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(Kotaku)   If you are a weirdo, you can use your nipples to unlock your new iPhone 5S, apparently   (kotaku.com) divider line 7
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2013-09-21 04:13:35 PM
4 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: The glans of the penis also has a unique print. Just sayin'.


I'll be right back. I just have to go frantically wipe down my neighbor's windowsill, the watercooler at work, and the envelope dispenser at the nearby ATM for no reason.
2013-09-21 10:31:23 PM
3 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

Wants one, provided the Joos don't buy them all out of stock first
2013-09-21 10:48:58 PM
2 votes:
cdn.static.ovimg.com

Approves.
2013-09-22 01:52:15 AM
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: So would you rather have to put in your password for every e-mail account, website, etc, individually on your phone, or lock it with a single master password or fingerprint?


He probably leaves the door to his house unlocked and just padlocks all of his possessions down individually.
2013-09-21 07:18:48 PM
1 votes:

freak7: I've never had to wipe my phone, whereas you've had to unlock your phone every time you use it.


And now I don't have to. Why are we still talking about this?
2013-09-21 05:53:09 PM
1 votes:
cameroncrazy1984:
I see that you have also never had your phone stolen. Obviously everyone has had the same experience with their phone as you, so why would an option that you see no need for exist?

These guys probably wonder what those weird things are on their front doors, that everyone calls 'keyholes'.  After all, only people paranoid of the boogeyman would want to control who does or does not get into their house, right?
2013-09-21 04:05:53 PM
1 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: The glans of the penis also has a unique print. Just sayin'.

/penis phone


That's not true...mine's a perfect match to this other guy I...um...nevermind.
 
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