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2013-09-21 08:21:07 AM
The students had the choice of steak or fish.
Yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
 
2013-09-21 08:41:21 AM
They knew what they were getting into.
 
2013-09-21 08:46:00 AM
S'mofo butter layin me to da bone.
 
2013-09-21 09:37:33 AM
I just want to tell this thread good luck. We're all counting on you.
 
2013-09-21 10:16:32 AM

rnatalie: S'mofo butter layin me to da bone.


Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...

...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!


/that movie could never be released today
 
2013-09-21 10:26:19 AM
The fog's getting thicker!

i1043.photobucket.com

And Leon is getting LLLAAARRRGGGEEERRR!!!
 
2013-09-21 10:38:09 AM
barfblog.com
 
2013-09-21 10:38:50 AM
A mystery illness, what is it?
 
2013-09-21 10:38:57 AM

Mugato: rnatalie: S'mofo butter layin me to da bone.

Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...

...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!


/that movie could never be released today


Golly!
 
2013-09-21 10:42:27 AM
Jive ass fools ain't got no brains anyhow.
 
2013-09-21 10:43:35 AM
I laughed/I cried. Truly great. Puke.
 
2013-09-21 10:44:08 AM
i1135.photobucket.com

What a pisser
 
2013-09-21 10:44:16 AM
It's a horrible situation. All together.
 
2013-09-21 10:45:35 AM

strangeguitar: It's a horrible situation. All together.


It's a horrible situation
 
2013-09-21 10:46:43 AM

ejwsod36: A mystery illness, what is it?


It's a gastro-intestinal malady of unknown origin...but that's not important right now.

strangeguitar: It's a horrible situation. All together.


It's a horrible situation.
 
2013-09-21 10:46:54 AM

SirLothar: strangeguitar: It's a horrible situation. All together.

It's a horrible situation

 
2013-09-21 10:47:16 AM

ejwsod36: A mystery illness, what is it?


Where people get sick for no apparent reason and they don't know what's causing it, but that's not important right now.
 
2013-09-21 10:48:13 AM
DAMMIT!!! 33 seconds too late! *shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-09-21 10:51:16 AM
It's too bad the school cafeteria didn't use Supperware™ products. They're ideal for storing leftovers, to stretch your food dollar.

/this 2-quart "Sealz-em Right" container® will keep hot dog buns fresh for days ...
 
2013-09-21 10:59:36 AM
FTA: The school board sent out letters electronically to parents Friday, which stated that the Florida Department of Health in Broward is working to determine the cause of the illness.

Or as every other person in the world says, email.  These "electronic letters" are a new development in Broward County, where the Democrats have been running the show for years.  This is the county that brought you the hanging chad.  The entire county has about 300 IQ points.

/too late for the great Airplane references.  Carry on.
 
2013-09-21 11:03:54 AM

Rodeodoc: FTA: The school board sent out letters electronically to parents Friday, which stated that the Florida Department of Health in Broward is working to determine the cause of the illness.

Or as every other person in the world says, email.  These "electronic letters" are a new development in Broward County, where the Democrats have been running the show for years.  This is the county that brought you the hanging chad.  The entire county has about 300 IQ points.

/too late for the great Airplane references.  Carry on.


I'd guess the reporter is paid by the word
 
2013-09-21 11:10:19 AM

Ghost Roach: Rodeodoc: FTA: The school board sent out letters electronically to parents Friday, which stated that the Florida Department of Health in Broward is working to determine the cause of the illness.

Or as every other person in the world says, email.  These "electronic letters" are a new development in Broward County, where the Democrats have been running the show for years.  This is the county that brought you the hanging chad.  The entire county has about 300 IQ points.

/too late for the great Airplane references.  Carry on.

I'd guess the reporter is paid by the word


You mean: The author of the article is financially supported by the number of words used in constructing their text for the local news station that can be view on channel ten.
 
2013-09-21 11:13:03 AM
In honour of this occasion, I'm going to stop sniffing glue.

/sniff sngiff
 
2013-09-21 11:14:19 AM

ejwsod36: Ghost Roach: Rodeodoc: FTA: The school board sent out letters electronically to parents Friday, which stated that the Florida Department of Health in Broward is working to determine the cause of the illness.

Or as every other person in the world says, email.  These "electronic letters" are a new development in Broward County, where the Democrats have been running the show for years.  This is the county that brought you the hanging chad.  The entire county has about 300 IQ points.

/too late for the great Airplane references.  Carry on.

I'd guess the reporter is paid by the word

You mean: The author of the article is financially supported by the number of words used in constructing their text for the local news station that can be view on channel ten.


TL;DR
 
2013-09-21 11:20:56 AM

Rodeodoc: FTA: The school board sent out letters electronically to parents Friday, which stated that the Florida Department of Health in Broward is working to determine the cause of the illness.

Or as every other person in the world says, email.  These "electronic letters" are a new development in Broward County, where the Democrats have been running the show for years.  This is the county that brought you the hanging chad.  The entire county has about 300 IQ points.

/too late for the great Airplane references.  Carry on.


You're never late for an Airplane thread. In fact, I'm guessing those kids have never seen a grown man naked before.
 
2013-09-21 11:23:45 AM

Straight Outta Wells Branch: You're never late for an Airplane thread. In fact, I'm guessing those kids have never seen a grown man naked before.


i1043.photobucket.com

/Ever been in a Turkish prison?
 
2013-09-21 11:26:34 AM
There's a sale at Penney's!
 
2013-09-21 11:30:58 AM

Grumpy Cat: There's a sale at Penney's!


i1043.photobucket.com

Well I could make a hat, or a brooch, or a Pterodactyl....
 
2013-09-21 11:32:05 AM
That many, that fast, I'd say a 90% chance that it was norovirus.  Especially in Florida, 40 miles from Fort Lauderdale and about 50 from Miami.
 
2013-09-21 11:32:06 AM
Officials now think the mystery illness started when one student fell down in the mud and got kicked in the head with an iron boot.
 
Rat
2013-09-21 11:32:15 AM
Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shiat again.

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2013-09-21 11:51:07 AM

Rodeodoc: FTA: The school board sent out letters electronically to parents Friday, which stated that the Florida Department of Health in Broward is working to determine the cause of the illness.

Or as every other person in the world says, email.  These "electronic letters" are a new development in Broward County, where the Democrats have been running the show for years.  This is the county that brought you the hanging chad.  The entire county has about 300 IQ points.

/too late for the great Airplane references.  Carry on.


As I understand, the school board was to send out these sad letters and they just thought they would give them a negative charge. So they sent the letters electronically. It would have been awfully insensitive if they had sent out the letters protonically, don't you agree?
 
2013-09-21 12:04:29 PM
Lunch Lady revenge.
 
2013-09-21 12:05:57 PM
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
 
2013-09-21 12:13:50 PM
Another vote for the norovirus.

Had it once. It's the reason why I've banned wicker trashcans from the bathroom.
 
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2013-09-21 12:21:27 PM
If they didn't want to be sick at school, they should have chosen to be born to a family that could send them to private school.

Yeah .5/10, sloppy work.
 
2013-09-21 01:08:58 PM

SweetBearCub: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.


Listen, Betty - don't start up with your white zone shiat again.
 
2013-09-21 01:16:29 PM
If Airplane! were made today...

INT - PASSENGER CABIN

All the passengers are taking their seats, preparing for take off.

A Korean man with shades and a light blue suit stands up in the aisle and starts singing something that sounds like, but different enough to avoid having to pay royalties for, "Gangnam Style".

PASSENGER #1: Hey, look! It's Psy!

A stewardess runs over him with her trolley.

A female passenger dressed in 19th century French peasant garb, with most of her hair cut off, starts singing something that sounds like, but different enough to avoid having to pay royalties for, "I Dreamed a Dream".

PASSENGER #2. Hey, look! It's Anne Hathaway!

A chubby, homely Scottish woman appears and start clubbing her.

PASSENGER #3: Hey, look! It's Susan Boyle!
SUSAN BOYLE: You're stealing my song, biatch.

The poorly shot and poorly choreographed fight goes on for about four minutes, thus sparing the writers of having to come up with four minutes work of actual material.

INT - PASSENGER CABIN - LATER THAT NIGHT

The stewardess is serving the passengers their meals. She hands a plate of fish to a craggy-faced, desperately-coiffed Scotsman wearing a chef's jacket.

STEWARDESS: Here's your fish, Gordon Ramsay.
GORDON RAMSEY: It's raaaaaaaaw!
STEWARDESS: I'll get you another one, Gordon Ramsay.
GORDON RAMSEY: You donkey!

The stewardess then serves a man who's on his iPhone.

STEWARDESS: You need to stop playing Words With Friends, Alec Baldwin.
ALEC BALDWIN: You rude, thoughtless, little pig!
STEWARDESS: You need to work on your anger management, Alec Baldwin.

A former Mad TV cast member stands up. He's made up to look like somebody, but you're not quite sure.

MAD TV CAST MEMBER: Did somebody say "Anger Management"?
PASSENGER #4: Hey, look! It's Charlie Sheen!

INT - COCKPIT

Little Joey is brought in to meet the pilots. He looks at the co-pilot who is a former Mad TV Cast member wearing a 33 Lakers jersey. The pilot puts his hand on Joey's shoulder.

PILOT: Amanda Bynes. Angry Birds. Twerking.

JOEY: (pointing to the co-pilot): Hey, look! It's Kareem Abdul Jabbar!

The pilot and the "Kareem Abdul Jabbar" lookalike do a poorly-choreographed hip hop dance-off that lasts for four minutes thus sparing the writers of having to come up with four minutes of material. When it is over, the pilot puts his hand back on Joey's shoulder.

PILOT: Mad Men. Melissa McCarthy. James Franco hosting the Oscars.
JOEY: Ben Affleck playing Batman.
PILOT: Good one, Joey. Twitterverse. Game Of Thrones. The Kardashian family....
 
2013-09-21 01:20:59 PM
Of course, if a sophisticated terrorist attack involving genetic mutations in children WERE underway, a fast-spreading norovirus WOULD make the perfect delivery vehicle...

/Just saying...
//Zombies in 3.. 2...
 
2013-09-21 01:27:23 PM
Sounds to me like Mass Hysteria
 
2013-09-21 01:37:29 PM
I just want to tell this thread good luck. We're all counting on you.
 
2013-09-21 02:06:05 PM

ImpendingCynic: SweetBearCub: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Listen, Betty - don't start up with your white zone shiat again.


There's just no stopping in a white zone.
 
2013-09-21 02:08:29 PM
It happened during band class.

They were on instruments.
 
2013-09-21 03:10:24 PM
They knew what they were getting into. I say let 'em vomit!
 
2013-09-21 03:11:21 PM

The water was cold: It happened during band class.

They were on instruments.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEywGpIt0vw
 
2013-09-21 04:03:39 PM

noazark: It's too bad the school cafeteria didn't use Supperware™ products. They're ideal for storing leftovers, to stretch your food dollar.

/this 2-quart "Sealz-em Right" container® will keep hot dog buns fresh for days ...


Nicely done. Thats a quote you hardly see in these threads. You got over Macho Grande on that one.
 
2013-09-21 08:24:58 PM
Hey FARK Anita Bryant......
Who the hell is she.....
 
2013-09-21 08:28:45 PM
Off the parody subject...

I found humor in the addition skills of the reporter. "thats 27 people total".

Because 2 classes that one boy is in couldn't possibly have overlapping absences.

/if you can't compute logically or numerically, write for a tv news station
 
2013-09-21 09:22:45 PM

strangeguitar: It's a horrible situation. All together.


It's a horrible situation

ah, an Airplane thread on a Saturday night.  Almost makes me feel good about having no life.

/sob, weep, heart wrenching moan, gnash of teeth
 
2013-09-21 10:22:47 PM
OMG! You need to go to the hospital? What is it?
 
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