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2013-09-21 11:51:05 AM
I'll summarize:
i1099.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-21 12:06:36 PM

walkerhound: I'll summarize:
[i1099.photobucket.com image 620x410]


We're done here, close the thread.
 
2013-09-21 12:07:44 PM
The article's headline popped up before any pictures and I immediately closed the tab.
 
2013-09-21 12:10:16 PM
She's not 311 pounds. I work with a guy who is that weight, and he's much bigger than that.
 
2013-09-21 12:11:34 PM

crypticsatellite: The article's headline popped up before any pictures and I immediately closed the tab.


Luckily, they gave her weight in pounds and not that stupid "stone" measurement British people love so much.  I would have been able to guess something was amiss if the headline had said she was "22 stone", but I probably would have been unable to fully anticipate the horror awaiting.
 
2013-09-21 12:19:07 PM

jake_lex: crypticsatellite: The article's headline popped up before any pictures and I immediately closed the tab.

Luckily, they gave her weight in pounds and not that stupid "stone" measurement British people love so much.  I would have been able to guess something was amiss if the headline had said she was "22 stone", but I probably would have been unable to fully anticipate the horror awaiting.


Stone is just the next unit up from pounds, complaining about it is like saying "a foot is a stupid measurement because we have inches".

Anyway as for the woman in the article, she's delusional. As unhealthily delusional as a 5 stone anorexic woman who thinks she's beautiful.
 
2013-09-21 12:25:57 PM
If your bellybutton serves as a tree stump to bifurcate the river of fat rolling down your torso, then you are not beautiful.  You may have been once, but you aren't now.  You're just disgusting.

God, I can smell the mold inside her fat rolls from here.  Also, enormously fat people like her have a hard time wiping properly, so think about that.
 
2013-09-21 12:30:55 PM

Lsherm: If your bellybutton serves as a tree stump to bifurcate the river of fat rolling down your torso, then you are not beautiful.  You may have been once, but you aren't now.  You're just disgusting.

God, I can smell the mold inside her fat rolls from here.  Also, enormously fat people like her have a hard time wiping properly, so think about that.


*GAG*
 
2013-09-21 12:32:29 PM
I knew when I read the headline, and yet I still clicked.
 
2013-09-21 12:33:04 PM

Slaxl: jake_lex: crypticsatellite: The article's headline popped up before any pictures and I immediately closed the tab.

Luckily, they gave her weight in pounds and not that stupid "stone" measurement British people love so much.  I would have been able to guess something was amiss if the headline had said she was "22 stone", but I probably would have been unable to fully anticipate the horror awaiting.

Stone is just the next unit up from pounds, complaining about it is like saying "a foot is a stupid measurement because we have inches".

Anyway as for the woman in the article, she's delusional. As unhealthily delusional as a 5 stone anorexic woman who thinks she's beautiful.


So you'd be fine if an article, whose goal is to inform the largest segment of the population possible about whatever news they're reporting, used rods for distance, drams for mass and gills for volume?

I mean they are apart of our customary system, so you should have how many drams in a short hundredweight memorized, right? How about gills in a hogshead?
 
2013-09-21 12:40:38 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-21 12:50:04 PM

Lsherm: If your bellybutton serves as a tree stump to bifurcate the river of fat rolling down your torso, then you are not beautiful.  You may have been once, but you aren't now.  You're just disgusting.

God, I can smell the mold inside her fat rolls from here.  Also, enormously fat people like her have a hard time wiping properly, so think about that.


You know, as a formerly overweight individual, I can say that I never had trouble wiping myself or bathing myself....so I'm not sure why you think she does.  Granted I never weighed 311 lbs, but I don't think she does either; I'm pretty good at gauging how much people weigh just by looking at them, and I'd say she actually weighs somewhere between 270-280.  That's not any healthier mind you, but still.

Anyway, if you don't find her attractive that's up to you, everyone likes or dislikes what they want, but I can at least appreciate her not hating herself, because self-loathing is a big problem for a lot of people, whether they're overweight or not.
 
2013-09-21 01:14:54 PM

Lsherm:
God, I can smell the mold inside her fat rolls from here.  Also, enormously fat people like her have a hard time wiping properly, so think about that.


No worries. She can always redefine herself as "pleasant smelling".
 
2013-09-21 01:27:24 PM
I understand the psychology behind her effort and the desire to have higher self-esteem, but IMO, some form of diet would be better served, eliminating the epic rolls of cascading fat. At her weight, she is more prone to a host of weight related diseases, including diabetes, heart disease and high blood pressure.

Usually the simplest way to loose weight is to eat less. Don't chow down on an entire bag of Cheetos -- just half. Learn to cook instead of buying fast food. Trim excess fats from meats. Increase the portion size of your veggies. Knock back the occasional large glass of vegetable juice or a fruit smoothie instead of a liter of sweet soda, sweeten your iced tea with fake sugar. On a hot day, a can of inexpensive seltzer water, iced cold, can be more refreshing than a can of Pepsi or Coke.

You don't need to sweat your arse off at the gym, pound the pavement along jogging trails, eat over priced diet TV dinners or buy a $1000 exerciser to put in a room and get bored out of your mind working out.

Just cut down on the intake. Make some minor adjustments.

I don't find this woman's body beautiful. It reminds me of those ancient, fat fertility figurines archeologists have been digging up for ages. Little depictions of women so fat that, physically, they'd not have been able to walk.

There are very few exceptions, IMO, for the sudden upsurge of people weighing in at 800 lbs, being a parody of a human being and looking like a melting wax candle. (For one thing, it should have dawned on them to knock off the grub long before they got to the size of a house and couldn't walk.)

You don't need to be skinny or slim and trim with sharply defined muscles -- a little padding is fine -- but being mistaken for a beached whale when at the shore means you've gone a tad too far.

BTW, I dearly love hamburgers and pizza, deep fried foods and chili dogs but I limit my intake of them. I also know how to cook and usually do. I', nearly 6 feet tall, past middle age and my weight remains within the low end of the normal range, according to my physicians -- and I despise regular, boring exercise. Especially where you use a stationary machine.
 
2013-09-21 01:29:34 PM
Coco LaFemme: I'm pretty good at gauging how much people weigh just by looking at them, and I'd say she actually weighs somewhere between 270-280.  That's not any healthier mind you, but still.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-21 01:35:25 PM
/Step right up and win some crap.
 
2013-09-21 01:37:33 PM
No, sweetie, it's spelled B-U-T-T-U-G-L-Y
 
2013-09-21 01:51:27 PM

bingethinker: She's not 311 pounds. I work with a guy who is that weight, and he's much bigger than that.


You sound less than fat.
 
2013-09-21 02:06:05 PM

bingethinker: She's not 311 pounds. I work with a guy who is that weight, and he's much bigger than that.


Maybe she's got a lot of muscle hidden underneath those rolls.
 
2013-09-21 02:10:31 PM
Thank God for mouseover link info.
 
2013-09-21 02:13:38 PM
I'm just gonna throw this in subby's eye
 
2013-09-21 02:18:38 PM
There have actually been several Daily Mail "smoking hot chick lol" links lately where the person in question wasn't a sweaty hambeast or a wizened, grown-up Eraserhead baby. This has helped to re-bait this style of trap, ensuring its continued effectiveness.

The internet is a cruel mistress.
 
2013-09-21 02:50:42 PM

bingethinker: She's not 311 pounds. I work with a guy who is that weight, and he's much bigger than that.


Stones are heavier.
 
2013-09-21 02:52:47 PM
She's not very creative.  All that room to work with and she goes with "Be Beautiful"?

She should have transcribed her resume.
 
2013-09-21 02:54:23 PM
Some one tell "Tons o' Fun", that the easy person to fool is yourself.  That being said, she would make a fine beast of burden.
 
2013-09-21 02:54:26 PM

bingethinker: She's not 311 pounds. I work with a guy who is that weight, and he's much bigger than that.


http://cockeyed.com/photos/bodies/heightweight.html

This is a great photographic height/wight chart to help approximate how much of a lardass somebody is.
 
2013-09-21 02:54:51 PM

AngryDragon: She's not very creative.  All that room to work with and she goes with "Be Beautiful"?

She should have transcribed her resume.


That or Lord of the Rings.
 
2013-09-21 02:54:53 PM
No. NO NO NO NO NO. I don't care what positive self esteem crap everyone's pushing, if you are not healthy for whatever reason, you should NOT embrace it as beautiful!

Being morbidly obese is NOT beautiful! Okay fine it's a fringe fetish, but come on! Her joints are self destructing as she stands, she's put herself in the sights of diabetes and heart attacks, her organs are struggling to keep up with her frame.  This shiat needs to stop and she needs to get into a treatment program that emphasizes diet and swimming perhaps (low joint stress).

/recently been crowned Space Hitler on youtube because I dared say babies aren't miracles
//you will find no sympathy at my doorstep, just a rolled up newspaper to the face and veggies with hummus as a snack
 
2013-09-21 02:54:59 PM

bingethinker: She's not 311 pounds. I work with a guy who is that weight, and he's much bigger than that.


You would be surprised.

There can be quite a bit of difference between individuals in that area.
 
2013-09-21 02:55:35 PM
Lsherm:

God, I can smell the moldyeastinside her fat rolls from here.

Fixed.
 
2013-09-21 02:56:31 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-09-21 02:57:11 PM

zimbomba63: Some one tell "Tons o' Fun", that the easiest person to fool is yourself.  That being said, she would make a fine beast of burden.


There, now it's in English.
 
2013-09-21 02:57:43 PM
Another "Losing weight is too HARD, so affirm my life choice instead" piece.

You're not pretty.  Being obnoxious is your better suit.

[gobefatsomewhereelse.jpg]
 
2013-09-21 02:58:01 PM

Rik01: I understand the psychology behind her effort and the desire to have higher self-esteem, but IMO, some form of diet would be better served, eliminating the epic rolls of cascading fat. At her weight, she is more prone to a host of weight related diseases, including diabetes, heart disease and high blood pressure.

Usually the simplest way to loose weight is to eat less. Don't chow down on an entire bag of Cheetos -- just half. Learn to cook instead of buying fast food. Trim excess fats from meats. Increase the portion size of your veggies. Knock back the occasional large glass of vegetable juice or a fruit smoothie instead of a liter of sweet soda, sweeten your iced tea with fake sugar. On a hot day, a can of inexpensive seltzer water, iced cold, can be more refreshing than a can of Pepsi or Coke.

You don't need to sweat your arse off at the gym, pound the pavement along jogging trails, eat over priced diet TV dinners or buy a $1000 exerciser to put in a room and get bored out of your mind working out.

Just cut down on the intake. Make some minor adjustments.

I don't find this woman's body beautiful. It reminds me of those ancient, fat fertility figurines archeologists have been digging up for ages. Little depictions of women so fat that, physically, they'd not have been able to walk.

There are very few exceptions, IMO, for the sudden upsurge of people weighing in at 800 lbs, being a parody of a human being and looking like a melting wax candle. (For one thing, it should have dawned on them to knock off the grub long before they got to the size of a house and couldn't walk.)

You don't need to be skinny or slim and trim with sharply defined muscles -- a little padding is fine -- but being mistaken for a beached whale when at the shore means you've gone a tad too far.

BTW, I dearly love hamburgers and pizza, deep fried foods and chili dogs but I limit my intake of them. I also know how to cook and usually do. I', nearly 6 feet tall, past middle age and my weight ...


I've actually lost 60lbs using this exact method.  I simply eat less, and I've thrown in a tad more exercise, and I'm 10lbs away from my high school weight.  And no one likes hearing that when they ask how you have lost so much weight.
 
2013-09-21 02:58:49 PM
You can see how hairy her legs are in #12.  Now,  that's gross!
 
2013-09-21 02:58:50 PM

bearded clamorer: Lsherm:
God, I can smell the mold inside her fat rolls from here.  Also, enormously fat people like her have a hard time wiping properly, so think about that.

No worries. She can always redefine herself as "pleasant smelling".


FTFY
 
2013-09-21 03:00:13 PM
She sounds fat.
 
2013-09-21 03:00:20 PM
Self esteem is a tricky thing. I worked hard to get down to a healthy weight and I still don't feel that great about the way my body looks. I'm not sure how somebody who weighs over 300 can think they're beautiful. As recovering fatty, let me say that shiat is not beautiful.
 
2013-09-21 03:00:59 PM
I'm fat and even I know not to remove any articles of clothing in public. No one wants to see FAT!!

/Fat
 
2013-09-21 03:03:30 PM
Haha subby, I didn't fall for it this time.

/One in a row
 
2013-09-21 03:04:20 PM

The water was cold: You can see how hairy her legs are in #12.  Now,  that's gross!


While I agree that morbid obesity is disgusting, women who don't shave their legs/under their arms are about equally as so.  It just looks so unkempt and lazy.
 
2013-09-21 03:05:20 PM
I'm certain she has a wonderful personality. She should improve the world by covering all that canvas with ink.
 
2013-09-21 03:06:20 PM
Eat less?  Exercise more?  Well, golly gee, I never would have thought of that!  No way are there deep-rooted psychological components to overcome as well!

/lost 50 pounds
//then gained them back
///then lost them again
////signs point to regain
 
GBB
2013-09-21 03:06:51 PM

secularsage: She sounds fat.


By which you mean....
screeninvasion.com
 
2013-09-21 03:07:01 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-21 03:08:13 PM

hackhix: I'm just gonna throw this in subby's eye


you saved my sight, thanks
 
2013-09-21 03:11:53 PM
so with our new (even more) socialized healthcare system i get to pay for this pig's imminent, catastrophic medical bills?  thanks Obama!
 
2013-09-21 03:14:14 PM

crypticsatellite: The article's headline popped up before any pictures and I immediately closed the tab.

Me too.  Yeah literacy.
 
2013-09-21 03:15:28 PM
As a public service I will say the following to help all humanity especially females.

If you are fat:  You have the problem.  You are not fat because of any other reason than you eat too much and don't exercise enough.
Fat is not attractive unless you are a sexual deviant.
You and only you are to blame.
We (society) do not have to think that you are beautiful if you are not.  If you are fat you are not.
You may have other qualities that make you a fine human being but is is difficult for others to see because you are fat.
That is your problem not ours.
 You and you alone are the issue.   You are no different than a smoker, alcoholic or drug addict.
No person in the world can help you but yourself.
Stop blaming us.  Get help and fix your problem.
 
2013-09-21 03:15:45 PM
I've run 295, hanging around 230 right now, but I'm 6'2" with wide shoulders and a bit of muscle mass. I wear it a little different than a 5'3" woman would.

That being said, I'm not gonna give anyone shiat about their weight because I've been there, and I know it can be extremely hard to lose once a certain point is reached. The first 20 were the hardest, the rest were easier.
 
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