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(Oregon Live)   Hugh Jackman is a disappointing actor, but urinating on a 14-year-old boy is no way to react   (oregonlive.com) divider line 77
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2013-09-21 09:33:50 PM
Whew, read the headline and thought that Hugh pissed on some kid.
 
2013-09-21 09:33:51 PM
FTFA: The man who allegedly peed on the child told officers he drank alcohol before going to the movie, Wolf said.

I'm shocked. Shocked I say.
 
2013-09-21 09:33:57 PM
This is a great story! How drunk do you have to be to pee on someone else?
 
2013-09-21 09:34:28 PM
Wolverines!!!!!
 
2013-09-21 09:35:45 PM

chookbillion: This is a great story! How drunk do you have to be to pee on someone else?


When that someone else is a mouthy teenager?  None.  None drunk.
 
2013-09-21 09:42:07 PM
How do you not press charges (or beat the crap out of him)?
 
2013-09-21 09:42:37 PM

Testiclaw: Whew, read the headline and thought that Hugh pissed on some kid.


I briefly thought that, too. But.. only briefly. He seems reasonably sane, you know, for an actor.
 
2013-09-21 09:45:52 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
/hot.
 
2013-09-21 09:49:16 PM
During the commotion, someone close to the two struggling men yelled "gun,"

Penis, gun, it's an easy mistake to make.

/live about 10 minutes from Bridgeport
//no, it wasn't me
 
2013-09-21 09:49:39 PM
Coincidentally, this was a deleted scene from "Kate and Leopold."
 
2013-09-21 09:50:07 PM

Tchernobog: chookbillion: This is a great story! How drunk do you have to be to pee on someone else?

When that someone else is a mouthy teenager?  None.  None drunk.


Kid was with his parents. I know teenagers can be dicks and parents useless, but the blame for the whole thing clearly belongs to the drunk jerk.
 
2013-09-21 09:52:01 PM

pag1107: How do you not press charges (or beat the crap out of him)?


I have to wonder what was left out of this article.
 
2013-09-21 09:56:37 PM
Just marking his territory
 
2013-09-21 10:00:26 PM

TheSwizz: [25.media.tumblr.com image 329x185]
/hot.


"R. Kelly asks me, how do you make a video about peeing on someone?" - "I ask R. Kelly, how do *YOU*make a video about peeing on someone!?
 
2013-09-21 10:00:27 PM
That 14 year old boy really tied the room together...
 
2013-09-21 10:04:08 PM
I didn't know Hugh Jackman was a disappointing actor. He sings, he dances, he's played Wolverine like 17 times. He's even more convincing as a straight guy than Tom Cruise. Dude's got it all.
 
2013-09-21 10:04:46 PM

Testiclaw: Whew, read the headline and thought that Hugh pissed on some kid.


And how many farkers were disappointed it wasn't Hugh?
 
2013-09-21 10:06:18 PM
Heading to the movie Prisoners now so I'm getting a kick out of this
 
2013-09-21 10:06:39 PM

davidphogan: pag1107: How do you not press charges (or beat the crap out of him)?

I have to wonder what was left out of this article.


No sh*t. I would have thought that whether the parents chose to press charges or not, the guy would be booked as a sex offender for exposing himself to a 14-yr-old. There's a lot of details missing here.
 
2013-09-21 10:06:52 PM
Huge Jackoff
 
2013-09-21 10:06:54 PM

chookbillion: This is a great story! How drunk do you have to be to pee on someone else?


If you have to ask, you're not drunk enough.
 
2013-09-21 10:07:42 PM

i upped my meds-up yours: Testiclaw: Whew, read the headline and thought that Hugh pissed on some kid.

And how many farkers were disappointed it wasn't Hugh?


Since it happened at the Tigard theater, I'd have gone with a Winnie the Pooh reference.
 
2013-09-21 10:07:45 PM

i upped my meds-up yours: Testiclaw: Whew, read the headline and thought that Hugh pissed on some kid.

And how many farkers were disappointed it wasn't Hugh?


All of them.
 
2013-09-21 10:08:20 PM
You get some interesting hits for "Wolverine Pee", this is NSFW but proves Buckeyes , like all pollinators, are scat obsessed  http://www.wizzstickers.com/annarbormichiganwizzstickers.html
 
2013-09-21 10:16:38 PM

pag1107: How do you not press charges (or beat the crap out of him)?


Well the police say to the IDIOT Parents that the Prosecutor will probably not bother to put the case to a Judge and all the urinating man would get would be a few hours community service and pay the fine of public urination, with a very low chance of 'assault' charges sticking.

/Oh but hey anyways, wheres the usual test for infectious diseases that the urinator may have and could easily spread to others?
//Humans are a nasty, infected race who throw their bodily fluids everywhere without regard to those around them.
 
2013-09-21 10:16:45 PM
I was flipping through channels this afternoon when I came across that robot boxing movie. My nine year old son, who got the coaches weekly award medal for outstanding not sucking at his football game a few hours before, wanted me to watch it with him. Like any proud pop with a newly minted future NFL player I agreed.

HO. LY. CRAPTACULARITY. That was truly THE VERY WORST crime against humanity ever committed to film. And I've seen the Leni Riefenstahl collection. Just......wow. Breathtakingly derivative and cliched, it was as if a 7th grader with aspergers pulled an all nighter of Rocky sequels and Transformer movies and was inspired to pen the whole script before falling asleep for fear of losing their learning disabled muse. The actors seemed barely able to conceal their contempt for the writing.

But my son thought it was great so I stuck it out.

///Hugh Jackman is ok; I assume this was one of those deals where some studio made a deal to fund some financially useless passion project of his in return for starring in this recycled colostomy bag of a movie.
 
2013-09-21 10:19:02 PM
"hugh jackman is a disappointing actor"

wat

no
 
2013-09-21 10:22:58 PM

sheep snorter: //Humans are a nasty, infected race who throw their bodily fluids everywhere without regard to those around them.


It's what makes us so popular.
 
2013-09-21 10:34:54 PM
He's just the best at what he does, bub. Pissing on kids.
 
2013-09-21 10:36:22 PM
Piss Trifecta in play?
 
2013-09-21 10:41:48 PM
notatrollorami HO. LY. CRAPTACULARITY.

 based on a Richard Matheson-written story he adapted as an episode of the original "Twilight Zone"-it wasn't terrible, + I liked seeing the Detroit locations  http://www.cardcow.com/221663/parkway-motel-davisburg-michigan/
 
2013-09-21 10:41:52 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Someone looking for Hugh Jass?
 
2013-09-21 10:43:55 PM
Thousands of Wolverine fans would line up to pay for the privilege of Hugh Jackman pissing on them.
 
2013-09-21 10:47:31 PM
Have you seen Jackman in Oklahoma?
 
2013-09-21 10:49:25 PM

Virtual Pariah: Piss Trifecta in play?


First produce, then kids. What's next? A really nice rug?
 
2013-09-21 10:53:58 PM

wookiee cookie: "hugh jackman is a disappointing actor"

wat

no


same
 
2013-09-21 10:55:34 PM

davidphogan: pag1107: How do you not press charges (or beat the crap out of him)?

I have to wonder what was left out of this article.


Urinator was in his seventies.

jst07: Heading to the movie Prisoners now so I'm getting a kick out of this


Take an umbrella.
 
2013-09-21 10:58:11 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com

Knows how it feels...

/stupid image lost the first time.....
 
2013-09-21 11:05:39 PM

sheep snorter: pag1107: How do you not press charges (or beat the crap out of him)?

Well the police say to the IDIOT Parents that the Prosecutor will probably not bother to put the case to a Judge and all the urinating man would get would be a few hours community service and pay the fine of public urination, with a very low chance of 'assault' charges sticking.

/Oh but hey anyways, wheres the usual test for infectious diseases that the urinator may have and could easily spread to others?
//Humans are a nasty, infected race who throw their bodily fluids everywhere without regard to those around them.


Urine is sterile and can be used to clean cuts in an emergency or at least that's what the scout master told us before he had 10, 12 year olds clean his cuts from shaving.

/ never did figure out why he had his mouth open
// or why he only cut himself shaving on days none of the other scout leaders were at camp
 
2013-09-21 11:07:53 PM
why?????
 
2013-09-21 11:09:09 PM

some_beer_drinker: why?????


Thought the kid was a fire hydrant?
 
2013-09-21 11:14:19 PM

davidphogan: pag1107: How do you not press charges (or beat the crap out of him)?

I have to wonder what was left out of this article.


The name of the rich and/or powerful drunkard who peed on the kid. Probably a Republican.
 
2013-09-21 11:15:46 PM

notatrollorami: I was flipping through channels this afternoon when I came across that robot boxing movie. My nine year old son, who got the coaches weekly award medal for outstanding not sucking at his football game a few hours before, wanted me to watch it with him. Like any proud pop with a newly minted future NFL player I agreed.

HO. LY. CRAPTACULARITY. That was truly THE VERY WORST crime against humanity ever committed to film. And I've seen the Leni Riefenstahl collection.


Riefenstahl was a fantastic director whose output was horrifyingly used in the service of one of the worst regimes in history.  But her work was amazing.  So I'm not really sure where you're going with all this.  Also, The Happening was hands down far worse.  I sort of liked Real Steel as the safe, tweener pop-sci fi film-with-a-heart it was, and the Matheson story it used to be.  So, uh... your opinion is your opinion, but it feels a wee bit overblown there.
 
2013-09-21 11:19:49 PM
I've been to that theater.  It's in one of those upscale "lifestyle centers," and it's not the kind of place you'd expect to attract hammered dudes who whip it out.

/Who the hell goes to see some serious drama completely farking wasted?
 
2013-09-21 11:25:18 PM
What kind a farker takes a kid that young to see a movie described as "the next Se7en"?
Oh, probably the same people who sat behind me with their 7 year old at Sixth Sense telling him to "toughen up".
I would have pee'd on the parents to make them leave.
 
2013-09-21 11:31:13 PM

KhamanV: Also, The Happening was hands down far worse.


Made me want to pee on M. Knight Shyamalan.
 
2013-09-21 11:35:45 PM

Zombie DJ: What kind a farker takes a kid that young to see a movie described as "the next Se7en"?
Oh, probably the same people who sat behind me with their 7 year old at Sixth Sense telling him to "toughen up".
I would have pee'd on the parents to make them leave.


Came here to say this, leaving happy.
 
2013-09-21 11:39:22 PM
Maybe he was just saying, in his own way, that the movie was piss-poor.
 
2013-09-21 11:46:46 PM
Boooo!

/headline
 
2013-09-22 12:01:59 AM
Drunk guy: Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and pee all over your son
Parents: Yeah, the little brat probably deserved it. Officer, no charges need to be filed. Son, you need to ride home in the drunk, you're covered in piss.

Seems like a lot was left out of the article.
That's some fine reporting there Lou.
 
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