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(News.com.au)   Man in critical but stable condition after crashing motorized bar stool, police suspect alcohol may have been involved. ORLY?   (news.com.au) divider line 14
    More: Obvious, bar stools, recreational vehicles, stable condition, Auckland City Hospital  
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2013-09-21 01:54:19 PM
If you need a motorized bar stool I think your life revolves around alcohol too much.

2013-09-21 03:17:26 PM
Thas...thassum f'ine plees wurt thur, Lou

/ya know, buddy... you're alrigh... thasswa I shay
2013-09-21 03:20:29 PM
May be both Alcohol Involved & Off Meds.  Mayhap can enquire further on EchoLink net earlier today -- net control lives in NZ.
2013-09-21 03:22:19 PM
He's a New Zealander, so if he suffers some brain damage he'll wind up being a smarter person.
2013-09-21 03:22:30 PM
Was his beverage OK?
2013-09-21 03:22:32 PM
Later today, memeant.  Haven't even been having at meself.
2013-09-21 03:30:09 PM
"The vehicle was not road-legal and we've seized it so it can be mechanically examined,"

Translation: We are currently taking turns doing speed trials in the parking lot.
2013-09-21 03:54:34 PM
"Inspector Mark Fergus on Friday said police were investigating whether alcohol contributed to the crash."

You don't say.
2013-09-21 04:14:05 PM
Who keeps putting wheels and engines to these things!?.
2013-09-21 04:36:15 PM
What a non-motorized bar stool may look like:
2013-09-21 05:03:14 PM

CygnusDarius: Who keeps putting wheels and engines to these things!?.

Real Men™
2013-09-21 05:13:21 PM
Looks perfectly safe to me..damn amateurs.
2013-09-22 12:36:08 AM
You knoooow....

You come to a thread with a headline like that and you expect to see a picture of an owl.
2013-09-22 05:55:21 AM
Learning a lot today. GIS reveals motorized bar stools are a thing.
According to Burning Man, they're mass produced novelty items.
Yawn. Freaking out the mundanes is so mainstream nowadays.

// Off to assemble my lawn chair hovercraft in 26 min.
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