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(WWL)   Hot redneck mother-daughter-daughter trio on the lamb, wanted for stealing thousands from animal shelter and prescribing animal meds to their relatives. Bonus: Last name of 'Manger' (W/ 'yes you would' mugshots)   (wwl.com) divider line 71
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2013-09-20 05:37:45 PM  
OK, I'd cool with all three at the same time.

/Wonder if they like doggie style.
 
2013-09-20 05:42:38 PM  
The middle one is what the one on the left looks like after a few drinks.

Anyway, two out of three. That ain't bad.
 
2013-09-20 05:45:10 PM  
lam, not lamb.

themoreyouknow.jpg
 
2013-09-20 05:46:40 PM  

FlashHarry: lam, not lamb.

themoreyouknow.jpg


I was giving subby the benefit of the doubt due to the nature of the story, but you're probably right. Still funny even if it wasn't intentional.
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-09-20 05:53:36 PM  
Definitely. Definitely. No way.

Besides, those young ladies are baa-aa-aad. baa-aaa-aaad I tells ya
 
2013-09-20 06:07:16 PM  
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2013-09-20 06:15:38 PM  
That one on my face, that one on my wiener and that one working the balls. Yeah, that works.
 
2013-09-20 06:16:33 PM  
Bonus: Last name of 'Manger' (W/ 'yes you would' mugshots)

Not sure if Subby was being this deliberately clever, but given it is Plaquemines Parish its a good bet these folks are cajuns, and the last name is French.

"Manger" = "to eat".
 
2013-09-20 06:19:26 PM  
I'd give em llama sex, with the spitting and biting and whatnot.
 
2013-09-20 06:19:43 PM  
I'd lay in that manger.
 
2013-09-20 06:20:05 PM  
🎵What would ya do for an OxyContin🎵
 
2013-09-20 06:20:13 PM  
would; would; ah, who am I kidding?
 
2013-09-20 06:21:03 PM  
I would name the one in the middle "Big Toe" and invite her to my house.

Then proceed to bang her on every piece of furniture in the place.
 
2013-09-20 06:21:17 PM  
Stealing from an animal shelter is pretty low. Like stealing from an orphanage low.
 
2013-09-20 06:22:03 PM  
Either I've spent too many years working on a university campus, surrounded by beautiful women,  or subby's gone too long without female companionship, because I don't find any of those women particularly attractive.
 
2013-09-20 06:22:13 PM  
Are they on the lamb because a sheep has too much pride?
 
2013-09-20 06:23:09 PM  
Want - Want - Not even I'm that desperate
 
2013-09-20 06:23:18 PM  
I'll give mom a little slap and tickle if I can have my way with the fillies.
 
2013-09-20 06:23:36 PM  
On the lamb? Oh, ewe!

/I'd ram the one on the left
 
2013-09-20 06:23:41 PM  
Must have Photoshop of the fugitives on the lamb.

/Pretty please?
 
2013-09-20 06:24:43 PM  
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2013-09-20 06:25:51 PM  

FlashHarry: lam, not lamb.

themoreyouknow.jpg


It's funnier if you just assume subby knows the difference.
 
2013-09-20 06:27:49 PM  
The mother's mug shot is quite bad but I figure most Farkers would reconsider after watching this news clip of her which shows her from the waist up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj8aa7WhxKg
 
2013-09-20 06:28:28 PM  
I remember that movie...

www.monstersandcritics.com

/hot like Big Bad Mama was back then
 
2013-09-20 06:31:57 PM  
Hmmm...are we sure that none of this three were using the animal antibiotics?...because that might be a deal-breaker.
 
2013-09-20 06:33:07 PM  
Two tweeters and a woofer.
 
2013-09-20 06:33:19 PM  
TastyEloi, I am right there with ya. They are not really attractive. They are 'lukewarm' at best, and that's only after a few beers at the minimum.

They are pretty dumb, and low. But then again, at least one was using drugs, and I would suspect all 3 were. I've known many who use drugs who act like they are good and decent, but have no qualms about stealing from those who need it most, and don't think about easier ways to make money that are more legal.
 
2013-09-20 06:33:30 PM  

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Let me tell you how an old guy looks at this.

1. Too young.
2. Still in diapers
3. Now there is a fine looking woman.

/cries
 
2013-09-20 06:34:23 PM  
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2013-09-20 06:34:42 PM  

AirForceVet: OK, I'd cool with all three at the same time.

/Wonder if they like doggie style.


They definitely like it ruff.
 
2013-09-20 06:35:55 PM  
I was told there was lamb.
 
2013-09-20 06:36:15 PM  
Two ticks and a flea.
 
2013-09-20 06:37:04 PM  

MaritimeGirl: The mother's mug shot is quite bad but I figure most Farkers would reconsider after watching this news clip of her which shows her from the waist up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj8aa7WhxKg


Thanks. She's OK. And any woman who names her daughters Tori and Tawny probably gets her freak on. Is she braless in that video or is that my imagination/wishful thinking?
 
2013-09-20 06:39:11 PM  

overthinker: TastyEloi, I am right there with ya. They are not really attractive. They are 'lukewarm' at best, and that's only after a few beers at the minimum.

They are pretty dumb, and low. But then again, at least one was using drugs, and I would suspect all 3 were. I've known many who use drugs who act like they are good and decent, but have no qualms about stealing from those who need it most, and don't think about easier ways to make money that are more legal.


Now I'll grant you they're probably more appealing in person; photos can't really capture a living, animated person's charisma. But just going by the photos, they have that sort of Britney Spears look where they're appealing only because they're young and not really because they're actually all that pretty.
 
2013-09-20 06:39:22 PM  
People who smile like dbags for their mugs should be shot in the taint. Discuss.
 
2013-09-20 06:44:14 PM  

fusillade762: Stealing from an animal shelter is pretty low. Like stealing from an orphanage low.


You are right about that......
 
2013-09-20 06:45:58 PM  
according to facebook, tawny is due to have a baby Oct 4
should be easy to arrest her then
 
2013-09-20 06:46:59 PM  

MaritimeGirl: The mother's mug shot is quite bad but I figure most Farkers would reconsider after watching this news clip of her which shows her from the waist up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj8aa7WhxKg


a) nice rack

b) how can police suspect "foul play" when the dogs were turned in to a shelter?
 
2013-09-20 06:48:57 PM  
I like mint jelly on the lamb
 
2013-09-20 06:51:48 PM  
"Yes I would" what?  Give them animal tranquilizers so that they could be spared from the pain and suffering inflicted upon them by mirrors?
 
2013-09-20 06:58:47 PM  
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Just call me mint jelly 'cause I'm on the lam!
 
2013-09-20 07:01:58 PM  
Meh. Wake me when you do the trifecta.

I've farked three generations of women from the same family. Daughter, mother, and grandmother.

/No, not at the same time.
//No, they never did each other.
///No, I will not post the pics.
\Yes, you can admire me.
 
2013-09-20 07:05:29 PM  

fusillade762: Stealing from an animal shelter is pretty low. Like stealing from an orphanage low.


Lower, even.
 
2013-09-20 07:10:16 PM  
The daughters both have chins that make Leno jealous and my ballsack afraid; while the mom does indeed have rack o'plenty.
 
2013-09-20 07:21:05 PM  

mojo wire: Two tweeters and a woofer.


I'd install my head unit in that system
 
wee [TotalFark]
2013-09-20 07:28:21 PM  
Mutton's better than nothing!
 
2013-09-20 07:28:59 PM  

Nick Nostril: People who smile like dbags for their mugs should be shot in the taint. Discuss.


Looks like photos from the driver's license database.
 
2013-09-20 07:30:25 PM  
No. Maybe. No.
 
2013-09-20 07:44:27 PM  
Sister on the left, yes.
 
2013-09-20 08:00:34 PM  
Mother-daughters trio, for fark's sake.
 
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