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2013-09-21 11:39:01 AM  
4 votes:
I used to work at the zoo...circumcising the elephants.....not much salary but some mighty big tips.......
2013-09-21 11:56:01 AM  
2 votes:
after that I got a job at the food processing plant.....but I got in trouble for sticking my finger in the pickle slicer....they was real upset.....fired me and her both...
2013-09-22 04:50:34 AM  
1 vote:
I used to have all of the above jobs, so I'm really getting a kick out of this thread.
2013-09-22 04:28:59 AM  
1 vote:

Hector Remarkable: I had a job as a lumberjack, but I couldn't hack it.
Then I worked at the blanket factory, but it folded.

I worked at a lightbulb factory until it went out.
Then I got a job at the shipyard, building a submarine.  They went under.
Tried to work as a doorknob installer, but I just couldn't handle.
Had a job at the Coca-Cola company once. Got canned.

/the last one's actually true
//longest job-related pun I've ever heard is still Utah Phillips explaining that he worked as an electrician for the Indian tribes, and got stuck with installing lights in the bathrooms
///making him the first person to wire a head for a reservation...
2013-09-21 11:24:54 PM  
1 vote:
I had a job as a lumberjack, but I couldn't hack it.
Then I worked at the blanket factory, but it folded.
2013-09-21 10:28:17 PM  
1 vote:
My life has been interesting but in a Chinese curse sort of way
2013-09-21 09:41:59 PM  
1 vote:
I did a two-week voiceover gig in Korea for a big budget movie called "Emma in Paris." Turns out it was not quite the "international romantic drama" they told us it was:

/Never seen the movie or been able to find it on video
//I voiced the part of the hot French mistress
///The rest of my English-speaking co-workers were also tv news reporters/anchors (for AFKN).
2013-09-21 05:51:38 PM  
1 vote:
My mom used to tell me that I'm like a snowflake, and that everything I do is special and unique.
2013-09-21 03:59:07 PM  
1 vote:

tjassen: I once subtitled porn movies.
No, really!

Reading should not be in porn.
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