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2013-09-21 10:08:06 PM
www.tapology.com
 
2013-09-21 10:08:39 PM

Skyrmion: Skyrmion: moefuggenbrew: That fight was pretty awful, that said, at-least they got the decision right.
Quick update on rules - if it's a draw do they fight one more round or am I confused?

No. A draw is a draw. Extremely rare, though.

Actually, there *was* one fight where they really needed to have a winner because they were making a tournament for the flyweight belt. So they fought it under special rules where if it ended in a tie, they would have an overtime round to decide a winner, making a draw impossible.

It ended in a draw.


That was Uncle Creepy vs Mighty Mouse number one, wasn't it?
 
2013-09-21 10:09:59 PM

libranoelrose: Skyrmion: Skyrmion: moefuggenbrew: That fight was pretty awful, that said, at-least they got the decision right.
Quick update on rules - if it's a draw do they fight one more round or am I confused?

No. A draw is a draw. Extremely rare, though.

Actually, there *was* one fight where they really needed to have a winner because they were making a tournament for the flyweight belt. So they fought it under special rules where if it ended in a tie, they would have an overtime round to decide a winner, making a draw impossible.

It ended in a draw.

That was Uncle Creepy vs Mighty Mouse number one, wasn't it?


Yeah.
 
2013-09-21 10:10:14 PM

Earguy: Dammit, I pulled out my second laptop, for some reason...and I turn it on..."installing 12 updates, please wait..."


You forgot to add "fark me, right?!"
 
2013-09-21 10:12:26 PM
"I have no idea- uh, cause he's Russian!"

lol
 
2013-09-21 10:12:37 PM
No, Goldberg, that is not a traditional Russian hat, and it is, in fact, a wig.
 
2013-09-21 10:12:45 PM

violentsalvation: libranoelrose: Skyrmion: Skyrmion: moefuggenbrew: That fight was pretty awful, that said, at-least they got the decision right.
Quick update on rules - if it's a draw do they fight one more round or am I confused?

No. A draw is a draw. Extremely rare, though.

Actually, there *was* one fight where they really needed to have a winner because they were making a tournament for the flyweight belt. So they fought it under special rules where if it ended in a tie, they would have an overtime round to decide a winner, making a draw impossible.

It ended in a draw.

That was Uncle Creepy vs Mighty Mouse number one, wasn't it?

Yeah.


And the judges gave the decision to Mighty Mouse because they couldn't farking add their scores together right.

Dana was pissed
 
2013-09-21 10:15:09 PM

libranoelrose: violentsalvation: libranoelrose: Skyrmion: Skyrmion: moefuggenbrew: That fight was pretty awful, that said, at-least they got the decision right.
Quick update on rules - if it's a draw do they fight one more round or am I confused?

No. A draw is a draw. Extremely rare, though.

Actually, there *was* one fight where they really needed to have a winner because they were making a tournament for the flyweight belt. So they fought it under special rules where if it ended in a tie, they would have an overtime round to decide a winner, making a draw impossible.

It ended in a draw.

That was Uncle Creepy vs Mighty Mouse number one, wasn't it?

Yeah.

And the judges gave the decision to Mighty Mouse because they couldn't farking add their scores together right.

Dana was pissed


And by the time they realized they farked up it was too late to have the sudden death round.
 
2013-09-21 10:15:17 PM
Yes Buffer, we are still live since the last time you told us. This has not changed.
 
2013-09-21 10:15:22 PM

violentsalvation: libranoelrose: Skyrmion: Skyrmion: moefuggenbrew: That fight was pretty awful, that said, at-least they got the decision right.
Quick update on rules - if it's a draw do they fight one more round or am I confused?

No. A draw is a draw. Extremely rare, though.

Actually, there *was* one fight where they really needed to have a winner because they were making a tournament for the flyweight belt. So they fought it under special rules where if it ended in a tie, they would have an overtime round to decide a winner, making a draw impossible.

It ended in a draw.

That was Uncle Creepy vs Mighty Mouse number one, wasn't it?

Yeah.


Actually I think I'm getting both their fights mixed up or something, lol

Cheers!
 
2013-09-21 10:16:21 PM
HERE WE GO
 
2013-09-21 10:17:09 PM

yookaloco: Yes Buffer, we are still live since the last time you told us. This has not changed.


We are LIVE BUFFERING....
 
2013-09-21 10:18:23 PM
interesting there's 5 fights on the main card, seeing as they're starting so late and two of them are 5-rounders
 
2013-09-21 10:18:40 PM

Earguy: yookaloco: Yes Buffer, we are still live since the last time you told us. This has not changed.

We are --LIVE-- BUFFERING....


I see what you did there
 
2013-09-21 10:19:40 PM
This is an awesome farking fight...
 
2013-09-21 10:20:03 PM

The Bestest: interesting there's 5 fights on the main card, seeing as they're starting so late and two of them are 5-rounders


And I'm sleepy already.  Damn 5am mornings and eastern time zone.
 
2013-09-21 10:20:40 PM
I can't hear the announcer over the guy yelling.
 
2013-09-21 10:21:37 PM
10-9 Khabib
 
2013-09-21 10:21:52 PM
10-9 Noma.. Numa..

10-9 Russian guy
 
2013-09-21 10:22:22 PM
This fight much better, the guy who got cloacked gonna come out like bat outta hell
 
2013-09-21 10:22:57 PM
NICE UPPERCUT
 
2013-09-21 10:25:10 PM
im doing fairly solid atm

www.tapology.com
 
2013-09-21 10:26:06 PM
Remember mortal combat how the uppercut was like the best punch ever? I dunno if I've ever seen a MMa knockout with an upper cut.
 
2013-09-21 10:26:16 PM
Rogan saying Derpa-go-whack-off is running out of gas.
 
2013-09-21 10:28:18 PM
10-9 Khabib 20-18
 
2013-09-21 10:29:22 PM
These guys want a farking bonus
 
2013-09-21 10:30:35 PM
I'm falling asleep here.  I'm bagging it for the night as soon as I take care of the dogs.
 
2013-09-21 10:31:20 PM
SLAMMMM!
 
2013-09-21 10:31:30 PM
Healy got biatch carried
 
2013-09-21 10:31:33 PM
Nice takedown!
 
2013-09-21 10:31:47 PM
Body slam more theatrical than effective, but that was fun.
 
2013-09-21 10:31:55 PM

Earguy: I'm falling asleep here.  I'm bagging it for the night as soon as I take care of the dogs.


You're tired, so you're killing the dogs?  Dude.  Not cool.
 
2013-09-21 10:31:56 PM

Earguy: I'm falling asleep here.  I'm bagging it for the night as soon as I take care of the dogs.


Tell Fido hi
 
2013-09-21 10:32:17 PM

moefuggenbrew: Remember mortal combat how the uppercut was like the best punch ever? I dunno if I've ever seen a MMa knockout with an upper cut.


I don't think so either. Definitely seen a ton in boxing. As a 13 year old, I actually got in a fight with a kid, and landed three of those MK style haymaker uppercuts on the kid. You know, with that long wind up and full extention on contact. Messed up his lips, but I was a small kid, and didnt know yer supposed to aim for the jaw.

Huh. alot of extra energy running around on that slam, no?

I'm like "Where are you taking him?!?! There are gates on all sides!!"
 
2013-09-21 10:32:55 PM

Testiclaw: Earguy: I'm falling asleep here.  I'm bagging it for the night as soon as I take care of the dogs.

You're tired, so you're killing the dogs?  Dude.  Not cool.


Last time I said I was going to let the dogs out, and it triggered a bunch of Baha Men jokes.
 
2013-09-21 10:34:06 PM
Russian dude!
 
2013-09-21 10:34:08 PM

Earguy: Testiclaw: Earguy: I'm falling asleep here.  I'm bagging it for the night as soon as I take care of the dogs.

You're tired, so you're killing the dogs?  Dude.  Not cool.

Last time I said I was going to let the dogs out, and it triggered a bunch of Baha Men jokes.


That's actually hilarious, and:

images.huffingtonpost.com
 
2013-09-21 10:34:26 PM
10-9 Khabib. 30-27
 
2013-09-21 10:34:54 PM

yookaloco: moefuggenbrew: Remember mortal combat how the uppercut was like the best punch ever? I dunno if I've ever seen a MMa knockout with an upper cut.

I don't think so either. Definitely seen a ton in boxing. As a 13 year old, I actually got in a fight with a kid, and landed three of those MK style haymaker uppercuts on the kid. You know, with that long wind up and full extention on contact. Messed up his lips, but I was a small kid, and didnt know yer supposed to aim for the jaw.

Huh. alot of extra energy running around on that slam, no?

I'm like "Where are you taking him?!?! There are gates on all sides!!"


Junior Dos Santos knocked out Fabrico Werdum with an uppercut.  It was a hell of a punch, too.  Folded him like a lawn chair.
 
2013-09-21 10:34:54 PM
I know the hat Goldberg is talking about, and whoever said it was right, it's close, but that's not a hat.
 
2013-09-21 10:35:34 PM
LULZ!
 
2013-09-21 10:35:56 PM
Hahahaha YES!!! He put it on Rogan!!!
 
2013-09-21 10:36:04 PM
I haven't seen a running slam like that since the British Bulldog passed away.
 
2013-09-21 10:36:31 PM

noblehammer16: Hahahaha YES!!! He put it on Rogan!!!


And he's keeping it on for the LULZ
 
2013-09-21 10:37:10 PM
Is that a hat or a wig?
 
2013-09-21 10:37:14 PM
give that man a title shot.
 
2013-09-21 10:37:18 PM

Earguy: noblehammer16: Hahahaha YES!!! He put it on Rogan!!!

And he's keeping it on for the LULZ


Are we watching No Fun League!?!? HMM??!?!?
 
2013-09-21 10:37:28 PM
I have that same hat.
 
2013-09-21 10:37:31 PM
Gimme back my hat, dirty bald American.
 
2013-09-21 10:37:38 PM
Deadmou5 is a pretty homely girl.
 
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