alaric3: prove is a verbproof is a noun
farkin_noob: I'm sad right now because of alcohol. I drank it all last night. :'(For those with hangovers, drink plenty of water while imbibing. I drink a glass of water for every alcoholic drink I have and haven't had a hangover in years. You're welcome!
grokca: alaric3: prove is a verbproof is a nounSubby was drinking when they posted that.
Smeggy Smurf: farkin_noob: I'm sad right now because of alcohol. I drank it all last night. :'(For those with hangovers, drink plenty of water while imbibing. I drink a glass of water for every alcoholic drink I have and haven't had a hangover in years. You're welcome!You can also guzzle water and take 2 aspirin before going to bed. Then you also wake up earlier to go pee. More time for drinking! Hooray!
Zombie DJ: Didn't George Carlin once have a bit that said something like:"Alcohol just brings out a persons personality. It amplifies it.Well, yeah. What if you're an asshole?"
Precision Boobery: Nothing like a depressant to chase the blues away.
NotARocketScientist: Actually alcohol does make me sad - weepy drunk, so I don't drink. Someone has to be designated driver.alaric3: prove is a verbproof is a nounLooks like the headline was changed as it reads fine now. Subby was probably trying to make a pun on the word proof (as in: This booze is 80 proof)./not subby
Mister Peejay: I've never had a hangover ever.There was the one morning where you could set a clock by how regularly I'd go into spastic dry heaves (15 minutes) but I felt just fine.Maybe I'm just lucky?
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: [www.twogag.com image 850x343]Alcohol doesn't make me sad.Being sad makes me alcohol.
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