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(Think Progress)   Rep. Darrel Issa, in his quest for the absolute truth about Benghazi, may have sorta kinda possibly slightly accidentally forgot to invite the Democrats on the Oversight to join him on his fact-finding trip to Libya   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 499
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2013-09-21 11:27:13 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: Mrtraveler01: Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp ?

That's the scandal that the Republicans have been trying to tell us all about - those 4 deaths could have been prevented if Obama wasn't doing the bipping and the bopping, and the hipping and the hopping!

[i421.photobucket.com image 480x304]


Damn those Pudding Pops!
 
2013-09-21 11:28:16 PM

Zeppelininthesky: Aristocles: I know this is hard for Farklibs to understand, but please try to follow....

The GOP actually cares about the Americans brutally murdered in Benghazi because of Hildawg and BOB's blunders. This isn't political, it's about finding answers for the families of the slain.

The GOP shows they care by politicizing the dead by trying to make it a scandal, even against overwhelming evidence that it is not.


And BOB Co. lied about the cause of their deaths for political reasons.

Don't kid yourself, man. Politicians on both sides will spin any issue for political gain.

BSAB.

Read a book sometime.
 
2013-09-21 11:28:19 PM

max_pooper: Ishidan: max_pooper:
Again, who is Bob guy you keep talking about.

Guardian 452, currently of the Mainframe system.

Is he the guy that rides a motorcycle inside a computer?


ninety-nine_ninety-nine_ ninety-nine!!
 
2013-09-21 11:30:15 PM

Aristocles: Zeppelininthesky: Aristocles: I know this is hard for Farklibs to understand, but please try to follow....

The GOP actually cares about the Americans brutally murdered in Benghazi because of Hildawg and BOB's blunders. This isn't political, it's about finding answers for the families of the slain.

The GOP shows they care by politicizing the dead by trying to make it a scandal, even against overwhelming evidence that it is not.

And BOB Co. lied about the cause of their deaths for political reasons.

Don't kid yourself, man. Politicians on both sides will spin any issue for political gain.

BSAB.

Read a book sometime.


I am pretty sure we know the cause of death. No one lied about that.
 
2013-09-21 11:30:50 PM

cynicalminion: Aristocles: Heck, if I'd voted for a guy who swore he'd hunt down the terrorists who killed 4 Americans and over a year later no progress had been made, I'd be pretty upset.

[citation needed]

let me take a look at where the elections involved anyone hunting down the benghazi terrorists? .

also, i'm pretty sure you DIDN'T vote for him, so go handcuff the people responsible.  i'm sure we'll sleep better at night.

and "no progress has been made?"  are you for serious reals right now? witness the obstructionist shiat going down in congress first...


Please tidy this up and have someone sober proof read it before clicking the "Add Comment" button.
 
2013-09-21 11:32:27 PM
*sigh*
 
2013-09-21 11:32:47 PM

Aristocles: Zeppelininthesky: Aristocles: I know this is hard for Farklibs to understand, but please try to follow....

The GOP actually cares about the Americans brutally murdered in Benghazi because of Hildawg and BOB's blunders. This isn't political, it's about finding answers for the families of the slain.

The GOP shows they care by politicizing the dead by trying to make it a scandal, even against overwhelming evidence that it is not.

And BOB Co. lied about the cause of their deaths for political reasons.

Don't kid yourself, man. Politicians on both sides will spin any issue for political gain.

BSAB.

Read a book sometime.


BOB generally means Battery Operated Boyfriend(ie a vibrator). Generally speaking, as an inanimate object, a vibrator is incapable of expressing opinions, and thus incapable of lying.

Why do you continually try to place the blame on inanimate objects?
 
2013-09-21 11:33:44 PM

cynicalminion: i'd like to hear from anyone who WAS in benghazi.


I was in a gay Nazi named Ben. Does that count?
 
2013-09-21 11:33:52 PM
Mrtraveler01:

If Obama and the CIA came out

the rainbow would be sweeter than skittles.
 
2013-09-21 11:36:36 PM

Aristocles: And BOB Co. lied about the cause of their deaths for political reasons.


You do realize on some level that simply repeating that lie over and over again doesn't actually make it become the truth over time?

Of course it does tend to distract somewhat from the fact that the only actual scandal involving Benghazi is the GOP's corpse-raping exercise in futility trying to manufacture one.

So there's that, I guess.
 
2013-09-21 11:38:42 PM

Zeppelininthesky: Aristocles: Zeppelininthesky: Aristocles: I know this is hard for Farklibs to understand, but please try to follow....

The GOP actually cares about the Americans brutally murdered in Benghazi because of Hildawg and BOB's blunders. This isn't political, it's about finding answers for the families of the slain.

The GOP shows they care by politicizing the dead by trying to make it a scandal, even against overwhelming evidence that it is not.

And BOB Co. lied about the cause of their deaths for political reasons.

Don't kid yourself, man. Politicians on both sides will spin any issue for political gain.

BSAB.

Read a book sometime.

I am pretty sure we know the cause of death. No one lied about that.


Ya caught me, troll dad. I'll rephrase,

BOB Co. lied about the cause of the terror attacks. At best BOB was simply too arrogant to even entertain the possibility that it was terrorism, at worse, BOB knew it was a concerted attack by terrorists and sent his troopers to catapult the youtube vid propaganda.
 
2013-09-21 11:40:03 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Ricardo Klement: That was a farking fantastic game.

One of the top games of all time, or at least of the pre-pentium era.  That and Wing Commander/II.


I remember I was disappointed when the Pentium came out and there wasn't a software clock to make it run at a reasonable speed. Heck, even on the 486 it was all but unplayably fast.

An uncle of a friend was a waist gunner on a B-17. He said that you couldn't slew the gun fast enough to get a shot off at an ME-262, so I sped the game up until I couldn't quite slew the waist gun and tried playing it at that speed.

It's hard to win.
 
2013-09-21 11:40:27 PM

KarmicDisaster: common sense is an oxymoron: I'm BOB

[neveryetmelted.com image 375x200]


but do you prefer clams or oysters?
 
2013-09-21 11:40:53 PM

cynicalminion: Mrtraveler01:

If Obama and the CIA came out

the rainbow would be sweeter than Skittles.


This explains everything! It was Thugvon behind it all! Brave Sir George of Zimmerman slayed the evil mastermind before he could finish the cover-up!
 
2013-09-21 11:40:53 PM

Aristocles: Zeppelininthesky: Aristocles: Zeppelininthesky: Aristocles: I know this is hard for Farklibs to understand, but please try to follow....

The GOP actually cares about the Americans brutally murdered in Benghazi because of Hildawg and BOB's blunders. This isn't political, it's about finding answers for the families of the slain.

The GOP shows they care by politicizing the dead by trying to make it a scandal, even against overwhelming evidence that it is not.

And BOB Co. lied about the cause of their deaths for political reasons.

Don't kid yourself, man. Politicians on both sides will spin any issue for political gain.

BSAB.

Read a book sometime.

I am pretty sure we know the cause of death. No one lied about that.

Ya caught me, troll dad. I'll rephrase,

BOB Co. lied about the cause of the terror attacks. At best BOB was simply too arrogant to even entertain the possibility that it was terrorism, at worse, BOB knew it was a concerted attack by terrorists and sent his troopers to catapult the youtube vid propaganda.


You need a new act. This one bores me. You're boring.
 
2013-09-21 11:42:40 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: cynicalminion: Notabunny: If this is how Republicans react when we elect an African-American, I can't wait to see what they do when we elect a Vagina-American.

it'll be even better if she's (part-anything) AND we still have a first lady... wanda sykes 4 prez!!

Now I want her to run for President. If you think Obama drives the GOP nuts, I'd imagine an opinionated, foul mouthed black gay woman would make their brains ooze out of their ears.


I call bullshiat. What brains?
 
2013-09-21 11:43:42 PM

Aristocles: Zeppelininthesky: Aristocles: Zeppelininthesky: Aristocles: I know this is hard for Farklibs to understand, but please try to follow....

The GOP actually cares about the Americans brutally murdered in Benghazi because of Hildawg and BOB's blunders. This isn't political, it's about finding answers for the families of the slain.

The GOP shows they care by politicizing the dead by trying to make it a scandal, even against overwhelming evidence that it is not.

And BOB Co. lied about the cause of their deaths for political reasons.

Don't kid yourself, man. Politicians on both sides will spin any issue for political gain.

BSAB.

Read a book sometime.

I am pretty sure we know the cause of death. No one lied about that.

Ya caught me, troll dad. I'll rephrase,

BOB Co. lied about the cause of the terror attacks. At best BOB was simply too arrogant to even entertain the possibility that it was terrorism, at worse, BOB knew it was a concerted attack by terrorists and sent his troopers to catapult the youtube vid propaganda.


Even though he actually said it was a terror attack a few weeks later? The reason to cover something up is to, well, cover something up. He must really suck at covering up stuff by telling everyone exactly what happened.
 
2013-09-21 11:43:43 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: cynicalminion: i'd like to hear from anyone who WAS in benghazi.

I was in a gay Nazi named Ben. Does that count?


dunno, did you put hitler in the cupboard?
 
2013-09-21 11:44:08 PM
Did we figure out who Bob is, yet?
 
2013-09-21 11:45:22 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Did we figure out who Bob is, yet?


It's his  Battery  Operated  Boyfriend. Why he hates his vibrator so much, I don't know.
 
2013-09-21 11:45:25 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Did we figure out who Bob is, yet?


Bob is everyone and no one at the same time.
 
2013-09-21 11:47:33 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Did we figure out who Bob is, yet?


Difficult to be sure through all the derp-spew but I think it's the troll's vibrator.

He's got some kind of Mr Garrison/Mr Hat relationship going on with that thing or something.
 
2013-09-21 11:48:50 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: cynicalminion: Mrtraveler01:

If Obama and the CIA came out

the rainbow would be sweeter than Skittles.

This explains everything! It was Thugvon behind it all! Brave Sir George of Zimmerman slayed the evil mastermind before he could finish the cover-up!


ew, no.

fartbongo was too busy training his nsa troops to notice that he hadn't written his letter to princess celestia.  therefore, benghazi was banished to the moon, and now the fate of the world rests on tara strongs shoulders, because she's HAAAARRRRDDDCOOOORRRRrrrreeee...
 
2013-09-21 11:49:28 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Did we figure out who Bob is, yet?


After much hard-hitting investigative work, Darrell Issa has finally discovered the true architect of the attack on Benghazi:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-21 11:50:52 PM

cynicalminion: FuryOfFirestorm: cynicalminion: Mrtraveler01:

If Obama and the CIA came out

the rainbow would be sweeter than Skittles.

This explains everything! It was Thugvon behind it all! Brave Sir George of Zimmerman slayed the evil mastermind before he could finish the cover-up!

ew, no.

fartbongo was too busy training his nsa troops to notice that he hadn't written his letter to princess celestia.  therefore, benghazi was banished to the moon, and now the fate of the world rests on tara strongs shoulders, because she's HAAAARRRRDDDCOOOORRRRrrrreeee...



Slab Bulkhead
 
2013-09-21 11:51:12 PM

grumpfuff: cameroncrazy1984: Did we figure out who Bob is, yet?

It's his  Battery  Operated  Boyfriend. Why he hates his vibrator so much, I don't know.


dammit, now you got "coin operated boy" stuck in my head

damn earworms.
 
2013-09-21 11:52:48 PM

quatchi: cameroncrazy1984: Did we figure out who Bob is, yet?

Difficult to be sure through all the derp-spew but I think it's the troll's vibrator.

He's got some kind of Mr Garrison/Mr Hat relationship going on with that thing or something.


Does that mean the truth behind the scandal is hidden in a redwood forest of penises? Or that Brett Farve wearing nothing but a towel is the real mastermind behind the attack?
 
2013-09-21 11:52:51 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: js34603: notto: freak7: notto: 18.

Prove it.

You first.  Provide a definitive source for your claim that tells us who stayed for the hearings from both sides of the chamber.  Otherwise, my claim is a good as yours and as well supported.

If we are just going to look at pictures, we can start here.

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/09/20/these-pictures-prove-fox-is-l y ing-democrats-did/196000

Definitely the attention he wanted. You've cornered him now, he's going to have to provide evidence!

/you spent half the thread responding to trolls and got butthurt when it was pointed out
//tip: don't respond to trolls, start with me, I'm not reading it anyway

I'm here to complain about the guy complaining about the guy responding to Neighborhood Watch's alt.

meta


I'm here to divide by zero.
 
2013-09-21 11:54:39 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: quatchi: cameroncrazy1984: Did we figure out who Bob is, yet?

Difficult to be sure through all the derp-spew but I think it's the troll's vibrator.

He's got some kind of Mr Garrison/Mr Hat relationship going on with that thing or something.

Does that mean the truth behind the scandal is hidden in a redwood forest of penises? Or that Brett Farve wearing nothing but a towel is the real mastermind behind the attack?


This..... is why dems shouldn't be investigating the Tragedy At Benghazi.
 
2013-09-21 11:54:50 PM

atomic-age: FuryOfFirestorm: cynicalminion: Notabunny: If this is how Republicans react when we elect an African-American, I can't wait to see what they do when we elect a Vagina-American.

it'll be even better if she's (part-anything) AND we still have a first lady... wanda sykes 4 prez!!

Now I want her to run for President. If you think Obama drives the GOP nuts, I'd imagine an opinionated, foul mouthed black gay woman would make their brains ooze out of their ears.

I call bullshiat. What brains?


ok, lack of brain-oozage...  plenty of head-asplodey though.  :)  "the man had to rescue an entire COUNTRY that was mistreated by its former owner, at least give him a fresh start with his DOG!!"
 
2013-09-21 11:56:21 PM
It's Bob Dobbs, ya idjits.
 
2013-09-21 11:57:04 PM

Zeppelininthesky: cameroncrazy1984: Did we figure out who Bob is, yet?

Bob is everyone and no one at the same time.


his name is robert paulson
 
2013-09-21 11:57:20 PM

Kittypie070: It's Bob Dobbs, ya idjits.


Bob Dole?

BOB DOLE!
 
2013-09-21 11:58:41 PM

Kittypie070: It's Bob Dobbs, ya idjits.


nah, idjits is bobby singer's word.  :P
 
2013-09-22 12:03:03 AM

cynicalminion: dammit, now you got "coin operated boy" stuck in my head


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-22 12:03:26 AM

Aristocles: the Tragedy At Benghazi.


Ooh, that capitalization stuff means you are totally gonna be taken seriously now!

All you are doing at this point is repeating the same lies over and over despite the fact that they have been thoroughly debunked for over a year.

But go on and cry your crocodile tears like you care.

There's bound to be someone come along sooner or later who doesn't see immediately how completely out of touch with reality you are.

To paraphrase Jim Carrey here..    ...I'm still saying you got a chance.
 
2013-09-22 12:06:09 AM

quatchi: cameroncrazy1984: Did we figure out who Bob is, yet?

Difficult to be sure through all the derp-spew but I think it's the troll's vibrator.

He's got some kind of Mr Garrison/Mr Hat relationship going on with that thing or something.


eweweweweweweweeeewwwwwwwwwww... no.  "who's that trip-trapping over

FuryOfFirestorm: quatchi: cameroncrazy1984: Did we figure out who Bob is, yet?

Difficult to be sure through all the derp-spew but I think it's the troll's vibrator.

He's got some kind of Mr Garrison/Mr Hat relationship going on with that thing or something.

Does that mean the truth behind the scandal is hidden in a redwood forest of penises? Or that Brett Farve wearing nothing but a towel is the real mastermind behind the attack?


pfft, wookies don't wear towels....
 
2013-09-22 12:06:20 AM

Dinki: It would be a shame if some tragedy should befall Issa while he is there.


Right, like being seen with a lying Democrat.  DIAF Dinki.
 
2013-09-22 12:19:27 AM
FuryOfFirestorm:
Now I want her to run for President. If you think Obama drives the GOP nuts, I'd imagine an opinionated, foul mouthed black gay woman would make their brains ooze out of their ears.

I'd like to do one better.  How about a foul-mouthed thrice-divorced black woman who is already known due to her career in ACTING, and whose roles included characters who used firearms for intimidation, faked religious fervor, and got involved in a coup by a scheming African...
images4.wikia.nocookie.net  i.telegraph.co.uk images2.wikia.nocookie.net
She's even twice played God!
Whoopi Goldberg for President!
/she's not gay?  Nobody's perfect...
 
2013-09-22 12:19:49 AM

Aristocles: Zeppelininthesky: Aristocles: I know this is hard for Farklibs to understand, but please try to follow....

The GOP actually cares about the Americans brutally murdered in Benghazi because of Hildawg and BOB's blunders. This isn't political, it's about finding answers for the families of the slain.

The GOP shows they care by politicizing the dead by trying to make it a scandal, even against overwhelming evidence that it is not.

And BOB Co. lied about the cause of their deaths for political reasons.

Don't kid yourself, man. Politicians on both sides will spin any issue for political gain.

BSAB.

Read a book sometime.


You're still farkin' that chicken, eh? You are aware, being the Benghazirugladijongate scholar that you are, that the administration changed its assesment to it being a pre-planned terror attack over a month before the election, right? How did admitting error in their initial assesment a month prior to the election help them win?
 
2013-09-22 12:20:02 AM

armoredbulldozer: Dinki: It would be a shame if some tragedy should befall Issa while he is there.

Right, like being seen with a lying Democrat.  DIAF Dinki.


thou shalt not lie with a democrat as with a REAL man, otherwise, stoning.  leviticracks 4/20
 
2013-09-22 12:21:23 AM

Ishidan: She's even twice played God!
Whoopi Goldberg for President!
/she's not gay? Nobody's perfect...


Also played Death:
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-22 12:21:28 AM

Lionel Mandrake: themindiswatching: So Obama "murdered" the ambassador  how again?

Because he failed to authorize the use of warp-speed jets to fly to the area of attack and drop those super-smart bombs that only kill bad guys.  Study it out.


I swear to god. The,"study it out" bit just kills me every time.
 
2013-09-22 12:23:10 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Ishidan: She's even twice played God!
Whoopi Goldberg for President!
/she's not gay? Nobody's perfect...

Also played Death:
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x170]


I think I'm the only person who liked that movie.
 
2013-09-22 12:24:18 AM

Ishidan: FuryOfFirestorm:
Now I want her to run for President. If you think Obama drives the GOP nuts, I'd imagine an opinionated, foul mouthed black gay woman would make their brains ooze out of their ears.

I'd like to do one better.  How about a foul-mouthed thrice-divorced black woman who is already known due to her career in ACTING, and whose roles included characters who used firearms for intimidation, faked religious fervor, and got involved in a coup by a scheming African...
[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 246x246]  [i.telegraph.co.uk image 390x246] [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 385x242]
She's even twice played God!
Whoopi Goldberg for President!
/she's not gay?  Nobody's perfect...


okay, you started it...

the reverend mother is professor mcgonagall AND granny wendy.  want to start talking perfect?
 
2013-09-22 12:31:56 AM

Fart_Machine: I think I'm the only person who liked that movie.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-22 12:33:57 AM

Aristocles: notto: Aristocles:

They knew from the beginning that this was an organized attack, not a protest that got out of hand. They spent a week or so blaming a youtube video instead of telling the public that it was planned in advance.

Prove it.

U.S. agencies came to the view that the Benghazi attack had begun spontaneously after protests at the U.S. Embassy in Cairo against a short film made in California lampooning the Prophet Mohammad. Turner said that as U.S. intelligence subsequently learned more about the attack, "we revised our initial assessment to reflect new information indicating that it was a deliberate and organized terrorist attack carried out by extremists."

How does that support your "they knew from the beginning".  You are moving the goal posts.  In fact, your source directly conflicts with your claim.    Way to go genius.

Know how I know you didn't read the link?

Within hours of the attacks ending, some government sources in Washington were already acknowledging they might well have been planned and organized in advance, and that members of two militant factions, Ansar al Shariah and al Qaeda's North Africa-based affiliate, known as al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb, may have been involved.


so, within hours of the attacks ending (please tell me how long these attacks dragged out) they "might well have been planned and organized in advance, and that members of a couple a-Q factions may have been involved"
 
2013-09-22 12:34:04 AM

cynicalminion: grumpfuff: cameroncrazy1984: Did we figure out who Bob is, yet?

It's his  Battery  Operated  Boyfriend. Why he hates his vibrator so much, I don't know.

dammit, now you got "coin operated boy" stuck in my head

damn earworms.


www.projekt.com
 
2013-09-22 12:35:44 AM
Issa gives partisan hacks a bad name.
 
2013-09-22 12:36:37 AM
cynicalminion:
the reverend mother is professor mcgonagall AND granny wendy.  want to start talking perfect?

Not black, though, and also British.  Whoopi was born in New Yawk, although of course she wasn't called that at the time.
Which is, of course, perfect birfer bait as well:  go looking for a birth certificate with "Whoopi Goldberg" on it, good luck...
 
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