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(Nick)   Nickelodeon blacks out its channels with message to kids to go outside and play today. Hero tag applauds, gets winded running for the door, goes back to couch with kids and turns to My Little Pony on The Hub   (nick.com) divider line 123
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2013-09-21 01:32:21 PM
arch.413chan.net

No children... There is no outside, there is only television and mass consumerism. You can't have Spongebob? There's always ponies.. sweet.. wonderful..ponies.. Those flanks...
 
2013-09-21 01:38:05 PM
Nice as the sentiment is, they'll just put on videos or play games.  I mean, do kids even waatch actual TV any more anyway?
 
2013-09-21 02:06:00 PM
Yay!  Ponies!
 
2013-09-21 02:25:50 PM

strangeluck: There is no outside,


i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-21 03:05:59 PM
But it's raining...
 
2013-09-21 03:26:04 PM
I'm waiting to see which bloviating, fat, conservative windbag blames Michelle Obama first. It's bound to happen.
 
2013-09-21 05:03:46 PM
fc02.deviantart.net

That's a nice fourth wall you've got there, Nickelodeon! It'd be a shame if something happened to it!
 
2013-09-21 05:10:25 PM
Damn kids today,... they don't even know what a Nickelodeon with good shows is like!

Ren and Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, Double Dare, Hey Dude, Pete and Pete, Nick Arcade...

they have NOTHING now!

i6.photobucket.com

NOTHING!!!
 
2013-09-21 05:14:45 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: But it's raining...


It is indeed.
 
2013-09-21 05:17:55 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Ren and Stimpy


Ah, I loved me some Ren and Stimpy, never heard of anything else on your list though. So let's celebrate with a clip of Ren and Stimpy.
 
2013-09-21 05:31:41 PM
But it's raining. And I paid the cable bill.
 
2013-09-21 05:33:14 PM
Straight to the Wii.
 
2013-09-21 05:33:42 PM
You can't do that on television!
 
2013-09-21 05:36:21 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: I'm waiting to see which bloviating, fat, conservative windbag blames Michelle Obama first. It's bound to happen.


They'll wait until Obama blames Bush, shouldn't be long.
 
2013-09-21 05:36:28 PM
kids can get hurt outside, they shouldn't be out there with out parental supervision
 
2013-09-21 05:37:18 PM

CruJones: You can't do that on television!


What you did there... I see it and approve.
 
2013-09-21 05:39:13 PM
Most kids didn't see that message. They're either playing console games, or staring at smartphones, tablets, or computers. That's the fun part - they can do this because they realize that they're largely irrelevant.
 
2013-09-21 05:42:25 PM
Ce n'est pas un bookmark.
 
2013-09-21 05:43:44 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Damn kids today,... they don't even know what a Nickelodeon with good shows is like!

Ren and Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, Double Dare, Hey Dude, Pete and Pete, Nick Arcade...

they have NOTHING now!

[i6.photobucket.com image 277x281]

NOTHING!!!


Bah!  Youngsters!

You Can't Do That On Television, The Third Eye, Danger Mouse, Standy: Lights, Camera, Action!, Mr, Wizard's World.

/my lawn. . .you know what to do
 
2013-09-21 05:45:46 PM
tk99.net
 
2013-09-21 05:46:20 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: But it's raining...


This.

/and it must be post-blackout on the East Coast.

K3rmy: FirstNationalBastard: Damn kids today,... they don't even know what a Nickelodeon with good shows is like!

Ren and Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, Double Dare, Hey Dude, Pete and Pete, Nick Arcade...

they have NOTHING now!

[i6.photobucket.com image 277x281]

NOTHING!!!

Bah!  Youngsters!

You Can't Do That On Television, The Third Eye, Danger Mouse, Standy: Lights, Camera, Action!, Mr, Wizard's World.

/my lawn. . .you know what to do


Pinwheel and Sugar & Spike!

/drops mic on your lawn
 
2013-09-21 05:49:24 PM
Looks as if you picked a bad day for being in the pediatric burn unit, kid.

Entertainment channels should entertain.
 
2013-09-21 05:51:08 PM
K3rmy:
You Can't Do That On Television, The Third Eye, Danger Mouse, Standy: Lights, Camera, Action!, Mr, Wizard's World.

/my lawn. . .you know what to do


You're good people.

/count.  freakin.  duckula.
 
2013-09-21 05:51:39 PM
Thunderstorms and 50° all day.

THANKS FOR TELLING MY KID TO GO PLAY IN THE COLD RAIN
 
2013-09-21 05:58:44 PM

Karate Explosion: Thunderstorms and 50° all day.

THANKS FOR TELLING MY KID TO GO PLAY IN THE COLD RAIN


Tell them to hold this cool metal rod while they do.
 
2013-09-21 05:58:49 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Nice as the sentiment is, they'll just put on videos or play games.  I mean, do kids even waatch actual TV any more anyway?


That was my first thought. My kids are unaware of TV outside of Netflix.
 
2013-09-21 05:58:57 PM
We're in Arizona...from July 1 to Sept 30, there's no such thing as outside...there's only "places with AC", you don't go anywhere else. Sorry Nick, my kids ain't going outside!
 
2013-09-21 06:01:18 PM

Mister Peejay: K3rmy:
You Can't Do That On Television, The Third Eye, Danger Mouse, Standy: Lights, Camera, Action!, Mr, Wizard's World.

/my lawn. . .you know what to do

You're good people.

/count.  freakin.  duckula.


imgs.tuts.dragoart.com
 
2013-09-21 06:05:57 PM

lokis_mentor: Mister Peejay: K3rmy:
You Can't Do That On Television, The Third Eye, Danger Mouse, Standy: Lights, Camera, Action!, Mr, Wizard's World.

/my lawn. . .you know what to do

You're good people.

/count.  freakin.  duckula.

[imgs.tuts.dragoart.com image 800x1038]


ThisThis ThisyThis.
 
2013-09-21 06:08:01 PM

Usurper4: We're in Arizona...from July 1 to Sept 30, there's no such thing as outside...there's only "places with AC", you don't go anywhere else. Sorry Nick, my kids ain't going outside!


Just curiosity, but why in the fark would anyone choose to live in Arizona? All I ever hear about is the heat, and most of the population wanting to start fires to make it even hotter.
 
2013-09-21 06:09:45 PM
Good. Get the damned kids outside so dad can sit on the couch and watch college football.
 
2013-09-21 06:14:42 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-21 06:17:25 PM

Karate Explosion: Thunderstorms and 50° all day.

THANKS FOR TELLING MY KID TO GO PLAY IN THE COLD RAIN


My uncle used to give me a quarter to "go play on the freeway".
 
2013-09-21 06:18:41 PM
i.imgur.com


So it's raining. I guess I didn't walk far enough outside.

So I'll just keep walking. Towards the outside. And I'll just keep walking until something neat happens.

i.imgur.com


Like I'm on some sort of a quest. In fact, I think I'll call it a SPARKLEQUEST!

Hey, alarm clock! Hey Granny Smith! Hey Pinkie, whatcha bakin' with Dashie? Again?? Hey Derpy! Ooh, we're not in Ponyville anymore! Hey funny-looking creatures from a universe next door to Equestria Girls? Hey Strongbad! Hey Penny Arcade! Hey Blues Brothers! Hey Megan Fox! What, it's like I'm in an episode of MST3K or something. Fine, offworld we go. Hey Luna, thought I'd find you up here. We'reinspace. Space. Wereinspace. (Owlowiscious, you look a little different after your trip through the sun, are you sure you're not Scootaloo in disguise?) At least I've got these cool shades and this rad guitar. Keep walking. Just gonna keep on walking until I meet Celestia. She's gotta be around here somewhere.

Note to self: speak with Dr. Whooves about how someone accurately predicted the Season 3 finale a year before its air date.

But at least it's not raining. Which is pretty neat.
 
2013-09-21 06:19:51 PM

OtherLittleGuy: MaudlinMutantMollusk: But it's raining...

This.

/and it must be post-blackout on the East Coast.

K3rmy: FirstNationalBastard: Damn kids today,... they don't even know what a Nickelodeon with good shows is like!

Ren and Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, Double Dare, Hey Dude, Pete and Pete, Nick Arcade...

they have NOTHING now!

[i6.photobucket.com image 277x281]

NOTHING!!!

Bah!  Youngsters!

You Can't Do That On Television, The Third Eye, Danger Mouse, Standy: Lights, Camera, Action!, Mr, Wizard's World.

/my lawn. . .you know what to do

Pinwheel and Sugar & Spike!

/drops mic on your lawn


Huge affection for Pinwheel...watched it with my baby daughter from like 1980 - 1983...

She's 33, wonder if she remembers it. Will send her the theme; I found it on Youtube.
 
2013-09-21 06:23:50 PM
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2013-09-21 06:26:25 PM

FormlessOne: Most kids didn't see that message. They're either playing console games, or staring at smartphones, tablets, or computers. That's the fun part - they can do this because they realize that they're largely irrelevant.


I don't know about that. If you don't count football and Big Bang Theory reruns, Spongebob is usually in the top 10 for nightly cable broadcasts.
 
2013-09-21 06:27:35 PM
Nickelodeon at its finest:


oi39.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-21 06:33:29 PM

haywatchthis: kids can get hurt outside, they shouldn't be out there with out parental supervision


That's fine, my laptop has wifi
 
2013-09-21 06:34:04 PM

Sim Tree: Ce n'est pas un bookmark.


th00.deviantart.net

/avec mes excuses à Magritte
 
2013-09-21 06:34:54 PM
It's raining here.  But dead air is still better than the Fresh Beat Band or Dinosaur Dan.

//Super Super Supermarket...

///save me
 
2013-09-21 06:37:39 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Damn kids today,... they don't even know what a Nickelodeon with good shows is like!

Ren and Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, Double Dare, Hey Dude, Pete and Pete, Nick Arcade...

they have NOTHING now!



NOTHING!!!


Nickelodeon?

i1.ytimg.com

/my lawn, get off it
 
2013-09-21 06:38:18 PM
Great. Now the other media companies will complain and make the government label all the kids that participate as terrorists because they lost advertising revenue because kids actually did something other than watch tv or game.
 
2013-09-21 06:42:25 PM

Usurper4: We're in Arizona...from July 1 to Sept 30, there's no such thing as outside...there's only "places with AC", you don't go anywhere else. Sorry Nick, my kids ain't going outside!


Haha.

I grew up in AZ, played outside all the damn time, early in the mornings and at dusk. Sprinklers help, and being nearby a library does too.
 
2013-09-21 06:43:03 PM
I've never subscribed to cable, but if I did, and they tried this, I'd demand a partial refund.
 
2013-09-21 06:43:32 PM

Slaxl: FirstNationalBastard: Ren and Stimpy

Ah, I loved me some Ren and Stimpy, never heard of anything else on your list though. So let's celebrate with a clip of Ren and Stimpy.


Oh, you need to watch some Rocko's Modern Life.  Great show.
 
2013-09-21 06:44:50 PM

FloydA: strangeluck: There is no outside,

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Possibly the most appropriate use of that ever.
 
2013-09-21 06:53:22 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-09-21 06:57:17 PM
What about kids who are sick or bed-ridden? 


You heartless monsters.
 
2013-09-21 06:58:49 PM

Mrs.Sharpier: Usurper4: We're in Arizona...from July 1 to Sept 30, there's no such thing as outside...there's only "places with AC", you don't go anywhere else. Sorry Nick, my kids ain't going outside!

Haha.

I grew up in AZ, played outside all the damn time, early in the mornings and at dusk. Sprinklers help, and being nearby a library does too.


I grew up in Houston where we dreamed of the dry heat of Arizona during the summers.

When I grew up and traveled to AZ, though, and took my first breath of dry, 120 degree heat...well, I choose San Diego's summer.

/I'm saying they're both bad...110 degrees 99% humidity vs 120 degree 1% humidity...I don't care, they're both bad.
 
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