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(The Atlantic Wire)   Russia won't let Selena Gomez in because they are pretty sure she is an advocate for lesbian rights   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 15
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2013-09-20 04:10:37 PM
4 votes:
Boy, she's never going to live down dating Bieber, is she?
2013-09-20 05:00:03 PM
2 votes:
An anagram for Selena Gomez is OMG, seen a lez! THIS MEANS SOMETHING.

/that I have too much time on my hands
2013-09-20 03:57:23 PM
2 votes:
Go on...
2013-09-20 09:51:50 PM
1 votes:
Huh. You'd think a little head was exactly what Russia needed.
2013-09-20 08:39:58 PM
1 votes:
There are no reports that a "We're here, we're queer, etc." has been incorporated into Gomez's act. But the singer did go to Los Angeles's Gay Pride earlier this summer. And she has come forward and talked about how she was bullied as a teen, which many gay people go through


Yeah, I don't think that's it. It's the diaper pants.
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My version of what happened:
(At the ministry of culture, better known as gaywatch, Russia:)

Ivan: Hey Boris, why is this guy wearing diaper pants?
Boris: He's obviously a homosexual. He needs the diapers because he had a rough night of anal sex and his assh*le is bleeding.
Ivan: I thought he had a girlfriend?
Boris: She must be one of them too. Americans are all sexed crazed deviants.
Ivan: I thought she was Mexican?
Boris: Them too.

(Six months later, at the ministry of culture, better known as gaywatch, Russia)

Ivan: Hey Boris, guess who wants to come to Russia?
Boris: Keep her out or we will both end up freezing our balls off in Siberia.
2013-09-20 08:25:42 PM
1 votes:

Flappyhead: Diogenes: Boy, she's never going to live down dating Bieber, is she?

Nope.  And if I was her boyfreind Ishe'd use that as ruthlessly as possible.

"But I don't want to put the dildo in there!"

"YouI dated Beiieber."(just for accuracy)

"Hand me the lube."


strap-ons are great, aren't they?
2013-09-20 06:27:16 PM
1 votes:
Mens figure skating is gonna get real weird if its all straight men.
2013-09-20 06:14:34 PM
1 votes:

russlar: Russia believes she was really dating Ellen Page


lol poor Ellen...

she's hot tho....
2013-09-20 06:12:25 PM
1 votes:
She can advocate me for lesbian rights... if you know what I'm saying.

Do you?   Because I don't know what I'm saying.
2013-09-20 05:52:31 PM
1 votes:
Russia believes she was really dating Ellen Page
2013-09-20 05:45:08 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: Boy, she's never going to live down dating Bieber, is she?


Nope.  And if I was her boyfreind I'd use that as ruthlessly as possible.

"But I don't want to put the dildo in there!"

"You dated Beiber."

"Hand me the lube."
2013-09-20 04:47:50 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: Boy, she's never going to live down dating Bieber, is she?


You know, a girl farks one lesbian...
2013-09-20 04:13:44 PM
1 votes:
But Cher and Elton John are OK.

Probably because the law involves minors, and they have no idea who Cher and Elton are.
2013-09-20 04:12:12 PM
1 votes:
To be fair, she was dating Ellen DeGeneres for awhile there.
2013-09-20 03:53:16 PM
1 votes:
Selena Gomez lesbian...

That's all I got from that headline
 
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