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(UFC)   Saturday Night MMA: UFC 165, with Jon Jones vs Alexander Gustafsson for the light heavyweight title. Streaming prelims at 6:15 PM ET, televised prelims at 8 PM ET on Fox Sports 1, main card on PPV at 10 PM ET   (ufc.com) divider line 648
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2013-09-21 09:41:27 PM  

Flappyhead: Testiclaw: Ricci is a farking tool, he should burn alive.

I sense much anger in you.


At least ten Katie Courics.
 
2013-09-21 09:42:11 PM  

libranoelrose: Earguy: How long until we hear a "jury" pun?

Welcome to the thread!

Gonna see any beauties between rounds?


Hadn't planned on it.  Been up since 5am, just chillin'.  Look for me to bust out tomorrow night.
 
2013-09-21 09:43:06 PM  
10-9 Jury
 
2013-09-21 09:43:20 PM  
10-9 Non-retarded guy who didn't walk out with a biatch crown and plastic ninja sword.
 
2013-09-21 09:43:53 PM  

Earguy: Hadn't planned on it. Been up since 5am, just chillin'. Look for me to bust out tomorrow night.


Chiefs get the day off, but I'll be around.
 
2013-09-21 09:44:53 PM  
I can relate to build your omelet commercial.  Until I said, "whose order is this???"  We had a laugh and banged right in the booth.  "Just set it on the table," I says, "just push it back so my ass don't get in my eggs."
 
2013-09-21 09:45:40 PM  
This is on the main card?
 
2013-09-21 09:46:58 PM  
Still prelims. This is the prelim I wanted to watch but I'd still rather see even two of the 135-lb women that didn't make it on TUF 18 than this snoozer.
 
2013-09-21 09:48:08 PM  
This looks like the retarded TYE KWON DOOOUGH "sparring" sessions we witness in our place, sometimes.
 
2013-09-21 09:49:11 PM  
Earguy:

Hadn't planned on it.  Been up since 5am, just chillin'.  Look for me to bust out tomorrow night.

Aw c'mon, we could use some more of that brunette.  You know the one.
 
2013-09-21 09:49:35 PM  
Really close round.  Think Ricci took it 10-9.  19-19
 
2013-09-21 09:49:53 PM  
"Good Job"???

Dude, tell him the farking truth, for fark's sake.  Tell your fighter he is sucking it up, the crowd is bored and he needs to be active.

Cornermen are farking stupid.
 
2013-09-21 09:50:42 PM  
PUSSY FIGHT
 
2013-09-21 09:51:00 PM  
kinda lame fight
 
2013-09-21 09:54:05 PM  

violentsalvation: kinda lame fight


No, it's a REALLY lame fight.
 
2013-09-21 09:54:45 PM  
This fight really is looking like gay porn.
 
2013-09-21 09:54:54 PM  
Steal this fight, somebody....
 
2013-09-21 09:55:20 PM  

Flappyhead: Earguy:

Hadn't planned on it.  Been up since 5am, just chillin'.  Look for me to bust out tomorrow night.

Aw c'mon, we could use some more of that brunette.  You know the one.


Actually, I don't.  Random and all.
 
2013-09-21 09:55:31 PM  
Nobody wins.
 
2013-09-21 09:55:39 PM  
Looks like the Tigers magic number will stay at 3.
 
2013-09-21 09:55:42 PM  
Cripes how do you even score this round?  Jury was on top but did nothing, Ricci negated any transitions but was never really aggressive off his back.
 
2013-09-21 09:55:50 PM  
10-9 Jury. 29-28 Jury.
 
2013-09-21 09:56:32 PM  
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2013-09-21 09:56:35 PM  

Flappyhead: violentsalvation: kinda lame fight

No, it's a REALLY lame fight.


Yeah they should both burn alive.

Predicting a split decision for Jury.
 
2013-09-21 09:56:59 PM  
Nobody's stock rises because of that fight.
 
2013-09-21 09:57:18 PM  

violentsalvation: Predicting a split decision for Jury.


ta da
 
2013-09-21 09:57:22 PM  
How the fark does anybody see it 29-28 for Ricci?
 
2013-09-21 09:57:44 PM  

Earguy: Flappyhead: Earguy:

Hadn't planned on it.  Been up since 5am, just chillin'.  Look for me to bust out tomorrow night.

Aw c'mon, we could use some more of that brunette.  You know the one.

Actually, I don't.  Random and all.


I know, was kinda hoping you'd just start posting anyway.
 
2013-09-21 09:57:58 PM  

Earguy: This fight really is looking like gay porn.


Ricci does remind me of a gay guy I know too. Not in the biblical sense though. I think the judges got that one right.
 
2013-09-21 09:58:12 PM  
There's one judge who refuses to go against a Canadian,
 
2013-09-21 09:58:25 PM  
Here it comes...

dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-09-21 09:59:06 PM  
"Will fight Dominic Cruz"

Lulz...when?

2020?
 
2013-09-21 09:59:20 PM  
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-09-21 09:59:43 PM  
GIF FOR THE CRAZY EYES!
 
2013-09-21 09:59:45 PM  
Joe's head gonna asplode
 
2013-09-21 09:59:47 PM  

violentsalvation: violentsalvation: Predicting a split decision for Jury.

ta da


A wizard hat is you

wait, wrong thread...
 
2013-09-21 09:59:54 PM  

Testiclaw: How the fark does anybody see it 29-28 for Ricci?


Probably the judge who has been ruling against the majority for Canadians all night.
 
2013-09-21 10:00:10 PM  

Flragnararch: Here it comes...

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dammit!
 
2013-09-21 10:00:33 PM  
 

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SOON!!
 
2013-09-21 10:00:40 PM  
That fight was pretty awful, that said, at-least they got the decision right.
Quick update on rules - if it's a draw do they fight one more round or am I confused?
 
2013-09-21 10:01:34 PM  
For your viewing pleasure!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aCJsfS3v8fU"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aCJsfS3v8fU
 
2013-09-21 10:01:41 PM  

moefuggenbrew: That fight was pretty awful, that said, at-least they got the decision right.
Quick update on rules - if it's a draw do they fight one more round or am I confused?


Nope
 
2013-09-21 10:02:09 PM  

moefuggenbrew: That fight was pretty awful, that said, at-least they got the decision right.
Quick update on rules - if it's a draw do they fight one more round or am I confused?


Nope, no additional rounds.
 
2013-09-21 10:02:11 PM  
Literally fell asleep waiting for the judges.
 
2013-09-21 10:02:43 PM  

moefuggenbrew: That fight was pretty awful, that said, at-least they got the decision right.
Quick update on rules - if it's a draw do they fight one more round or am I confused?


No. A draw is a draw. Extremely rare, though.
 
2013-09-21 10:04:46 PM  

Skyrmion: moefuggenbrew: That fight was pretty awful, that said, at-least they got the decision right.
Quick update on rules - if it's a draw do they fight one more round or am I confused?

No. A draw is a draw. Extremely rare, though.


Actually, there *was* one fight where they really needed to have a winner because they were making a tournament for the flyweight belt. So they fought it under special rules where if it ended in a tie, they would have an overtime round to decide a winner, making a draw impossible.

It ended in a draw.
 
2013-09-21 10:05:33 PM  

Skyrmion: moefuggenbrew: That fight was pretty awful, that said, at-least they got the decision right.
Quick update on rules - if it's a draw do they fight one more round or am I confused?

No. A draw is a draw. Extremely rare, though.


There was a promotion that required fighters to do one more round if the crowd made enough noise on a decision, right? I'm not just imagining that?
 
2013-09-21 10:05:44 PM  
Main card time.. repost picks!

www.tapology.com

erm.. Main card time.. ignore my picks!
 
2013-09-21 10:06:10 PM  
Dammit, I pulled out my second laptop, for some reason...and I turn it on..."installing 12 updates, please wait..."
 
2013-09-21 10:06:43 PM  

yookaloco: Skyrmion: moefuggenbrew: That fight was pretty awful, that said, at-least they got the decision right.
Quick update on rules - if it's a draw do they fight one more round or am I confused?

No. A draw is a draw. Extremely rare, though.

There was a promotion that required fighters to do one more round if the crowd made enough noise on a decision, right? I'm not just imagining that?


That's funny; I'm not familiar with it, though.
 
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