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(Daily Mail)   O zapft is Oktoberfest has begun in Munich. (with helpful pictures demonstrating the value of Oktoberfest)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 55
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2013-09-21 03:55:28 PM
The woman in the first picture looks exactly like my real doll.

I mean... My buddies real doll.
 
2013-09-21 04:04:01 PM
Why can't American women wear dirndls?
 
2013-09-21 05:19:24 PM

Speaker2Animals: Why can't American women wear dirndls?


Pretty sure they don't come in portly sizes.
 
2013-09-21 05:28:04 PM
So much to enjoy.
And E10 for a mass? That's not too bad.

Oh, and bathe her and bring her to my chambers
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2013-09-21 06:28:18 PM
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Chewing gum on a rollercoaster seems like a really Bad Idea.


Speaker2Animals: Why can't American women wear dirndls?


They can't?

img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-09-21 06:30:25 PM
Hey, glad this got greened.  No guarantee but I figured the subject matter would make everyone happy.

/Subby
 
2013-09-21 06:31:03 PM
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Kirsten Dunst?


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WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!?
 
2013-09-21 06:42:41 PM
Dirndls are all well and good until somebody gets hurt.
 
2013-09-21 06:43:55 PM
Lots of "I'd zapft that!" in this story.
 
2013-09-21 06:50:38 PM

fusillade762: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x639]

Kirsten Dunst?



Carly Rae Jepsen?
 
2013-09-21 06:55:18 PM
I've been one time and have no desire to go back. Like anything else that's popular, it's been ruined by tourists. If you ever find yourself in Germany, seek out the smaller local beer fests. Trust me, you'll have a lot more fun.
 
2013-09-21 06:56:59 PM
I like how the Daily Fail was sure to incorporate three cleavage-friendly photos of women in dirndls on the fun-fair ride.  Priorities.

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2013-09-21 06:57:50 PM
Does Munich have a different German dialect?
'Cause I don't recognize any of the German words the article is using...
 
2013-09-21 06:59:33 PM
oblig AND rowr!
 www.neptunuslex.com
 
2013-09-21 07:05:16 PM
This thread needs more fark.
 
2013-09-21 07:06:19 PM
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2013-09-21 07:18:01 PM

Thurston Howell: I like how the Daily Fail was sure to incorporate three cleavage-friendly photos of women in dirndls


I agree. I like that, too.
 
2013-09-21 07:18:12 PM
How do you claim to not bookmark a thread in German? I have a buddy who needs to know...
 
2013-09-21 07:18:32 PM

fusillade762: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x429]

Chewing gum on a rollercoaster seems like a really Bad Idea.


Speaker2Animals: Why can't American women wear dirndls?

They can't?

[img.pandawhale.com image 800x1176]


Look at the way the one on the far right has her legs clamped down tight!  farking hell!!! I just got a boner!
 
2013-09-21 07:19:12 PM

bim1154: fusillade762: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x429]

Chewing gum on a rollercoaster seems like a really Bad Idea.


Speaker2Animals: Why can't American women wear dirndls?

They can't?

[img.pandawhale.com image 800x1176]

Look at the way the one on the far right has her legs clamped down tight!  farking hell!!! I just got a boner!


Err... far left I mean.
 
2013-09-21 07:27:24 PM
featuring the Augustus Gloop Family Drummers
 
2013-09-21 07:37:40 PM
Oktoberfest should be a Farker's Hajj (or second Hajj for not-particularly-devout Muslim Farker's). Seriously, it's like Disneyland with booze and hot women! Absolutely wicked!
 
2013-09-21 07:47:46 PM
Heh.  From TFA: "Write caption here."
 
2013-09-21 07:49:43 PM
Dibs on 2nd from the right.
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2013-09-21 07:53:53 PM
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2013-09-21 07:53:58 PM

AbiNormal: Dibs on 2nd from the right.
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You just like her O face.
 
2013-09-21 08:00:31 PM

Danger Avoid Death: AbiNormal: Dibs on 2nd from the right.
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You just like her O face.


www.scopecapemay.com
 
2013-09-21 08:26:26 PM
i1309.photobucket.com

unimpressed
 
2013-09-21 08:28:48 PM

freak7: I've been one time and have no desire to go back. Like anything else that's popular, it's been ruined by tourists. If you ever find yourself in Germany, seek out the smaller local beer fests. Trust me, you'll have a lot more fun.


I'm going to have to disagree. Been twice, and it was great fun both times. Its such an interesting vibe - whoever you sit near is your friend for the day and sometimes longer. There's a couple people I still keep in touch with, actually.

Just.. stay away from the Hoffbrau house unless you're specifically looking for a frat party gone wrong.
 
2013-09-21 08:35:03 PM

Brew78: I'm going to have to disagree. Been twice, and it was great fun both times. Its such an interesting vibe - whoever you sit near is your friend for the day and sometimes longer.


You get the same experience, on a smaller and less crowded scale, at any of the local beer fests across Germany. I probably went to 50 or so during my time in Germany and all of them were more enjoyable than Munich. When I walk into a beer tent, I want to be able to find a seat and get a beer, not wait for an hour to sit and then another 30 minutes for a beer.
 
2013-09-21 08:37:36 PM

agent00pi: How do you claim to not bookmark a thread in German? I have a buddy who needs to know...


dies ist kein Buch

/cheap google translate
//does not know german
//not a bookmark
 
2013-09-21 09:11:54 PM

Thurston Howell: I like how the Daily Fail was sure to incorporate three cleavage-friendly photos of women in dirndls on the fun-fair ride.  Priorities.

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I would like the ginger in the bottom right row of the 2 pics of the same groups of girls sent to my quarters, and have her bring two steins, please.  And some for herself if she wants any :)
 
2013-09-21 09:17:50 PM
Bruesten.
 
2013-09-21 09:46:02 PM
Revolution Brewery, I am disappoint. How can your brewpub run out of Oktoberfest on the first day of Oktoberfest?
 
2013-09-21 10:13:08 PM

fusillade762: Chewing gum on a rollercoaster seems like a really Bad Idea.


It took me a few minutes to find the chewing gum you were talking about
 
2013-09-21 10:36:07 PM
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2013-09-21 10:36:55 PM
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2013-09-21 10:37:33 PM
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2013-09-21 10:38:08 PM
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2013-09-21 10:38:54 PM
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2013-09-21 10:39:59 PM
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2013-09-21 10:49:21 PM
Behold the Power of Beer!pjensi.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-21 11:02:58 PM
"The average litre-holding stein will cost 3.6 per cent more than it did last year, at an eye-watering €9.66 (£8.15) a pop."

Holy shiat, $13 for one beer? Prices sure have went up since the last time I was over there.
 
2013-09-21 11:23:31 PM

firemarth: Does Munich have a different German dialect?
'Cause I don't recognize any of the German words the article is using...


You are correct. Bavarian German has quite a few words that are not Hochdeutsch.
 
2013-09-21 11:26:51 PM

ReapTheChaos: "The average litre-holding stein will cost 3.6 per cent more than it did last year, at an eye-watering €9.66 (£8.15) a pop."

Holy shiat, $13 for one beer? Prices sure have went up since the last time I was over there.


But it's really good draft bier. And who drinks half liters of beer in Munich? Anyway, congratulations Ludwig II on his marriage.
 
2013-09-21 11:48:00 PM

ReapTheChaos: "The average litre-holding stein will cost 3.6 per cent more than it did last year, at an eye-watering €9.66 (£8.15) a pop."

Holy shiat, $13 for one beer? Prices sure have went up since the last time I was over there.


And from the looks of a lot if pics, you're paying for half beer/half head.
 
2013-09-21 11:52:19 PM

dietbubba: ReapTheChaos: "The average litre-holding stein will cost 3.6 per cent more than it did last year, at an eye-watering €9.66 (£8.15) a pop."

Holy shiat, $13 for one beer? Prices sure have went up since the last time I was over there.

And from the looks of a lot if pics, you're paying for half beer/half head.


Yeah, I wish.

/oh, you don't mean that kind of head.
 
2013-09-22 02:16:17 AM
Go to Munich any time of the year when Oktoberfest is not on. Unless you like an overfull city, pricegouging, horrible slow service and loud, dirty areas.
 
2013-09-22 02:44:21 AM
simplicimus
firemarth:
Does Munich have a different German dialect?
'Cause I don't recognize any of the German words the article is using...

You are correct. Bavarian German has quite a few words that are not Hochdeutsch.


I also doesn't help that the Fail spells them like they sound when spoken by a drunk Bavarian dialect speaker even if those words do exist outside of Bavaria.
For example: nimma (no more) is actually "nimmer" and "schbei'm (vomiting or spitting)." is just the verb speien as a Bavarian might pronounce it.
---
And, while it doesn't make sense because of its status as a proverb, you could in theory even strip the cry "O'zapft is!" of its Lederhosen:
O'zapft is! => Angezapft ist es!(*) => Es ist angezapft!


(*)
language/word order CSB:
even nowadays you might still be able to tell which areas of Germany were conquered by or had lots of contact with the Romans from the grammar (mistakes) used in certain regions of Germany.
For example, instead of using a genitive, you often hear a construct that doesn't really exist in German but matches the Latin "dativus possessivus":
In Latin you could use "his house" (genitive) or "him is the house" (dativus possesivus) to imply ownership (unless you're talking about dildos, of course).
In some regions like Bavaria people tend to use something like "him his house":
"Drew's website" should be "Drews Webseite" in German, but a Bavarian might say "Dem Drew seine Webseite"
 
2013-09-22 03:11:05 AM

agent00pi: How do you claim to not bookmark a thread in German? I have a buddy who needs to know...


This is no bookmark = Das (hier) ist kein Lesezeichen

/financially contempated Oktoberfest this year or termal spa-bath
//termal spa-bath it is
///the joy of living only 15 miles from each
 
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