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(Some Guy)   It's been awhile since we last did this. What's the story behind your login name? With voting   ( divider line
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2004-01-15 03:02:34 PM  
Hell if I know.
2004-01-15 03:04:13 PM  
Still a little endearment from the ex.
2004-01-15 03:05:21 PM  
I couldn't spell "Hellifiknow"
2004-01-15 03:06:40 PM  
I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. It does not come from a hotel, a magazine, or a car like most people seem to think.
2004-01-15 03:08:22 PM  
I find nuns very amusing, and I think they're especially funny when they run, hence the name.
2004-01-15 03:08:52 PM  
I think I'm going to have to put a new field in my profile, entitled "What my nick means".

I'm in PR. We're sometimes called "spin doctors". Hence my nick.

Hellifiknow what the voting is for...
2004-01-15 03:09:00 PM  
It seemed that "Drew" was taken. Bastage.
2004-01-15 03:15:05 PM  
i work for a corporation, therefore i'm a dirtbag. it's a small corporation so maybe i'm too harsh on myself...
2004-01-15 03:15:57 PM  
I'm the guy who gets away with it.
2004-01-15 03:15:58 PM  
My name is Robby King.
2004-01-15 03:16:02 PM  
First off, it wasn't that long ago that this was done.

I like to read. I read the book when I was 15 and made it my Prodigy (or P*) chat name. Now that I'm 24 emulating a 16 yr old protagonist isn't quite as cool, but I've had the name for too long.
2004-01-15 03:16:49 PM  
spin_doc I always thought you liked that rock band from the early 90s.
2004-01-15 03:19:19 PM  
Tom Lennon - My teenage idol from MTV's The State.
2004-01-15 03:19:31 PM  
My DJ name (DnB, trance, regressive) is Eddie Van Heinous. Yes. Big 'Halen fan.

Why the voting?
2004-01-15 03:19:35 PM  
I was gonna go for colon blow, but maybe it was too graphic.

then I remembered I'm from Colombia. and no, not the British one. or the space suttle. or the... ah fark it
2004-01-15 03:20:53 PM  
> spin_doc I always thought you liked that rock band from the early 90s.

Them's fightin' words in most parts of the world.
2004-01-15 03:22:25 PM  
I do a daily search on the TF page for haiku. If I find one, I post in that thread. And I have mad haiku writing skills.
My personal favorite:

celebacy in action
molested children
2004-01-15 03:25:12 PM  
Djemonk was taken
2004-01-15 03:25:40 PM  
No, it actually hasn't been long at all since this question was asked.
2004-01-15 03:27:25 PM  
I likes the pic-a-nic baskets.

And voting, for some strange reason.
2004-01-15 03:27:39 PM  
old Van Halen Song- "I'm a citizen....." blah blah blah
2004-01-15 03:28:18 PM  
guess... I'll give a cookie to the first person who gets it right.

Oh and tomlennon wow, someone who actually remembers The State, most people just look at me all glassy eyed when I even mention them.
2004-01-15 03:28:19 PM  
"Gentlemen, behold!

I am one can short of a six pack"

-Dr. Weird from some intro to ATHF
2004-01-15 03:30:16 PM  
if by "long time" you mean " a month or so" then yes...
2004-01-15 03:34:44 PM  
CatchrNdRy, that's just an odd coincidence.

/goes back to listening to "Two Princes"
2004-01-15 03:35:15 PM  
My real name is F. Ishrockcar Ving.
2004-01-15 03:35:32 PM  
someguy1-49 were already taken.
2004-01-15 03:37:35 PM  
Spin_doc Glad those weren't "fighing words" as stated above, or I would have had a Pocket Full of Kryptonite for you.
2004-01-15 03:40:13 PM  
Mine is the word, "slainte" (which is Gaelic toast meaning 'good health') surrounded by my initials.

Or, as someone once asked me, it could mean: DSL ain't ec.
2004-01-15 03:40:45 PM  
My last name, ya biatches
2004-01-15 03:41:03 PM  
I lived in Panama and run. So I wanted to be "El Corredor" (The Runner), but it was taken. And I like hallways, so I figured a slight modification wouldn't hurt anyone.
2004-01-15 03:41:43 PM  
My other screen name was already taken...
2004-01-15 03:42:45 PM  
CatchrNdRy, Pocket Full of Kryptonite? So, what are you saying? You're not happy to see me?
2004-01-15 03:46:11 PM  
Me and my friend refer to each other as my fat brother, when ever we see one another
2004-01-15 03:46:26 PM  
When I first connected to the net and got a hotmail account I couldn't figure out what my nick should be. All the names I could think of sucked hence LOABN - Lack Of A Better Name.
2004-01-15 03:49:15 PM  
I like this band from the 90's...
2004-01-15 03:59:48 PM  
Names after a former company I worked for. Plus I like how every other letter is a!!

Vote for me cuase I'm kool!
2004-01-15 04:03:21 PM  
Mine's really obvious. You just gotta break it down:
gamp: a large umbrella
layer: 'cause I got layers, like an onion
and x: X as in X-treme. Yeah, I'm X-treme, baby.
2004-01-15 04:07:28 PM  
Spin-off of my name. Growing up I had some people call me Doug E Fresh. Since I'm so hip hop fresh fantastic, I "Snoopnitized" it and came up with DougEFersheezy. Since I'm a white-boy, I didn't even "Snoopnitize" it correctly.
2004-01-15 04:07:54 PM  
It's my name in Spanish. Then translated into Mongolian. Then translated into Norwegian. Then back to Spanish.
2004-01-15 04:07:56 PM  
Drew was taken.

(Did the long version a few weeks ago)
2004-01-15 04:10:08 PM  
It's the name I use when gaming. We use TeamSpeak when playing and once in a while we had youngsters on with us. We didn't really like swearing too much so people started saying, "Where is that fookin sniper?" and such. I liked it and kept it. That's my story and I'm stickin to it.

Dead Presidents Online Gaming Guild
2004-01-15 04:14:02 PM  
Somewhat derived from my real name, sort of inverted, and turned around, nearly an anagram, but not quite.
2004-01-15 04:15:22 PM  
I'm really Nicolas Cage. No wait, I'm really John Travolta. No wait, I really just like really bad movies.
2004-01-15 04:17:25 PM  
Ernie Borgnine in "The Vikings" baby!
2004-01-15 04:18:46 PM  
If you don't remember the story from the last time I told you, I'm not going to repeat it.
2004-01-15 04:19:02 PM  
After 345 rejected login names that referred to excrement, sexual residue, or common homosexual play-toys, Sven_Burger seemed as good as any.
2004-01-15 04:20:42 PM  
...and tylerdurden was taken
2004-01-15 04:21:29 PM  
It stands for

time, which I do not believe myself to be. My favorite book is Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace and there is a charcter in it that the two main characters call the pgoat because, well because she's a hottie.

I'm a capricorn and they're goats, yo!
2004-01-15 04:36:17 PM  
Motorcycle fanatic.
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