
 
2013-09-21 09:44:01 PM

Coco LaFemme: Hey, gold diggers need love too. Because let's not kid ourselves here, there's no way in fark a 42-year-old woman is marrying an 83-year-old man unless he's got at least 9 figures in the bank.


Money may not buy you love but at least it buys off the creep factor.
 
2013-09-21 09:44:21 PM
What could she possibly see in the 83 year old billionaire?
 
2013-09-21 09:44:38 PM
There are 13yr olds that will marry for a Green Card.
SIT DOWN!
 
2013-09-21 09:45:46 PM

EnglishMan: What could she possibly see in the 83 year old billionaire?


liver spots?
 
2013-09-21 09:47:17 PM
"Soros?" More like "so gross." wonderingifiamcorrect
 
2013-09-21 09:50:43 PM

flaminio: "Pretty bride"?

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I think that if I was that rich, I could get someone much hotter.


To be fair, it's probably tough to find a woman willing to have a Socialist Communist Marxist Gay Islamic ACORN ceremony. I mean, they're like a legit 2 hours.
 
2013-09-21 09:51:01 PM

flaminio: "Pretty bride"?

[static2.businessinsider.com image 401x301]

I think that if I was that rich, I could get someone much hotter.


How hot do they need to be to change a colostomy bag?
 
2013-09-21 09:52:52 PM

zzrhardy: flaminio: "Pretty bride"?

[static2.businessinsider.com image 401x301]

I think that if I was that rich, I could get someone much hotter.

How hot do they need to be to change a colostomy bag?


Depends.
 
2013-09-21 09:53:00 PM
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So he married a woman with the last name "Bolton". Michael Bolton is rumored to be able to make women orgasm with just his voice. This must be a plot to corrupt all patriotic American women by making them orgasm simultaneously! STUDY IT OUT!!!!
 
2013-09-21 09:54:19 PM

flaminio: "Pretty bride"?

[static2.businessinsider.com image 401x301]

I think that if I was that rich, I could get someone much hotter.


Maybe she makes delicious sandwiches and has plush knees.
 
2013-09-21 09:55:07 PM
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/ Approves
 
2013-09-21 09:57:17 PM
He's got a Jerry Buss thing going on...
 
2013-09-21 09:58:48 PM

ComicBookGuy: I'm sure his money played no role inhere being attracted to him. Right, feminists?


Women aren't as shallow as men, going for someone just because he has a pretty face. They look for someone who is successful, or at least has a successful ancestor.
 
2013-09-21 09:59:31 PM
He must be slipping. She got the better of him on the exchange rate.
 
2013-09-21 10:01:27 PM
He is one of the last of the Nazis.  The world will be a better place when he goes to Hell.
 
2013-09-21 10:01:36 PM
When he dies I got dibs on her next.

/how dare you suggest I'm a gold digger.
//I seriously love this woman.
///no, really
 
2013-09-21 10:03:19 PM
skullkrusher one of the richest men in the world and that's the best he can do?

having absolutely no luck on GIS for "tamiko bolton" + knees
 
2013-09-21 10:03:28 PM
For her sake, I hope he lives 'til he is 120.
 
2013-09-21 10:05:34 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-09-21 10:06:00 PM
Being a billionaire, you'd think there is something that could be done to get rid of the "Emperor Palpatine" thing he has going on under his eyes.   Seriously, put a hooded cloak on the dude and your likely to have some jedi-wannabe try to shove a plastic light saber up his ass.
 
2013-09-21 10:06:35 PM
 
2013-09-21 10:07:25 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: PanicMan: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Coco LaFemme: Hey, gold diggers need love too. Because let's not kid ourselves here, there's no way in fark a 42-year-old woman is marrying an 83-year-old man unless he's got at least 9 figures in the bank.

Or 9 figures in the bank

/if you know what I mean

I have no idea what you mean.

I may not either

/I started drinking a little earlier than usual today


I must be drunk too, because I think I know what you mean.
 
2013-09-21 10:09:19 PM

Eponymous: Being a billionaire, you'd think there is something that could be done to get rid of the "Emperor Palpatine" thing he has going on under his eyes.   Seriously, put a hooded cloak on the dude and your likely to have some jedi-wannabe try to shove a plastic light saber up his ass.


How do you think he met his wife?
 
2013-09-21 10:13:04 PM
shiat, if I were in his shoes I would start the bar at the many examples in yesterday's yoga pants thread as a minimum and go from there.
 
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