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(Deadline)   Ellie Kemper involved in Sex Tape   (deadline.com) divider line 30
    More: Spiffy, Kemper, Rob Corddry, Lawrence Kasdan, original screenplay, Cameron Diaz, Keira Knightley, Nicholas Stoller, Rob Lowe  
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2013-09-21 12:20:34 AM
ontd-startrek.wikispaces.com
 
2013-09-21 12:21:29 AM
Great rack!
 
2013-09-21 12:22:00 AM
Now if only she could be involved in a car crash of some kind, it might be newsworthy.
 
2013-09-21 12:22:50 AM
Isn't that how she got her start? Wasn't she the "my tongue is soooooooo dry, it's gonna feel like sandpaper on your cock" girl?
 
2013-09-21 12:23:21 AM
 
2013-09-21 12:24:47 AM

bwilson27: For the love of God, do not click it.
http://www-deadline-com.vimg.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/EllieKem pe r__130920220304.jpg


those horrible, sharp knees
 
2013-09-21 12:37:42 AM
Wait, Cameron Diaz is playing a young parent? Cameron Diaz is (she says at least) 41 years old. She could conceivably be a young grandparent.
 
2013-09-21 12:51:18 AM

3825968: Isn't that how she got her start? Wasn't she the "my tongue is soooooooo dry, it's gonna feel like sandpaper on your cock" girl?


i1066.photobucket.com

How dry do you want it?
 
2013-09-21 01:31:31 AM
I would rather see Jenna Fischer in Sex Tape.
 
2013-09-21 01:49:49 AM

mishalov.com



Hogan!
 
2013-09-21 01:50:54 AM

shut_it_down: 3825968: Isn't that how she got her start? Wasn't she the "my tongue is soooooooo dry, it's gonna feel like sandpaper on your cock" girl?

[i1066.photobucket.com image 239x178]

How dry do you want it?


Video
 
2013-09-21 01:56:49 AM
I'm a bit embarrassed at how quickly I clicked on the link.
 
2013-09-21 02:11:50 AM
 
2013-09-21 02:57:53 AM
Damn it, I thought that said Edmund Kemper.
 
2013-09-21 03:25:03 AM
Obviously, she's going to release a decoy sex tape to distract from the first.

images.buddytv.com

I'll be more than happy to help her release one.
 
2013-09-21 03:28:38 AM

you are a puppet: Damn it, I thought that said Edmund Kemper.


Too male, too old, too tall, too murdery, too rapy, too incarcerated
 
2013-09-21 05:11:46 AM

Poopy MacPoop: Wait, Cameron Diaz is playing a young parent? Cameron Diaz is (she says at least) 41 years old. She could conceivably be a young grandparent.


This^
 
2013-09-21 06:26:07 AM

Poopy MacPoop: Wait, Cameron Diaz is playing a young parent? Cameron Diaz is (she says at least) 41 years old. She could conceivably be a young grandparent.


cdn02.cdn.justjared.com
She still looks young... sort of like Rizzo on Grease.

Who am I kidding, she's on her way to playing Ms Havisham from Great Expectations.
 
2013-09-21 08:12:05 AM
[RTFA] Damn you subby!
 
2013-09-21 08:24:28 AM

T-Servo: Poopy MacPoop: Wait, Cameron Diaz is playing a young parent? Cameron Diaz is (she says at least) 41 years old. She could conceivably be a young grandparent.

[cdn02.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]
She still looks young... sort of like Rizzo on Grease.

Who am I kidding, she's on her way to playing Ms Havisham from Great Expectations.


Looks her age to me in that picture you posted, but with an inch of makeup, they can probably make her look younger.
 
2013-09-21 09:46:16 AM
Anyone else anmoyed by sex based movies with no sex?
 
2013-09-21 10:22:50 AM

meanmutton: Anyone else anmoyed by sex based movies with no sex?


I blame the Oxygen channel.
 
ecl
2013-09-21 12:09:22 PM

meanmutton: Anyone else anmoyed by sex based movies with no sex?


I am. But I'm easily anmoyed.
 
2013-09-21 01:19:59 PM
Who? Who? I do not know who this whore is.
 
2013-09-21 01:31:19 PM

HempHead: Hogan!


Farked minds think alike...
 
2013-09-21 01:57:04 PM

ecl: meanmutton: Anyone else anmoyed by sex based movies with no sex?

I am. But I'm easily anmoyed.


I think it's "a moyed."  "An" goes with vowels.

And yes, I'm a moyed.
 
2013-09-21 05:29:12 PM

LesserEvil: shut_it_down: 3825968: Isn't that how she got her start? Wasn't she the "my tongue is soooooooo dry, it's gonna feel like sandpaper on your cock" girl?

[i1066.photobucket.com image 239x178]

How dry do you want it?

Video


I hadn't seen that before.

I am now very interested in a dry, toothy blow job.
 
2013-09-21 06:23:33 PM

zekeburger: I would rather see Jenna Fischer in Sex Tape.


Why not both?
 
2013-09-21 07:22:07 PM

HempHead: [mishalov.com image 220x263]

Hogan!



Well, he did spend a lot of time around Bob Crane, so it's entirely possible he had a sex tape.
 
2013-09-21 11:08:24 PM

ten foiled hats: ecl: meanmutton: Anyone else anmoyed by sex based movies with no sex?

I am. But I'm easily anmoyed.

I think it's "a moyed."  "An" goes with vowels.

And yes, I'm a moyed.


Lucky. I haven't had a moyed in weeks.
 
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