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(UFC)   Saturday Night MMA: UFC 165, with Jon Jones vs Alexander Gustafsson for the light heavyweight title. Streaming prelims at 6:15 PM ET, televised prelims at 8 PM ET on Fox Sports 1, main card on PPV at 10 PM ET   ( ufc.com) divider line
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2013-09-21 11:01:33 PM  
10-9 Carmont. 20-18

Philippou needs a KO, but does he have the gas left?
 
2013-09-21 11:01:50 PM  
Watching any fighter who trains at Tristar makes me want to slit my wrists.
 
2013-09-21 11:02:10 PM  
"let your shiat fly"
 
2013-09-21 11:02:33 PM  

moefuggenbrew: omg they just mentioned GSP....the best, most boring fighter ever. Like farking a fattie


Obviously you've never seen a Jake Shields fight.
 
2013-09-21 11:03:00 PM  
Love the wrasslin
 
2013-09-21 11:03:46 PM  
WTF is this shiat
 
2013-09-21 11:03:58 PM  
Damn Philippoopoo your take down defense sucks tonight. .
 
2013-09-21 11:04:10 PM  
Jesus Francis, shut up! Are you a fighter or a female tennis player?!
 
2013-09-21 11:04:16 PM  
"Hyah! Hyah! Hyaaaaaah! Hyah!"
 
2013-09-21 11:04:28 PM  
Got home too late to make picks, but you guys are making up for it by bringing the funny.
 
2013-09-21 11:04:51 PM  
Sounds like Ahnald
 
2013-09-21 11:05:01 PM  
If he turns into a GSP clone then no one will want to watch his fights outside of Canada.  If you are going to take people down then learn to finish them or people will be bored with you.
 
2013-09-21 11:05:59 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-21 11:06:06 PM  
Feel like I'm watchin tennis with all this gruntin
 
2013-09-21 11:06:29 PM  
Like a damn prison rape...
 
2013-09-21 11:06:35 PM  
opening your main card with consecutive unanimous 30-27s is not a good look, Dana
 
2013-09-21 11:06:57 PM  
30-27 Carmont

He keeps this win streak going and he'll eventually get a title shot.  Blech.
 
2013-09-21 11:07:11 PM  
Wrong corner gif squat please
 
2013-09-21 11:07:16 PM  
Do we even need the judges for this one?
 
2013-09-21 11:07:28 PM  
Good job, Costa, you just got dominated by the guy who won a blatant robbery against Tom Lawlor. Maybe you shouldn't have left your camp to pursue a title shot until you were a little closer to the top.
 
2013-09-21 11:07:47 PM  
10-9 Carmont.  30-27.

Carmont's stock goes up a bit, Phillipou's goes way down.
 
2013-09-21 11:08:08 PM  
That black guy is farking pathetic, with his lack of killer instinct and his gay noises while he did his, "violent", ground and pound.

He definitely needs to have the skin between his toes sliced open, down the sole of his foot, to his heels, and then have his skin peeled off of his body from the bottom up before being boiled alive in a vat of tar.
 
2013-09-21 11:08:46 PM  
Seriously they NEED a rule change... that shiat is boring as fark. Needs to be like kickboxing but better, not farking greko roman wrestling, there's a reason that shiat doesn't get watched, because nobody wants to watch it.
 
2013-09-21 11:09:06 PM  

Testiclaw: That black guy is farking pathetic, with his lack of killer instinct and his gay noises while he did his, "violent", ground and pound.

He definitely needs to have the skin between his toes sliced open, down the sole of his foot, to his heels, and then have his skin peeled off of his body from the bottom up before being boiled alive in a vat of tar.


Um... Okay...
 
2013-09-21 11:09:43 PM  
gif of the retard behind Lupul plskthxby
 
2013-09-21 11:10:08 PM  

Testiclaw: That black guy is farking pathetic, with his lack of killer instinct and his gay noises while he did his, "violent", ground and pound.

He definitely needs to have the skin between his toes sliced open, down the sole of his foot, to his heels, and then have his skin peeled off of his body from the bottom up before being boiled alive in a vat of tar.


Too subtle
 
2013-09-21 11:12:09 PM  
Meathead comin' up
 
2013-09-21 11:12:17 PM  
Please spare me the TUF winners list.
 
2013-09-21 11:13:20 PM  
I'm rooting for Meathead here, but that's just because I'm a chunky guy in my thirties.
 
2013-09-21 11:13:47 PM  

Klippoklondike: Testiclaw: That black guy is farking pathetic, with his lack of killer instinct and his gay noises while he did his, "violent", ground and pound.

He definitely needs to have the skin between his toes sliced open, down the sole of his foot, to his heels, and then have his skin peeled off of his body from the bottom up before being boiled alive in a vat of tar.

Too subtle


I hope he never finds another parking space again in his life.
 
2013-09-21 11:14:12 PM  
Sounds like karaoke night at the ole UFC.
 
2013-09-21 11:14:16 PM  
He's having trouble with the words to his own walk out song
 
2013-09-21 11:14:18 PM  
Meat Head vs. BJJ phenom Schaub.  Can't decide who i dislike more.

One of the stupidest people in the history of the sport, or

the guy who made a joke out of BJJ competition by "completely shutting down his game", or in other words, not grappling in a grappling competition
 
2013-09-21 11:14:40 PM  

Son of Thunder: I'm rooting for Meathead here, but that's just because I'm a chunky guy in my thirties.


I like him, and after Shoob's embarrassing attempt at pro BJJ, I really want to see Meathead cave this guys head in.
 
2013-09-21 11:14:42 PM  
sexydancing while the cutman preps you is a faux pas
 
2013-09-21 11:15:14 PM  
He's gonna have an adrenaline dump in less than 3 minutes
 
2013-09-21 11:16:09 PM  
IS HE WALKING OUT WITH A BJJ BELT ON?

OH NO HE DI'IT.
 
2013-09-21 11:16:35 PM  
Hoping for double KO
 
2013-09-21 11:16:42 PM  
More mellow walkout music.
 
2013-09-21 11:16:57 PM  
Matt Schaub is fighting?!?! Can't imagine he'll be very accurate!!

/ok, too easy, I know, I'm better than that.
 
2013-09-21 11:17:59 PM  
Meadhead's really grown on me since TUF.
 
2013-09-21 11:18:17 PM  

Testiclaw: IS HE WALKING OUT WITH A BJJ BELT ON?

OH NO HE DI'IT.


Yeah...it's just...*sigh*

Watching the video of his BJJ match set to benny hill is pretty funny though
 
2013-09-21 11:19:00 PM  
Blackzilians?

[that's racist gif]
 
2013-09-21 11:19:51 PM  

Son of Thunder: More mellow walkout music.


It's like they're trying to put Earguy to sleep.

He's already asleep, isn't he.
 
2013-09-21 11:20:51 PM  
Is his nose broken already?
 
2013-09-21 11:23:01 PM  
Saab attacks!
 
2013-09-21 11:23:39 PM  
HE IS OUT
 
2013-09-21 11:23:49 PM  
Nighty night
 
2013-09-21 11:23:51 PM  
Dammit.
 
2013-09-21 11:23:54 PM  
G'night Meathead.
 
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