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wil [TotalFark]
2004-01-15 06:33:30 PM
30 votes:
wesley_crusher was taken.
2004-01-15 05:59:29 PM
13 votes:
It's because I have a
2004-01-15 03:35:32 PM
12 votes:
someguy1-49 were already taken.
2004-01-15 05:35:46 PM
11 votes:
I'm Jesus
2004-01-15 05:52:29 PM
10 votes:
So, there i was working at the restaraunt I'm still employed by. I was wiping a metal table, holding a wet rag, standing in a pool of water, when I decided to move the toaster to get the crumbs from under it. I put my hand on top of it and slid it forward. I was wiping the crumbs up when I felt tingle in my fingers. I looked down to see 2 of my fingers had went inside the toaster. Note that this was no ordinary household toaster, it was a $600 commerical toaster, and I had just started a week before. I threw the toaster down to the ground, shattering the heating elements and ruining it, I'm so surprized that they didn't fire me for that. I let out the most girly scream possible, and proceded to shake my way to the back of the kitchen where I blacked out and dry heaved for a while. Everyone there sat me down on a milk crate, still afraid to touch me thinking they may still get shocked, and gave me a cigarette. I didn't have a lighter, but I had some matches which I couldn't light because I was shaking so bad. The next day I came back into work, and everyone was calling me toast.
2004-01-15 05:25:44 PM
9 votes:
Um, speaks for itself.
2004-01-15 03:15:58 PM
9 votes:
My name is Robby King.
2004-01-15 06:34:31 PM
8 votes:
Started in 1998. I was in NY, I was engaged, I ran the highest bandwidth net radio site on the planet for about 2 months.

Optimum online figured out that I was taking 680KBps (yes, that's a big K)and promptly capped me at 128k (yes, that's a little K) while still telling me that I had unlimited bandwidth.

The fiance I went to pick her up a day or 3 later and she'd just gotten stoned off her gourd and farked some guy sideways, told me she loved me and nothing had changed, then dumped my ass all while I was reeling from everything.

Spent 5 days just sort of out of it, then caught the flu and was unable to keep anything down (the 5 days before I think I did not eat much either)

Was hospitalized 4 or 5 days after this when my roommate at the time was tired of me puking up nothing. I was not used to NY flu evidently 'cause i don't puke from the flu.

The hospital gave me something to calm me down as I was shaking and exhausted from not sleeping for about a week at this point.

The medicine they gave me to calm me down had this weird unexpected side effect of making me absoutely positively mental and able to feel every single cell in my body (the IV dripping in me was freaking me out)

I checked myself out of the hospital 5 or so hours of waiting in the ward in a nightgown in 55 degree temps and not being allowed a blanket and was taken home by my roommate, or I walked, I forget at this point... the hospital was not all that far away.

I stayed in bed for a day or two while the medicine they gave me slipped out of my blood stream and I was able to get back to semi-normal - the IV really did help, and I was able to keep food down after I was able to chew without freaking out.

I was 2 or 3 months behind on rent, mainly due to me honestly forgetting 2 months. I know it sounds implausable but it was true, and the money I owed to my roommate who was also my best friend.

I had been out of work almost 2 weeks at that point also. I was having a bit of a hard time coping also as my relationship had gone down the tubes and I had pretty much outweirded my friends as nothing they knew to say helped other than that things were just disturbing.

At about this point my roommate, not knowing what to do with me, gave me the Illuminati Trillogy and Schrodinger's Cat series and told me to read them in a particular order.

The next month I was in therapy, just to try it out and see if someone trained might have a clue how to deal with me. After 2 sessions the psychologist said I should seek medication because I seemed perfectly happy, sane, etc, until my little then-ocd brain would wander back to the same issues over and over again.

I thanked her, said no, went out and got hit by a car.

not intentionally.

nothing happened except I got a bit freaked out.

It was winter, or dark fall, it was cold, and I was alone, as my roommate had left to go see his relatives and all my friends were online.

Someone asked me what had been going on, I told her the story (many details are omited here), she said I made her cry and asked how I was.

I said "it's been pretty rough, I have never been so angry in my life, never so sad, never so sick, and never imagined all the random stuff that could happen. right now I'm just mildly disturbed"
2004-01-15 05:26:07 PM
8 votes:
Right here.

A vote for me is a vote for not understanding why we're voting.
2004-01-15 04:07:54 PM
8 votes:
It's my name in Spanish. Then translated into Mongolian. Then translated into Norwegian. Then back to Spanish.
2004-01-15 03:46:26 PM
8 votes:
When I first connected to the net and got a hotmail account I couldn't figure out what my nick should be. All the names I could think of sucked hence LOABN - Lack Of A Better Name.
2004-01-15 05:42:11 PM
7 votes:
Self-explanatory
2004-01-15 05:38:01 PM
7 votes:
It's a quote (Animal Mother) from Full Metal Jacket - one of my all-time fave movies:

"Freedom? Bullshiaat! If I have to die for a word, my word is poontang"
2004-01-15 05:31:42 PM
7 votes:
Eh?
2004-01-15 05:52:44 PM
6 votes:
My friend and I made this picture:



..in response to another picture:



Hence the name, "no, it's not pr0n"...
2004-01-15 05:37:55 PM
6 votes:
i was at a party, and i was being a jerk to some girls boyfriend and she called me "ignorotic" (im still not sure how the hell she came up with it), everyone laughed for the rest of the night.
2004-01-15 05:35:51 PM
6 votes:
The immortal words of Socrates.........
2004-01-15 05:33:18 PM
6 votes:
I've been wearing a Depends undergarment for days and desperately need a shower and good powdering.
2004-01-15 05:29:10 PM
6 votes:
The first person I killed uttered the phrase to me as they were gasping for their last breath.
2004-01-15 06:20:40 PM
5 votes:
I don't have to explain anything to you people.
2004-01-15 06:18:38 PM
5 votes:
Cool people will understand my name.
2004-01-15 06:04:27 PM
5 votes:
I weigh 135 pounds and I'm nothing but pure funk.
2004-01-15 05:48:20 PM
5 votes:
wow, this got greenlighted? Then I guess I need to explain my name then huh?

Anyway, it was years ago when I was first signing up for one of the IM's out there. Every single name I put in was taken, but the software was nice enough to suggest new names, like john0143 and other silly things. I got frustrated and typed in about 100 gibberish charters, which was well over the limit, and the software popped up with "cannot suggest a name" which I instantly took as being a sign from the universe.

So that's how the nick cannotsuggestaname was born.

yay me, now vote for me and you get a cookie!
2004-01-15 05:44:40 PM
5 votes:
What? Nobody saw the movie?
2004-01-15 05:42:47 PM
5 votes:
"you take ze bang bang and you shoot de coconut"

I love the Swedish Chef. Who doesn't?
2004-01-15 05:36:33 PM
5 votes:
You don't want to know.

Or do you?
2004-01-15 05:35:05 PM
5 votes:
Named myself after this handsome stud. Me.

2004-01-15 05:33:28 PM
5 votes:
Because if I used a more-descriptive name, like KimFromSportsbyBrooks, all the guys would be commenting on my snubes.

No, it's DarthBrooks because you laughed when you saw it, said, "that's stupid" and tried to retract your feelings -- but too late, chum.

And please visit my SportsByDarthBrooks website. If I ever get one.
2004-01-15 05:32:20 PM
5 votes:
you don't wanna know..
2004-01-15 05:28:32 PM
5 votes:
Mine describes the chances I'll win anything. Ever.
2004-01-15 05:25:10 PM
5 votes:
Mine is from the Simpsons.

Lisa and Grandpa are complaining that no one listens to them. Homer walks in and says:

"I'm a white male, age 18 to 45, everyone listens to me no matter how dumb my ideas are"

He then grabs a can from the cupboard, the label reads:
"Nuts and Gum. Together at last!"
2004-01-15 05:13:14 PM
5 votes:
You've all seen the movie.

Its just got a good ring to it.
2004-01-15 04:19:02 PM
5 votes:
After 345 rejected login names that referred to excrement, sexual residue, or common homosexual play-toys, Sven_Burger seemed as good as any.
2004-01-15 03:22:25 PM
5 votes:
I do a daily search on the TF page for haiku. If I find one, I post in that thread. And I have mad haiku writing skills.
My personal favorite:

Catholicism
celebacy in action
molested children
2004-01-15 03:09:00 PM
5 votes:
It seemed that "Drew" was taken. Bastage.
2004-01-15 03:05:21 PM
5 votes:
I couldn't spell "Hellifiknow"
2004-01-15 08:53:14 PM
4 votes:
When I was in High School, I overheard two girls talking about me:

"...he was with that girl, you know that...freaky...girl."

I liked it, I kept it.

Doesn't really seem to fit with the sold-out, starbucks, clothes-that-fit image my twneties have brought, but I've had it too long to change.

...now people always think I'm sending smut if it's the first time I send them something.
2004-01-15 07:21:30 PM
4 votes:
I'm dyslexic.
2004-01-15 06:28:56 PM
4 votes:
because it's fun when people type Boobies and it says boobies :)
2004-01-15 06:19:02 PM
4 votes:
It's my only protection!
2004-01-15 06:14:07 PM
4 votes:
I'm an identical twin...
2004-01-15 06:08:33 PM
4 votes:
It is something I found myself saying a lot when reading posts on here... seriously, WTF?
2004-01-15 05:38:53 PM
4 votes:
I have a 36" printer that I hate, so i adopted this name.

"because he's the no talent assclown, not me."
2004-01-15 05:37:31 PM
4 votes:
No comment.
2004-01-15 05:34:19 PM
4 votes:
One day when I was trying random cool names and none were working. Finally I decided to go with something NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT.

Since then, I've NEVER gone to a forum or online game and had to deal with somebody with a similar name. Except for somebody named Poocake.
2004-01-15 05:31:59 PM
4 votes:
I wanted to go with a handle that captured my maturity and my position in respectable society. Plus Drew was already taken.
2004-01-15 05:30:33 PM
4 votes:
Simpsons episode where the kids get stuck on an island. Bart claims "We can be kings, damnhellass kings!"
2004-01-15 05:29:01 PM
4 votes:
It was like this when I found it.
2004-01-15 05:27:52 PM
4 votes:
As in the cheese from under my __________
You can fill in the blank.
2004-01-15 05:26:37 PM
4 votes:
Because I go great with the chicken.
2004-01-15 05:26:08 PM
4 votes:
I'm the human equivelent of veal.... being slowly cooked by CRTs & UV lights...

(now with voting)
2004-01-15 03:19:19 PM
4 votes:
Tom Lennon - My teenage idol from MTV's The State.
2004-01-15 09:11:28 PM
3 votes:
it was the single most offensive thing i could think of...
2004-01-15 07:10:45 PM
3 votes:
I like to play with myself.
Duh.
2004-01-15 06:58:55 PM
3 votes:
Mine started as AOL's bastardization of my name, Chantel F. They didn't capitalize mid-word so it started looking like Chant Elf. Add in that I'm a whole 5' tall and you get the "elf" part. It just eventually morphed into my name plus elf, in some form or another.

Now, with voting enabled...
2004-01-15 06:53:15 PM
3 votes:
Ironically enough, Seat is my last name. I was kind of embarassed of it for most of my life, but then from one night of no sleep because of insomnia I came up with this:

An image of a recliner created from the letters of "seat".

From that point on, I knew I had to embrace my quirky last name.
2004-01-15 06:11:49 PM
3 votes:
2004-01-15 06:03:39 PM
3 votes:
Roadtrip many years ago with my friend Doug. I'm driving with my arm on the car window through the desert. We pull in to a truckstop in Arizona for dinner.Sit down at the counter in the restaurant. Redhead waitress comes on up to take our order. Looks down at my bright red left arm and says "Honey, that's one fine farmertan you've got goin on there". I look up at her and say (as a joke) "So, you dig my farmertan?". Long story short, ended up staying the night at a motel next to the truck stop with the waitress. Doug had to shell out for his own room. Got back to Chicago and Doug told everyone the story and the nickname stuck.
2004-01-15 06:01:34 PM
3 votes:
I am the opposite of a paranoid, I believe that everyone is out to do me good, I believe that random strangers sometime follow me around and help me in some way, I believe that there is a very high up government covert operation that seeks to make my life easier in very small and unusual ways. I am not alone either, there are millions of us, maybe you are a sanguineoid yourself and you don't even know it.
2004-01-15 05:49:27 PM
3 votes:
First name and number of my favorite (now retired) baseball player.

N.Y. Yankees fans: Vote for me.

BoSox fans: Just keep dreaming about 1918...
2004-01-15 05:43:18 PM
3 votes:
because electrified weasles are cool.
2004-01-15 05:40:48 PM
3 votes:
Comes from online gaming. Meat Sauce is usually what I end up as.
Mmmmm...chunky salsa.
2004-01-15 05:40:12 PM
3 votes:
I'm all about paradoxes, hence the name.

I'm not sure I understand why voting is enabled. A vote for me is a vote for those who wonder why voting is enabled.
2004-01-15 05:39:37 PM
3 votes:
Several years ago, I was MIS for a cruise line. One of my assignments was to create, track and maintain a growing database of people who had expressed an interest in receiving catalogs. Those catalogs annd the shipping and handling costs really add up.

So aside from digging out duplicate requests, I also began to find the invariable "bogus" names that people used...like "Anita Aborcion", "Youra Dreama", etc.

One day, I noticed a name that seemed bogus (I thought "walljasper" might refer to something that dried to a spotty opaque sheen on the men's room walls!), but was so striking (picture an intellectual type with horn-rimmed glasses and carefully combed hair), I decided to adopt it as a pen name: Stanley J. Walljasper!

If you do a search across the web, you'll find several such 'Jaspers, one of whcih is the noted computer database guru. 'Guess he never got one of those catalogs.
2004-01-15 05:39:36 PM
3 votes:
Well, I guess mine's pretty obvious...



I have a horse named Moustache.
2004-01-15 05:35:23 PM
3 votes:
It was either PianoDemon (I'm a keyboard player) or "DeathAss." That one I got from my GF and involved a Dutch Oven after a night of drinking microbrews and eating German food. But that's a story for another time.
2004-01-15 05:35:04 PM
3 votes:
My name's Jay, and I don't post much.
2004-01-15 05:34:24 PM
3 votes:
Sean Connery accent
From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you... until now.

I am Another Bob of another clan. I was born in the 1970s in a village of no other Bobs on the shores of Santa Bobara. And I am Bob.

I've been alive for three decades, and I cannot die.

There can be only .. well, a few hundred thousand of us.
/Sean Connery accent
2004-01-15 05:32:57 PM
3 votes:
Just a family thang...
2004-01-15 05:31:56 PM
3 votes:
my wife's maiden name is Lux, my last name is Hollowell.

Before we were married, we talked about how funny it would be to mix our last names instead of her taking hollowell... the result? Luxowell... meaning a well of light

now with voting goodness
2004-01-15 05:30:10 PM
3 votes:
What we should we do with Michael Moore, Sean Penn, Hillary Clinton, Barbra Streisand and every other self-loathing, freedom-hating liberal. Can I get an amen?

</political-rant>
2004-01-15 05:28:08 PM
3 votes:
It's because all factors can be fudged, this one by seven.
2004-01-15 05:26:46 PM
3 votes:
A little sex, a little internet investing, a touch of the flu...
2004-01-15 05:26:36 PM
3 votes:
Rather than go with the obvious, in your face Jablomey or HaywoodJablomey, I thought I'd take the soft, subtle approach. I came up with it after actually knowing people with Jablonski as their last name and laughing everytime I said their names.
2004-01-15 05:24:31 PM
3 votes:
Webmasterzero = Gizz Master Zero from Orgazmo.
2004-01-15 05:23:16 PM
3 votes:
My handle is japanese for "pen name" or "incognito".

I think it works out well.
2004-01-15 04:10:08 PM
3 votes:
It's the name I use when gaming. We use TeamSpeak when playing and once in a while we had youngsters on with us. We didn't really like swearing too much so people started saying, "Where is that fookin sniper?" and such. I liked it and kept it. That's my story and I'm stickin to it.

[DP]Fookin
Dead Presidents Online Gaming Guild
2004-01-15 03:41:03 PM
3 votes:
I lived in Panama and run. So I wanted to be "El Corredor" (The Runner), but it was taken. And I like hallways, so I figured a slight modification wouldn't hurt anyone.
2004-01-15 03:28:19 PM
3 votes:
"Gentlemen, behold!

I am one can short of a six pack"

-Dr. Weird from some intro to ATHF
2004-01-15 03:15:57 PM
3 votes:
I'm the guy who gets away with it.
2004-01-15 10:33:51 PM
2 votes:
We had a SLAYERSWINE. We needed a STRYPERSWINE to bring balance to the Force.

A vote for me is a vote for bringing balance to the Fark.
2004-01-15 10:31:55 PM
2 votes:
I like short, easy to remember anonymous names when i log onto the internet...and it's always hard to come up with ones that aren't taken already. This one seems to work on many services.


A vote for me acknowledges that you've spent WAY too much time reading all the way down to the bottom of this thread.
2004-01-15 10:04:56 PM
2 votes:
Last name "Dahnke",originally after the fact that I loved to play practical jokes on frieds (i.e. Prankster/Dahnkster)
Had the nickname for years but now everyone thinks it's cuz' I always have the kine bud. (Dank).

Besides everyone was teasing me when I was known as ...
LILLY CONNER
2004-01-15 09:22:09 PM
2 votes:
Pirates are much cooler than ninjas, and that's a Fact.
2004-01-15 08:38:20 PM
2 votes:
In July of 2001, I adopted a sweet little gray kitten from our local animal shelter. I named him Frick after my favorite character from the mini-series Merlin. He soon became known as Mr. Frick, then Mr. Frick Farkle. I had not known about FARK as of yet. Then my girlfriend, jbourne76, turned me onto FARK. When I finally posted my Weeners I needed a name so I thought that since my cat had Fark in his name I decided to use his name to post comments.
2004-01-15 08:23:28 PM
2 votes:

I always thought mine was pretty self explanatory.

Long, yes, and boring.....but certainly unambiguous.

2004-01-15 07:33:07 PM
2 votes:
(Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL with French Stewart, Burt Reynolds, and Sean Connery)
Alex Trebeck: Let's start with French Stewart, who is grinning like an idiot. Look pretty sure of yourself...think you've got the right answer.
French Stewart: Yes I'm pretty sure of it, Alex.
Alex: Well, all you had to do was write down a number, and you wrote..."threeve"...a combination of three and five. Simply stunning. And you wagered...TEXAS WITH A DOLLARSIGN in front of it. I'm speechless.
French: No I did not get the answers from anyone else, it all came from Mr. Stewart's noggin up here.

/obvious
2004-01-15 07:28:10 PM
2 votes:
Because fark had everything else.

Not that anyone is still reading this.
2004-01-15 06:58:20 PM
2 votes:
A boss of mine used to use the term on a daily basis, because he had sex on the mind. Here's two pics of a hogan, and you'll get the idea:

2004-01-15 06:51:07 PM
2 votes:
kudos to Steve Martin and Bill Murray on SNL
2004-01-15 06:40:51 PM
2 votes:
I gotta add voting to that one.

I'm the savior of all cheese eaters.

Sacrilege tastes better when covered in cheddar®.
2004-01-15 06:34:13 PM
2 votes:
"Duck Butter" is what sometimes forms over a woman's private parts.
DUKW is my 1945 2 1/2 ton amphibious personnel carrier(pronounced "duck").
When, I bought the amphibian, my friends thought it would be hilarious if
I named it "DUKW Butter" so....
2004-01-15 06:32:55 PM
2 votes:
My occupation and my passion put together

Yes I'm a professional Bong who enjoys cultivating the land
2004-01-15 06:27:24 PM
2 votes:
LincolnLogolas = Lincoln Logs + Legolas. Hurr hurr hurr.

Yeah, I couldn't sleep for the incessant laughter, either.
2004-01-15 06:24:35 PM
2 votes:
I like and my name is
You figure it out.

Goddamn voting.
2004-01-15 06:21:24 PM
2 votes:
2004-01-15 06:14:03 PM Stormneedle


I want to drag PBSaurus in here bodily and make him talk. *raises pitchfork*
Who's with me!!!



I'm in here but you know the rules. It must be guessed. Because I'm a GoGos song or something like that.
2004-01-15 06:19:06 PM
2 votes:
I think mine should be obvious.

If not, no matter what your age, you need to do some research on
70's/80's slapstick.
2004-01-15 06:15:43 PM
2 votes:
it's Drews password to all his online banking accounts...

- actually this is why (I founded and run the org)

ps. we are helping build homes in Bam, Iran and developing a mobile health clinic to combat AIDS in Africa at the moment and yes we take donations.
2004-01-15 06:12:28 PM
2 votes:
Sometime after the blunt I smoked and that 6th shot of 151, chocolate covered bacon actually sounded... edible.
2004-01-15 06:11:01 PM
2 votes:
I need lots of it after a boobies link.
2004-01-15 06:09:21 PM
2 votes:
Rindred is a named I tossed off for a magic-user character I was playing in a D&D game. I liked it so much, I recycled it every time I played an M-U and got stuck for a name.
2004-01-15 06:04:29 PM
2 votes:
Well, it's my online pen-name for the Webcomic that I make(NSFW). So I decided to use it for Fark too.

How I came up with the pen name Ghastly?

Well I originally started my journey into the dark and twisted world of hentai by creating Pokemon hentai. There was just something about taking a franchise as hugely popular as Pokemon was back in the 1990s and perverting the living hell out of it's clean and wholesome image.

I didn't want to use my IRL nickname/stagename for any of the hentai works I was creating (started with lemons and then tried my hand at drawing... really, really, really sucked big-time at drawing back then. Suck somewhat less now). My first lemon was a very graphic dark-fantasy piece with lots of BDSM/NC thrown in. It was pretty ghastly stuff. Then I realized there was a pokemon called "Gastly" (no "h") and since my work was pretty ghastly I should work under the pen-name "Ghastly" (with the added "h" standing for "hentai").

I soon grew tired of writing lemons and drawing pictures of a crossdressing James (Team Rocket) being buggered senseless by a dominatrix Jessie (Team Rocket) and I had also been introduced to a very famous webcomic called "The Thin H Line" which is now known as Sexy Losers(NSFW). I did a guest strip for Hard and that started my love of comicing. I then created my own webcomic, inspired by a strip on Sexy Losers involving a tentacle monster and kept my old hentai pen-name for the comic.

Internet celebritiship soon followed (it's so easy to become an internet celebrity, but saddly it amounts to SFA in the real world) and I started using Ghastly as my name for all my online endeavours. Wil Wheaton sent me an e-mail after I captioned some of the photos he used to have up in his photo gallery and told me about this wonderful place called "Fark" where they actually have caption competitions and told me I should check it out if I wasn't already a member. So I followed the link to Fark and here I am, the farker known as Ghastly.
2004-01-15 06:03:11 PM
2 votes:
Everyone else's names seemed very random, and I didn't want to rock the boat, so....
2004-01-15 06:02:15 PM
2 votes:
It's Jughead's real name from Archie Comics. The P stands for Pendleton. My wife called me Jughead when we were first dating,because I'm a tall,skinny guy who was always eating...When I first signed up at Fark,Jughead was already taken. So I used his real name.
2004-01-15 06:00:30 PM
2 votes:
Wacka Wacka
2004-01-15 06:00:07 PM
2 votes:
An oxymoron, and a nod to our limited knowledge. Or, another way of asking, "Does god have a god?" Or, another way of saying, "People that believe in God are living in La-La Land."
2004-01-15 05:59:52 PM
2 votes:
Trying to spell my name (mark) backwords when I was drunk.
2004-01-15 05:57:18 PM
2 votes:
well, I'm comment 400 and some, so no-one will actually read this, but here goes:
Crisco Disco
1. I like to cook.
2. I like kitsch.
3. I'm gay.

easy enough, right?
2004-01-15 05:57:00 PM
2 votes:
With voting this time......I hope
2004-01-15 05:56:14 PM
2 votes:
I have red hair... and the drapes match the carpet too.
2004-01-15 05:56:08 PM
2 votes:
Other than being a cheap, P.S.A, my name was spawned from a Led Zeppelin movie (the song remains the same), in it there is this shot of this girls with this on:


...thought it was catchy
2004-01-15 05:53:22 PM
2 votes:
My name is Bob and I am usually the devil's advocate.

Not only that but I work with some very fundemental Christians, my wife's family is Christian and I live in a town that has more churches than restaurants; my goal is to piss them off.
2004-01-15 05:52:55 PM
2 votes:
Mah Sack is burnin'
2004-01-15 05:52:51 PM
2 votes:
"Fata Morgana, also known as Morgan le Fay, was a fairy enchantress skilled in the art of changing shape. In one traditional story she was King Arthur's sister and learned many of her skills from Merlin the Magician.

A special type of complex mirage, one that sometimes gives the impression of a castle half in the air and half in the sea, is named after Fata Morgana. She was known to live in a marvelous castle under the sea. Sometimes the enchantress made this castle appear reflected up in the air, causing seamen who mistook it for a safe harbor to be lured to their deaths.

The fate morgana mirage is one that can occur only where there are alternating warm and cold layers of air near the ground or water surface. Instead of traveling straight through these layers, light is bent towards the colder, hence denser, air. The result can be a rather complicated light path and a strange image of a distant object. A fate morgana actually is a superposition of several images of one object. Typically one image is upright more or less above two inverted images that may be mingled together. The images may undergo rapid changes as the air layers move slightly up and down relative to the observer. "

http://www.gi.alaska.edu/ScienceForum/ASF2/261.html
2004-01-15 05:51:04 PM
2 votes:
"The ironing is delicious."
2004-01-15 05:49:19 PM
2 votes:
As a teenager, I worked for my brother-in-law on a farm. I had a knack for accidentally breaking the most unbreakable of things. He thought that by inferring I was of Polish descent by putting "-ski" at the end of my name, it might shame me into be more careful with his tools, and thus cut down on his replacement expenses. It didn't work, but the family nick stuck and eventually devolved into just "Ski". As the years advanced, I added the "Tronix" on the end to have it become the universal fictitious company name that I would not, and probably never will operate. You know, 'cause everything sounds cooler with "Tronix" on the end. Gives it that modern, cutting edge sound. Much like putting "2000" at the end of your product name used to be all the rage...until we passed that year and everything was still just as crappy as it ever was.

Now that I've bored everyone to tears, please continue. I missed this the last time around and must confess that there are more than a few login names about which I've been curious.
2004-01-15 05:48:30 PM
2 votes:
Behold! I am the future of traffic reporting! A vote for me is a vote to make I-285 a Mad Max style arena of motorized chaos!
2004-01-15 05:47:02 PM
2 votes:
Similar to NoAssemblyReqd's story:

It was on a box in front of me when I was sitting here trying to think of a login name.

Only mine was a box of fireworks and the original phrase was "safe and sane". Replacing "and sane" with "insane" seemed a little different.
2004-01-15 05:46:44 PM
2 votes:
I believe my name is self explanitory.
2004-01-15 05:46:26 PM
2 votes:
I'm a monkey on a pogo stick
2004-01-15 05:46:14 PM
2 votes:
There's a chat room that I go into, and there was a stretch where the room was being overrun by RPGers (despite the fact that they had their own room). A couple of us decided that turnabout was fair play, so we went in and tooled with the RPGers. I had this long-ass listing of strength and 'magjyck' and all that crap (Wizardry: Sure plays a mean pinball). My major skill was the ability to make a bacon cheeseburger with nothing more than a cow, a pig, and a light saber.
2004-01-15 05:43:53 PM
2 votes:
Because LetsGoDuke just sounds wrong.
2004-01-15 05:43:41 PM
2 votes:
My last name::I am still young (25)::The Answer.
2004-01-15 05:43:38 PM
2 votes:
My real name is Mark... for some reason some girl started calling me Markey about 10 years ago, just for the hell of it, I decided to spell it Marquis, which in turn morphed into "The Marquis de Salad." That later shortened into just "the marquis."

Then one day I googled "the marquis" and found a site dedicated to snuff pr0n. Not wanting to be associated with such a thing I choped off the "uis" leaving me with just my orginal name plus a "the" and a "q."

That's a pretty long story, and I'm sure no one read it.
2004-01-15 05:43:24 PM
2 votes:
I created this login to make fun of attention whores.
2004-01-15 05:42:53 PM
2 votes:
It's another name for a piece of feces ( the color and the act )
2004-01-15 05:42:09 PM
2 votes:
One should always have aspirations, and what better place to practice than here?

(Though I don't post very often.)

A vote for me will (probably) be taken as encouragement.
2004-01-15 05:40:18 PM
2 votes:
Yeah, generally nothing I ever say is noticed by anyone. Most of the time it is random babble anyway so...

yay pointless voting!
2004-01-15 05:37:28 PM
2 votes:
Grog
Pronunciation: 'grg
Function: noun
Etymology: Old Grog, nickname of Edward Vernon died 1757 English admiral responsible for diluting the sailors' rum
Date: 1770
1 : alcoholic liquor; especially : liquor (as rum) cut with water and now often served hot with lemon juice and sugar sometimes added
2 : refractory materials (as crushed pottery and firebricks) used in the manufacture of refractory products (as crucibles) to reduce shrinkage in drying and firing


En

Pronunciation: 'en
Function: noun
Date: 1792
1 : the width of a piece of type half the width of an em
2 : the letter n


Trog Short for troglodyte
Pronunciation: 'tr-gl&-"dIt
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin troglodytae, plural, from Greek trOglodytai, from trOglE hole, cave (akin to Greek trOgein to gnaw, Armenian aracem I lead to pasture, graze) + dyein to enter
Date: 1558
1 : a member of a primitive people dwelling in caves
2 : a person resembling a troglodyte (as in reclusive habits or outmoded or reactionary attitudes)
2004-01-15 05:36:19 PM
2 votes:
My roommate and I were in the computer lab getting ready to make the giant leap into yahoo chat (this was about 5 years ago) and we couldn't think of names. He came up with the bright idea of making up some cool porno names, and there you have it, Peter Stickums was born. That name was involved in a lot of adventures (geez I should write a book) but I like his better (Raw Mahoney). Also, like RoboPirate I am an avid XBOX Live gamer, but I had to go with my old Gamespy name, The Penetrator. It's pretty classy too.
2004-01-15 05:35:47 PM
2 votes:
damn... it's been so long i don't even remember
JPN
2004-01-15 05:33:40 PM
2 votes:
none really. i just keep changin after successive banninations...
2004-01-15 05:33:23 PM
2 votes:
My hair sucks.
2004-01-15 05:32:26 PM
2 votes:
Inspired while Farking and watching an episode of The Power Puff Girls.

/WTF are we voting?
2004-01-15 05:31:19 PM
2 votes:
I am drummer and aerospace/mechanical engineer. Fear me or I break your ear drums and blow your dog.


up with a rocket.
2004-01-15 05:31:05 PM
2 votes:
It's my confirmation name.
2004-01-15 05:30:29 PM
2 votes:
Forked is a chess term. It is what happens if you threaten two or more pieces at once. Like they have to choose whether they would rather lose a queen or rook. I have been playing online chess at various sites as "forked" for seven years now. So, when I came to fark, I was just too lazy to think of another name and it kind of went with fark anyway.
2004-01-15 05:29:37 PM
2 votes:

Mine's easy. Lenny is my pet African pygmy hedgehog -- see http://home.gci.net/~entropy/ ....

And the thirty or forty attempts I'd made beforehand were all taken....

2004-01-15 05:29:29 PM
2 votes:
*lurk*
2004-01-15 05:28:58 PM
2 votes:
I was in the middle of reading this book and looking on Fark at the same time and I became one with everything.

Buddah, wickedpissahbuddah, and Mahatma were all taken.
2004-01-15 05:28:36 PM
2 votes:
Lot's of = Cream Of Some Young Guy
2004-01-15 05:27:36 PM
2 votes:
It's a REALLY old God complex...

http://www.abu.nb.ca/Courses/GrPhil/PhilRel/Aristotle.htm
2004-01-15 05:27:34 PM
2 votes:
I was talking to somebody about going to the beach and getting a sunburn -- the ground was currently covered in snow. So I said snowburnt instead...I was buzzing pretty high on caffine and alcohol at the time, but I managed to remember it and maybe it was the alcohol making it sound much less like a fat ugly girl
2004-01-15 05:27:17 PM
2 votes:
You must mean, "What's the story behind your multiple login names". Story behind my name ? A long time ago, in a thread far far away, when my login name was Slayerswine ...
2004-01-15 05:24:00 PM
2 votes:
I like generally confusing people
2004-01-15 04:36:17 PM
2 votes:
Motorcycle fanatic.
2004-01-15 03:40:13 PM
2 votes:
Mine is the word, "slainte" (which is Gaelic toast meaning 'good health') surrounded by my initials.

Or, as someone once asked me, it could mean: DSL ain't ec.
2004-01-15 03:28:18 PM
2 votes:
guess... I'll give a cookie to the first person who gets it right.


Oh and tomlennon wow, someone who actually remembers The State, most people just look at me all glassy eyed when I even mention them.
2004-01-15 03:27:25 PM
2 votes:
I likes the pic-a-nic baskets.

And voting, for some strange reason.
2004-01-15 03:16:02 PM
2 votes:
First off, it wasn't that long ago that this was done.

I like to read. I read the book when I was 15 and made it my Prodigy (or P*) chat name. Now that I'm 24 emulating a 16 yr old protagonist isn't quite as cool, but I've had the name for too long.
2004-01-15 03:08:52 PM
2 votes:
I think I'm going to have to put a new field in my profile, entitled "What my nick means".

I'm in PR. We're sometimes called "spin doctors". Hence my nick.

Hellifiknow what the voting is for...
2004-02-05 11:02:02 PM
1 votes:
'Cause baby got BACK
2004-01-22 05:58:50 PM
1 votes:
I've been married for 32 years. What else would my login be?
2004-01-16 12:16:29 PM
1 votes:
A kerambit is a type of forward curved knife from indonesia. It's based on the shape of a tiger's claw and can do wicked damage in a fight.
2004-01-16 11:03:49 AM
1 votes:
People are still posting, and I can't lurk forever, so I'll just add that my name is one of Paul McCartney's many aliases. The one he used when he produced "I'm the Urban Spaceman" by the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band. The fact that I was so excited it wasn't taken shows how much I respect the genius that is Sir James Paul McCartney. Or "Emcee Paul," as I've been known to refer to him.
2004-01-16 10:45:59 AM
1 votes:
Name of a super computer - Cray XMP
2004-01-16 10:36:24 AM
1 votes:
I'm no longer a Super Hero, But I play one on tv next week.
2004-01-16 09:38:03 AM
1 votes:
Fnord.
Hail Eris!
2004-01-16 09:33:24 AM
1 votes:
I wish people would bob on this dick...
2004-01-16 09:29:51 AM
1 votes:
The love of my life.....

'Nuff said...
2004-01-16 09:17:21 AM
1 votes:
Part of my last name and my high school football number.
2004-01-16 09:12:19 AM
1 votes:
I pitch for the North American Midget Car Racing Association softball team.
2004-01-16 04:27:06 AM
1 votes:
The Artist Formerly Known As

I change my nick a lot. This is a tongue in cheek way of acknowleging that. (long before i realised that Mr lovesymbol was using the same acronym, btw)

plus, yeah, i'm an art geek.

there, i'm out. humiliate me. better yet, grab the insulin and go look at my comic.



http://dragonslife.keenspace.com

now with voting enabled.
2004-01-16 02:24:21 AM
1 votes:
I never even saw the show Dr. Who

But my real name is Tom Baker.
Seemed appropriate.

BUT-

On most other forums I use DOLPHINOVERLORD (since 9 times out of 10 Dr. Who is taken). This name came from a 9 page email I sent from an email account of the same name to a website which suggested that dolphins were biding their time and planned to take over the world. I told them I was the commander of a dolphin army and the end would come for the race of man. I was expecting a harsh reply, unfortunately I didn't get one.
2004-01-16 02:16:57 AM
1 votes:
In Wayne's World there's some scene where they are ordering Thai or Chinese take-out (don't remember which). Wayne orders "Cream of some young guy", pronounces it as it were a Thai dish. Not very funny now. It just popped in my head. Oh well, whatever.
2004-01-16 02:16:45 AM
1 votes:
I was feeling pretty ignored, and it seemed fitting at the time. Of course, I was drunk, too.
2004-01-15 11:32:42 PM
1 votes:
Because I don't believe in the democratic process.
2004-01-15 10:54:20 PM
1 votes:
Took an art class last semester as an elective and made a half-assed attempt at DaVinci's "The Last Supper" by gluing macaroni pieces onto a mat-board. It looked like crap and someone in the class commented "If Leonardo could see that he would be spinning in his grave!" Hence the name...
2004-01-15 10:54:19 PM
1 votes:
I lost my password and there's no way to get it back. Heck now I don't even remember what my old login name was
2004-01-15 10:42:02 PM
1 votes:
I finally got aggravated enough with moronic, flame-baiting trolls to register and beat some damn sense into them.
2004-01-15 10:33:55 PM
1 votes:
I'd like to be the meat in between two girls in a...
2004-01-15 10:26:55 PM
1 votes:
I submitted this with a funnier headline.
2004-01-15 10:21:25 PM
1 votes:
(my real name is sara)

a long time ago, i was watching the Animaniacs cartoon and in that episode, wakko ate so many meatballs that he died and Death came to take him away to hell. wakko then proceeded to bug the hell out of Death and make him play board games and hang out and be like father-and-son with him. at one point, wakko says to Death, "hey can i call you dad? can i call you daddy? can i call you dadooo?" and i thought it was amusing. so i repeated to MY father, "hey can i call you dadooo?" and he said "okay, if i can call you sarooo"

both names stuck.
2004-01-15 10:20:37 PM
1 votes:
Well,

I'll chime in.

We used to make movies in high school. One of the characters in our movies was SchlingFo, master of SchlongFu. Basically, all of his moves involved castrating his opponent.

I'm fairly sure plenty of people got hit in the nuts making these movies.
2004-01-15 09:59:55 PM
1 votes:
As a farkette, it kind of speaks for itself.
2004-01-15 09:51:15 PM
1 votes:
The SAT board spelled "donald" wrong when I was in high school, I got the admission slip for the test, and it was addressed to "dodald".


/boring
2004-01-15 09:49:52 PM
1 votes:
When I was graduating from high school they gave me a sheet and asked me to print my name exactly how I wanted it on my diploma. I thought about all the other times my name has been misspelled by the school before as either "Garret" or "Garett" or even "Garet" so I decided my name needed more t's. That way no one would ever get it right. and when they ask how to spell my name I can say "two r's and 3 t's" and everyone who asks such a question gives me the greatest dumbfounded faces that they could ever display.
2004-01-15 09:38:37 PM
1 votes:
It's a shortened version of my job title.

Lab manager. I know, how original. I did think of it while I was at work, though, so that should be worth something, right?
2004-01-15 09:33:30 PM
1 votes:
my real name starts with 'P'...my nickname is sweetpea. I decided to give it a twist. Like my vodka rocks.
And I'm late to the game as usual. My other nickname is tailend Phyllis.
2004-01-15 09:28:43 PM
1 votes:
2004-01-15 09:28:14 PM
1 votes:
two interesting dudes
2004-01-15 09:23:39 PM
1 votes:
Me + Alcohol + Scissors + A Girl in a Bikini top......
2004-01-15 09:22:28 PM
1 votes:
/no one will read this

Odin lives in my basement. And if Odin says "I need a posse" you become a posse, or you get hurt. At least he pays rent on time.

/no one will read this
GBB
2004-01-15 08:50:34 PM
1 votes:
-Grand Ba$tard B-
2004-01-15 08:38:36 PM
1 votes:
Mine was my job. At the time I was the tire specialist on the Roush 99 truck of Kurt/Kyle Busch and Greg Biffle in 2001. I now work on the 14 truck of Rick Crawford.
2004-01-15 08:37:17 PM
1 votes:
I'm a little clumsy.
2004-01-15 08:35:26 PM
1 votes:



This one is better.
2004-01-15 08:24:16 PM
1 votes:
I has having sex with a goat, and someone walked in on us. This was the sound he made while he was throwing up.
2004-01-15 08:23:48 PM
1 votes:
It's what I was thinking when asked for a name. Creative with names I am not.
2004-01-15 08:21:21 PM
1 votes:
Dont know if anybody is reading this - but sound out the word neapoi - and you get the greek equivilent of "Giagantic Boobie" - in the sense of ninny - not breast.. but hey. I thought it was funny years ago.
2004-01-15 08:17:52 PM
1 votes:


Duh!

-T
2004-01-15 08:17:52 PM
1 votes:
A quality light beer sold (with free home delivery and key set up) by Vermont State Troopers.
2004-01-15 08:15:30 PM
1 votes:
GUESS.........
2004-01-15 08:14:24 PM
1 votes:

I was trying to come up with some unique user names for a MUD I frequented. They let you have multiple characters, and I wanted them to be original, but still have some kind of "theme" to the names. After a little bored brainstorming, I came up with the perfect scheme: Cloth. The results?

Tweedlio
Denimum
Nylondar
Rayonic


I especially liked "Rayonic" because it is easily modifiable, while still sounding almost the same.
Rayonis, for a more medieval-ey tone.
Rayonix, to sound more sci-fi.
Etc, etc.

So there, now I'm on the record. Aren't I smooth?
2004-01-15 08:13:26 PM
1 votes:
I have this little problem distinguishing pain and pleasure. It's all perfectly healthy, though.
2004-01-15 08:12:19 PM
1 votes:
what Joel from MST3k called Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank :)
2004-01-15 08:10:36 PM
1 votes:
initials are Z.D.H. i was born in '89
2004-01-15 08:08:12 PM
1 votes:
"DeCypher" was inspired by the novel "CRYPTONOMICON" and "44" was my code when pagers were in quite a few years back.
2004-01-15 07:57:26 PM
1 votes:
My house (a former church) is called, among other things, "The Church of The Leather Midget." By one and all.
2004-01-15 07:57:18 PM
1 votes:
If anyone is still reading this and cares, I've never had a nickname and I'm not very witty. I just wanted something I could remember and since I've been dealing with it for the last two years, it's something I tend to think of easy enough. TCSurvivor = Thyroid Cancer Survivor
2004-01-15 07:53:32 PM
1 votes:
As if everyone here didn't already know that Cru Jones was the main character in one of the best movies ever made - "Rad"

/welcome to helltrack
2004-01-15 07:50:40 PM
1 votes:
In the first Tomb Raider, one of the stages was the Tomb of Qualopec. Seemed like a cool name and it wasn't taken, and no one gets the reference, so I get to feel all superior about my geeky videogame trivia knowledge.
2004-01-15 07:50:38 PM
1 votes:
Chewbacca simply because Chewbacca is the Alpha
Wookie and one of the finest non-speaking roles in the
history of film.

And as for the Jones my friends thought it was from
Indiana Jones but it is actually from those blaxploitation
movies in the 1970s. The Character with the last name of
Jones was always the baddest mutherfarker in the show
(Black Belt Jones, Cleopatra Jones) And All I can picture
is Chewbacca walking down the street with a pimp cane and
a big wookie afro...that would be farkin cool.

A vote for me is a vote for Huggy Bear the Wookie.
2004-01-15 07:47:45 PM
1 votes:
I had just got into one of those heavy relationships where you call each other constantly in the hope she will put out. I stupidly didn't check to see if she was on the same network and managed to rack up 691.00 worth of mobile (cell) phone bills in 7 weeks. I was consequently forced to live on Asda own brand soup for 2 months while I paid the bill off.

The name comes from a character from the BBC series The Clangers .

I am male even though the SoupDragon is female, and no the girl never put out =(
2004-01-15 07:44:38 PM
1 votes:
Somebody already had my first initial and last name. I can't stand having a bunch of numbers after my name; it looks too anonymous. This was all I could think of, and being so disorganized, I stuck with it rather than try to remember a bunch of names and passwords. No problem, though. No one cares enough about me to bother to use the name I have now. I don't even get spam addressed to me.
2004-01-15 07:38:53 PM
1 votes:
First name Alex, last name Quigley. aquigley was the default username given to me by the University of Illinois for my email...so, anyway, that's the worst story ever.

Vote for me if you're stupid enough to go to www.lemonparty.org! (NSFW or anything. Seriously. And you have to vote if you're dumb enough to go there.)
2004-01-15 07:38:37 PM
1 votes:
Because I forgot the damn password to my other Fark account, which is my usual net name. (it was a nice low number, too!)

And I don't function at all before noon, so in the morning you might say I 'woke up dead'.

Meh.
2004-01-15 07:32:32 PM
1 votes:
2 of my favorite movie characters combined
2004-01-15 07:30:38 PM
1 votes:
My mom wanted me to be a gynocologist, but every time the subject came up, I couldn't avoid feeling proud of how big my penis is, and knowing that looking up the private parts of strange women would surely lead to it coming out of my pants. I knew that profession wasn't for me, but the nick-name stuck. It's been an alias ever since.
2004-01-15 07:26:22 PM
1 votes:
Wanted to test how far my snail mail junk mail would go if I signed up for a couple of magazines. Used the name 'Weezbo Logan'.
I got a lot of junk mail in that name.
2004-01-15 07:25:47 PM
1 votes:
*woosh*
2004-01-15 07:23:16 PM
1 votes:
"Mister Morden" was one of the villains on Babylon 5, and one of my favorite fictitious characters. He was so awesome he could just walk around Babylon 5 and sow the seeds of galactic war, but no one could pin anything on him. Sheridan even tossed him in the brig but had to let him go.
2004-01-15 07:14:58 PM
1 votes:
Our therapist has named us Frank, he says we should stop speaking to us.
2004-01-15 07:09:56 PM
1 votes:
From 2 sources, one highbrow, one not.

1) From Nietzsche in Beyond Good & Evil-"Not by wrath but by laughter do we slay. Come! Let us slay the spirit of gravity!

2) From the song "Jimmy Tomorrow" by the Waitresses, one of my favorite 80s new wave bands. 'Found a cure for gravity yet?' goes part of the refrain.
lmb
2004-01-15 07:04:15 PM
1 votes:
lmb is my motto: LICK MY BALLS. If you don't agree with me, just LMB, baby!
2004-01-15 07:03:25 PM
1 votes:
"Higher than Hell"

Although I'm not a stoner, man!
I haven't even seen a doobie since the 1990's, much less flamed one, man!!

I sure wouldn't mind seeing some, man.
2004-01-15 06:59:41 PM
1 votes:
Well, it goes a little something like this. Perspective. I've always realized that we on Earth are infinitely small and unimportant in the Universe. Not to say we are unimportant on Earth, but in the Universe. However, even on Earth, the individual is miniscule. Yet, we think of ourselves, especially individually, as being awfully important. But the guy right next door to you probably doesn't know your name or even give a rat's ass.

Now, what else is so miniscule yet so powerful? What ultra small (by even our standards) thing can cause widespread change? A microbe. At once miniscule beyond notice, too small to be percieved, yet has the power to cause plague, widespread death, or even to cure disease. Especially in large numbers the power of microbes is overwhelming to even the largest. Nothing can withstand the force of nature exhibited by the smallest of all creatures.

Yet, the microbe is irrelevant. Unnoticed. Miniscule, until compared to an atom, or a bacteria. What then does size mean (I hear a joke coming on)? But seriously, is there such a thing as size? is there any difference, relatively, in a human's size as compared to a bacteria when compared to a Galaxy 100,000 light years across? Or is there only perspective? And if there is only perspective, how does that effect travel over large distances? If space goes infinitely outward (larger) from a point of reference, it must also go infinitely inward (smaller), or it is not truly infinite.

NM, I could go on forever, spacially trippin. Yet, it is simply a microbe's mind typing on a microbe's computer.
2004-01-15 06:58:59 PM
1 votes:
My fraternity "mug name" that concatenated my musical tastes (Nitzer Ebb at the time) and...

...boobies.
2004-01-15 06:58:29 PM
1 votes:
Ramen was taken.
2004-01-15 06:53:08 PM
1 votes:
Oddly enough, my name is Sdraw Kcab Emanym, so it just kinda worked out.
2004-01-15 06:52:27 PM
1 votes:
A fruitbowl is a maneuver performed using certain parts of the male anatomy as seen from a different angle than one would normally expect to see them. Some suggest the result resembles a bowl of fruit. Whenever confronted with a fruitbowl in the past I have made an effort to redirect my eyes as quickly as possible. Therefore, I cannot confirm the resemblance. My roommate in college and I thought it would be funny to make fruitbowl our tag in an online game we were playing (DOD)(circa 2001). It has stuck ever since.


Oh yeah, 37 is from Clerks.

2004-01-15 06:51:15 PM
1 votes:
I'm a pothead.

right?
2004-01-15 06:50:09 PM
1 votes:


Mine is the name of an album from the Australian group Severed Heads.

www.sevcom.com - now with voting goodness and pic!
2004-01-15 06:48:25 PM
1 votes:
Voting for the above...
2004-01-15 06:48:20 PM
1 votes:
I named myself after the end boss of Final Fantasy Tactics, NOT THE NISSAN! God, I didn't even know there WAS a Nissan Altima till a month after I started using the screen name and people said "You killed my brother" and "Your cornering sucks."
2004-01-15 06:45:55 PM
1 votes:
A slightly shortened version of the name of one of my favorite bands when I lived in Arizona.

Also a yahoo email addy for me.

/no life
2004-01-15 06:34:37 PM
1 votes:
Had this name since I started college 20+ years ago, majoring in law. My name is Susan. Just kind of fit.
2004-01-15 06:32:19 PM
1 votes:
Oh Great Spirit
Of the Indian People
Hear my words....
I was thrown out of the tribe because I believed in the following: "By all odds, earliest man, so naked to the elements and to deadly enemies, should have existed in a state of constant shock. We find him instead the only lighthearted being in a deadly serious universe. He alone, with childish carelessness, tinkered and played, and exerted himself more in the pursuit of superfluities than of necessities. Yet the tinkering and playing, and the fascination with the nonessential, were a chief source of the inventiveness which enabled man to prevail over better-equipped and more-purposeful animals."
2004-01-15 06:27:07 PM
1 votes:
I love hot food. I laugh at what most resaurants call "hot wings". I'm slowly working my way up the scoville chart, but I'm too poor to buy some of the hottest pepper extracts. If you don't break out into a full body sweat with your eyes tearing from the burn it's not hot.
2004-01-15 06:26:52 PM
1 votes:
stupid name from a stupid story I wrote when I was a teenager that somehow became my default log in name.

not very interesting huh
2004-01-15 06:26:51 PM
1 votes:
um, yeah, its 4:20
2004-01-15 06:26:49 PM
1 votes:
well i used to live in montana, and i hate it. it smelled. like cows. i now live in spokane, wa; where we have mad cow disease. i feel like those damn creatures are running my life.
2004-01-15 06:26:04 PM
1 votes:
Chez Quis Maitre'd : Hello may I help you?
Ferris : You can sure as hell try. Hi, I'm Abe Fromen, party of 3 for 12.
Ferris : Is there a problem?
Chez Quis Maitre'd : You're Abe Fromen? The Sausage King of Chicago.
Ferris : Ya, that's me.
Chez Quis Maitre'd : Listen young man, entrenuer, I'm very busy here. Why don't you take the kids and go back to the clubhouse.
Ferris : Are you suggesting that I'm not who I say I am?
Chez Quis Maitre'd : I'm suggesting you leave before I have to get snooty!
Ferris : Snooty?
Chez Quis Maitre'd : Snotty!
Ferris : Snooty!
Cam : Okay Abe, let's go.

--Best Movie Ever
2004-01-15 06:25:27 PM
1 votes:
Because Alex Trebek will rue the day he crossed me. By the way, I'll take "The Rapist" for $200 please.
2004-01-15 06:24:34 PM
1 votes:
I POOP ON U:

this one time at band camp...
2004-01-15 06:24:02 PM
1 votes:
Well, I told one of my friends that this would be my name if I were to go into hip-hop, as homage to Biggie Smalls (Notorious B.I.G.), while recognizing my Eye-talian heritage.
2004-01-15 06:22:10 PM
1 votes:
My name is Gus. I'm fat. Kinda like a certain mouse from a certain movie.
2004-01-15 06:21:17 PM
1 votes:
From Izzard's Glorious. God I love that man.

Now with voting in a room with a view of hell!
/pond of death
/staircase of Satan
2004-01-15 06:20:04 PM
1 votes:
virwulf = vir (man in latin) + wulf (wolf in old english).
As to why, I like wolves, I like to howl at the moon, bark and growl.
And before anyone asks, I have a paper certifying that I am sane...or was that certifiably insane...I keep forgetting
2004-01-15 06:19:54 PM
1 votes:
Type "Stately, plump Buck Mulligan" into google.
Or click or cut/paste this: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=%22Stately%2C+plump+Buc k+Mulligan%22&btnG=Google+Search
2004-01-15 06:18:06 PM
1 votes:
A fruitbowl is a maneuver performed using certain parts of the male anatomy as seen from a different angle than one would normally expect to see them. Some suggest the result resembles a bowl of fruit. Whenever confronted with a fruitbowl in the past I have made an effort to redirect my eyes as quickly as possible. Therefore, I cannot confirm the resemblance. My roommate in college and I thought it would be funny to make fruitbowl our tag in an online game we were playing (DOD)(circa 2001). It has stuck ever since.


Oh yeah, 37 is from Clerks.
2004-01-15 06:18:04 PM
1 votes:
I got mine by riding a motorcycle in thirty degree weather, drunk, nude, and with a cop behind me. (farkin tequila!!!)



Didn't get a ticket either...


He was laughing too much ,,,,, They tell me.
2004-01-15 06:15:28 PM
1 votes:
Bill Wick (aka: Willy Wicked, Bill Wickler, Will B Wicked and Miguel Sanchez) was the first one to tell me about Fark.

Now I'm hooked and he's just a part time lurker.

Thanks, Bill (if you're lurking)
2004-01-15 06:14:22 PM
1 votes:
2004-01-15 06:12:43 PM
1 votes:
Mitch Mitchell is one of these guys. Can you guess which one?
2004-01-15 06:10:21 PM
1 votes:
I'm a strawberry blonde :)
2004-01-15 06:10:08 PM
1 votes:
My name is Habib and I'm from West Virginia.
2004-01-15 06:09:27 PM
1 votes:
I was drinking alot of beer, when I first found Fark. I thought it was exclusively a photoshop site and I just thought it would look cool. If I had to do it over, it would be a single, lower case letter. Oh, and it's my name, if you're cross eyed, and dyslexic.
2004-01-15 06:03:52 PM
1 votes:
latin.. "ex" = out of, by way of
"facior" = to sacrfice
2004-01-15 06:03:19 PM
1 votes:
I have a really, really big johnson, and it's done its damage to many ladies.
2004-01-15 06:03:04 PM
1 votes:
Reveille refers to a a band from the Boston area that was excellent. Unfortunately, they broke up in the past year :[
2004-01-15 06:02:46 PM
1 votes:
One day I got tired of lurking and wanted to post. Problem was, I couldn't think of anything. So I stole my fark name from the last name of my favorite baseball player, Albert Pujols. And I'm a St. Louis Cardinals freak. And it wasn't taken. How lame...
2004-01-15 06:02:40 PM
1 votes:
Long and kinda lame, but it worked for a good login/screen name:

back in the day in my town mcdonalds opened up and hired a number of the local youth. i was not among those hired, though a number of my friends were. true to form, the managment were cool for quite a while but a short time after the restaurant actually opened they became typical managers and began pitting the employees against each other to encourage healthy competition. well, part of this "encouragement" was the presentation of promotions to the sycophants - complete with $0.10 per hour raises and so my friends, not being the suckup types, didn't end up getting promoted to the position of "junior crew trainer." one of the important things to note about this position wasn't the superior pay, rather, but the total and complete power over those who had not been promoted. if there's one thing i've learned in life, it's that you don't give 16 year olds power and authority over other 16 year olds. needless to say, the people they promoted weren't exactly leaders, but rather asshats, and treated everyone accordingly. so, in retalliation, my friends formed an organization not unlike a union - Self Appointed Junior Crew Trainers - designed and founded expressly for the purpose of subverting and destroying mcdonalds and/or your respective asshat employer.

oh, and there were 68 others taken on IMer before i got there. . .wierd. . .
2004-01-15 06:02:28 PM
1 votes:
I've never been a morning person, but I'm 10x better about mornings now than I was when I was in elementry school. My mom was a 911 dispatcher who often worked strange hours, so I was always getting up at strange times in the morning and I HATED it.

Also, when I was younger, I usually slept in my socks to keep my feet warm.

One morning, when I was maybe 10 or 11, I started the shower and climbed in with my socks on. I knew something wasn't right, but in my grogginess it took me a few minutes to realize what I had done.

Not an interesting story, really, but I think the incident is a pretty good reflection of my life.

Also, I'm terrible at coming up with screennames. It's too much pressure.
2004-01-15 05:56:47 PM
1 votes:
got bored....got pissed(drunk)...got stoned...woke up with this name tatooed across my stomach

Now where did I leave my keys ?
2004-01-15 05:56:01 PM
1 votes:
My name: CHIrag MEhta

Made it up in 5th grade. Use it everywhere now. Including my software/web-design firm. Business is good.
2004-01-15 05:55:35 PM
1 votes:
#
2004-01-15 05:53:34 PM
1 votes:
its my first and last name. i got tired of thinking up clever things, and didn't want like "ben65431354654" as a user name.
2004-01-15 05:52:49 PM
1 votes:
It describes my inate ability to see through and rip through (like a chainsaw) the false fronts that insecure people put up to protect their ego/image/self-esteem, and determine who the person really is behind the facade.
2004-01-15 05:52:20 PM
1 votes:
My usual nick is Trainz, but was already taken (hell if I know why somebody would pick that). Then I went for my online multi-player nick, but it was ALSO taken. I added 69 in front of it. I know, obvious.

By the way, it's knot Killroy from the Styx album, but the historical Killroy, during some war. After a village was totally devastated but someone (s) that nobody ever could figure out who it was, sometimes it was written on huts "Killroy was here".

You heard it here first.
2004-01-15 05:51:17 PM
1 votes:
Good Ol' Lots Of Girth
/ yeah that's what she said
2004-01-15 05:50:52 PM
1 votes:
Ponte chango is an obscure Mexican expression. It translates roughly as "wake up!" or "watch out!". Chango also translates as "monkey". Hence the warning in my bio.
2004-01-15 05:50:12 PM
1 votes:
A third grade teached penned a bowtie and a smile on a Rambo trading card and scratched out the R. It is a play on my name and it has stuck. awwwwwwwwww.
2004-01-15 05:49:13 PM
1 votes:
because if I was ET's toe people would think I was talking about phoning home, and Texas Troubadour's Toe has too much alliteration.
2004-01-15 05:48:49 PM
1 votes:
It's my name... *shrug*
2004-01-15 05:48:29 PM
1 votes:
Book of Enoch, Azazyel was the angle who was blamed for the corruption of man.
2004-01-15 05:47:05 PM
1 votes:
Bender is "Hecho en Mexico" so am I. I also like to tell people to Bite my shiny metal ass, shrapnel from the war dontcha know
2004-01-15 05:45:52 PM
1 votes:
First name. Birthday
2004-01-15 05:44:46 PM
1 votes:
Just a nickname a friend of mine calls me from time to time.
2004-01-15 05:43:58 PM
1 votes:
Slow, Timed, and Rapid are the 3 different types of rounds in an NRA pistol match.

Slow = 10 shots in 10 minutes, scored very tightly because you have lots of time to aim/fire

Timed = 2 sets of 5 shots, 20 seconds per set (4 seconds per shot)

Rapid = 2 sets of 5 shots, 10 seconds per set (2 seconds per shot)
2004-01-15 05:42:44 PM
1 votes:
Retardus - So I can be a jackass..
2004-01-15 05:42:27 PM
1 votes:
Because FARK keeps my attention.
Life is fun with ADHD
2004-01-15 05:42:19 PM
1 votes:
First name = Lisa
I like to dance
My boyfriend started calling me that when Lauren Hill was big and Wyclef calls her that in their songs... love that Lauren Hill.
2004-01-15 05:42:14 PM
1 votes:
It's after one of the bosses from Mario64 I always thought it was a funny name.
2004-01-15 05:42:04 PM
1 votes:
People call me a "Big Farkin Idiot" and I live in the south, thus BFIBubba...
2004-01-15 05:42:01 PM
1 votes:
Well, his friends call him Teddy...but he was, in fact the only guy that knew where Mr. Neutron was.

/I've got to go walkies...
2004-01-15 05:41:48 PM
1 votes:
I used to drink these large low cost bottles of malt liquor in my youth.
They were 40oz bottles and tasted like the ass of a wet dog.
Thus...40 Dog.
2004-01-15 05:41:34 PM
1 votes:
I hate all of you.

Good enough?
2004-01-15 05:40:58 PM
1 votes:
Leonard is inside joke code word for "dork".
So RagingLeonard is a raging dork.
2004-01-15 05:40:55 PM
1 votes:
My weird mother thought it up 30 years ago when she was fantasizing about owning her own realty company. She had just become a realtor and never made one sale. At least it's different.
2004-01-15 05:40:42 PM
1 votes:
It's the nickname of Erwin Rommel, a brilliant tactical genius who fought in North Africa for the Nazis. He was so good at desert combat that he actually got some use out of a couple of divisions of Italians.

He was ostensibly a Nazi, but changed allegiances with the winds, and would've likely ended up assassinating Hitler had the car he was riding in not been shot up by the british air force. He assisted in the attempt anyways, but because of a combination of his injuries and incompetence / hesitance on the part of his co-conspirators, he was caught and suicided.

So, it's the name of a Nazi war hero, with the initial of my name at the end of it. I use it in FPS games too.

I don't really know why I use it.
2004-01-15 05:40:42 PM
1 votes:
Long story here.

So, working while in college I worked for a grocery store..ended up getting "promoted" to the meat department. At my old store, some blind guy in the produce department used to call me "meat-head". So, when it came time to get an AIM nickname, I chose PhildoMeathead (another story behind the Phildo nickname, but let's just say it comes from "Phildo the Human Dildo" -- yes.) Later on, I met my current gf and love of my life. For fun (in private) she calls me "meatball", so I just put it into use here. The only other place I use this handle for is my lj. It's friends only...give up :)
2004-01-15 05:40:30 PM
1 votes:
Crazy+Bulgarian.....

wait

YOU GUESSED IT
=== CrazyBulgarian
2004-01-15 05:40:16 PM
1 votes:
I appeared on the "Ron and Fez" radio show in NYC. I needed a name for on-air. I was a bartender at TGI Fridays at the time.
2004-01-15 05:39:22 PM
1 votes:
... from the movie.

Ice Pirates, I think it was.
2004-01-15 05:38:49 PM
1 votes:
I like Judas Priest. My name is Dan. The rest was nature.
2004-01-15 05:38:01 PM
1 votes:
I'm a *huge* fan of Wallace and Gromit, a British claymation series from Nick Park (the guy who did Chicken Run). And I like Gromit over Wallace, so I picked him.

Started using the name as an on-line handle YEARS ago, and the first place I used it "Gromit" was taken, so I added the "CU" to it - I got my undergrad degree at the University of Colorado (aka CU). Rather than try and remember what sites I was just "Gromit" and what sites I was "GromitCU," I just use this everywhere since it's always unique.
2004-01-15 05:37:12 PM
1 votes:
Homage to Robert Borden, Canadian Prime Minister 1911-1920. Though he may have been from Up There, Sir Robert Laird Borden is trruly an American Hero.
2004-01-15 05:36:58 PM
1 votes:
because I am anything but a snuggly bunny...

I like guns

I kill and eat things

I work in a Library
2004-01-15 05:34:40 PM
1 votes:
Random words that sound sound funny when you stick em' together.

Afro - Spatula
2004-01-15 05:34:34 PM
1 votes:
Nikoli Bukharin was a bolshevik killed by Stalin as a contender to power after the exile of Trotsky.
The book Darkness at Noon by Arthur Koestler is supposed to be based on him.

http://www.kirjasto.sci.fi/koestler.htm



Ummm... How about I click the "VOTEING ENABLED" box this time.
2004-01-15 05:33:46 PM
1 votes:
Short for the Pointy Tail of Satan, my long time chat handle used when chatting with fundamentalist religious pylons.

I'm actually a Darwinist, but the name Pointy Tail of Darwin didn't seem to cut the mustard.
2004-01-15 05:33:01 PM
1 votes:
The State rules over all. Why is there no DVD set?

My name comes from a character I created for Second City's Conservatory in Chicago. America's "favorite" Latin American superhero. That's pretty much his only power, being Latin American. (And since there aren't any other Latin American superheroes, it makes him the favorite by default.)
2004-01-15 05:32:38 PM
1 votes:
All the clever names were taken.
2004-01-15 05:32:22 PM
1 votes:
As much as I like to tell complete crap stories that I make up off the top of my head (especially when I am called Goo and people ask me if it's a euphemism), it actually comes from the Goo Goo Dolls album "A Boy Named Goo".

My GJ writing account name (Secret Fish) has a much more amusing origin. I was playing a Japanese RPG and one of the mini games was you had to find fish and return them to their respective tanks. It was long, it was boring, and the fish were in all kinds of stupid places like book cases and desk drawers. So when my brother asked me why a fish was in a book case I said it was a Secret Fish. Okay, maybe not much more amusing...

Also, I have e-mail accounts, chat accounts, and a GJ account registered with the name Clayman. If anyone gets where that is from I am contractually bound to love you for all eternity.
2004-01-15 05:32:21 PM
1 votes:
Yawgm8th = Yawgmoth + 8
My favorite character in the Magic: The Gathering story line is Yawgmoth. This name is almost always taken as a handle so I added my favorite number, 8, to it. I don't like names that just add numbers to the end so I turned the o into an 8. Also, I didn't just use a zero because it can easily be confused as a capital o and because it is taken often as well.
2004-01-15 05:32:00 PM
1 votes:
from Keith Laumer's short story "The Great Time Machine Hoax"

is-not is not not-is
not-is is not is-not
not-is-not is not is
2004-01-15 05:31:44 PM
1 votes:
'CyCo = CyberCorp' old ass BBS want-a-be warez group that was not so elite back in the day.
'Jezus' I feel that I am the second coming of absolutely nothing and the 'z' makes it really cool like Limp Bizkit.
2004-01-15 05:30:54 PM
1 votes:
BigCementPond
Think beverly hillbillies, and lack of any better idea for a name while the show was on tv.
2004-01-15 05:30:24 PM
1 votes:
Typhoid Mary from Marvel Comics. The schitzofrenic homicidal maniac, sweet person, then cold-blooded killer.

Typhoid Mary, a woman who's not afraid to get her hands dirty.

(Subsequently named after the real human TM, but the comic character is my namesake).
2004-01-15 05:30:15 PM
1 votes:
I was trying to think of a potentially profitable domain name and chickensnack was born.
2004-01-15 05:30:01 PM
1 votes:
When i was thinking of a name for my XBOX live tag, since you cant change it once you subscibe, and i had never (until that point) had a recurring handle, i figured it had better be good. I norowed it down to something to do with pirates, or something to do with robots, cause really, whats cooler than robots and pirates. ill tell you what! a ROBOPIRATE.
2004-01-15 05:29:43 PM
1 votes:
There is (almost) nothing I'd rather be doing than skiing, and I was born in 1969. And of course, I needed a screen name.
2004-01-15 05:28:42 PM
1 votes:
I use to drive a Land Rover Discovery II, me and that vehicle spent a lot of time crossing streams - like a boat or a Ship, ya know? So... "LANDHO" well... I don't know - how gay.
2004-01-15 05:26:54 PM
1 votes:
It's my farking middle name.
2004-01-15 05:26:52 PM
1 votes:
I named myself after the super geeky web poster in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back." Although the "1" looks kind of like an "L", so it looks too much like "wam pal."

I stay up nights worrying about this.
2004-01-15 05:26:16 PM
1 votes:
Spaz is my nickname by my youth group for my ADHD and "crazy lifestyle".
2004-01-15 05:25:52 PM
1 votes:
Something to do with Silver and Argentosoma.
2004-01-15 05:25:38 PM
1 votes:
It's like Jesus Christ but said by a yokel with a lisp.
We were hungover and at a diner...
It's one of those horrible inside jokes that just evolved.

And I'm a girl. Just clearing that up since the name throws people off.
2004-01-15 05:25:11 PM
1 votes:
[Judasmachine] my computer was farking with me.... and i asked it why it has forsaken me? i've since gotten alot better with them and run a computer repair business....... go figure. And when I come up with screenames I slam two words together that normally wouldn't belong together.
2004-01-15 05:25:08 PM
1 votes:
I practice martial arts, and am deeply fascinated with Asian culture however I am white... so, I am the white dragon.
2004-01-15 04:07:56 PM
1 votes:
Drew was taken.

(Did the long version a few weeks ago)
2004-01-15 03:59:48 PM
1 votes:
Names after a former company I worked for. Plus I like how every other letter is a!!

Vote for me cuase I'm kool!
2004-01-15 03:25:40 PM
1 votes:
No, it actually hasn't been long at all since this question was asked.
 
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